Most Embarassing Moment!

[nezzyjean]

[size=1] [color=deeppink] What's you most embarrasin moment? Mine is when I was in the bathroom on the first day of school, and i saw this man in their, and I was like: "excuse me sir, but this is the lady's room" and then the "man" turned around and said agitatedly: "i am a lady!!!" It was an honest mistake, cuz i only saw the person from behind, and she was wearing male clothes and had veeeeery short hair, yah..but the worst part of it was that it ended up being my math teacher! So what's your most embarrassing moment? Speak up! [/color] [/size]

[eleanor]

[size=1] I personally don't remember my [i]most[/i] embarrasing moment...though I always got very embarrased when I would do something in front of a large group of people when I was little. I really have no problem with it now...[/size]

[Ryan]

Actually I have never had an embarrassing moment. Seriously. Nothing has ever happened that has embarrassed me. Maybe when I was younger when I was in Wal-Mart and I had been in the toy section and I thought I had found my mom and it looked like my mom from behind and I went up and hugged her from behind and it ended up not being my mother. I wasn't embarrassed, it was an honest mistake. The lady understood.

[Naru]

to tell you the truth I dont remember it....Even if i did I probably wouldnt say it on here ::sticks out tongue:: There was this 1 time that mutsumi (my bffl {not her realy name, thats her nickname}) ran around a oriental resturant asking people if they had seen my purse/backpack thing because I had left it on my chair & we were leaving & No one had seen it but finally we asked the waitor & he started laughing & I'm like, "you know,It's really not that funny," becuase I had a ton of stuff in there & he says, "Oh yes it is," & walks away. I'm like, "how rude..." Well, I turn to walk away & mutsumi starts cracking up & I'm all mad & junk & I say "What is so funny?!" pretty loudly & she starts laughing even harder & I'm like "grr...." & turn away again. Well, in between laughs she says "Its on your back" & I'm like "what?" & she says really loud "your purse is on your back!" I felt really stupid. but thats the most embarissing thing I can remember....

[Emme888]

well being me is always embarassing enough, I'm a total klutz and I seem to fall down alot...okay I got, Just about a month into school last year, totally the newbie freshmen......and I was walking down the stairs and I fell and spilled my books and one of my shoes went tumbling down the entire stair case...I was beat red, I had to pick up my books and retrieve my shoes with everyone watching...*giggles*
It's okay now cause everyone knows me, and that's just me. All the seniors were like laughing and all..ugh! Oh well...

[The One]

[color=darkred]Well, I can't remember my most embarrassing moment ever either. But my most recent is mistaking a Penis for a Pizza during a game of Pictionary...Well, Cranium, but it's like pictionary in a 1/4 of a way...ignore me.[/color]

[Terpischore]

[color=b60039]Well, this happened today, and it was kinda embarrasing..I came back into the room for colorguard (i had just been sent on a mission) and they had started the music for our angry dance (don't ask) and so we got to a certain point in the dance...and before i was sent on my mission, that was where we had stopped..but i didn't know that and i thought that we were going on. And we were in a triangle, and I was at the very edge, and so the next part was all of us running in the direction where I was in the triangle (bottom left hand corner)...so i began to run, and since I'm like the point of the triangle in that direction, I couldn't see anybody...So i ran..and nobody followed me, and they had all stopped and everybody had a CLEAR view of me running forward, probably not at my best either..and so i looked back and everybody was just like FROZEN looking at me and I was like "Uhh...whoops!!" and i kinda did this little jig to get back into place...agh...::covers face with hands::[/color]

[Ellimist_CSL]

My most embarassing moment was the time I was going up for some award at the end of the year school award thing and I fell flat on my face.

[Armadillomon]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Ryan [/i]
[B]Actually I have never had an embarrassing moment. Seriously. Nothing has ever happened that has embarrassed me. Maybe when I was younger when I was in Wal-Mart and I had been in the toy section and I thought I had found my mom and it looked like my mom from behind and I went up and hugged her from behind and it ended up not being my mother. I wasn't embarrassed, it was an honest mistake. The lady understood. [/B][/QUOTE]

This sort of happened to me. I was at a store looking at a book. My mom had just been there, and I found a part of the book that was funny, and I wanted her to see it too. So I walk up to her and read the funny part to her. Except it wasn't my mom, it was a total stranger who was standing right where my mom had been standing like 10 seconds ago!!! I was so embarassed that I wandered around the store for like 5 minutes to be sure that I was as far away from that woman as I could get!

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[zidane11]

I was little when this happened but one day when I was at my pool I wasn't paying attention and I hugged a man thinking it was my dad and I said I love you daddy and then everyone started laughing and I ran away.

[Crazy Ace]

there was this time i was running through the street on my usual morning exercise and on a busy street i fell flat on my face in front of a few girls who go to my school. Over here in the bahamas in school they dont forget anything and rub it in your face for a year

[hawke3000]

A couple years ago(like six)Me and a friend were playing hide and seek.When I was seeking I looked in the bathroom and saw his mom naked!!It both scared and embarresed me!!!:nervous: :p

[Crazy Ace]

thats rich and i am glad that im not u. Such a shame his mom isnt a supermodel

[Guest Magdalena]

Well I was on the recieving end of about 4 hickeys that are very difficult to hide. And at work yesterday, they were quite noticeable and everyone made comments. I didn't care then, because hey, it was a very very good day(because of the circumstances in which the marks were created). Today, everyone knew, and wanted to see, and everyone was teasing me about it, and trying to guess who. People who weren't the other day, already knew about it. It was awful... funny and embarassing

[Pressure]

[color=silver][size=1][b]Most[/b] embarassing? Is there such a thing? My life is one string after another of embarassing moments.

Homecoming last year is pretty high in the ranks. I spent $135 dollars on the dress. $115 dollars having my hair professionally dyed to match. [ Midnight blue ] And while my friend and I were looking all over the Gym for my friend Jeff, I slipped on some water, and did a complete split, ripping the hem of my dress, and undoing half my hair. All that, and Jeff never came to homecoming.

Another Jeff-capade, was when I went to Rock-N-Bowl [ Bowling from 1o pm to 1 am ]. I had a huge crush on Jeff, so I wanted to show off my getting a strike. I was wearing my favorite pair of pants, a huge pair of Bugle Boys, and a Spiderman shirt that barely covered my midriff. I [ being the genius ] forgot to wear a belt that night, so my pants were falling off as it was already. Well, forgetting that I ran up for a strike, and as I ran, my pants slipped down to my knees, bearing my bright purple thong to the world, and tripping me as I ran. I slid forward on the ground, and got a gutterball to top it off.

That's just the tip of the iceberg.[/color][/size]

[Nate]

*trying to view Pressure in a thong with pants at her ankles while bolwing* *smiles* *gets slapped*

Hmmm..my most embarassing moment.... Me, The Bouncer (a freidn of mine) and another friend named Dezeray was in my room, playing video games (NBA Street vol. 2 to be exact). I have a computer in my room, which is what used to be the family computer (we got a Windows xp so they left me with the 98) Well, i was playing The bouncer and gettnig my *** beat, as usual..because Anthony is the only person i know that can stop my Shaq defence...and Kobe/Alen Offence..and Dezeray is on the computer. Well, she, being her usual nosey self(in a comical way, that is) goes through 'My Documents'. We have alot fo old pictures on there, *sigh* and she pulls up one of my as a baby. In diapers and everything. She sets it up as the wall paper. I never see her do none of this, because i'm making a come back on NBA Vol. 2. Suddenly Bouncer and Dez start laughing, at about the same time i tell a joke. I think it's the joke, until a few minutes later, i turn and i'm staring at a baby picture. And a bad one, at that *blush*

[nezzyjean]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by hawke3000 [/i]
[B]A couple years ago(like six)Me and a friend were playing hide and seek.When I was seeking I looked in the bathroom and saw his mom naked!!It both scared and embarresed me!!!:nervous: :p [/B][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]Another Jeff-capade, was when I went to Rock-N-Bowl [ Bowling from 1o pm to 1 am ]. I had a huge crush on Jeff, so I wanted to show off my getting a strike. I was wearing my favorite pair of pants, a huge pair of Bugle Boys, and a Spiderman shirt that barely covered my midriff. I [ being the genius ] forgot to wear a belt that night, so my pants were falling off as it was already. Well, forgetting that I ran up for a strike, and as I ran, my pants slipped down to my knees, bearing my bright purple thong to the world, and tripping me as I ran. I slid forward on the ground, and got a gutterball to top it off.[/QUOTE]

[size=0] [color=orange] I think that you two had it worst![/color] [/size]

[KittyLynn]

[SIZE=1][COLOR=dodgerblue]I was determined to make it over the next height when we were doing high jump. ^__^ I was wearing my ever-so-comfortable Addidas. So there I was running as fast as I could up to the bar. I fling my leg up in the air and throw myself over the bar! I made it! I stand up and I'm like,"Where's my shoe?". My friend pointed to where the shoe was lying beside my teacher, who had just been giving a major bump on the head. ^^;;

It wasn't really embarrassing, but it was totally hilarious!

-Kitty[/COLOR][/SIZE]

[Guest Randleman]

[color=crimson] Before I share MY embarassing moment, let me share with you other's more embarassing moments from the SA boards:
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I went to school the day of our Senior Class trip to the amusement park to tell my friends a couldn't go. When asked why, I just showed them my hurt arm (that was in a sling and all wrapped up). When asked what happened, I gave them the honest truth. Did I fall out of a tree? Nope. Did I get hit by a car? Nope. Did I trip and fall down a wooded hill? Huh-Uh. I got my arm caught in the washing machine on spin cycle. At 2:30 AM the night before.
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When I was 13, I went to a camp for visually-impaired kids for a week. I had a girlfriend named Brittany. Well, "girlfriend", because she never knew my real name. In fact, I don't think she knew anyone's real names. She called everyone "sport", like "HIYA, SPORT!" and "WHATCHA DOIN', SPORT!" Brittany was totally blind and had a slight cleft palette, but she was a wild little *****. She didn't need me to tell her that no one was about, and when it was just the two of us, she would swear and talk nasty about our camp counselors and the food and not being able to receive her favourite radio station in southern Kentucky. When it came time for the night-before-going-home dance, we slow-danced to every single ******* song off of the "Dirty Dancing" soundtrack while people awwed at us and took pictures. On the van on the way home, we sucked face and felt each other up all the way until the old man driving the van turned the engine off in the Dairy Queen parking lot. When I tried to call her the next day, her mom said "NO SHE'S NOT HERE DON'T CALL HERE AGAIN WRONG NUMBER BYE" and hung up.
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Because my parents were raising seven kids, I was forced to share a bed with my sister, let's call her Dana. Dana was the troublemaker of the family, having been caught drinking beer at a football game by the principal one night and getting suspended from school for several days for stupid **** like singing "beans beans the musical fruit / the more you eat the more you toot" in the hallways or writing "***" in her notebook. Anyways, one night Dana told me about what mom and dad did when they went to bed, and proceeded to demonstrate by sucking my neck, fondling my groin, and dry-humping me. I guess she felt guilty about that after about five minutes because she just stopped and turned over and went to sleep. The worst part is that I told my mom the next day while we were in the car on our way to get new school clothes, and when I told her she made a U-turn in traffic and floored that fucker all the way home, not even putting the car in park when we reached the driveway. While mom was bolting inside to beat the hell out of my sister, the car idled through the carport and ran into the garage/dad's workshop behind the house. The best part? Mom was dragging Dana out by the hair and without missing a beat, threw the car back into reverse and proceeded to take her to a troubled teen's institute. The worst part is that on the way there, my mom swore to God up and down that I was holding back more details and that she was going to put me in there, too, "TO GET RAPED BY NINETEEN YEAR OLD (minorities) WITH TOOTHBRUSHES! DO YOU WANT KLEENEXES TO GET BUTTFUCKED BY A TOOTHBRUSH, DANA?!? HUH?!?" To think it was all my fault for my sister being put away for about nine months. That night, my dad belted my *** black-and-blue because my mom told him that I had put the car in drive, thus wrecking the garage.
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Turned down sex between June 1996-September 1998 because I was "dating" a woman on the internet who didn't even give me her last name or phone number because she was a paranoid "rape survivor" and I wanted to be true to my woman. Turned out that the ***** was lying and using me for a playtoy.
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I onced tried to stick the eraser end of a pencil up a cat's butt. Don't as me why, I was like 12 at the time.
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Back when I was like 8 or 9 I was obsessed with space and planets (as any boy should be who loves space Legos, am i rite??). So, I found a nice full can of green spraypaint and waltzed on over to the side of our house and tagged the **** out of one of the big beautiful rocks over there. What did I tag? Saturn. The most badass planet, as one big green circle with a retarded elipse around it, neatly (largely) labeled. Funny part: that side of the house was kinda a mess at the time, so after I realized what the **** I had done, i hurredly covered the rock (we're talking like a 10' tall granite rock embedded in a hillside here) with this decaying green tarp, and no one was the wiser for several months until my parents hired a mexican to clean up the side of the house and, alas, I was busted. I am a master at delaying the inevitable.
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Not too long ago I was talking with a friend of mine and for some reason we got to the topic of masturbation, and that lead to him saying "It's too bad it's impossible to suck yourself off". So I say something to the effect of, "that isn't excatly true, I can do it." He says "prove it". Then a few days later I am chatting with him over this internet and he says "So you have the proof" and I say "yeah". So I sent him the picture (which I took myself) and he was stunned. He was very proud of me, and he sent the picture to almost every single goddamn person I know. So I had to deal with many questions and some ******** from folks for the past month or so.
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I fully believe that I am cursed by St. Valentine, for bad **** happens to me upon his day. It all started when I was 9 (13 years ago, for those who are counting), when someone decided to steal my backpack on this fated day. I, being larger than he, held on, but he managed to pull it far enough that my hands slipped from the straps to the buckles, and were there injured. In anger, I swung the bag at him (which had about 15lbs of books in it) and clocked him upside the head. He was unconscious for about an hour, and I'd thought I'd killed him.

1 year later, this time I'm 10, I get hit by a car while walking down the street. Didn't break anything, but I wound up pulling several back muscles, which have all become recurring injuries since then.

11 - some asshat stole my nintendo and games.

12 - another fight, I kick the first guys ***, but then his friends jump in. I still claim that I *won* that fight, because I caused more damage than I received, but I still got hurt quite a bit.

13 - first girlfriend dumps me, starts dating head of the foot ball team. Reason? She wants to be a cheerleader, and I'm too nerdy for the squad.

14 - I finally realize that I'm cursed (I used to not believe in this ****, ok?) and stay in my home. What damage could happen to me here? well, apparently a bolt of lightening could could strike the power pole outside of my house, and fry my computers hard drive. Do you realize how hard it was to find good internet porn for a 14 year old 8 years ago?

15 - Some fucktard with no insurance rams my car.

16 - stolen cds. About 25 of them, my accumulated collection at that point.

17 - 2nd serious girlfriend dumps me, to date the QB of the football team. Reason? He was higher up on the popularity chain than I was. I hate that fucktard.

18 - A few days earlier, I had managed to pull off a prank against said QB. He retaliates by slashing my tires. I would retaliate by having him arrested for drunk and disorderly conduct a week later, but that's a week later. Fucktard.

19 - first year at college, again my cd's are stolen.

20 - The only fight I get into at college. A drunken asshat takes offense to me asking him to turn down his music, and takes a swing. Final result: I have a bruised jaw, he has community service time, lengthy court fees, and a black eye. Not good for either of us.

21 - I'm an RA, and I have to try to break up all the parties going on in my hall while the schools having a huge party that requires the attention of Campus Safety. I wind up chasing a roving party for four hours before my shift's up and I can go to bed. I get swung at three times, but no actual fights break out (read: They were too drunk to actually connect, and their friends pulled them off, so there was no need for ****). My 4th serious relationship ends on this day as well.

22 - this previous valentines day, my unnatural luck involving the number 13 comes into play and nothing too bad happens.
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When I was 13, I had to read something to class during geography. The line was "the world is one big organism" and you can figure out what I actually said. The funny thing was that I didnt even realize it and when someone repeated what I said I still didn't understand.
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I taught my bestfriend in middle school how to masterbate.
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and now for the moment you all have been waiting for, my most embarassing moment.

oh wait, it's too innapropriate for here. too bad. :p[/color]

[Nate]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Randleman [/i]
[B][color=crimson] Because my parents were raising seven kids, I was forced to share a bed with my sister, let's call her Dana. Dana was the troublemaker of the family, having been caught drinking beer at a football game by the principal one night and getting suspended from school for several days for stupid **** like singing "beans beans the musical fruit / the more you eat the more you toot" in the hallways or writing "***" in her notebook. Anyways, one night Dana told me about what mom and dad did when they went to bed, and proceeded to demonstrate by sucking my neck, fondling my groin, and dry-humping me. I guess she felt guilty about that after about five minutes because she just stopped and turned over and went to sleep. The worst part is that I told my mom the next day while we were in the car on our way to get new school clothes, and when I told her she made a U-turn in traffic and floored that fucker all the way home, not even putting the car in park when we reached the driveway. While mom was bolting inside to beat the hell out of my sister, the car idled through the carport and ran into the garage/dad's workshop behind the house. The best part? Mom was dragging Dana out by the hair and without missing a beat, threw the car back into reverse and proceeded to take her to a troubled teen's institute. The worst part is that on the way there, my mom swore to God up and down that I was holding back more details and that she was going to put me in there, too, "TO GET RAPED BY NINETEEN YEAR OLD (minorities) WITH TOOTHBRUSHES! DO YOU WANT KLEENEXES TO GET BUTTFUCKED BY A TOOTHBRUSH, DANA?!? HUH?!?" To think it was all my fault for my sister being put away for about nine months. That night, my dad belted my *** black-and-blue because my mom told him that I had put the car in drive, thus wrecking the garage.
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and now for the moment you all have been waiting for, my most embarassing moment.

oh wait, it's too innapropriate for here. too bad. :p[/color] [/B][/QUOTE]

The first one is sad. *shakes head* what am i saying? It's funny.

PM me your mosty imbarressing moment. I don't care how inapropriate it is.

[Fatty_McGee]

My most embarrassing moment was when i was at a stoplight, and all of the sudden my brother popped up right next to me and started dancing like Elvis Presley. Great. Everyone turned and looked at me becuase they knew i was his brother *resemblance*... and all of the drivers stopped to look at me also. Gosh, i wish i just sank to the ground right then.

[ChibiHorsewoman]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by The One [/i]
[B][color=darkred] But my most recent is mistaking a Penis for a Pizza during a game of Pictionary...Well, Cranium, but it's like pictionary in a 1/4 of a way...ignore me.[/color] [/B][/QUOTE]
[color=violet]Well, as long as it was only Cranium I think you'll be ok.
As for me, I have a very good one. My husband's car was in the shop so I had to pick him up from work-which was at the 13th sig Aco's barracks. I walked into these barracks and said to the guy doing CQ, 'Did they do final formation yet?' and the CQ guy's like yeah. And I asked him if he'd seen SPC Crisler.
The guy's like' who's SPC (specialist) Crisler '
I started explaining a bunch of stuff then finally it occured to me to ask which company I was at.
The guy says' You're at Charlie Company. alpha is down the hall.'
Yet one moer thing that my husband won't let me live down since the sign for wher each company is located in each building is above the doors.[/color]

[Kanariya]

[size=1][color=chocolate]My most embarrassing moment...I really don't remember any of my embarrassing moments, though I think I posted one here before. Hee hee, memory gone blank.
Embarrassing moments that probably everyone has is saying thr wrong things; I have a bad habit of doing that. I said bullcrap in front of a teacher who doesn't like the word "bull" or anything like that. Everyone pointed at me but in the end I was left alone known as 'I Can't Believe You Did That' Person.[/size][/color]

[Toorima]

A couple of weeks ago, my mom was picking me up fromschool. After I saw her truck, I went up to it and got in, not looking at the driver. I put my seatbelt on, looked to the left, and somebody, I had know idea who, was driving the car! I unstrapped the seatbelt, ran away, and hid behind all of my books.

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Toorima

[DeathBug]

[color=indigo][font=century][size=1]You know, it's funny, but....I can't think of any time I'd been totally uber-embarassed, at least not anything that 'stuck'. By 'stuck', I mean some horrible event that still haunts me to this day. The little things that I was embasassed about at the time seem incredibly funny to me now. Blessed are we that can laugh at ourselves and all that.

When I was a kid, I was playing on some playground equipmemnt. I fell down and my neck was ripped up by some of the ropes on the equipment. I had a huge rope-burn scar on my neck, but that wasn't the worst part; the worst part was my pantsa falling down in front of everyone.

^__^ God, I was such a geek back then. [/color][/font][/size]