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Now I scared to eat! THanks peoples!

There was about a hundred times I found hair in my pizza. My dad eats sea food. Any kind, which I take as gross, he eats squid for gosh sake! My dad also had a fly crawl in his mouth, he didn't even notice. I told him and he spat as much as he could, but it never came out, BUM bum bum..... My brother eats ants...well, used to...ok, so he did it one or two times.
Thats all my stories.
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Bleh, I've heard some nasty stories about the food in McDonald's. I hardly eat there anyway (me being a bit of a health freak), but some of the things I've heard are disgusting.

A friend of mine works at one, and she tells me they have an ants nest next to the deep-fat fryer. At another store, a girl caught herpes or some other STD after drinking a milkshake. I'll let you figure out how that happened... The employees weren't even fired, as far as I gather. I really don't like the corporation. Stupid huge conglomerate.

As far as things I've found in my food... a maggot in my broccoli stalk, along with various other small bugs which get caught up in the heads and won't come out under tap water. They're thoroughly cooked, though, and small enough not to do you any harm if you do eat them (the bugs, I mean. Not the maggot. I'd never eat one of them).

I also had a piece of wood in a bag of crisps. It was small, but wood nonetheless.
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by CalmLikeABomb [/i]
[B]Six minutes later, the cockroach came out with the meal, pretty much unhurt. Incredible. [/B][/QUOTE] [COLOR=royalblue]Well, they can survive around the Ground Zero places in the world....along with Scorpions. Those two things survive a full on spray of bug killer and shake their asses at you to taunt. I tried freezing scorpion once in an icecube, then defrosted it a week later. He came out. Alive. And nearly got me before I crushed it with my hiking boot.

In retrospect....save the fancy stuff for deliciate creatures, and just use brute force on the hardy bugs.[/COLOR]
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[font=gothic][color=indigo]I give you all the wonder that is....KFC-H. That's right. Kentucky Fried Chicken Heads. A woman ordered your average bucket of chicken pieces, and found a complete head, fully cooked, inside it. The taste is unreported...

Then of course, we have the incident where the lobster, which had been frozen, cooked, then placed on a plate, decided to survive all that, and get up and start walking away. They'd frozen it to try and kill it, and after a while they assumed it was dead, simply because it wasn't moving. Apparently, it wasn't cooked for long enough, merely thawed out.

Personally, I eat as little as possible. For a variety of reasons. I did, however, once find a mulberry in one of my milkshakes, but I'm aware of the guilty party there.[/font][/color]
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[COLOR=coral][SIZE=1]The worst I found were some lice-y looking things in a bag of uncooked rice.
Most food I throw away simply looks distasteful. Once I bought peaches from the grocery store and the next day it was full blown with an enormous patch of fungus. I think if I left it long enough, it would have mutated into something. The other time, i won a cake in a cakewalk and no one was really eating it since it was pretty big. I left it on a counter which was next to the garbage can and the next thing I saw was ants having a banquet. I have no idea how they climbed inside the covering.[/SIZE][/COLOR]
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My dad used too chew tobbacco, right? Well, one day, when everyone was drinking pepsis from the can, i grabbed waht i thought was my can, but ti turned out too be my dads can, which he was spitting tobacco into. i took a swig and barfed.
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[color=purple] Once my mom sister and i went to Hometown Buffet (my sis' idea that place is ghetto) and i was walking around the buffet i was trying to eat light and not pig you like my sis so i thought hey why not have some spaghetti so i went over to the spaghetti and i started to grab some but then i saw something green in there, i dug it out and it was one of those spiral brushes for cleaning your teeth around your brackets when you have braces. I put the serving spoon and walked away, far away [/color]
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Okay one morning I was headin downstairs for breakfast before I went to school. Well I opened up some cappytin crunch and beiging kinda groggy didn't notice the ants. So I poured in some milk and started ta eat it when I noticed an ant swimmin in my milk! Yea so i told my dad and he just dumpted took the bag that the ceral was in and took out the ants. Then he made me eat the now ant free ceral . but there still were a few ants.*shudders*
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[COLOR=blue][I]Maybe companies just need to advertise a 'hidden suprise' with their products to avoid any lawsuits against them.

I've been quite fortunate, as I have only experienced one occasion of 'added ingredients'. Last year during a music tour, whilst having breakfast at the dine in area in a hotel, I poured a glass of orange juice using the juice vat machine there. Upon sitting down I noticed some unusual 'pulp' floating atop of my drink. I merely thought it to be some black seeds of sorts from the oranges.
Later, when I went to drink it, I noticed that the 'pulp' had grown legs, and a head, and antennas. Well, needless to say I got a bit of a suprise. Not only that, but soon what I thought was dead ants began to move a swim about my drink, and soon after flew away. Mmmm, delicious nutricious orange juice full of natures living goodness.[/COLOR][/I]
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I was pouring my milk onto my cereal and an earwig bug fell out. bleach! I tossed the milk and everything.

My mom had some rice and she was going to cook it. She looked at the back which looked slightly as if the rice was moving around. We noticed there was a hole in the end of the bag (she was carrying it horizontally)we looked inside and there well tons of maggots,we threw away the rice along with a bunch of other old nasty things in our pantry.

lastly.this does not have to do with bugs but it was still gross.
my mom had a little container of goldfish in the car. she set it down and my dog ate a little of it. she reached for some goldfish later and I just sat there staring at her (i'm so mean). I was wondering if she was actually going to eat the crackers so after she ate a few, i told her the dog ate some and she screamed and spat out the goldfish while I laughed. MWAHAHAHAH!

oh yeah. once i didn't know that these chips had expired so I ate a chip and noticed it tasted weird. I looked at the bag and it was exactly 1 yr. past it's expiration date! nasty nasty nasty!
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by animeforever105 [/i]
[B]I was pouring my milk onto my cereal and an earwig bug fell out. bleach! I tossed the milk and everything. [/B][/QUOTE]

This is quite surprising since milk is probably one of the food that is the less at risk of having... impurities.

As for me, well, the closest thing was bread with a bit of weird green stuff on it. Took me a couple of bites before I noticed it. Even though it didn't taste at all, I absolutely refused to eat more of it.
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Wow, I just read every single one of these posts. I think my appetite will never come back.

Luckily, nothing severe as these things have happened to me myself, but my family is another story...

My mother has found numerous hairs in her food, and once a fly in her salad.

My sister ordered a sandwhich from some place once with cheese in it... she took a bit and realized that they forgot to unpeel the plastic paper seperator thing...

Guess I'm lucky. :sweat:
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by sweetie_rei [/i]
[B]well we havent found anyting else yet............my friend almost chipped her tooth on a school made cheesebuger...... [/B][/QUOTE]

..... sweetie_rei, it's a no-no to dig back up threads that are over a month and a half old. People stopped posting on them for a reason. *taps your hand* nono.

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