Raiha Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 [COLOR=royalblue]Because my family is cruel and unusual, we have a nice history of playing practical jokes. For example: when we lived in the old house, we would let our guests take showers, then flush the toilets, turn on the washing machine, wash the dishes, and start cleaning the car with the hose. Or even better, putting bluing in the water tank. It turns the unlucky victem blue for a week or so, sometimes longer, if we do it right. But the all time special involves stream machine hydraulic weapons, toilet water, and....I'll let your imagination take it from there. I've gotten lucky enough to avoid such a thing. Maybe it's my good hearing. Personally, I don't do too many, mostly because I do not have a deathwish. Do you play practical jokes? Ever been the brunt of one? Do you hate practical jokes? Should they be outlawed, along with practical jokers?[/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patronus Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 [size=1][color=000066][b]Raiha, you're evil. I've never really done a practical joke, but my sister has. Her and her friends went driving on Halloween (or close to it) and drove out to a old cementary. My sister faked having car problems, and made everyone get out. As everyone was out, she whipsered to everyone but one guy to get back in the car. Everyone huddled in, and locked the doors. Then, my sister drove off and left the guy in the cemetary for fifteen minutes or so. She said when they came back, he was scared to death. XD -Leh[/b][/color][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pbfrontmanvdp Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 Yea of course i do practical jokes. I wouldn't consider myself a human being if i didn't do any. Ill start of by saying most of my friends are jewish and my one friend in particular is probably the stupidest person ever. One time I was at great adventure with a couple friends of mine and my one Jewish friend Josh was short 15 cents to purchase a drink from the rip-off soda dispensers. So as a joke me and my other friends decided it would be funny to just gather up a bunch of pennies and start throwing them on the ground to see if he would pick them up. We started dropping them one at a time, 30 secs inbetween and sure enough he picked up all the pennies. He traded them for a dime and a nickle of someone (why he didnt ask for just a nickle and a dime in the first place is beyond me) and bought a soda. Point is he proved that he is truly a Jewish person. Whats also funny as all my other friends who were throwing down the pennies were jewish too, but Josh had to pick them up. I swear the kid is rich, seriously his uncle is a multi-millionaire but he picked them up anyway just to buy a soda. Another is when i was in college, me and my one roommate that is in the dorm next to me(his name is John) decided to play a prank on my roommate(his name is Nick). Nick was studing for a big exam and we thought that he needed a break for a sec, so John and I got together as much duct tape as we could find from other people in our hall and decided to duct tape the door. I told John to knock on the door and do a female voice impression of the one girl Nick likes. When he did that Nick just jumped up higher then any human being ever has off his bed and open the door and flew right into the duct tape. I swear it was the funniest thing ever, he was stuck in it for about 10 minutes. Well i dont want to keep rambling on so i just gave a couple of what i did. Call me cruel, vicious person, but it was worth the good laugh. I mean come on everyone has done something to another person once in their lives for a good laugh so why just not admitt them now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LostProphet Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 [color=blue][font=arial] OK, we decided to get revenge on one of our commanders in ROTC that decided to be an ***** to us. We got his house at 4 in the morning, and took off the tires facing the opposite side of his house. We set the car on Cinder Blocks and left. He came in the next morning complaining that 2 tires where missing off his car and he had to walk 3 miles in full uniform to get to school. So Yes, I love practical jokes [/color][/font] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 I did a "practical joke" too my freinds. Actually we both did it and it was ongoing. While we were at our lockers, we would run by and either slap each other as hard as we could in the head, punch each other, or kick each other in the back of the knee and start too stomp them while they were down. And this is why we were freinds. Becasue we could threaten, insult and beat each other and laugh at ti. There was also alot of tripping. And before class started and the teacher came into the room, we would have little mini fights which who ever landed the hardest strike or knock the other down, won, and the teacher never caught us really. Those were the days. But my freinds have since moved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OtakuSennen Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 Heh. I don't do practical jokes too frequently, but I'm normally the butt of the joke.. My friends will often somehow get other peoples' AIM passwords (specifically my g/f's, how they got that I will never know) and act very strange.. They can fool me for a while, but I can tell the difference between people, even when it's just words on a screen.. But my friends normally don't do many drastic pranks, just little ones that normally end up with my face blushing or hopping up and down on one leg because they somehow injured my other one... But we're really into prank calls. ^_^' One time they all came over and I spent my time writing up prank calls as they executed with random numbers in the phone book. Here's my favorite one we have: (Best if said with a freaky Spanish-style accent) [quote] Hello, friend, you have been contacted by the Llama Love Society to win our special grand prize!! *annoying laughy screech thing* You will win.. 10 POUNDS OF LLAMA CHOW!! *annoying laughy screech thing* IF *long pause* You can answer this question. What is the name of the llama that live in the western planes of southern Greenland? (I'm pretty sure there aren't plains in southern Greenland.. But whatever) *Jeopardy song for a while* (Whether or not they answer, you say: ) NO! IT IS BILLY! BILLY THE LLAMA!! YOU DO NOT KNOW THAT?! Oh well. No llama chow for you.[/quote] ...We got a wide array of responses, ranging from "..." to "Shut the @#%$ up, @#$%ing retards". Does anybody find prank calls funny?.. If ya do, could you grade that one? Please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 M yfreind Omar, me and him come up wit hsome pretty funny prank calls,. This one is for an answering machine. "Um, mister BLANK, your male inhansment pills will not be coming in today, we give yo uour apologies and we shall give you a free small bottle of "Inhancemnet" along with your order. THank you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicoTranzrig Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 [COLOR=darkblue]I like playing mind games now that a few of my friends live far away....like this one, which upon viewing it, my friend called me sick, along with other obsceneties.[/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kent Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 Ive got a great one for you guys... I work in a resturant and one night my kitchen manager asked if I knew anything about gas, like natural gas. I said, "yeah, it burns." He said, ok, well we have a leak, could you keep an eye on this (points at pipe) and try to see if you can spot the leak. I was like, sure. (*we're all gonna die) Then as Im concentrating, on the other side of the line (the line is where all the cooking goes down.) the owner is asking, "anything?! anything?!, do you see anything yet"? I said no and waited. Then out of the blue an incredible flood of white gas comes pouring up into my area, all over the place, it was horrible. I freaked out on the inside but played it cool. I ran across the kitchen and started watching the people around flee. Then I noticed the laughter... The owner on the other side of the line opened up an enourmus container of co2 (used to carbonate sodas) and let it fly off in my direction. It freaked me out, being that the resturant was sure to blow up with the amount of gas I saw. But then it turned out to be a big joke and it was only co2. I laughed my tail off after my heart stopped beating a million miles per hour. It was a great joke and Ive loved the idea since. However, any practical joke that involves any sort of pain for anyone is not cool in my book. So thats it... thats my practical joke story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kahlan Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 Me and my team went to florida for a tournament and we all stayed in the same hotel. One of my friends overnight vasalined all the door handles in everyone's rooms. The called a hotel staff and said they got locked out and the staff just let them in. to get her back, while they were out, we vasalined their toilet seats and put stuff in their bed. They found the crud in their bed but they didn't realize the toilet seats. their clothes stuck to their butts all day. It was a minor prank, but it was still funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Taylor Hewitt Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by RicoTranzrig [/i] [B][COLOR=darkblue]I like playing mind games now that a few of my friends live far away....like this one, which upon viewing it, my friend called me sick, along with other obsceneties.[/COLOR] [/B][/QUOTE] Isn't that from the ring? --- Anyway I think practicle jokes are funny. Sometimes even when they are played on you. But when you play a practicle joke remember this... "They are in pain, not you." ^^ Heeheehee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 Hey, when me and my freinds used too do practical jokes to each other, insult each other, and threaten each other, we would laugh at ourselves. That was why we were freinds. Because we could laugh at each other and our selves and we all had a good sense of humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raiha Posted August 3, 2003 Author Share Posted August 3, 2003 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Taylor Hewitt [/i] [B]Anyway I think practicle jokes are funny. Sometimes even when they are played on you. But when you play a practicle joke remember this... "They are in pain, not you." ^^ Heeheehee. [/B][/QUOTE] [COLOR=royalblue]I wouldn't know. I've never been the victem of a practicle joke.[/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pbfrontmanvdp Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Raiha [/i] [B][COLOR=royalblue]I have sucessfully turned six people blue. The world record is too high for me to reach...so I'll settle for my lucky number. Which is 6. :D[/COLOR] [/B][/QUOTE] What six people blue??? How can you not laugh when doing it. After the second time i would have laughed my *** off when doing it to another person and probably give it away some how...but to do it to six people. Your evil, actually probably clever as hell. Have you ever taken pictures of someone after the prank, cause that would be great to show to friends and such. The gift that keeps on giving. Actually i just thought of another one. My friend and I some how retrieved a tickle me cookie monster thing or whatever it was and would prank call people using that. It was probably the funniest thing cause the cookie monster toy would say the same thing over and over again (usually it would say either "Me cookie monster", "Me want cookies", or "Im hungry") and the people we would call wouldn't usually realize it until after a few minutes what was going on. Except one time we called a doctors office and actually got an appoint for Mr. Cookie Monster. I almost pissed myself with laughter that something like this actually happen. I would love to meet that secretary in person just to laugh at her one more time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 [size=1]Okay, I've done my best to clean up this thread. Baron, Daigo, Logan, and Taylor--Keep your arguments off the boards. Taylor, there is a "Delete Post" option at the top of the EDIT page. Feel free to use it. -Sara[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest special edward Posted August 5, 2003 Share Posted August 5, 2003 my practical joke is reading at school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
instantramen14 Posted August 5, 2003 Share Posted August 5, 2003 [color=purple] After seeing the movie The Ring my best friend made a sn called samarasbackagain and she would im people saying you have seven days and this one kid belived herand he got really scared so she blocked her, she had a back up sn canlled darkinthatwell and she went on that too and kept on talking. He was scared stiff we were laughing so hard. I kinda feel sorry for the guy though cuz well, samara's really really scarry [/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Taylor Hewitt Posted August 5, 2003 Share Posted August 5, 2003 That's funny ^^. But the video is much more scary than what you just said. Once I was playing hide and seek with a 7 year old chinese boy who caughs and I hid outside and he was looking the whole night. Harhar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fall Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 When I was in primary school I couldn't keep my hands clean of pranks and tricks. Now that I've grown up a little, I have the common sense to keep out of trouble.. though I do still pull a few bumps out of my sleeves every now and then. I can't resist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raiha Posted August 6, 2003 Author Share Posted August 6, 2003 [color=royalblue]Well, my friend told me a rather good one a few weeks ago that I just remembered. He and his friend are jokers in the extreme, but he, Matt, really takes the cake. His friend has a little sister in highschool, as Matt and him both graduated a few years ago. Matt teases his friend every day, saying that he'll take his little sister to prom. His friend threatens him with death and torture and all that lovely stuff. [He's the sweet protective type for those of you who didn't notice]. Anyways, it was prom night, and Matt was there, helping do the food with his mom. He sees his best friend's little sister has no date, she went with friends. He grabs his dad's blazer, puts it on, and walks up to her. He explains the joke and he agrees. So they took pictures, looking very formal and convincing. And his friend didn't notice until the pictures came in....which was several weeks later. He screamed and vowed vengance. Matt and his little sister held hands and grinned, then ran.[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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