Fake-Zen Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 *note these are contradicting equations they do not comply with each other. The first one is the proof that girls are evil As the saying goes "Girls are time and money" right? so... Girls=Time x Money As another saying goes "Time is money" so therefore... Time=Money, Girls=Money x Money or Money (squared) We all know that money is the root of all evil Girls=The Root of all Evil(squared) Whenever a root is squared you get its base. And the base of the root of all evil is evil itself so.... Girls=Evil The other equation i developed myself and only applies to that certain special someone. If you have found that certain special someone you have someone who will love and care for you. Girl=Love + Care Love is the basic mental need for human life, and when you have someone who will care for you, they will provide all physical needs as well, so... Girl=Basic Mental Need + Basic Physical Needs Therefore Girl=Everything you will ever need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Semjaza Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 This didn't affect my thought process in any way (or how I look at the opposite sex), other than adding to confusion over how people can think simple things like this can apply to something as complex as a human being. Maybe I'm just supposed to be amused by this. Who knows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 [size=1]I'm pretty sure this is the third time I've seen this posted here, and the second in recent memory. I don't think we're going to get any discussion out of this. /[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pressure Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 [color=silver][size=1]This is impossible. It violates the rules of mathematics. First off [ though this itself also violates a rule ] if the saying is "Girls are time and money", the equation would be Girls= Time + Money. 'And' suggests addition, not multiplication. Anyways, these equations are impossible. You cannot multiply or add two different variables, to produce a third. Orange + Apple does not yeild Lemon.[/size][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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