extremly bad teachers and subs!

[stormy_weather]

i was wondering how bad can teachers get and what are some of your stories about them.
i once had a sub for a week...she was a mean old bat Ms.Madagan was her name and torchering kids was her game...have you ever watched matilda? she was like the princable(Ms.Trunchable i think)if she had a choky she would probably use it every day! she is known to every kid in our school district as the meanest teacher ever.:flaming: :devil: :nervous: she got mad at this girl in my class for smiling too much "no one can be that happy all the time!",she said.the girl didn't smile or even say anything in class for the whole rest of the week.scary.that was trumatic expirience i'll never forget!
do any of you guys have stories to share?if so share away.

[Guest Forbidden One]

Hmm probably the worst two teachers I've ever had the distinct pleasure of "learning" from were Mr. Cedeno and Mr. Benjamin. Both were math teachers however the majority of all their students failed the classes. I swear these guys couldn't teach out of a paper bag, they use to never give homework and never teach lessons. Then to top it off they expected the students to teach themselves on subjects none of us had a grounded footing about.

It was a pure miracle that I and my other classmates ever passed Math in that school...:flaming:

[stormy_weather]

my sis had a theacher like that and she was also a math teacher (must be sumthin' wrong wit them) but her class got her fiered...or as the staff put it "urged to quit" but the replacement teacher wasnt much better...to bad. but my sis got help from our uncle who is a math professor.

[Harry]

My history teacher was a complete moron and would get all his facts mixed up. Worst part is that his stupid students actually believed his babbling and quoted him all the time to prove their point.

[stormy_weather]

in a history class getting facts mixed up can lead to major trouble!most students are stupid and will listen to anything a teacher tells them...or not and get the facts messed up on their own.
last year when my hitory teacher gave her long lectchers all i could hear was Blah..blah blah blah.....i nearly fell asleep one time!

[Guest Crimson Spider]

I used to have thi sone teacher. She had metalworks in her mouth, so she was always making this strange slurring noise whenever she talked. If you were to do so much as to ask the person next to you for a pencil, she would give a lecture on how kids are talking too much in her class, and punish the kid who was asked, not the asker, in some sort of way i.e. giving that kid a 0 on that assignment, making them clean the desks before they went to lunch. ect.

I also had this really old substitute. She would always yell at the class. for everything. Once you got her to talk, she would never stop. She would spend the whole class period just telling you a story about something that I forget. Of course, having experience with handling a rude elderly person for my whole life, I had her under my thumb. She would give me candy and stuff, and say I was the best student in the report that she would give to the original teacher there. Of course, she would also say that the rest of the students would throw things and talk and plot an evil plan to take over the world.

[Guest dayday]

This might be kind of long but I have evil teachers and evil schools.

I have an evil teacher who's been teaching since my parents were in school. She's old mean and always yells at me. She was trying to get the class to be quiet and all I did was say quiet and she kicked me out the room. I missed half the plays that were going on. She's my english teacher and she yells at me for writing in class. I write stories and songs when she's not talking. Once she was out in the hall talking to the others and I got in trouble for looking through my notebook. She's evil. I put it away at first and said ok but she said I had an attitude and took it from me. I caused a scene and started to cry my head off and growl at her. My leg was all jumpy and wouldn't keep still. So after about 20 or 30 minutes of trying to calm myself down by making up anger poems out loud and everyone around me trying to talk me into calming down. I went to the nurse and was so tired from crying and my stomach hurt. I fell asleep and got in trouble again. It was her fault for telling me to go in the first place. Then I couldn't even get my stuff out the room. She thinks I left out just so I could miss class and then came back like one minute before lunch. The nurse wouldn't let me out until then and ended up lying on me. The nurse said that I said my head hurt and I wasn't feeling good. All I said was my stomach hurt. I've known her since I was I was 4. The year before that I had to go to the office basically everyday. Most of the time it was because of telling someone to move and they thought I pushed them and all I did was walk through like everyone else. But I went other times for fighting and someone had punched me in the back of the head. I started to choke them now that's what I famous for. Choking people. He claimed I scratched him. I don't scratch, that's too girlish. I punch, kick, choke and other things too. I would love to give him a roundhouse kick right now. She even sent me to the office for not writing. I wrote the story like everyone else. She said I didn't and to write it again. I said no and she sent me away. I should have slapped her cause she grabbed me by the wrist and pulled me down the hall. Anyways, being bad is even worst. The year before that my teacher had someone come in. They left a message to whoever answered the door. The bigmouth heard and yelled it out. Everyone started to do it over and over for the next minute. I said it once and she yelled at me, grabbed my wrist and basically threw my in the hall. I think it was the same year, she told us something over and over again and I said ok. I got thrown into the hall again and had to write out the dictionary. All I did was agree with her. If you think you got it bad, try and come to where I live. You get yelled at for tying your shoe in the middle of class.

[Fall]

There is a teacher at our school called Mr. Murry (I'm not sure how to spell his name), he's a substitute teacher I think. He's from England, or atleast has an English accent.

He's the coolest teacer ever. He never yells. He never gets mad. The class runs a muck, jumping out windows, shouting, everything like that, and Mr. Murry just stands in the corner, quietly telling us to stop. We don't listen of course, and I sometimes feel sorry for him, though I think he's the coolest teacher this school has ever had.

On the other hand, he's a bad teacher. He doesn't teach us anything, mainly because we won't listen to him, and whenever we have a class with him, some of us don't even bother bringing in our books or pencilcases. He has a hard time teaching kids in our class.

He's still cool though.

[instantramen14]

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Lets see, last year my core teacher was evvvviiiilllllll he would assign things and change the due date, hed grade really hard, once he lost all of the essays for the whole class (these essays were a major part of our grade) He'd always talk abou raceing bikes (he named it sally o.O) He was just a c***y teacher.
Now for the substitute teacher, in 6th grademy regular teacher's back went out or something at the end of the year, so for the rest of the year we had to have a sub, we got the sub from ****, its hard to describe her she was just evil, no talking, look at me, read this chapter. We had already done the greek unit in our book, but she made us do it all again, instead of moving on to rome!!! She cancelled our roman feast, so everyone was pissed at her nobody liked her so we were happy on the last day of school!!! [/color]

[Zen]

I used to have arguements with my math teacher cuz she though i was a trouble maker but I WASN'T! God how i hated her so, so, so much.

[Guest spiderham]

once we had a sub that was talking about how "her generation" started drugs because she over herd my friend talk about xtc then she sceamed at us and cursed us in babaloyan it was some crazy $h1t

[Guest spiderham]

also once we had a gay sub he was cool tho we played jepordey and talked about will and grace it was pretty sweet

[Stuart]

Omg he had this one sub somtime that was a tottaly wicth, I remeber once when she asked where we kept out science books I raised my hand and told her they were right in front of her, and she went crazy... Mean wicth

[Kwai]

Ever had a chem teacher throw something off the "Dangerous" shelf at you? Nuff said.

[animeforever105]

there is this one sub at my school. her name is Mrs.Overstreet. She is the pickyest,meanest,evilest sub at our whole school. We had her for a couple days and if we did one little itty bitty thing wrong she would yell at us and make us stand outside,no-talking,
for 5-10 min. crap! You said we could work together but we can't talk about the assignment! Give me a break lady.

[Japan]

I had a few teachers that weren't necessarly bad, but they were very annoyiing. My Spanish teacher was so preppy. I refused to take another Spanish class after that. Then there were two English teachers. One was a group work fanatic and the the other was a homework fanatic who loved giving out loads of homework.

[OtakuSennen]

Hehe.. I don't remember the guy's name, but we had a science sub one day last year.. He worked at the penetentary or something.. He came in the class in full uniform and he went around the class asking us our names.. My friend said "Uh..." When he was the first to be asked, and the drill sergeant-wannabe told him that my friend was "Smokin' the cafeteria milk" And he would always end his sentences with "BOYEEEE!" in a really annoying tone.. And I, having glasses with matted dark hair, was addressed as Harry Potter and had to stand at ease while trying to figure out our real teacher's instructions. I was the "technical support boyeee" for the entire period. "Why won't this work, Harry Potter, BOYEEE??!" "I'm not sure, sir!" "You're the technical support BOYEEEEEE!!!!" "Sorry sir." He also busted a ton of people for various things (which I won't write about due to content). >_< Luckily it was just for one period on one day.

[sarcasm] Heheh... Harry Potter. I get it now! 'Cause of the glasses and the hair-- OF COURSE! [/sarcasm]

[Rhys Mayiessen]

[color=indigo]I had two really bad teachers that I could remember. The first one was in grade 8, Mr.Martin. He 'taught' us english and gym. The funny thing is that he acutally wouldn't teach us anything, and when he would it would be stuff from grade 7. So we basically did nothing all day, just talked to our friends and totally ignored him.

The second one was last year, in grade 10. Mr.Sher. Oh sure he taught us stuff but its not like anyone could listen to him for more than five minutes. He had the most monotone voice I have ever heard of in my life. I'm surprised I never fell a sleep in his class^^[/color]

[Spikey]

I had a student teacher who was once a sexest. She wouldn't even let the boys get drinks or anything like that. Made me so mad that I made her so mad. Heh she's gone now and I'm glad. All the girls wanted her to teach at my school and not to go so they cried. But I just sat there and talked to my friend about video games.

Though that is the past now, and I can't change it. But if I could I would.

[Juu]

[color=ff00cc] [size=1]My worst teacher ever would have to be Ms. Cockburn. She had no idea at all what she was teaching, and never really taught us anything. Basically, all she did was give us activites she thought was fun, when we were all just getting bored to death. And she kept going on about how some of us were terrible students, when she was just in another one of her bad moods. - ...-;

The worst sub... probably Ms. Tweeny. (Twenni... *doesn't remember*) Anyway, she really didn't make much sense. It'd be like, "Can I have a drink of water?" And she'd say yes, and I'd go get a drink. When I got back, she'd say, "Where did you go?" and I'd just reply I went to get a drink. And she'd yell at me and say she said yes to me washing my hands... or something. Not to mention, she had a really funny voice, and she'd stress us for writing it correctly. >>;;[/color] [/size]

[eleanor]

[size=1] My worst teacher was last year in seventh grade [the year of many problems and depression]. She was my LA teacher, Mrs. Copland. We never liked each other from the beginning, and she was a complete moron. She was always talking about Science stuff and she was pretty much stupid for a teacher who was teaching Language Arts. She should have just teacher science, for god's sake.

We were supposed to read some biography, and I asked her if I could read "Night", and she didn't even know that a book called "Night" existed. She also didn't know "Angela's Ashes", and I was seriously considering the fact that Mrs. Copland either had a memory problem or was just plain stupid.

And now...for my darkest secret. [which is probably the one thing I regret most in my life]. I plagarized a story and turned it into her, and of course I had a bad feeling about it. They caught me a few days later, and I was immediately went to ISS (in-school-suspension). I was practically crying the whole time, and I swear if I ever plagarize something again, I will...do something violent to myself. O_o But anyways, Mrs. Copland decides to tell the whole class about it.

Is that even ethically right? That was an extremely private thing, and she tells the whole class without telling me. I would be fine if she made me apologize to the class of make me tell them myself, but [i]no[/i], she tells them the day I'm missing from class. I returned the next day and everyone knew every exact detail. That the real author's name was, where I got the story, blah blah blah. I was furious, but I thought it would be better if I didn't confront her.

:P But I guess that was a very good experience for me.[/size]

[Celia]

[color=0099FF][size=1]The worst teacher goes to: MS. COCKBURN!

She would always have to look in the teacher's book whenever she teach. I mean, she's been a teacher most of her life, and she still doesn't remember what she's suppose to do?

The worst sub.... *thinks* Mr. Tebelly.... Is that how you spell it? Doesn't care if we're loud or running around the class. He just sits there and reads his newspaper. But we had lots of fun that day! ^_^;
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[Guest mamatermite]

If you wanna talk about crazy teachers, Mrs.Renken is one I'll never forget. She was a sub way back when I was in 4th grade. She was about as deaf as the deaf can come, so naturally we had a blast giving her trouble. Yelling just about as loud as you could carried little sound waves no where near her ear. And yet...when a girl sneezed across the room Mrs.Renken heard it and gave her a detention (shakes head).

[stardust]

You bring me back ALOT of memories....lol

Once,we had a sub for english,this weird german lady,she didn't have an accent or anything,but one day she wore a black jumper and hot pink stockings 0_o.

Her name was like,Ms.Rockeniwich or sumthing...if you ever have her RUN!She tried to get our class to like her and told us jokes like "what has four legs and can't walk......a chair!HAHAHAHAHAHA"
oh brother.....Then she argued about what a word meant when we all had dictionarys on our desk,what a moron.

And then we had this guy,Mr.Lickwinibitz (but I called him mr.lickinabit** to my friends,so funny,lol) He was just stupid,to prove this fact,We had a project in math and after he explained and they were turned in a few days later,everyone got an F cuz they did it wrong....*sigh*

[Elk]

Let's see the worst sub I'v ever had was some lady and I can't remember her name. It was last year in 5th grade and we had her a couple of mounths before the TAKS and then the whole time after. She was very nice to me but all she knew was sience and would repet the same thing about something over and over again. Resons why she was nice to me: I was the best student in sience so I wouldn't have to do the work and end up drawing through the whole class, When we did have an assiment I would hate sitting at my desk (I still don't know why) so I would get a chair and sit next to her desk and do my work there and I'd never have to do the homework. But I hated having her because of the sience and I hate sience.