extremly bad teachers and subs!

[stardust]

YPU HATE SCIENCE!WHATTTTTTTTTTTTT!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

sry,that's my best and favorite subject,I loves it ^_^

[Syk3]

Well, if I was going to mention any bad teachers, I would have to be crazy not to bring up Ms. Johnson, my Biology teacher in 9th grade. *insert shudder and loud scream*

I cannot stress enough how horrible this teacher was, and how much I feel that she should be fired or something. Basically, she based all of her actual teaching on the book that she gave us, whereas she would have us read a lot of chapters from the book, and simply go over it in class. So if you didn't read it, or didn't understand it in the first place, you're screwed. She was also very hard to understand, and very bad at typing. This teacher would always talk very slowly so that you could hardly comprehend what she says, and then speed it up near the end so that you still couldn't understand her. "Ooookkaaaaaayyyy claaasssssss, ooooopppeeeenn yooooouuurrr booooooooksssss topage56." Then, as I said, when she would go to type something, she would use one finger and hit a key every 5 seconds or something. When someone would raise their hand to answer a question, she would either ignore you, not give you a straight answer, or aparently forget what she had done once she calls on you to ask your question. o__o; She was always randomly moving people around for talking, even sometimes when they wern't talking, but she could never get them away from someone who would start talking to the person who was moved about what a bad teacher she was anyway, lol. Then she'd move PAIRS to the back of the room. What is this madness, I ask you?

But wait, there's more! She's so lazy, she'd literally take a warm-up overhead, cross off where it said "Warm-Up" as well as the date and stuff, and give it as a quiz or something. ~_~' One time she even gave us a crossword puzzle with all of the choices and numbers in ORDER. Ms. Johnson was ALWAYS loosing papers and stuff, so you could never guaruntee your work when you turned it in, and then she would find it when your halfway done copying your friend's homework because you are so sure you had done it once before anyway. We have a feeling she was loosing more than that...:rolleyes: Half the time she didn't know what she was doing, and she was boring as heck and looked like a frog. oO; This one time, she was doing this one project with the class on something that involved mulitpled choice answers. So for every answer, she'd say something like "A as in apples", "B as in ball", etc. Anyway, she'd always say the same examples over and over again, and when you'd get something wrong, she wouldn't even say that you're wrong, she'd just be like, "Ooookkaaayyyy, Saradoyouhaveananswer?" On a side note, she'd always try to say big words and stuff but would mess up horribly. Yes, so as I was saying, one time I got this answer wrong, and it turns out that it was actually "B", right. So she goes "Oookaaayyy, it's B as in ball." And I go, "Pfft. B as in *****", but rather quietly, though loud enough to stir up some laughter. =p

This one time, I walked into her classroom and she was doing an experiment in the back of the room, almost right behind me, since I'm in the back anyway. You'll like this. So she has two these two beakers with clear liquids in them; one was in her hand, and one was on a hot plate. She goes to mix them, and at first it seems like she is slowly pouring the liquid from the one in her hand into the one on the hot plate when Ms. Johnson suddenly pours it in [i]really fast[/i] (nervousness?). The beaker on the hot plate completely shatters, the liquid goes everywhere, and without turning off the hot plate, she goes right along and tried scooping the glass off the hot plate with an eye dropper and a paper towel. ~_~' "Ohhhh, weeelllll, thhhhaaaattt's juuuuuust whhhaaaaattt happenswithsomeexperiments."

Yeah, if you can't tell, I really hated that teacher and truely feel that she should no longer be allowed to teach. The following year, she was put in a trailer, so that was sort of funny, and the people in my Chemistry class who had her would always make fun of the way she teached. This one time, we actually did this explosion sort of experiment outside (we'd never do cool experiments like this in her class), and the smoke went into her trailer through the open windows. <<;

Yeah, so here's my longest post of all time. Do what you will with it.

[IkkiMechaPilot]

OK well i have to say ive never realy had a problem with teachers but thats probably cause i find it funny when teachers are total asses. So i dun remember teachers' names much but i had one teacher that would come up and smash your desk realy hard if you fell aleeps, one teacher that would throw erasers at your head if you fell asleep, one teacher that would throw pens and pensils at you if you fall asleep, and a load of other teachers that would do other things if you fell asleep. Also as subs come ive had every kind of bad sub you could think of and then some. But i just sleep, doodle, and read manga, in class anyways. without the teachers bothering me so i realy kinda like school.

[Elk]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Metatron [/i]
[B]Ever had a chem teacher throw something off the "Dangerous" shelf at you? Nuff said. [/B][/QUOTE]

What the hell?! Tell us why she/he did it!

[Demonic Angel]

My P.E. teacher...ugh...very mean!
He makes his class work like soldiers in the army!
he doesn't give us a break.
This girl who got detention from him in our class was ordered to run 20 laps around the field.
The girl was very exhausted and the teacher didn't even cared about it. And so the girl did what he said. And later on, she fainted and fall on the ground and they brought her in the hospital. Her parents were really mad and upset. They were cursing on our mean P.E. teacher and he was fired out of work.
Good thing, he's gone now and never to return.

[Dragon Fou Lu]

the worst teacher i've ever had was one i had 7 years ago.

we were told to write an essay on the digestive system and have it finished before the bell went, since we had books and stuff on the table he said it would only take us 15 mins or less, but after 15 mins he started yelling at me when he found out that i was only half way through.

i can't hold a pencil or pen properly so it makes writing more difficult for me so i'm slower than everyone else :(

[Emme888]

A teacher once threw an eraser at my head, because I was "talking" during "silent time"! I Once had a weird teacher who looked down all the girls shirts, and be really perverted in class. He got fired though, so that's good, but still he was GROSS!!!

[Tix]

Well this year I had spanish and it was a pain in the a**. Well it started first when our teacher was in maternity vacation(sp?) so we had a sub, it was a young spanish girl and nobody listened to her, everyone talked and act she didn't even exist. So after a week we got another sub, she was around 40 and again she didn't teach us nothing because everyone talked and didn't care about her, she lasted 2 weeks. And finally we got an-another sub and this time HE was 70. He had authority on the class (at last!) but we didn't learn nothing. So after 2 months with this sub our teacher came which was at least best that those 3 subs.

[DetectiveMick]

Where I go to school, I have had a bad teacher who disaperes and is replaced with a good one every year! Freshman year I had the same teacher for english and writing lab, his name was Mr. Komperda. He made us do rediculouse assignments with no purpose. He had us write intervies for a job, a letter firing someone and a book of poems that I think he took as his own seeing how we only got a photocopy back with no grade mind you. He was also a sexist and hated the girls in my class, even though he did look up thier uniform skirts when he forced them to wash the floor and desks while the boys wathced the dullest movies ever made. After mid-terms he left and I think he was fired, explaining the letter and job interview things. Sophmore year I had a biology teacher, Ms. Caron (lighting strikes, thunder rolls as screams are heard) the overall WORST teacher I ever had. She hated everyone in my class and even wrote BAD CLASS in big red letters next to my class's time slot in her planner! One day a kid was tapping his pen and she blasted him and sent him to the office. After that we all went to guidence and sighned a complaint form. She was fired months before mid-terms. And now that junior year is coming closer I wonder if this will happen again to me or my freshman sister... Then in middle school there was Mr. Seed who couldn't teach math for anything and Mr. Levelle who never taught and was constantly drunk and a pervert. I did have one sub in 7th grade who didn't know what the assignment was so he made us watch a (get ready for this) an X Rated Jamacan film, and he wasn't even fired, he was just prohibited from using the VCR!

[AkumaAoshi]

The worst teacher I had was last year and she moved up to my grade this year, so I get the witch again. Her name is Mrs. Burlend. Here is her theme song that my friend's sister made up for her in the tune of the song,"Do Your Ears Hang Low." Dooooooooo yourrrrrrrrrr... chins hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier? Do your chins... hang... low!!! hahahahaha