Lord Prozen Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 I heard this really morbid urban legend that I wanted to share with the world. It's really long, but bear with me this is some pretty good stuff(note this isnt EXACTLY how i heard it but 95% of its just the way I heard it) "This couple from America have traveled to China for a one week vacation. They bring their dog with them because they cant find anybody to take care of it for them. While there, they decide to go the local restraunt for dinner. They bring there dog here too. Unfourtunately, since they dont speak a word of chinese they have a lot of trouble just getting a table. When the waiter finally gets the message, he finds them a table, hands them menus and goes back into the kitchen. Of course, the couple cant read a word of chinese either. Then they started thinking about asking the staff to feed their dog. When the waiter comes back, they make all sorts of gestures and stuff to try to make the waiter understand what they want for their dog. Finally, the waiter says "Dog Eat? Yes!" and takes the dog into the back. Later, they bring there order to them, although they didn't place an order...The couple begins eating. They cant figure out what kind of meat they could be eating. They start talking about "how wonderful this meat is" and "this is the best meat ive ever tasted" and "i wonder what meat this is?"... When the waiter comes back with their bill...with there dogs collar on it!" Ok so incase you didnt get it, the waiter thought they wanted to EAT the dog, so they cooked it up and served it to them!!! Now I'd like hear your thoughts on this story, or if you have an urban legend I'd love to hear about it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 [color=darkblue][size=1] If I went to China I would just get something from the Grocery Store. I also wouldn't let them take my dog to the back. I would let them bring the food for my dog to me, or I would go back with them. Poor doggie...:([/size][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demonic Angel Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 that's some good morbid legend, i think. e.e Its funny when the waiter said "Dog Eat? Yes!" My sister really laughed at that, and i just stared at her. xD Anyway, its a really good morbid legend. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 [size=1]Dude. We had this exact same thread a month ago. And I mean, [i]exact same.[/i] Right down to the incorrect punctuation. What did you do, copy and paste?[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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