Injuries

[Elk]

Okay I am very clumsy and in one day managed to get these injuries:

I slamed my elbow in a car door
Bumped my head 3 times
stubed my toe
Fell from my cousin, Oji ryu, couch
Hit a car mirror with the side of my shoulder
and the most recent one: fell from the cair while I was typing this (I was leaning back)

[Zen]

Well, your pretty darn clumsy, huh? I have done some far stupider stuff, but not in that quinity. I go for quility, not quanity. I'll do something like hair line fracture my fore arm, or walk into a wall while not looking. And i know, hitting your head sucks in the worst way.

[Sniglefager]

I never get too many injuries (though I am kind of clumsy), but here are my most painful injuries, listed from least painful to most painful:

1. About four years ago, my friend and I were digging a hole in his lawn. We were digging to close, and he hit me in the head with his shovel. Surprisingly, it didn't hurt much at all. I had 4 stitches from that, though.

2. I can't remember exactly how old I was, but I know I was pretty young. My dad and I were going to Pizza Hut, and I slammed the middle and ring finger of my left hand in his door. I think I broke my fingers, but I never went to a doctor :(

3. After the first day of 6th grade, a couple of friends and myself were at the park, and fooling around. We decided to play tag, and when I was running away, I bent my right knee backwards. It hurt so bad, I couldn't get up for half an hour. Then, even though I live like 3 minutes from the park, it took me like 20 to walk home, walking my bike. I couldn't walk properly for about a month, and couldn't run at all, lol. Ever since then, my knee still does that on occasion, like the night I beat Metroid Prime, and I was jumping up and down, the CRACK! lol, yes I do have a pretty sad life.

4. The most painful expericance in my life, and I can't remember it at all. Why? Because I was like 2 years old at the most. I was jumping up and down on the bed, and fell off. I cracked my forehead on the corner of a dresser, and this dresser was [i][b]very[/i][/b]sharp. My mom came home from visiting my grandma, and she said that I was crying so bad that she could hear me when she came out of her car (and all the windows were closed, lol). I didn't get stitches, and because of that, there's been a big white mark on my head ever since, lol. My dad says he still feels really guilty about letting that happen while he was watching me.

And those are my most painful expericances.

[Ryoko T.D.C.]

I only fracsherd my pinky once. It sucked. But it wasn't that bad.

[Dragonballzman]

I guess I'm pretty lucky. About the only injuries I've ever had were cutting my head open (it was only a tiny cut just above my forehead), stubbing my toe countless times and other minor things like that...I've seen some other topics like this before and on other boards, and some of the things some people have done...Wow. o.O

[Manic Webb]

Ow. I get hurt just reading some of these injuries. They also reminded me of 3 previous injuries I had... in order from least painful to most painful.

I was in my 6th grade PE (Physical Education) class, and we were doing a unit on gymnastics. That day, we were doing headstands. I had never done a headstand before, and I'll never do one again. I sprained my neck that day. I couldn't turn my head for the next two weeks.

Christmas Eve, 1992. I was in the bathroom brushing my teeth (sounds safe enough, right?). I couldn't open the toothpaste tube. While struggling to open the tube, I somehow accidentally hit the right side of my head against the sharp, sharp corner of the bathroom sink. I had staples (yes, like the kind you put on paper... only thicker) in the side of my skull for the next couple of months.

My most painful one is the earliest. I was 5 years old, and still riding my bike with training wheels on the back. I wanted to go to the park with my grandfather, but I didn't want to ride my bike there. So I sat on the little rack on the back of my grandfather's bicycle. He warned me to keep my feet away from the wheels, but did I listen? My left foot got caught in the back wheel, and I was rendered one-footed for the next few months. My foot works just fine now, but the scars remain.

Buttercup: "He has scars that never heal."
Bubbles: "Bunny-Bunny could heal them."
Blossom: "No he can't! He's not even a real superhero!"
Buttercup: "And they [i]never[/i] heal!"

[Chichiri's Girl]

Umm well i'm only gonna say two ause if I did all of them i'd never leave the computer.
Okay when i was 5 or 6 i can't rememmber, I was watching the olmpics and doing sumersalts in the living room. Well we had one of those covers on our couch that you keep on with the scarp plastia screws. While doing a sumersault I ran into the coucth and my lip split open from one of the screwy thingys. i had to go to the emergency to get stitches. looking back on it now I say it hurt like hell. yep I think I hit my head thus i became as screwed up as I am today.
A few weeks ago we were leaving the mall and I was looking at some display when I walked straight into one of those directory signs. My mom and brother laughfed their head off and called me a dumb blonde. Thus another reason I'm so screwed up: I walk into signs.

[The (Sic) Shape]

Im pretty clumsy and get hurt pretty much every day. Just this morning I banged my knee on the frame of the door and as I was cluthing that I hit my foot on a cabinet.

Its mostly minor things but my most painful injuries come from playing football or rugby with my friends.

[Baron Samedi]

Un CO!!! lol. Just kidding. But that is quite a batch. HAve you been growing quickly- because this kind of stuff can happen when you grow quickly, and lose spacila awareness of your proportions. Maybe slow down, and walk around with your arms folded. OR not, coz when you trip.... Oh i don't know. I dont really do stuff like that a lot, but it happens some. Like s trip going up a step or something... It is pretty embarassing

[Dragon Fou Lu]

the worst i've ever injured myself was just recently.

about a few weeks ago i was coming downstairs and i walked into our doorframe (which is made of concrete) and my toe became all swollen and purple :(
i wasn't wearing any shoes at the time either. :(

[ladyscorp2006]

My biggest injury was twisting my ankle. I swear I do it all the time and I'm still not used to the pain. Or not being able to walk w/out assistance. And who knows maybe right after I get up I might do it again for posting about it, (I have bad Karma).

[Oji ryu]

Just ta let you guys know that on that day that Elk got all the injuries,it was supposed to be a fun day.:laugh: (for Elk:You fell off my couch?I didn't see that.)

[instantramen14]

[color=purple] Im the most clumsy person youll ever meet. I am constantly falling down, running into things and just screwing up in general. And ballerinas are supposed to be coordinated and graceful. :rolleyes: Or mabey im just careless..... naw! [/color]

[BabyGirl]

[color=deeppink]My boyfriend, Erik, has done many injuries to my personal belongings with his lack of awareness for his surroundings [I do not call it clumsiness].

The most recent injury occured to my beloved sunglasses, which he stepped on and promptly broke in half. He doesn't pay attention to where he steps! Grr...:nope:[/color]

[Guest yalborap]

Once I whacked my foot on a grate covering a vent in the wall so bad I couldn't use the foot for a week. That and I got a numb spot right in the center of my forehead. You can whack it with almost anything, and I'll feel it impact, but no pain. Works great when I'm pissed.

[nezzyjean]

[size=0] [color=silver] omg...u have no idea how many times i have broked fingers and toes...the worst one was like...2 years ago, and scottish rite thought it was just a hairline fracture...but what they missed was that i had snapped my finger in friggin 2! yea...well the only time ive ever broken a major bone was in kindergarten...i broke my elbow when i tripped on the playground....heh...[/color] [/size]

[Corey]

A concussion complete with ambulance ride and hospital examination resulting from a faulty bike part.

People really should take more time in building simple once piece cranks.

[lea]

well, wanna hear bout a bad day? a few months ago, in gym, we were playing tennis (-.- yay) and i was minding my own business, when, from all the way from the oppasite side of the court, came a tennis ball, and hit me right in the, er, boob area.....i sat down hard on my butt, i was so stunned...then, from nowhere, another came and hit me in the forehead >.<
later that day, in track practice, someone was throwing a discus. i was standing waaaay out of the way (i was behind the edge of the cage) when the discus went way out of the vectors, and went behind the cages....and hit me right in the ankle (i never ever saw a discus curve like that 0.0 ) well, i fell, and my ankle was starting to swell up.....as i was limping up to the trainer's room, a football came out of nowhere, and hit me on top of the head 0.0.

[Kwai]

Injuries are kinda daily for me... martial arts involving a bamboo stick against newbies who fail to use them properly(and have terrible aim) inevitably lead to injuries... and since I'm usually the target, that will be me...

[erinzyger]

[color=teal][b]Injuries...Don't ya just love 'em? Once, my cousin, my mom, and I were standing on our back porch. All of the sudden, we heard a loud screeching sound (which we later guessed was something my cat was attacking). Well, the sound scared the crap outta my cousin and I (we were about 6 or 7 I think) and we ran. Unfortunately into a sliding glass door. One right after the other. Ouch...And the second time, I was talking to my friend Brandy while riding my bike, not paying attention to where I was going, and ran into a mailbox. I hit myself in the stomach three times trying to get them loose. Finally the bike fell over with me on it. LOL, I am the closet blonde![/color][/b]

[Fall]

A normal day for me comeswith about five injuries. I'll list what happened yesterday.

Broke my thumb by jarring it playing footy
Sprained my ankle in the same game of footy
Bumped my head four times on the same overhead sign in school grounds
Stubbed my left toe chasing after some idiot
Grazed my right arm and leg sliding across the ashphalt in an attempt to "ground ski" with my friends

...my thumb still hurts. :(

[animeforever105]

Wow!ouch!I haven't done anything that got me stitches or broken
a bone or anything but I have had my moments.This is not in any particular order.

I was in 2nd grade and I just got brand new fisher price skates. I was coming down my grandma's steps and skated a few steps when a rock go stuck in my wheel.I tumbled over on my grandma's sidewalk(which isn't normal it has those little rocks that
are molded into it) and ripped the skin off my right knee.

In (oh what grade was this??)hmm...I think it was 3rd.We were running to see who would be in the relays for our school.Well I was running and I was almost there.I closed my eyes and ran as fast as I could.well I made it on the team but when I crossed the finish line I tripped on a large rock and fell onto the parking lot pavement(my eyes were closed remember?yes we don't have a track.) and ripped my jeans,ripped my skin of my left knee and got some rocks stuck in my leg.So I have some nice scars on my knees.You can still see them but they are dotted with run burns and floor burns from PE. I've gotten so many,they don't even hurt
me anymore.

oh!I rolled my right ankle while we were playing soccer.That hurt so bad!I couldn't walk right for the rest of the day and it hurt like none other but it's not like I broke it so it wasn't really that bad. I've rolled my ankle several times since then but I've been doing it
less and less.

I got hit in the head with a metal pole one time. I was like 7 or 8 and I was playing in my grandma's weight room with my cousin and his friend.My grandma has one of those things that you pull down on the bar with both arms and lift the weights up.Well I was standing on the other side of the room while they pulled it down and let go of it.Well,it came unattched to the think it was attached to and flew around the room and hit me in the head. I had a bump on my head for 3 months.I don't know how many times I've hit my head on a doorpost.

Someone was swinging back and forth on these bars we had at school.They didn't see me and creamed me in the mouth.My mouth was overflowing with blood along with my hands.I could hold anymore blood in my hands so I dumped what was there on the sidewalk.There is still a stain on the sidewalk from all that blood.

Last year I was running to go watch the Matrix for the first time. I was running through a doorway and banged my pinky toe on the doorpost.My nail turned brownish purplish bluish and eventually fell off but a new one grew back in it's place.

None really major but they're a few of my bigger ones.

[Guest DemonOfFire666]

I have a story for all of you. I love injuries in my life. but my most recent ones are the worst.

1. A year ago i broke my nose in a Backyard wrestling match.
2. In the same match i broke my arm.
3. that same match i got a concussion.
4. that match again broke three ribs. but i still won.
5. two months ago. i sprained my ankle in another match.
6. on the 22nd I cracked my Knee Cap.
7. I also broke three ribs on each side of my ribcage in the same day.
8. and i broke my wrist rollerblading.

[Spikey]

I have never broken any bone in my entire body. But I did dislocate my pinky on my right hand. It can bend really far now.

I get hurt about 3 times a week. Mainly because of fighting with my brother and other stuff like that. But it's almost everyday that I beat him up and he beats me up.

[TigerGodess]

A couple of years ago I was at my friends b-day party and we went to the dance and I was doing this cool dance move that ment I had to go back and saport my self hith my hand, when I went back my thumb slid apart from my other fingers and I heard 2 snaps exept it didnt hurt. 10 mins later it was swollen. I told my mom it hurt so I could stay home from school but then she took me to the doctors and they said I fractured it in 2 places. I only got a splint and now and then I get a serge of pain. :whoops: But today I was playing Fort nocks with my pe class and I got pummeled by this one guy and I got pushed over and my head seriously bounced off the ground I hit it so hard and the big oaf fell on me!! I had a headache in my sixth period and I felt like my jaw was dislokated!:worried: