most embarassing/stupidest moment

[Haruhara Haruko]

I have so many stupid/emmbarising moments I don't even know which ones to put down. These three are pretty funny.
See I always fall asleep during school. One day I fell asleep during english class. 25 minutes later I woke up and saw a huge blue spots and lines on my shirt. Apperently I fell asleep while holding my blue gel pen.

A very painful moment was when I slamed head first into a parked car while going full speed on my skateboard.

In my house there is a set of stairs. At the top of the stairs there is a door leading into my brothers room. One day I went to go in his room to see if he had my cd. In a sheer twist of fate he opend the door at the same time I was about to. As the door smacked me in the face I started to stummble backwards, falling down the stairs, and smacking into the chest at the foot of the stairs, causing the items on top of it to land on me.

[Guest rich]

I remember once when I was riding home from school and ran into a parked car=*

[kiyoko_chan]

[color=crimson]It takes place when the Spice Girls were a fad.[Yes, the Spice Girl -_-;;]So, it was nighttime, and I was getting ready for bed. I was making my bed and changing and things like that while singing Spice Girls songs.

I didn't notice my sister was sneaking in my room and she heard ><;; When I figured it out, she was running out, laughing. Then, I cried ><;;

STUPIDEST moment I've experienced...

Once, I was watching television, and the phone rang. Since no one was answering thephone, I picked it up. The person in the other line said she wanted to talk to my sister. So, I called out to my sister and she started talking with the lady.

Of course, I had to listen in and I was repeating everything the other person said. I heard "Sally, can you babysit for my children tonight?"

I was like "Oh my God" in my head.. and hung up ><;;

and...

I'll make it short. When I was young, my family and I ate at a restaurant, I wasn't getting enough attention so then I grabbed my fork and yelled at a random man, "YOU IDIOT MAN!" -.- [/color]

~k_chan

[G.D. Ryoko]

Well once about 4yrs ago now when I was in 4th grade, my best friend kept hopping on everyone`s backs for piggy back rides. Well we were walking home with two guy friends of hers, since I am a geek, I had a huge book bag on my back filled with heavy books,and I hand on a skirt, well anyway my best friend jumped on my back and I feel in the middle of the side walk. Well when I fell, my legs went up in the air and my skirt flew up. I felt so stupid because most of my friends saw and we were with two boys.
Since then, I never wore a skirt around her unless it was for something inportant. Meaning for every 365 days in a year I wear a skirt for 20 of the days.

[Kanariya]

Oh I have a lot of embarassing moments.

It was the fourth grade, and I was wearing these really cool looking pants. They were like silk and they had light blue and dark purple roses on them, it was cute. Well since I had a big lunch that day, I must've gained a pound adding to my breakfast and junk.
So I go into a bathroom stall, and POP! My zipper on my pants break. I almost screamed, and good thing I had by jacket. I tied it around my waist for a while, but it kept falling down. Then ketchup got on my jacket.
I told my best friend, and she lent me her jacket to wrap around my waist while we walked to where we were supposed to go. It was pretty colD outside also, she's such a nice person.
Another embarrassing moment. *It hurt more then embarrassing, and yes it has to do with a parked car. CURSE CARS!!!*
It was winter and I lived at an apartment with a REALLY BIG steep hill. I have those saucer sleds that spin when you go down. There is a parking lot right across the hill. I go down the hill on my saucer sled...go over the curb...am in the road...and BANG hit the bumper of the car. That hurt like hell, and I wished I hadn't done that.
One more, that also happened in winter. My friends at my old apartment dared me to go over this 3 foot tall ramp in the snow with my saucer sled. I agreed, and it was another really steep hill. I went down and hit the ramp, flew in the air, and then rolled over...rolled over! :) But that was really fun, but kind of embarrassing once I figured out snow got into my underwear...COLD!

[MissWem]

well...mine isn't really that embarassing but it's mostly annoying and lame. It was my 16th birthday yesterday and it turns out that I have chicken pox... I found out today and when I told my friends I had to cancel on this weekends birthday party some of them laughed. >_< To make things worse my bf had tried to tickle me....

Seriously...who the hell came up with sweet sixteen?? *starts twitching because of itchy back*

[Juu]

[color=deeppink] [size=1]My most embarrising moment I can remember would have to be during the Christmas performance, three other girls and I had to sing the opening scene. We were all supposed to burst out singing 'We've got to-' in the second round of piano. After the first round, I practically screamed that verse, and my voice cracked like, really bad. It sounded as if I was choking, or something. But my friends all backed me up and cracked their voices as well when it was actually the time to start singing. But my face was pretty pink by the time we had out pictures taken, though. ^-^;[/color] [/size]

[The (Sic) Shape]

My friends and I always like to tackle each other down and point and yell "YOU SUCK!" at them during breaks between classes.

Anyways, recently I jumped behind one of my friends trying to bring him down and we ended up in a classroom, crashed into a teacher, into a desk, and everything on the desk flew everywhere, and everyone who saw it laughed at us, while my friends who saw us pointed at us and yelled "YOU BOTH SUCK!" After everything settled down we had to pick up everything and we were late for our next class. We also got detention but we always laugh our a**es everytime anyone of us bring it up.

Another embarassing thing that happened to me was five years ago and while I was watching a movie in class with the lights off I ended up vomiting because I was a little sick. The cool thing was that three other people ended up puking.

[Kanariya]

Oh man this just happened to me today.
I was sitting in my bus seat, and the bus made a REALLY sharp turn. I fell off the seat, except it was like this.
When I fell off, I fell kind of sideways, so my body was facing the other direction, and I was holding onto the top of the seat in front of me for dear life.
My friend cracked up laughing, and two 7th graders saw it also, but said nothing. I breathed a sigh of relief and cursed at my friend. That wasn't funny, my back hurt. :(

[Guest shorty]

Alright this is more funny then embarrasing

Alright I was 5 years old and my family and I went to go see a movie(babe) you know the one with the talking pig. but any ways I had to go to the bathroom so my dad came with me and my dad told me to get some toilet paper for my sister because she had a cold, so I did and I stuck it in his back pocket but it was long and not all of it was in my dads pocket and his shirt was drooping over it and all of these people where staying at us cause they thought it was stuck to his butt and I was walking behind him like nothing had happened. When we got to our seats my mom noticed the big line of toilet paper going out of the theater from my dads butt and when my mom went to go gather it it took her 5 min. to get it all cause it was so long and once my mom gathered it all my dad finaly noticed. lol

hahahahahahahahahaha anybody got a better one. hehehehe lol

[Kieko]

I would have to say when my friend stuck a coke bottle rapper in my hair at lunch one time. The table behind us was chock full of my worst enemies, so they started laughing and making a big deal out of it. I didn't realize what they were laughing at until my friend pulled out the rapper.

Another embarrasing moment was also at lunch. We have round tables and they have stools around them that are hooked together like this _|_ and I got off one of the stools on the wrong side and tripped over the metal bar. It was hillarious.

[Artemis]

Back in 8th grade, I went to a very small private school (practically home-schooling). I had to wear a long, straight skirt for my uniform. Anyway, we were outside at recess messing around, and we decided to take turns kicking a ball around. I took the ball and tried to kick it [I]really[/I] hard. Because my skirt was so straight, I wound up knocking myself off my feet and falling on the cement. My butt hurt like none other. :laugh:
The next year, I was at my choir concert for my high school. I was in the lowest choir, and all of us were tryin' to prove ourselves. We got up to sing w/ our binders of music, and on the first page turn I dropped my binder, lost all my music, and had to ad lib for the rest of the song. Even worse...my friend was supposed to share w/ me, so I screwed her up too! :laugh:
I've got plenty more. I'll add 'em as I think of them. (or as they happen! :laugh: )
~artemis~

[Ani_Freak]

Well, when I was in 3rd year of college I was waiting for a class on one of the college halls and a guy that took a class with me asks how am i doing on the Financial Reports class with the professor. I began telling him the worst things of her, physically and professionally. I just told him, she SUCKED BIG TIME.

Anyway, I went to class, talked to a girl there about him and she told me that the professor was in fact his mother. Imagine how I felt. The next time I saw him, I apologized to him and he told me: do not worry, I know all that!!!

Earth, please, swallow me hole!!!

[Gentle]

My stupidest moment, not neccesarily being embarrassing, is when they moved the bleachers in the gym and there was like a 20 ft drop from where I was sitting to the floor. I stood on the edge and looked at the drop. Then I started to think of when Vegeta kept dying over and over. I almost fell off myself until like 5 people ran over and caught me because I was tipping over and crying over it. Then they asked me why I was crying and I told them. They almost pushed me back over the edge for it. I knew it was a stupid reason anyway. I even started to imagine myself falling and dying. My imagination is a dangerous thing.

My most embarrassing moment was in 6th grade when I threw a tantrum at my teacher because she yelled at me for looking at a paper before class even started. I was so angry that my body started to throw itself around and my knee hit my desk almost knocking it over. Someone else had to catch it and then again 5 people had to come to me and try to calm me down. I have a very very very short temper. Don't try and check.

Yeah so not really embarrassing but I live a good life. The only other thing I could think of maybe is when my bra slipped off during gym and I was going to wait for everyone else to leave the locker room before I changed. Then the teacher made everyone go out at once so everyone was starring at me the whole time waiting.

[The Mac Attack]

A while ago a friend and I were at a seminar given by a famous poet. My friend and I were making jest of him to ourselves all the way through (he had an amusing accent and some of his poetry was quite out there).

What we discovered later was that he could hear us. At a point towards the end during the question session, he (the poet) was annoyed with the lack of questions and said "Now, c'mon use me...". To this my friend replied "...and abuse me!".

The poet quickly responded with a "No, don't abuse me, just use me!". We both covered our faces in the realisation of our actions.

This perhaps wasn't my most embarrasing moment, but it's one I could think of at the moment.

[ChibiHorsewoman]

I've been around so long and emberassed myself enough for ten ppl!
There was this one time in 11th grade when I was running to class and lost my shoe. It skidded to the door of my U.S. history class and I had to hobble (they were heels) to the class.
I was trying out for the musical-Once Upon a Mattress and the guy I was trying out with kept saying yes yes yes and when it was my turn to say-well, I'm pregnant I couldn't stop laughing and then told him he was pregnant.:eek:
A few months back I was going with one of my friends to find out what she had to do to get her GED and we were going up the steps I missed one and slid down the steps, and needed stitches on my chin. Yes ppl, I fell up the stairs.:stupid:


[COLOR=purple]there are three kinds of people in this world. Those who make things happen. Those who watch things happen. and those who wondar what the hell just happened[/COLOR]

[::Ex-Soldier::]

I remember back in 8th grade I told a teacher off on a tape recorder, not knowing they would find out. My stupid friend made everyone listen to it, and attracted the teachers attention. He confiscated it. Listened to it. And when he did, he seemed like nothing bothered him until I got into class. He called me out, and asked what was wrong with me and why I was so sick in the head. He then sent me to the office, and I got a suspension. It's been my 6th suspension to date.

I said some pretty nasty things on that tape...funny though...I still talk to that teacher to this day. Nice guy.

[Japan]

An embaressing moment happened not to long ago. Last Wednesday I think it was. Well, I was running late for the bus, and I ran all the way down the street. The bus stopped right in front of me...when I crossed the street,I slipped on black ice and tripped on the bar that comes out when the bus stops. I hurt my hands and my left knee. All in front of every one.