Charles Posted October 5, 2001 Share Posted October 5, 2001 It's been a while since I posted a joke, and I just heard this one. It's so funny, I couldn't resist. There were two factories in New York City. One of them made maternity frocks for expectant mothers, so they were called the "Mothers Frockers." The factory across the street made corks for wine bottles. They had to soak the corks before they could put them into the bottles, so they were called the "Cork Soakers." One day a Cork Soaker didn't soak a cork long enough and it flew out of one of the bottles and hit one of the Mother Frockers in the eye. That made all the Mother Frockers mad at the Cork Soakers, so they went outside and had the biggest Mother-Frocking Cork-Soaking fight you ever saw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Transtic Nerve Posted October 5, 2001 Share Posted October 5, 2001 So when are you gonna tell the joke.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Posted October 5, 2001 Author Share Posted October 5, 2001 Oh I forgot to put it up, here it is... Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?" "Sand," answered Juan. The guard says, "We'll just see about that - get off the bike!" The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the man's shoulders, and lets him cross the border. A week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks, "What have you got?" "Sand," says Juan. The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to Juan, and Juan crosses the border on his bicycle. This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years. Finally, Juan doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a Cantina in Mexico. "Hey, Buddy," says the guard, "I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about..... I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?" Juan sips his beer and says, "Bicycles." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Transtic Nerve Posted October 5, 2001 Share Posted October 5, 2001 Well at least that was better than that first one... the first one just wasn't funny.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuja Posted October 5, 2001 Share Posted October 5, 2001 yea that is true... the first one was just kinda dumb... almost dirty... probably too dirty for younger ones here... the second... made me laugh... cause it is ezier to smuggle bikes than that... he went to too much trouble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Posted October 5, 2001 Author Share Posted October 5, 2001 I don't know..I thought the first one was better. Since when were Frockers and Coarks dirty? Oh well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiroMunkie Posted October 5, 2001 Share Posted October 5, 2001 [SIZE=1]Ya, that first one was stupid. But the second one was kinda funny, it got a small chuckle outta me :laugh:[/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Posted October 5, 2001 Author Share Posted October 5, 2001 O.k. No more insulting the first one(it was waaaaay better by the way), I want to know if anyone actually liked it instead. Anyway, I'll post this last one, only because it has a parrot in it. then im spent. A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood he started shouting in the middle of the show: "Look, it's not the same hat." "Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table." "Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?" The magician was furious but couldn't do anything; it was, after all, the captain's parrot. One day the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himself floating on a piece of wood in the middle of the ocean with the parrot, of course. They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day and another and another. After a week the parrot said: "OK, I give up. Where's the boat?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Master O Beans Posted October 5, 2001 Share Posted October 5, 2001 Was the captains name, Captain Morgan? oooh! I hope so! he's my favourite captain of them all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BondFanatic Posted October 5, 2001 Share Posted October 5, 2001 Hey, those are pretty funny. I'll try and post some myself sometime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth Posted October 5, 2001 Share Posted October 5, 2001 not bad, the second and third jokes got a little chuckle out of me.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 5, 2001 Share Posted October 5, 2001 Those were Kinda Funny...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*GaLxY-GiRl* Posted October 6, 2001 Share Posted October 6, 2001 [COLOR=purple][sarcasm]:eek::eek: The first joke was [b]soooo[/b] funny!! I laughed hysterically......I was [i]literally[/i].....[size=3]rolling[/size] on the floor:laugh:. Nope, there's nothing dirty about Cork Souckers.....[/sarcasm][/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted October 6, 2001 Share Posted October 6, 2001 Well the i don't like the first 1.....the others were a little better..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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