DragonArcher Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 O.k we all did dumb stupid things when we were little,Like one time I was watching t.v. and I had to go outside and feed the horses and I didn't want to miss my show,so I turned the t.v. off thinking it would pause my show.When I came back in I was like "aww,man,I mssed it!" How retarded is that!? Tell me you guys did!:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrist cutter Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 In Church there was a song we sang called "I'm Justified", or it least it says that a lot. Anyway, as a kid, words like "justified" don't really make any sense. So I was under the impression everyone was saying "I'm Just a Fly". I was close. Naturally, my childhood humor kicked in and I added "I'm just a fly.... BUTT." Because anytime that anyone says the word butt, it's just hilarious. My siblings found it funny anyway, and they're much older than me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cacophony Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 I used to go around kicking everyone who I thought had ugly pants:p One time I also walked in on my grandmother while she was going to the washroom(eew!) and asked why she had no penis then offered to buy her a rubber one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenstorture Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 [color=darkgreen][font=gothic]My mother's friend, a nigerian guy who is now a professional basketballer, ran into us on the street one day when I was four or so. I asked him if I could squeeze the blackheads on his arm. Last day of school in year three we were opening christmas presents in class and I stabbed my teacher in the eye with a candy cane, and was then quoted in saying, "Now you can be a pirate." And the icing on the dementia cake.... My nanny's house had a pool out the back, with a garage to one side, only a metre away. My uncles used to jump off it into the pool, as it was next to the deep end. One day they finally let me have a go... I jumped off the opposite side into the garden and sprained my ankle. *edit, in reply to the post below this one... I used to try not to watch too much television because I thought the people inside would get tired.[/color][/font] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craig8429 Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by wrist cutter [/i] [B]In Church there was a song we sang called "I'm Justified", or it least it says that a lot. Anyway, as a kid, words like "justified" don't really make any sense. So I was under the impression everyone was saying "I'm Just a Fly". I was close. Naturally, my childhood humor kicked in and I added "I'm just a fly.... BUTT." Because anytime that anyone says the word butt, it's just hilarious. My siblings found it funny anyway, and they're much older than me. [/B][/QUOTE] You had that crazy song also! lol Well I use to think that black and white tv's used people with no color >_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baron Samedi Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 I had a little plastic parachute from those little men. I pretended it was a pizza. *running through house* 'Pizza, Pizza! Who wants a pizza??' smack into wall. Bruise on head. Ouch Ten minutes later... *running through house* 'Pizza, Pizza! Who wants a pizza??' smack into wall. Bruise on head. Ouch. Heh. Again. I bashed my head in a certain spot so often that I still have a small bump there, years after it happened. So, who likes pizza? lol. My 440th post. w00t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdtheHackerGirl Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 When i was 4, i used to put jellybeans up my nose. i was a stupid kid, i even got locked in the ladies bathroom in church once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burori Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 Well I have done a few but the worse thing I have done would be that when I was 5 I put my hands on a hot burning stove and messed up my hands to even today. My hands now are extremely sensitive and Istill remember the heat they went through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelus_Necare Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 Let's see..... When I was three or four I wanted to know what would happen if I put a fork in the electrical socket. I jumped off my bunk bed with two socks in my hand flapping my arms thinking I could fly. I cartwheeled down a hill. I licked the flagpole outside of our house to taste the frost. I suppose that's it (or all the concusions alowed me to remember), I was very self abused as a child, maybe that's why I'm messed up today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heaven's Cloud Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 [color=indigo]Yeah, when I was nineteen, I got drunk and had sex with a girl that I barely knew without wearing a condom?waiting for the results of an STD test is not the most enjoyable way to spend several weeks?[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest missi Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 When i was like 6, i used to think crayons were really big sweets and i used to just put them in my mouth and chew, and swallow them >.< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaede-san Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 [color=crimson][size=1] Heh, a while back, we went to the mountains while it was snowing up there, and me and my brothers; Randy, Dexter, Gavin (not Dragon Warrior!) and Mike my other brother Cameron (big fam eh? six children total including me @@) Anyway, we dared meto go on the ski lift, and lick the pole... well, first I said no, then, Gavin flashed a fifty before my very eyes, and so, I ran to the Ski lift, and licked this pole... got stuck. And was crying like hell. While down below, the boys were laughin' it up! When my mom found out, seeing as how I was stuck on this moving ski lift, it took them about thirty to forty minutes... Oo" I felt soooo stupid! But I got my fifty... and then lost it playing poker with Mike -_-" *weep* Heh, that was REALLY stupid... [/color][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skyechild91 Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 Ate soap whenever i cud get my hands on it. Stuck my teddy bear in an electrical outlet to c what wud happen. I still call my best friend Fawn alia and Alia Fawn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inuyashagurl_15 Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 I ate cigarets when i was 2..... And (tried to) flushe all moms lip stick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuroraDragon Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 I'm sorry to sound like a mod, but please work on your post quality, InuYashaGurl. Lets see all what I've done..... ~Stuck Play-Doh in an outlet ~tried to feed a rocking horse at kindergarting hoping it would revive ~wrecked a tv because I thought the people looked thirsty ~dented, yes dented my head tying to fly supposedly when a baby and many, many more I can't remember.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soliel Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 [COLOR=GREEN] Lets see, I've done a lot of stupid things when I was little. For one thing I used to eat Play-Dough When I was two I thought I could ride a tricyle down a slide at my preschool. I ended up breaking my arm. Oh, and I used to think that when a person turned 100 years old, they turned back into a baby. I have no idea how I thought that one up.[/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tattoi nobori Posted October 2, 2003 Share Posted October 2, 2003 Let's see. wierd kid stuff... We had this really small b+w TV when I was a kid, and because it was all I'd ever seen, I guess my brain made some sort of leap and started coloring the shows for me. Hard to describe... Anyway, it was well into the second season of He-Man when I saw it for the first time in color, at my Grandmother's house. I was outraged when I saw that Battle-Cat was green, and not bright orange, as I'd seen him every day for over a year! There were several other color-corrections made that day, but that's the one that stuck with me. (To top it off, when I went back to my house the next day, Battle-Cat had magically turned green on my tv set, and was never seen as orange again! wierd... ?_?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus Chicken Posted October 2, 2003 Share Posted October 2, 2003 [color=blue]Great, its nice to see we are all just as disturbed as small children as we are now. I did a great many stupid things as a child, but I think one of the best ones was pretending to be related to half the girls in my pre-school (kindy for all you yanks!) and probably 'till about grade 2 or 3 in primary school. I used to go around saying that they were my sisters and crap like that. I was such a whore...;) Oh, the other one that I remember. When I was about 6 or 7, and I learned about black and white television. I used to wonder what the world was like back then, as I thought that everything (not just TV) was in black and white. yeah! I've had trouble shaking both oh those ones actually.[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Magdalena Posted October 2, 2003 Share Posted October 2, 2003 Since I hated shots, I used to staple my hands so I'd get used to the pain. It was stupid, but has a good outcome... I hardly feel pain by needles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maully Posted October 2, 2003 Share Posted October 2, 2003 [color=green]Let's see, I stuck a rock up my nose when I was five and I had to go the hospital tp get it removed. One day when we were in Wal Mart, I was throwing a huge temper tantrum. My mother, while she was dragging me out of the store, told me that I had just showed everyone in the store why some species eat their young. another time in the store, when I didn't get what I want, on the way out to the car I started yelling. "Help, Stranger!!!" oh man, did I ever get it for that.[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BabyGirl Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 [color=deeppink]When I was 3 I thought it would be a marvelous idea to sit the wrong way on a chair [straddling it, really] at Baskin Robins, lean back, and let go to see if I could stay on. My head missed the table by an inch, and the hard tile floor broke my fall. I had to be taken to the hospital to get my scalp all stitched up. I don't know [i]what[/i] I was thinking. I can still remember that night, too. I remember leaning back and just letting go of where I gripped the chair, and the falling part is still pretty clear, too. I have a bad history with chairs. Last year I was standing on one to organize something when it tipped over and I fell, the heavy wood leg of the chair grinding into my calf muscle. I had a bruise the size of a grapefruit, and it was competitive season in cheerleading and people said they could see my bruise from the top of the bleachers in our gym >_<...it was so nasty. Chairs just don't like me I suppose :p[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tattoi nobori Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 [quote]I used to wonder what the world was like back then, as I thought that everything (not just TV) was in black and white.[/quote] heh, that's great... ?_? hey, didn't Watterson do a Calvin & Hobbes about that, once? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cosmic Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 When I was about one my older brother, who was three years old at the time, and I redecorated the kitchen with peanut butter and Rice Crispies. I'm told I was the Crispie installer. Then about a year or two later, I followed his lead in a ketchup and mustard disaster in the bedroom we shared. Those yellow mustard stains never did come off the bunk beds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sweet_Islander Posted October 4, 2003 Share Posted October 4, 2003 ive lit matches when i was lil and then threw them in the sink and turned the water on cos i was practicin "fire safety" [COLOR=indigo]This is the second crappy post I've seen from you. You WILL clean up your quality. ~Drix[/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AutoKill Posted October 4, 2003 Share Posted October 4, 2003 I tried to think hard on my childhood thoughts and beliefs. I still can¡¦t think of one. It is a little sad.. ?¼ All I got is I actually thought this little back dog we had really went to a farm. I was about 7 at the time. And just 3 years ago I started wondering about it and I asked my dad. He said the dog ate up the cable and T.V. Cord along with his slippers. So he kicked the dog, breaking 2 of is ribs. So instead of paying the 70$ to put it to sleep, my dad took his 3.5 and shot it in the head out In the woods. So much for Sparky¡K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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