Stupid things you thought of or did when you were young

[Ares]

When I was younger I liked to go down slides backwards, and I hurt my leg bad on a slide once. Man what a dope I thought to myself. I then went down them backwards again. I'm stubborn.

[Bio]

When I was little, my neighbors had a hammok. They were the same age as I was, and we would play a game called "Hammok Titanic" Catchy huh? It hurt like hell. We would swing on it back and forth (our combined weight was too much) Singing the words: Hammok titanic, hammok titanic, we all will panick, cuz were on the hammok titanic! Yea, it's stupid. It was funny then. After swinging for a few minutes, the hammok would come out of one or both of the trees it was attached to. We would fall onto the ground, which had some pretty sharp rocks on it, and all start laughing. One time, my brother got the wind knocked out of him pretty bad. But, being idiots, we would reconnect the hammok, and do it again. I landed on a sharp rock one time. Ow. X_X We never stopped doing stupid things like that. the more dangerous, the better. BRING IT OOOOOOOOOON!!!!! ^_^

[Fall]

When I was small, I would always watch a wrestling program that my dad would watch every Sunday night. Something like the WCW shows.

Anyway, the next day I still had an image of Goldberge spearing Sting... I think. Yeah... well I found my brother outside playing in the scrub, and I just flat-out speared him from behind. Snapped his arm in two places.

....not as bad as when I hit him in the back of the head with an axe. Think that was from all the wrestling I'd been watching with dad, aswell. :drunk:

[Kanariya]

Oh man, there are so many I just don't know what to put. :)

I was in math class and my teacher said music helps you think. Especially orchestra music and stuff. I found it quite bad :sick: And I yelled out, "well my mom just said bullcrap." He told me next time I say it I'll get in trouble, but I already had a bad day for leaving my science homework the day before :(

When I was a three year old I always used to not watch the TV show and watch the commercials. I was a commercial freak when I was a kid.

And then I decided to do cartwheels down the steps :nope:
That hurt like hell, and I still can remember the pain by keep on tripping day after day and finally I pass the jinx onto my friend. What an evil person I am. :devil:

[elf_gurl_kagome]

When i was lil i went to this place to see santa clause and i pulled off his beard. it waz funny. but i still do sum pretty stupid thins now and i'm a lot older now...it's pretty funny to see a fourteen year old fall UP the stairs...there was also this time i got mad at my bro and shaved his legs...i'll neva do tha again...he chased me around the house wit a knife...it was funny though...i put make-up on him too. i pushed my sis outta the window before too...i was funny cuz there r pumpkins under her window and she broke one. Well i'm sure u dont wanna hear no more of my stupid stories so...check ya lata!

[Dark666]

Well .....
.:. I have hit my head so many times I practically walk upside down.

.:. I wondered what electricity tasted like so I licked the socket, boy did I get a shock (lol) it didn't taste like cheese

ps. im a newbie so if you have any tips contact me whatever way you can (I don't even know how to do that)

[MeNaCe]

When i was around 6 i was crazy about power rangers,one day my mom was walking down the stairs and i flying kicked her in the back...i did brake my arm though.One time i fell out of my bedroom window....god that hurt.

Wen i as about 10 me and my bro stood on our shed roof and sprayed washing up liquid into our neighbors pond,that was sooooo funny but i did get it bad

[Queen Asuka]

[color=hotpink][size=1]Stupid things I did when I was young? Well, I think these are more along the lines of "fun" things, but okay here goes:

I was obsessed with Power Rangers. I was the Pink Ranger all all of the other kids in the neighborhood were the other rangers. My dad was a putty since he could imitate them perfectly.

We used to play Super Mario Brothers. Of course, I was always Princess Toadstool. We would take the swings and monkeybars off of our swingset, make a huge mud puddle underneath, and then climb across the rail and say that was our lava pit.

Me and my sister Brittney were always twins. The Chun-Li twins and the Zelda twins were the most famous, not to mention Melena and Kitana from Mortal Kombat. As the Chun-Li twins we made up a cheer and we stood on top of the picnic table (that we still seriously own) and would do it at the top of our lungs. Both of us still remember it.

As the Zelda twins, we would go in the woods to our tire swing and pretend that was the Sanctuary.

We rocked as kids. I miss all of that. It sucks growing up. *sniffles*

OKAY, so you want real stupidity? When I was two I superglued my hand to the kitchen floor. There.[/color][/size]

[Sara]

[size=1]I remember crying (I was probably four?) because I had ths blue shirt I wanted to wear, and I thought I wasn't allowed to because "blue is a boys' color." My grandmother set me straight on that one pretty quick. (And I happily wore the shirt for years.) :whoops:

Something else kinda like that... I remember visiting people, and discovering they had two bathrooms. And for some reason, I was positively terrified to go in either of them, because they weren't labled, and I didn't know which one was for boys and which one was for girls.

I also think I couldn't tell the difference between dresses and oversized shirts. I'd wear giant shirts (they came down past my knees) for pajamas sometimes, and simply couldn't understand why I had to wear shorts with them when I got up in the mornings. Drove my mom nuts.

"Sara, go put some shorts on."

"But [i]Mommmm[/i], I'm wearing a dress!"

"No, you're wearing a T-shirt."

"But it [i]looks[/i] like a dress!"

"Sara!"

And eventually I would comply, although I never really understood where she was coming from. [/size]

[Burori]

I find the things you did Sara weren't stupid. They sounded cute in my opinion lol.

As for me I know I already posted before but I forgot this.

When I was 10 I ran into a parked car! Yah me! Oh wait that's something that I shouldn't be proud of.

Oops I said that sentence wrong. I ran into a parked car running backwards. ^_^ Yah me!

LOL Why did I do such a stupid thing? It's called tag my friends ^_^

[Baron Samedi]

*Laughs at Asuka and Sara* You guys sound cute as little kids. *laughs*

Stupid things I have done....... tried to tackle another guy who was about 3 feet taller than me in touch rugby.... not listened to my mother often enough (lol. They always know best... mostly).... Eh. I am sure there are many others to draw on as well.

[KittyLynn]

[SIZE=1][COLOR=dodgerblue]I don't really remember stupid things I have done because I probably hurt my head in the process and forgot. But I was the stupidest kid ever. I do remember though what I wanted to be when I grew up...I wanted to become a 'swingset' or 'the sun'.

-Kitty[/COLOR] [/SIZE]

[boothten]

[color=darkblue][size=1]I remember when I was like 4 years old, I thought that if I closed my eyes for even a second, the aliens from Jupiter would come and get me... That one didn't turn out too well... o.o;[/color][/size]

[quote][color=hotpink][size=1]OKAY, so you want real stupidity? When I was two I superglued my hand to the kitchen floor. There.[/color][/size][/quote]

[color=darkblue][size=1]lol, I did something [i]similar[/i] to that. When I was in Kindergarden, I used school glue and glued my hand to me head. I was hoping to see if the glue would help my hand go through my skull, letting me take out my brain. What, I wanted to poke it!

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Well, that's all I can really think of right now. I'll post more if I think of them later. ^^

-Lan[/color][/size]

[Chichiri's Girl]

Well I was a pretty stupid kid but I can'y remeber anything really stupid. Fugures I forget about it when there's a thred about it...:grumble: Yeah well when I was six I think I was doing "gymnastics" and I ran into the couch. Not so bad eh? Well we had a cover over the couch that was keep on with little screws. I ran into a little screw. It burst open my lip and I had to get stiches. I swear it hurt so bad.....well now I don't do any form of gymnastics in the living room so I'm good.(yeah right)

[Aries_t3h_ph34r]

I did tons of idiotic things here's a small list:Jumped off a really steep-hill type cliff thing,stuck my dad's car key in a eletric socket, put my kittens in a barrel of water bigger then me, tried to fly,lit my hand on fire, lit my bed on fire, made crayons out of other crayons, held my breath till I passed out(yes it is humanly possible),Tried to teach my dog to talk, tried to ride my cat, tried to eat rat poisin,put nail polish on my lips, put permentant marker on my sisters face,nearly drowned 5 times, tried to surf on dirt, tried to get the little peopl e out of the telephone, tried to save the poor bunny in the TV(bugs bunny),Thought a family tree was a forest,tried to walk through walls after I watched Casper, tried to plan a fire route through a wall, thought happy thoughts trying to fly,almost hung myself, ran into wall, sang along to I like big butts. Thats all I remeber at the moment, I just relised..I still do some of those things..Whoops.

[Evisoun]

I used to think that pooping was a way to practice for childbirth.

[Ryoko T.D.C.]

I used to eat dogfood when I was little. And the biscuts to. I thought they were good. *Tehe* I would steel it from my dogs. I would also eat playdough. Mmmmmm.............The saltyness. One time at Disneyland, when I was about 3 or 4, I would you know, huge the people in costumes. But since I was so small, my face would be right in their, well, use you imagination(sp?).

When I was little, again, I would always want me papa's attention. So I would go up to him and go:

"Papa papa papa papa papa papa papa papa papa papa papa."

I was so cute back then! Then what happened...........

[Kyo no Ryu]

I never did anything stupid when I was litttle. I was extremely smart. I knew Barney was fake, I could say my ABCs backward when I was 2, and I knew Beast Wars was computer animated, but I had a wierd habit of lining up cars. I would take a but load of toy cars and line them up. i would spend hours making sur my lines were perfect. Now dont get me started on my little brother...

[Guest StrikerX]

When i was like 7 [ i think ] ii saw a glass-bottle filled with orange-stuff , and i chugged half the bottle , and then i found out it was wine , it tasted like orange-soda. thne when i was welll 7 , saame year , i saw stuff that looked like apple-juice , and i drank , like , 11% of the mug , and it was bbeer. man i'm drunk. whoh.

[Haruhara Haruko]

Hmmmm so many stupid things....were to start. Well when I was about 3 I was watching a video. I got bored with it very quickly.So I went up and pushed the eject botton. It took too long to come out of the vcr so I stuck my hand in to pull it out. I got my hand stuck so naturally I tried to pull it out. When I tuged the VCR moved. So I quick put my other hand on it so it didn't fall. Well my hand must have hit something because next thing i knew there was a pain in my hand. All those little prongs and whatnot dug into my hand. I still have the scars.

I was out in the grage with my dad. I must have been about five. He had this Rat trap in the coner. It was shinny, so naturally I wanted to tuch it. He told me not to because something bad would happen. Everyone knows if you tell a kid that they just want to tuch it more. So while he wasn't looking I taped it with my hand. Crack!! It hit me right acroos my knucles.

I also remember being little and using words I heard people say. Of course I didn't know what they ment. I was so retarded when I was little. If there is one thing I have learned from child hood is that stupid hurts.

[Deedlit]

[color=009966]I ate leaves off trees, jumped off bunkbeds, left Barbie dolls in the bathroom sink to drown them, ran away from home whenever I could, fell down the stairs numerous times (some were not on accident....), slept on the floor in a sleeping bag, and for my third birthday I wanted a cake in the shape of a spider with green frosting. Oh, and I thought that the evil birds from [i]"The Wizard of Oz"[/i] were living in our backyard, thanks to my sister Anna. :cross:

That's all I can remember, but I bet that if I asked my mom she could come up with some other stuff.[/color]

[Biida]

[color=royalblue]When I was 5, my mother used to have an obsession with knitting, which meant there was plenty of yarn at my expense. I always loved spiders, and one day I wondered what it would be like to be a spider, and make a web. I gathered together 8 or so of the spools of yarn, then I threw them all over the living room. It tangled around lamps, couches, the TV, the chairs, and even our cat. I then spent the whole day crawling around through the yarn, and getting myself tangled up in it. When my babysitter came into the room, she just stared at the mess for a few minutes, then she fainted. Eventually, I had to clean it up, and I was told to never do it again.

.... I did it 6 mores times that year alone. :D

Another thing I really remember is the day my mom and new-born little brother came home from the hospital...

[i]Mom: *shows Britty the baby* This is your new little brother, honey.
Britty: Woah. Can I name it?
Mom: No, honey. His name is Mckenzie.
Britty: ... How long is he going to stay with us?
Mom: Forever.
Britty: Whaaaatttt!? >.<; But how come he doesn't have a tail!!!
Mom: ...?
Britty: This is one messed up dog.
Mom: Oh boy..[/i]

Yes, being a hyper child was a fun, fun time in life.[/color]

[amibasuki]

[FONT=arial]
a couple of times when I was around the 3 and 4-ish age, we had this little blue bike that you could push with your legs and didn't have pedals (so I guess it wasn't too great of a bike :P). but anywho, I would take it to the top of a flight of stairs we had in our old house, and ride it down until I fell at the bottom. scared the bejeezes outta me, but it was fun. kinda hurt though.

then I'd stick my head through the iron railing/bars and get it stuck. I don't quite remember how my parents got me outta that one. I would do it frequently though, because I always thought I could get myself unstuck ('okay, next time!').

before we moved, we got this computer game called Astro Grover (it was really ghetto looking considering it was the early 90's, but it was colorful and had Grover, so we thought it was awesome). for some reason we thought that Grover was on the Milky Way, so whenever it came on we would sing for him to bring us candy bars and pretend to catch them in the air. ahhh, chocolate!

in kindergarten I had this unhealthy fetish with Elmer's glue (no, I didn't eat it, Samantha *bonk*), and I'd spread gobs of it on my hands and wait for it to dry so I could peel it off. drove my teacher absolutely insane.

I think that's enough.[/FONT]

[Sara]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by amibasuki [/i]
[B][FONT=arial]in kindergarten I had this unhealthy fetish with Elmer's glue (no, I didn't eat it, Samantha *bonk*), and I'd spread gobs of it on my hands and wait for it to dry so I could peel it off. drove my teacher absolutely insane.[/FONT] [/B][/QUOTE] [SIZE=1]I did that till sixth grade. :p[/SIZE]

[Mitch]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Sara [/i]
[B][SIZE=1]I did that till sixth grade. :p[/SIZE] [/B][/QUOTE]

[size=1] Ah, I finally remember a worthy thing. I actually liked [i]eating[/i] glue.

When other kids say me doing it, they'd be all, "eww, that's gross," so I tried not to do it around them. But I can remember asking to go to the bathroom and just licking away at my hands like it was a sucker. Ah yes, Elmer glue. They still make that stuff? They better, it's like the American symbol of...glue.

I also did like to peel it, but I just loved to eat it when it was all dry on my hands too.[/size]