RPG Night Shade: The Ravens/Part 1

[Kyo no Ryu]

He flipped out a konai and came running in for a stab. Annie shot a few times but firecrackers that Kyo threw blocked them. She moved sideways for a dodge only to find 6 konai rushing toward her. She shot them out of the air not noticing the firecracker that blew up next to he arm. She dropped her gun and Kyo came charging in dodging bullets. He flipped over her and held a konai to her back but a gun was at his head from over her shoulder. He duck-flipped around slicing a large gash into her leg then he looked down at the wound. Shelooked down and saw a firecracker in the cut. She barely got it out but it exploded in her hand. Sddenly kyo had his hand on her gun tip and akonai in position.

Kyo: checkmate

[Annie]

[color=indigo]Annie was taken back, but cooly smiled at Kyo. He high kicked her in and she fell back laughing. She landed on her gun and slid her arm behind her back. Kyo jumped on top of her and brought his konai down to her chest.

[i]Tttchhhingg[/i]Annie brought the gun up from behind her back and fired. The konai flew from his hand and Annie brought her palm into his chin. He fell back but not before he slipped a fire cracker into Annie's shirt. It exploded and she screamed in pain.

"Damnit, this was a new shirt!!"Annie clutched the wound on the side of her ribs. Blood seeped through her shirt and stained her hand.

"That one hurt,"Jordan looked at her fingernails and smirked.

Kyo stood up and threw a handful of fire crackers into the air. As they rained down onto Annie they all started to burst open. In the midst of the fire works, Kyo charged at Annie.

"Ha hahaha! You forgot about my attacks?!" his konai was projected to pierce her heart, but Annie moved just in time to have the blade dig into her shoulder.

"Aaahhh! B~~ch!!"Annie pulled back and pointed her magnum and took her shot. She got him in the shoulder as well.

The force of the powerful weapon threw him back and Annie did not hesitate. She rushed in at full speed and kicked him in the stomach, then punched him in the wounded shoulder. He fell harshly to his knees and she side kicked him in the side of the head, sending him spinning to the ground.

Before he had the chance to get up, Annie agonizingly pulled the konai out of her and threw it at Kyo, pinning his hand a car's tire. She then grabbed her bag and ran off. Bleeding profusely she got on her Ninja and peeled out down the street towards the hospital.

"That was to close for comfort. Nightshade sent them? Well then who were those two suits?"Annie reached the hospital and limped inside.

The lady at the desk was shocked at what she was looking at."Miss, are you alright?"

"Does it look like I'm alright!?"Annie's hick accent flowed through the lobby,"I need a doctor, and you are jeerin' up a conversation with me?!"

"Okay, calm down. I will get you to a doctor,"the lady picked up the phone.

Minutes later, she saw the damned doctor and got her wounds treated. They called the police, but by the time they got there Annie had already left.

[i]Rrriiinngg..rrrii-[/i]"What!?"Annie was running down the second flight of stairs before security could get a hold of her.

"Ahhh, running again? Most impressive job, you really hurt Kyo,"it was Nightshade.

"Tell me something-Whoa!-"Annie ducked as a security officer shot at her. She then slung herself over the railing and landed on the floor six feet below her. She buckled and rolled on the floor, she got up and ran out the doors.

"Why are two suits after me? Are they men of yours?"Annie was outside glancing frantically left to right. "Where is my damn bike?!"

"Suits?"Nightshade asked curiously.[/color]

"Ahhhhh! I'm going to kill you, Annie McGovern!!!"Kyo screamed at the top of his lungs.

[Kyo no Ryu]

Kyo got fiery eyes. He hoped on the cycle.
Jordan: Oh now you need my help.
Kyo: JUST DRIVE THE D*MN THING WOMAN!!!
Jordan hit the peddle and they went flying down the road. Kyos wound shot out blood every few seconds. Each time he thinks "revenge...revenge... revenge" They see the hospital and pass it. She couldnt have gotten to far could she? They kept driving looking into every alley way until Kyo spotted her in one. He hopped off and walked into the alley. He faced her.

Kyo: Its finnaly time.

They hopped on a fooftop.

[Annie]

[color=indigo]OOC: That was directed at Annie right? Okay, I will post anyway..
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"Kyo! You are wounded terribly, you shouldn't-"Jordan started to protest.

"Shut up, now is not the time for statistics!"Kyo unsheathed a blade and quickly stomped towards Annie.

"Whoa!! Wait a sec! I want some freagin answers!"Annie still had her phone in her hand.

"What's going on McGovern?" Nightshade asked.

"Why don't you tell me! You send suits after me, then these two! What the crap is goin on?"Annie held her hand up towards Kyo.

"Who are you talking to?"Kyo fired.

"Your boss,"Annie shot back.

"Well, it seems you are busy. Goodbye Annie. Have fun with Kyo,"the phone cut off.

Kyo's face curled into a chesire smile and he charged at Annie. She hung her shoulders and whipped out the magnum, took aim and shot Kyo in the foot. As she did, a fire cracker popped in her face, she closed her eyes. Thankfully, her sunglasses blocked most of the attack. Her left lense shattered. Annie growled adn threw them at Kyo who was kneeling on the ground.

"Damnit Kyo! That's two! First my shirt, now my favorite sunglasses!" Annie walked up to him and kicked him in the shoulder.

He topled over onto the ground. Annie ran down the ally and found her bike. She quickly threw on her helmet and took off. She tightly gripped the handle bar and her shoulder and leg bandages were soaked in blood.[i]I gotta get a med kit, new sunglasses, a shirt and something to eat..[/i][/color]

[Kyo no Ryu]

She could hear something weird other than Jordan tailing her. The pit pat of footsteps moving very fast. She saw a bunch of blood falling from the air. Kyo was running on fooftops! At the same time he was whipping a bandage around his side. Annie was bewildered at how he could run unless..... SHE MISSED HIS FOOT!!! She new there was no way Kyo wore that big a shoe.. He started throwing down fire crackers that she would shoot out of the air.
Kyo: I wasnt trying to kill you on the plane, just letting you know that the longer you live the more they die!
He threw a firecracker and started blowing out peoples tires causing jams. Never in from of her. Evry 500 feet would be another massacre. She kept getting angryier. She couldnt waist her bullets. just then, as they approached a field, he blew up her tire.

[Zen]

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The time had come. Michael looked up at the large town clock. He got up from the bench he was sitting on in the town square. He set off too the large, Vienna Cathedral. It was a massive building. Strangely empty. He expected to see many relegious men and women praying there. Whist must have had more power than Michael thought. He walked in threw the decorated arch door and into the beutiful main chathedral. He looked around and statues and carvings of Jesus, The Holy Mary, Angels, and other religious figures seemed to peer down on the large hall of a Sermon room. It stared down, as if ready to watch the fight. The church seemed alive. Michael took out his PP7 and put it in his jacket pocket, then looked up at the large statue of Jesus and crossed his hands, head to chest, shoulder to shoulder.

"If your done saying your prayers, Michael, I am ready to begin...." A rich voice echoed threw out the Cathedral.

"I alwasy ready, Truth Seeker."

"Then, let us commece......"

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[Annie]

[color=indigo][i]The front tire blew out, sending Annie sprawling threw the air. She hit the pavement hard and rolled several times. She landed on her back and looked up to see her bike falling towards her. She rolled over as the bike dug into the pavement.

"Get up Annie, I know you are stronger than that,"Kyo stood next to her and offered a hand.

"Uh, wha-what were you saying about if I lived then more died?"Annie sat up and stood on her own.

Kyo shrugged and put his hand down,"You were always so stubborn."

She smiled and looked down at her bloodied shirt and jeans. She glared at Kyo and grabbed her bag out from under the bike, the back tire still spinning. She reached in and pulled out another pair of pant's and a black tank top.

"What exactly did you mean by that? Who will die if I live, and why would they did? What relevance am I?"Annie began to change her shirt, she took off her boots and changed jeans.

It wasn't a surprise, Kyo had known Annie for about 7 years and has gotten used to seeing her change. He paced around, waiting. She turned around and put her bloody clothes in the bag. Jordan pulled up and looked at Annie's bike.

"Well, you haven't changed a bit. Never able to keep anything, you always end up recking it,"Jordan got off the bike and walked over to the two.[/color][/i]

[Ryoko T.D.C.]

While they talked Jordan sat on her bike. It was getting late. The sun was setting. The sky was a different patch of purple, pink, orange, and a crimson color.

"I........I........I have never seen such..........beauty." Jordan said looking up.

Suddenly Annie got an idea. She smirked.

"See!? This is what you have been missing! All you see is the cold steel walls of the organisation(sp?). But out here, you can watch the sun set. And---" She was cut short.

"Don't listen to her Jordan. She doesn't know what she's talking about." He told her.

Jordan sat there staring at the sky. She suddenly snaped out of the trance and smirked.

"I won't leave Nightshade Annie. You can't talk me out of it." Jordan said jumping in theair landing right behind Annie and putting her Colt Anaconda to her head.

[Annie]

[color=indigo][i]Annie dropped her shoulders and breathed out in irritation. Jordan behind her smiled in delight. Annie heard the cocking of Jordan's Colt. She looked up at Kyo who was expressionless.

With the blink of an eye, Annie ducked and swung her leg in a side swipe, knocking Jordan on her rear. Annie sat ontop of Jordan, pinning her arms to the concrete with her knees and pointed a Magnum into Jordan's left eye and the other in the right.

"Now why did you go and pull a stunt like that? I want some answers here and now!" Annie was furious.[/color][/i]

[Ryoko T.D.C.]

"Why do you make this so hard on yourself?" Jordan said smilling.

"Wht do you mean!?" Annie said.

Suddenly Jordans legs grab Annie's neck. Jordan was choking her. The more she strugled, the harder Jordan choked her. Jordan finaly put her foot somewhere on a presher point and Annie blacked out. They tied her up and took her to Jordan's house.

"Now that you took care of her anyway, what do we do with her now?" Kyo asked.

"I don't know. Have fun with her I guess." Jordan said with her eyes covered in darkness, then smilled.

[Lone Bebop]

Whist pulled out his hands rivaling 4 blades in each hand, no two of them looking alike, they stared each other down, then with out warning the Cathedral organ began to play, but with no player

" In the name of the Father, The Son, and The Holy Ghost...Amen!" Whist yelled as he charged at Michael, he fired his gun, as Whist rolled to the side and crouched as more bullets flew, he got behind a pillar and let lose the right hands blades straight at Michael, he saw this and fired 3 of them out of the sky, with one landing deep in his left shoulder, Michael passed in pain and then took aim again only to find that Whist had moved, he listen for foot steeps, as 4 more blades were thrown, this time from behind, Michael dives out of the way and fires, he heard the yell of pain from Whist, as Michael rose to take aim again, he saw Whist no were, and only the eerie noise of the organ could be heard, from his left side more blades flew, he shot 2 of them with the other 2 landing in his elbow

" Its funny, yah know" Whist said from his hiding spot

" What?s that!?" Michael yelled

" The way, I?m hitting you with my daggers, I just realized, Its the same style I used to take out your wife, I bet 40 Leero that it will have the same outcome"

" You have a deal," Michael said with rage in his voice



OOC: Just case any doesn't now, Leero is Italy's money system

[Kyo no Ryu]

Jordan started to leave.

Kyo: You realize if we have a battle this house will be wrecked.

Jordan: I dont care, Im moving anyway.

SHe strapped on a helmet and drove away. Kyo turned around. He grabbed a chair and lit a ciggaret. He pulled it out and looked over toward the couch. Annie was gone. He stood p and felt metal barrels on his head. He put his hands up. A konai appeared in each hand and he turned around and stabbed her in the arm. She full force kicked him out the window. He landed in te street and she began firing. All the locals ran away. A bullet ripped threw his leg as she jumped out the window. They came at each other and locked fingers. He kicked her in the stomach and she fell onto the wall. He was out of fireworks so he threw some konai. She dodged them and opened fir. A bullet lodged into her shoulder.

Kyo: Join us Annie!

Annie: You leave them!

He came at her with a konai. She flipped him and he stabbed her in both legs. SHe screamed in pain. He kicked the konai deeper and she dodged a high kick. She flipped out her magnum and planted a bullet in his stomach. They passed out. The next thing they knew they were in te hospital again.

[Ryoko T.D.C.]

"Morning sleepy head." Jordan said as Kyo's eyes opened.

"Are you an angle?" He asked laughing.

"Hell's angle if anything." She said smilling.

"Howed I get here?" "I saw you on the ground, blacked out. So I picked you up and brought you here. You know. you gotta lose some pounds. Your heavy." "Hahaha. Wheres Annie?" "I left her and let someone else take her." "What!" "Don't worry you nincompoop."

They sat there talking all afternoon. The nurse walked in.

"Visting hours are over." The nurse said.

"I'll leave when ready." Jordan flashed her colt.

"Y-y-y-yes ma'ma!" The nurse walked away slowly.

"So you goning to spend the night with me?" He asked.

"Yeah. Your a Raven like me, so your my..........partner." Jordan said.

"That took you a while to say." He smirked.

"Shut-up and sleep." She said smilling.

[Zen]

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Michael ran into a stock of bleachers and loaded a new clip. HE then pulled out and fired at Whist who had taken cover across from him. Whist began to pull a blade from his coat and looked over. But he didn't see Michael. "What the hell!?!?" whis tbegan to look around frantically, but saw nothing. HE got up and looked around. "Where the hell is he?!?!" Whist yelled, but he was suddenly met by a kick to the cheek.

It was Michael, weaving his feet and taking stance. "Lets do this, Whist!" Whist looked up angrily and ran up low at Michael, drawing and knife and taking a cut at him. Michael dodged barely and was met again with a knife attack, which skimmed his cheek, making a small cut. Whist still had a low stance with his head down and came again, but was met with a knee to the chin and a combo stike of eight punches to the chest and face. They came quick as did the finishing kick to the knee cap.

"Gahhh!" Whist yelled as he hit the ground and back rolled into a defensive stance. Michael advanced without fear. HE stared deep into Whist's eyes. "Your vengeance is worthy, Michael.... But I will not die SO EASILY!!!" Whist said, charging at Michael....[/SIZE][/COLOR]

[Lone Bebop]

Whist charged at Michael with blades in both his hands, when he got close enough, he hunched down lower, like his was going to strike upwards with full force, Michael was ready to block, but at last moment, Michael saw Whist's real plan he moved to draw his gun

" ITS TO LATE!" Whist yelled , as he extended his palms out so that he was still able to hold on to the blades, he put his weight into his left foot and he swung it at Michael in a upward monition, it caught him at the bottom of his rib cage, Michael was sent into the air a few feet, as Whist's leg was still spinning, he shifted his weight again and brought up his right foot slamming Michael dead center of the chest, Michael hacked as he tried to catch his breath, Whist rose and followed as Michael was sent falling into a row of bleachers, Michael coughed up some blood as Whist came chasing down. Michael rolled out of they as he made his way to the made walkway, Michael gave a laugh as he took aim at Whist as he stood

" You never did have any manners, heres a lesson" Whist said as he flung his daggers upwards, aiming for one of the many chandeliers, " ITS RUDE FOR THE DIEING TO LAUGH!" and with those words a loud clang was heard as the large chandelier fell straight at Michael

[Zen]

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Michael quickly back flipped from under the falling chandelier and landed on his feet to see Whist jetting at him. Michael set his concentration down as Whist flew fast. whist drew his knife to cut Michael, but to his dismay, his wrist was caught in Michael's palm. Whist went to stab Michael with his second knife, but was out struck by Michael's side kick to his chest, nose, then stomache. Michael then raised his foot again and put his heel behind Whist's head and yanked down hard, causing Whist to fall face down into the hard concrete floor.

A bloody puddle fromed around his face as Whist. Michael skipped back and looked down at Whist. Whist slowly got up, he was bleeding badly from his nose and mouth and the white of his eyes was a deafly pink and red. He was shaky and ran at Michael with his knife drawn. He ran fast and hard at him and as soon as he raised his Knife to cut, he was met with a PP7 jammed to his forehead.

"Game over....."

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[Lone Bebop]

" Yes, come on no Michael end my life" Whist said as a look of pure shock was on Michael's face

" What?"

" Kill me and let the demon with in you be free, you try not to kill people is like a fish out of water i knew you wondnt last" Whist said as he got a sick smile on his face

" JUST SHUT UP!" Michael yelled as he shoved Whist away and covered his ears " YOU DONT KNOW!"

" Oh but i do know, you shouldnt have tried to leave us Michael" Whist said as he advanced, drawing 3 blades in his right hand
" You out to late and in to deep with us" Whist said as Michael took out his gun and aimed, but Whist didnt not stop his aproch on him, he just keep walking

" A Raven is a Raven, till the day of his death you cant run from that fact!" Whist said as he now charged, triedly at Michael, he ran straigh at him with full anger, this was the time, time for to kill Whist for what he had done, Whist came cloer in his hunched over style , Michael ran straight with his gun ready they met in the center of the large Cathedral, a lound bang was heard along with the clang of metal echo threw the Cathedral, as the two stood still

[Annie]

[color=indigo][b][i]Annie woke up in the hospital, she looked around to see her body in bandages. Her legs were in pain, especially the one Kyo dug his blade into. A male nurse walked in carrying a clipboard.

"Annie McGovern, hi how are you feeling?" he was fairly attractive, blonde hair, brown eyes.

She smiled at him and sat up, the hospital cloth fell off her shoulder Annie caught it right above her breast. The man blushed.

"Oh, I am feeling so much better. I would feel much better if I could get a shower and my clothes. I feel a little naked," she looked down the blanket, "Don't you hate that feeling?"

Annie ran a hand across her collarbone. The nurse started to stutter,"Well um, I-I don't think that your clothes are suitable to wear. The were, uh, ra-rather bloody," he watched Annie who was smiling seductivly.

"Well, I could just use yours," she pouted her bottom lip. The nurse just looked at her lustfully.

~A few minutes later~

Annie limped down the hall in a pair white scrubs, her bare feet stuck to the cold floor. She saw an opened door and peered in to see Jordan sitting next to Kyo. Annie sped up before they could see her. A nurse behind the desk spotted Annie and called security.

"Hey! That woman just stole my scrubs!! " the male nurse was in the hall in his boxers.

"S~it!" Annie sprinted down the stairs and out the door.

The guards flew at the door and chased after her. She franticaly searched for something fast. She spotted a doctor getting out of his Corvette.

"Excuse me I need to borrow this!" Annie was known for "borrowing" things, cars were her specialty.

She doulbe clutched and sped off, leaving the guards in the dust.[/color][/b][/i]

[Ryoko T.D.C.]

"AH!" Jordan yelled waking up in a cold swet.

"What is it?" Kyo said rubbing his eyes.

"I-I-I-I don't know!? I think..........Whist........." Jordan said whipping her face with a cold wash cloth.

"What about him!?" Kyo said getting up, but keeled over in pain.

"I don't get out of bed. Your still hurt. I just felt something. Like, they..........I don't know.........."Jordan said helping Kyo in bed.

"You don't think he's............dead? Do you?" Kyo asked.

"I said I don't know. i just felt something. It gives me goose bumbs just thinking about it," Jordan said sitting down. "Now go back to sleep. We'er leaving in the morning."

"All right." Kyo then fell a sleep.

[Zen]

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"I didn't think you had it in you......ugghhhhh...." Whist said low as his chest began to squirt blood from a hole over his heart. He fell down as his eyes rolled back in there sockets. He died. Michael looked down at his dead corpse. He had done this. And he had never been so releived....

"I always had it in me...." Michael said as his arm began to bleed. He grimaced and grabbed his arm. He holstered his gun and sat down at a bleacher. He lit a cigarette and looked up at the statues of the Biblical beings. He puffed in and let out. "Forigive me lord, for I have sinned...."

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[Ryoko T.D.C.]

"Kyo. Wake up! It's time to go!" Jordan shook him gently.

He woke and got out of bed. He started to dress, but it was hard. he still hert. So Jordan had to help him.

"Ready?" Jordan asked.

"What about my stuff?" He said limping to the door.

"Got it." She had it in a bag.

She put his arm over her so she could help him wak.

"Excuse me ma'ma, but he is not ready to---" He was cut short after Jordan flashed her colt. "O-o-okay! Y-y-your f-f-free to go!"

"Thank you!" Jordan said smilling.

They walked out the door and got on Jordan's motercycle. They left to where ever they needed to go.

[Kyo no Ryu]

Kyo: Whee are we going anyway?

Jordan: Were going to Vienna

Kyo: But what about Annie?

Jordan: Ive got a feeling shes going there too.

They approached the plane station after around an hour. Jordan rode her motorcycle strait in to the ticketbooth. She knew theyd have to get there faster than the speed of a plane. Jet maybe. She pointed a gun to the cashiers head.

Jordan: Gimme a godd*mn jet ticket.

The woman handed it over and they rode threw the terminal. They sstopped at the boarding place. They showed their tickets.

Guy: Ma'am you cannot bring tha

She pulled out a gun: I dont go without it. They boarden the jet and it took off. It wasnt a normal jet, it had seets for up to 3 passengers. They sat down WITH the motorcycle and forced the mam to take off.

[Kwai]

OOC: I'll be quite happy if some brave, daring soul picks a fight with my dear Warrington. *glances over at animanga "Dare?"*

[i] Warrington strolled through the morning market of a rural Chinese village, his figure and presence imposing and foreign in the local neighborhood where everyone knew everyone but they really didn't know them as well as they thought they did. Of course, his strange attire, especially in a rural village, a scientist's lab coat, was the constant object of flickering glances, suppressed whispers, and pointing of fingers.

Warrington didn't mind. So he stood out. What were they going to do anyway? It was his street as much as anyone's, and no one had a damn right to say anything about it. He trudged on through the street, looking left and right. He was hungry. Staying out in the cold for an entire night without food was unhealthy, not to mention it starved the hell out of him.

A small boy trotted up to him, and held up to him a small apple, pointing at a nearby stand where a woman, who Warrington assumed was the boy's mother, was selling all sorts of fruits. Good enough. Fruits are healthy anyway. Warrington strode over to the stand, followed by the proud boy who brought a customer, and pointed to each fruit in the stand, and held up one finger. The woman obliged with a polite smile, probably because of his foreign presence, and handed him the fruits in a paper bag. Warrington took out some paper bills, and dropped it onto the woman's hands. The woman stared for a second at his hands. Even though it was rather warm, the man had a thick glove on it. But a customer's a customer. She accepted the money, and looked down into her apron to take out the change, but when she looked up, Warrington was already gone in the wilderness of the crowd. [/i]

[Annie]

[color=firebrick][b][font=times new roman]*raises eyebrows in surprise* You want to fight me? Well even though I know I am going to regret it, I guess I will humor you once more...;)
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Annie flew down the streets of the city and stopped at a clothing store. She reached into the pocket of the scrubs and pulled out the male nurses wallet. She giggled to herself, [i]I love doing that, one of my best qualities the Ravens taught me..What's this? A note..[/i]

[/font]Western Union: To-Annie McGovern, Meet me in China..You know where to find me..From-Warrington...[font=times new roman].Annie read the piece of paper that was in the pocket, she looked to the sky and smiled in delight.

"Warrington, love. Whatever your cold heart desires,"she flung the door open.

She bought herself a pair of black combat boots, a pair cut-off short, blue jean shorts, and a button-up long sleeved white shirt. And a pair of new sunglasses!! They were black with red reflective lenses. She bought some more clothes and left. She then went to a drug store and bought a large amount of guaze bandages and ointments.

Next stop, the gun store. The hospital had taken away her guns and turned them in to the police, so she had to buy new ones. She bought her regular twin .45 Magnums, thigh holsters, and lots of ammo. Annie spotted a gun that she took fancy to but had never used it. A .22 gauge, titanium, double barrel shotgun..with ammo.

After she had done her shopping, she headed towards the airport. Duffle bag in one hand and sunglasses in the other, Annie casually walked up to the counter.

"One ticket for China.."Annie smiled.

She paid for the ticket with the man's credit card and walked through the metal detector, it went beserk.

"Empty your bag, ma'am,"the guard rudely put.

"No.."Annie leisurely walked and boarded the plane. Security was too late, the plane had already started to take off down the runway. She lay back in the seat and closed her eyes, pulling her shades down to block the light.

[i]I will see you in China, Warrington dear...[/i] She fell asleep with the worry some thought of facing him again. He was the Raven that took her in, he was the Raven that taught her the ways, he was the one who put her in the hospital after she left the Ravens, he is the one she had to face once more...[/color][/b][/font]

[Kyo no Ryu]

Kyo twirled a konai in his fingers. He was falling asleep. Jordan was sitting up intenetly.

Jordan: Just go to seep you earned it.

Kyo: No thanks, I got a better idea.

Kyo reached into his coat and pulled out a manga the size of a phonebook, It read "Naruto vol 1-14". He opened up to a ninja battle. Jordan just shook her head.

Jordan: goodnight

Kyo: nnnniiiiinnnjjjjuuuutttsssuuuu

Jordan: your hopeless