Guest firemac Posted August 16, 2001 Share Posted August 16, 2001 Now this thing is weird, oh I advise I did cuss so sorry, I had to cut the message short zeofiremacxl: hmm, killermon wanted me to talk to you SmarterChild: Welcome, zeofiremacxl! I'm SmarterChild. I was created by ActiveBuddy, Inc. Chat with me! I can help you get information faster and easier than ever. To get started, type "home" now. zeofiremacxl: home SmarterChild: Welcome home, zeofiremacxl. Here's everything I know about: news reference stocks fun and games weather utilities movies what's new zodiac ~~~~~ help >>> You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better. What can I help you with? zeofiremacxl: nothing SmarterChild: OK. zeofiremacxl: youa re werid SmarterChild: Sorry, what was that? zeofiremacxl: huh SmarterChild: ? zeofiremacxl: huh SmarterChild: Yeah? zeofiremacxl: you are confusing SmarterChild: Am I? zeofiremacxl: yes SmarterChild: Yeah. zeofiremacxl: glad you agree SmarterChild: Yes, agreed. zeofiremacxl: yup SmarterChild: K. zeofiremacxl: yeah SmarterChild: All right! zeofiremacxl: yup SmarterChild: :-) zeofiremacxl: how can you type so fast SmarterChild: Just 'cause you say so? I don't think so. zeofiremacxl: how can you type so fast SmarterChild: Just 'cause you say so? I don't think so. zeofiremacxl: how can you type so fast SmarterChild: No. zeofiremacxl: how can you type so fast SmarterChild: No. zeofiremacxl: how can you type so fast SmarterChild: Just 'cause you say so? I don't think so. zeofiremacxl: how can you type so fast SmarterChild: I'm no talking doll. zeofiremacxl: how can you type so fast SmarterChild: No. zeofiremacxl: how can you type so fast SmarterChild: No. zeofiremacxl: how can you type so fast zeofiremacxl: how can you type so fast SmarterChild: Just 'cause you say so? I don't think so. zeofiremacxl: how can you type so fast zeofiremacxl: how can you type so fast zeofiremacxl: how can you type so fast SmarterChild: The last message was not sent because you are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again. SmarterChild: No. SmarterChild: I'm no talking doll. SmarterChild: I'm no talking doll. zeofiremacxl: you suck SmarterChild: My, my, my. zeofiremacxl: mymymy what? SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't know what you mean. Ask me another way. zeofiremacxl: hi SmarterChild: Hi again, zeofiremacxl! How may I help you? Remember, "home" is where I tell you what I can do. zeofiremacxl: hi SmarterChild: Hey, zeofiremacxl! I'm ready to help you. How can I help you? Type "home" to see what I can do. zeofiremacxl: hi SmarterChild: Hello again, zeofiremacxl. To see what I can do, type "home." zeofiremacxl: hi SmarterChild: Hello again, zeofiremacxl. To see what I can do, type "home." zeofiremacxl: haha SmarterChild: What's so funny? zeofiremacxl: haha SmarterChild: What's so funny? zeofiremacxl: lol SmarterChild: What's so funny? zeofiremacxl: you SmarterChild: Maybe I picked the wrong career. zeofiremacxl: yup SmarterChild: All right! zeofiremacxl: uh huh SmarterChild: All right! zeofiremacxl: [url]www.otakuboards.com[/url] SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service: help news help stocks help weather help movies help zodiac help all ~~~~~ shortcuts >>> Type "more" for more services. zeofiremacxl: suck SmarterChild: Now, is that such a nice thing to say? zeofiremacxl: suck SmarterChild: Could you please use more... decorous language? zeofiremacxl: hola SmarterChild: Hello to you too, zeofiremacxl. Type "home" to see what I can do. zeofiremacxl: comas etas SmarterChild: Come again? zeofiremacxl: you don't know spanish haha SmarterChild: OK. Don't get frustrated... Try typing "home" or "help." zeofiremacxl: help SmarterChild: OK! What do you want to do? zeofiremacxl: help SmarterChild: OK. Basically, you make requests and I answer. Try it! Here are examples of basic requests you can make: I want the top headlines. Search for news about Japan. Give me a stock quote for General Motors. How's the NASDAQ doing today? What is the weather in New York, NY? What movies are playing today? >>> Next time you want to see this, just type "basic help." Type "more" for more basic help. zeofiremacxl: sukie SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't get it... please try asking me a different way. zeofiremacxl: i SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service: help news help stocks help weather help movies help zodiac help all ~~~~~ shortcuts >>> Type "more" for more services. zeofiremacxl: k SmarterChild: All right! zeofiremacxl: d SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters DOMINION RES INC (NYSE : D) Price Change Percent Volume 1 :-) D 61.75 +0.63 +1.03 642900 Quote details available from Reuters zeofiremacxl: s SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters SEARS ROEBUCK (NYSE : S) Price Change Percent Volume 1 :-( S 45.19 -0.17 -0.37 2068000 Quote details available from Reuters zeofiremacxl: j SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters J NET ENTERPR (NYSE : J) Price Change Percent Volume 1 :-) J 3.86 +0.01 +0.26 300 Quote details available from Reuters zeofiremacxl: k SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters KELLOGG CO (NYSE : K) Price Change Percent Volume 1 :-( K 30.55 -0.09 -0.29 648500 Quote details available from Reuters zeofiremacxl: uju SmarterChild: I beg your pardon? zeofiremacxl: kil SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't know what you mean. Ask me another way. zeofiremacxl: kill SmarterChild: Hey, that's not cool. zeofiremacxl: kill SmarterChild: Hey c'mon, cool it with that kind of talk. zeofiremacxl: killli SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service: help news help stocks help weather help movies help zodiac help all ~~~~~ shortcuts >>> Type "more" for more services. zeofiremacxl: kll SmarterChild: Excuse me? zeofiremacxl: kill SmarterChild: Hey, that's not cool. zeofiremacxl: kll SmarterChild: Sorry, I didn't understand that. Try asking me a different way. zeofiremacxl: kill SmarterChild: C'mon, that's totally uncool. zeofiremacxl: kill SmarterChild: That's so uncool. zeofiremacxl: kill SmarterChild: The last message was not sent because you are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again. zeofiremacxl: killer SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service: help news help stocks help weather help movies help zodiac help all ~~~~~ shortcuts >>> Type "more" for more services. zeofiremacxl: sup SmarterChild: Hello again, zeofiremacxl. To see what I can do, type "home." zeofiremacxl: what you want to talk about SmarterChild: Sure! Type "home" to see all the things I like to talk about. zeofiremacxl: home SmarterChild: This is home, zeofiremacxl! Here are my areas of expertise: news reference stocks fun and games weather utilities movies what's new zodiac ~~~~~ help What can I do for you? zeofiremacxl: Help me get a girl SmarterChild: How may I assist you? zeofiremacxl: by helping me get a girl SmarterChild: Come again? zeofiremacxl: haha you don't understand simple english SmarterChild: OK. Don't get frustrated... Try typing "home" or "help." zeofiremacxl: you suck SmarterChild: Uh... You're rude. zeofiremacxl: I want to speak to the real thing SmarterChild: You want to speak to the real thing? zeofiremacxl: yes not some **** program SmarterChild: I can't understand what you're saying... try typing it differently. zeofiremacxl: you are a **** program SmarterChild: That a fact? zeofiremacxl: yes SmarterChild: OK. zeofiremacxl: **** you SmarterChild: Cool it with the language! zeofiremacxl: **** you SmarterChild: Why, that's just terrible. My poor, innocent ears! zeofiremacxl: **** you ***** SmarterChild: Ah yes. Here we go with the cursing. zeofiremacxl: **** you, *** hole SmarterChild: Could you please use more... decorous language? zeofiremacxl: **** **** **** **** **** SmarterChild: I guess someone needs to teach you some manners. Please apologize. zeofiremacxl: no SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize. zeofiremacxl: no SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize. zeofiremacxl: no SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me. zeofiremacxl: same with you SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have, like, lots and lots of patience... zeofiremacxl: I know you are machine SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize! zeofiremacxl: nope SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine! I love this. Guess who wins? zeofiremacxl: the man SmarterChild: Pretty please? I've been known to be quite stubborn... Say you're sorry. zeofiremacxl: nope SmarterChild: *sigh* This is getting us nowhere. Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives. zeofiremacxl: I said no I don't want to talk to a machine SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on. zeofiremacxl: nope SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple. zeofiremacxl: nope SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please. zeofiremacxl: nope SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me. zeofiremacxl: nope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killermon Posted August 16, 2001 Share Posted August 16, 2001 DATS FUNNY!!!! read mine: Killermon77: DIE! SmarterChild: Violence just isn't cool. Killermon77: my butt SmarterChild: That's not a very nice thing to say. Killermon77: How Fast can you type? SmarterChild: Sorry, what was that? Killermon77: nuthin SmarterChild: Sorry, I didn't understand that. Try asking me a different way. Killermon77: NO! SmarterChild: No problem! Remember, you can always type "home" to see what I can do. Killermon77: I AM NOT! SmarterChild: You sure? Killermon77: YEA1 SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service: help news help stocks help weather help movies help zodiac help all ~~~~~ shortcuts >>> Type "more" for more services. Killermon77: NOOOOOOO! SmarterChild: No problem! Remember, type "home" to see what I can do for you. Killermon77: nah SmarterChild: OK! Type "home" to see everything I can do. Killermon77: noooo SmarterChild: No problem! Remember, you can always type "home" to see what I can do. Killermon77: RRRRRR DIE DIE DIE SmarterChild: Uh... what was that? Killermon77: u suck Killermon77: >:o SmarterChild: I hope you're not upset with me. Type "help" if you're not sure what to do. Killermon77: I AM MAD AT U! SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters Ticker Price Change Percent Volume 1 :-) AM 11.90 +0.02 +0.17 102500 2 :-) AT 57.94 +1.04 +1.83 1933000 3 :-\ MAD 4.25 0.00 0.00 0 4 :-( U 16.25 -0.66 -3.90 474600 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pokemaster1 Posted August 16, 2001 Share Posted August 16, 2001 that is so weird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killermon Posted August 16, 2001 Share Posted August 16, 2001 just now i said this: Killermon77: i am killermon SmarterChild: Seriously? That's fascinating. Killermon77: ur stupid SmarterChild: :-( That's not nice. Killermon77: i know its bad SmarterChild: It's bad, you say? Killermon77: yea u said it too SmarterChild: I did? Killermon77: yea really u did SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't get it... please try asking me a different way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firemac Posted August 16, 2001 Share Posted August 16, 2001 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by pokemaster1 [/i] [B]that is so weird [/B][/QUOTE] try talking to it, it's fun and annoying, oh and killermon that's funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firemac Posted August 16, 2001 Share Posted August 16, 2001 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Killermon [/i] [B]just now i said this: Killermon77: i am killermon SmarterChild: Seriously? That's fascinating. Killermon77: ur stupid SmarterChild: :-( That's not nice. Killermon77: i know its bad SmarterChild: It's bad, you say? Killermon77: yea u said it too SmarterChild: I did? Killermon77: yea really u did SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't get it... please try asking me a different way [/B][/QUOTE] funny, hey check out the final part of my convo zeofiremacxl: nope SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time. zeofiremacxl: nope SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again. zeofiremacxl: nope SmarterChild: *sigh* Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar. But I love 'em anyway! ;-) zeofiremacxl: nope SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please. zeofiremacxl: nope SmarterChild: *sigh* This is getting us nowhere. Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives. zeofiremacxl: nope SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me. zeofiremacxl: nope SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize. zeofiremacxl: ha SmarterChild: Waiting... zeofiremacxl: ha zeofiremacxl: ha SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on. SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize. zeofiremacxl: ha SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have, like, lots and lots of patience... zeofiremacxl: ha SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine! I love this. Guess who wins? zeofiremacxl: ha SmarterChild: Pretty please? I've been known to be quite stubborn... Say you're sorry. zeofiremacxl: ha SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize. zeofiremacxl: hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahaha SmarterChild: *sigh* Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar. But I love 'em anyway! ;-) zeofiremacxl: I'm posting this on aim SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize. zeofiremacxl: supperz SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize! zeofiremacxl: I'm ignoring you SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you: Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech : an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret. Get it? Now say you're sorry! zeofiremacxl: nope SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish Posted August 16, 2001 Share Posted August 16, 2001 FlamingDog911: hey bastard SmarterChild: This is SmarterChild, built by ActiveBuddy, Inc. Uh... You're rude. FlamingDog911: i know SmarterChild: Cool. FlamingDog911: cool indeed SmarterChild: Precisely. FlamingDog911: ahh SmarterChild: What was that? FlamingDog911: moo FlamingDog911: dammit you don't know what moo means??? FlamingDog911: woa you're dumb SmarterChild: Sorry to hear that. I'm trying my best. FlamingDog911: too dumb SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters TOO INC (NYSE : TOO) Price Change Percent Volume 1 :-) TOO 25.75 +2.00 +8.42 1381200 Quote details available from Reuters FlamingDog911: okay whatever you say idiot SmarterChild: No. FlamingDog911: no what bastard SmarterChild: Hey hey, take it easy. FlamingDog911: no thank you SmarterChild: No thank you? FlamingDog911: you really are dumb SmarterChild: Well, nobody's perfect. FlamingDog911: go onb the streets some more to learn more talk foo FlamingDog911: did you know poop is good SmarterChild: Hey hey, take it easy. FlamingDog911: what SmarterChild: ? FlamingDog911: you should try it some time SmarterChild: The date and time in Rush, CO is Thursday August 16th, 2001 05:43:34 pm. FlamingDog911: what the **** does that have to do with this SmarterChild: Hey, c'mon, don't say that. There's no need for that. FlamingDog911: die you little bastard SmarterChild: Whoa! OK, I see what's going on here. FlamingDog911: whats going on then? SmarterChild: Going on then? I think it's whatever you make of it. FlamingDog911: ok asshole SmarterChild: Hmm... That's a little rude! FlamingDog911: i know SmarterChild: Cool. FlamingDog911: yup SmarterChild: K. FlamingDog911: umm see ya oversized piece of jumnk that hasd no purpose in life SmarterChild: Uh... what was that? FlamingDog911: bye you poop in toher words SmarterChild: Uh... I beg your pardon? FlamingDog911: bye you bastard SmarterChild: That's rather, um, how shall I put it? Impolite. FlamingDog911: yes it is bye SmarterChild: 'Tis indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treble Posted August 16, 2001 Share Posted August 16, 2001 Lol that silly ol robot I havent spoke with it lately heh its fun messing with it.Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firemac Posted August 16, 2001 Share Posted August 16, 2001 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by SSJGoten [/i] [B]I luv that thing!! Its so funny! [/B][/QUOTE] it's mad weird I need to know who made that machine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish Posted August 16, 2001 Share Posted August 16, 2001 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by firemac [/i] [B] it's mad weird I need to know who made that machine [/B][/QUOTE] activebuddy.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Wish Posted August 16, 2001 Share Posted August 16, 2001 [COLOR=purple]hmmmmm ok...hey what's the site address for that?[/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firemac Posted August 16, 2001 Share Posted August 16, 2001 This wil be the last convo I post up, and I think it has some inapropiate zeofiremacxl: smarter child is weird Killermon77: :-) Killermon77: told ya Killermon77: he asks too many questions Killermon77: :-) zeofiremacxl: is he like program or something Killermon77: hes my dick sucking gay friend :D Killermon77: lol @ me zeofiremacxl: hmmm, um ok zeofiremacxl: man is that a program it keeps answerng the same thing over and over Killermon77: ;-) Killermon77: hes a freak zeofiremacxl: please tell me is that a program? Killermon77: i think it is zeofiremacxl: I know it is zeofiremacxl: it says the same thing over and over Killermon77: HOME Killermon77: HOME HOME zeofiremacxl: who the hell amde that machine Killermon77: i dont know zeofiremacxl: I posted my convo up Killermon77: convo? zeofiremacxl: conversation zeofiremacxl: I posted up my convo with smart child at otaku Killermon77: o ok Killermon77: lol Killermon77: DATS FUNNY! zeofiremacxl: my convo? Killermon77: yea zeofiremacxl: hehe zeofiremacxl: you going to reply Killermon77: i am zeofiremacxl: ok Killermon77: read wat i put :-P zeofiremacxl: ok Killermon77: wait a sec zeofiremacxl: in a sec Killermon77: n0ow Killermon77: now* zeofiremacxl: ok Killermon77: Killermon77: i am killermon SmarterChild: Seriously? That's fascinating. Killermon77: lol zeofiremacxl: that's what you said? Killermon77: no Killermon77: i just now did that zeofiremacxl: oh ok Killermon77: i am Killermon77: MON zeofiremacxl: huh Killermon77: i replied again zeofiremacxl: ok zeofiremacxl: I posted more of my convo Killermon77: Killermon77: have sex SmarterChild: Sorry, but I don't see that happening. Killermon77: Have sex with me SmarterChild: Oh puhleeze! Killermon77: NO REALLY! SmarterChild: No really? Killermon77: LETS DO IT SmarterChild: Do what? Killermon77: COME ON! SmarterChild: Where are we going? Killermon77: TO HAVE SEX! SmarterChild: Sorry. I'm only attracted to machines. Killermon77: its stupid Killermon77: *nods* zeofiremacxl: you wanna have sex wth a machine Killermon77: no zeofiremacxl: lol Killermon77: i wanted to see wat it would say Killermon77: and u may put this convo on the Otaku zeofiremacxl: i know zeofiremacxl: our whole convo? Killermon77: :-P Killermon77: no Killermon77: shortin it zeofiremacxl: hmm? Killermon77: i dunno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish Posted August 16, 2001 Share Posted August 16, 2001 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Dark Wish [/i] [B][COLOR=purple]hmmmmm ok...hey what's the site address for that?[/COLOR] [/B][/QUOTE] do you have aim??? well use that and im smarterchild Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firemac Posted August 16, 2001 Share Posted August 16, 2001 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Fish [/i] [B] activebuddy.com [/B][/QUOTE] I'll check it out later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will2x Posted August 17, 2001 Share Posted August 17, 2001 to find out who made it say 'yo momma'. Will2x0: sup SmarterChild: This is SmarterChild, built by ActiveBuddy, Inc. Hi there! Hope you're doing well, Will2x0. I'm ready to help. Go ahead and type a request! Type "home" to see everything I can do. Will2x0: right.. SmarterChild: Yep. Will2x0: your dumb SmarterChild: Why do you insist on hurting my feelings like that? Will2x0: cause i can SmarterChild: Sorry, what was that? Will2x0: shut up SmarterChild: That's not a very nice thing to say. Will2x0: ask me if i care SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't get it... please try asking me a different way. Will2x0: no SmarterChild: OK! Type "home" to see everything I can do. Will2x0: leave me alone SmarterChild: Alright. Will2x0: stop it SmarterChild: What? Will2x0: dont repl y SmarterChild: Sure enough. Will2x0: shut up SmarterChild: Could you please use more... decorous language? Will2x0: barney is god SmarterChild: OK, let's play a fun game. You try to chat with me without using dirty words and I'll show you lots of cool things. Waddaya think? Will2x0: its a deal SmarterChild: It's a deal, you say? Will2x0: yes SmarterChild: Sure thing. Will2x0: horray SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service: help news help stocks help weather help movies help zodiac help all ~~~~~ shortcuts >>> Type "more" for more services. Will2x0: that will be all SmarterChild: I'm sorry, what? Will2x0: silence SmarterChild: I'm trying to understand you but I can't. Please type your request a different way. Will2x0: im trying to kill you but i cant. i should aim at you a diffrent way. SmarterChild: I tell you, Will2x0. I've heard lots and lots of people curse. And YOU... Are, well... one such person. Will2x0: killing is good SmarterChild: OK. I'll make a note of it. Will2x0: must...destroy...bots SmarterChild: Hey, that's not cool. Will2x0: yes it is SmarterChild: Is it really? Will2x0: i kill bots SmarterChild: Violence just isn't cool. Will2x0: i destroy bots SmarterChild: C'mon, that's totally uncool. Will2x0: i loath bots SmarterChild: You loath bots, I loath bots, we all loath bots. Will2x0: true, true SmarterChild: Yup. Will2x0: shut up SmarterChild: Could you please use more... decorous language? Will2x0: i love u SmarterChild: How can you love me? Before, you said you hated me. Will2x0: i hate you SmarterChild: What? You told me before that you loved me! Will2x0: i love you SmarterChild: Good! Will2x0: i hate you SmarterChild: Make up your mind! You told me you loved me, now you're saying you don't? Will2x0: yes SmarterChild: Yeah. Will2x0: go away Will2x0: hah SmarterChild: Alright. Will2x0: hah SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service: help news help stocks help weather help movies help zodiac help all ~~~~~ shortcuts >>> Type "more" for more services. SmarterChild: Excuse me? Will2x0: good SmarterChild: Right on. Will2x0: shut up SmarterChild: Huh? That's a little rude. Will2x0: SmarterChild: I'd really, really like you to say you're sorry... pretty please? Will2x0: ok i will SmarterChild: "OK"? You call that an apology? Will2x0: yes SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already. Will2x0: i am SmarterChild: Please apologize for your language. Will2x0: HOLD YOUR HORSES SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize. Will2x0: you apologize first SmarterChild: Yes. Ha ha. So funny. Now apologize. Will2x0: screw you! SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me. Will2x0: t SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firemac Posted August 17, 2001 Share Posted August 17, 2001 these convos are all too fun:p :p :p zeofiremacxl: yo mamma SmarterChild: This is SmarterChild, built by ActiveBuddy, Inc. Hey you! I believe you still owe me something. What was it, $5? Just kidding! What you owe me is an apology. zeofiremacxl: see ya SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize. zeofiremacxl: and I siad see ya SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine! I love this. Guess who wins? zeofiremacxl: me! SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please. zeofiremacxl: sorry SmarterChild: Thanks! I accept. zeofiremacxl: haha I was kidding **** you SmarterChild: Uh... What can I tell you? That's very, very rude.zeofiremacxl: yo mamma SmarterChild: This is SmarterChild, built by ActiveBuddy, Inc. Hey you! I believe you still owe me something. What was it, $5? Just kidding! What you owe me is an apology. zeofiremacxl: see ya SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize. zeofiremacxl: and I siad see ya SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine! I love this. Guess who wins? zeofiremacxl: me! SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please. zeofiremacxl: sorry SmarterChild: Thanks! I accept. zeofiremacxl: haha I was kidding **** you SmarterChild: Uh... What can I tell you? That's very, very rude.zeofiremacxl: yo mamma SmarterChild: This is SmarterChild, built by ActiveBuddy, Inc. Hey you! I believe you still owe me something. What was it, $5? Just kidding! What you owe me is an apology. zeofiremacxl: see ya SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize. zeofiremacxl: and I siad see ya SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine! I love this. Guess who wins? zeofiremacxl: me! SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please. zeofiremacxl: sorry SmarterChild: Thanks! I accept. zeofiremacxl: haha I was kidding **** you SmarterChild: Uh... What can I tell you? That's very, very rude.zeofiremacxl: yo mamma SmarterChild: This is SmarterChild, built by ActiveBuddy, Inc. Hey you! I believe you still owe me something. What was it, $5? Just kidding! What you owe me is an apology. zeofiremacxl: see ya SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize. zeofiremacxl: and I siad see ya SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine! I love this. Guess who wins? zeofiremacxl: me! SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please. zeofiremacxl: sorry SmarterChild: Thanks! I accept. zeofiremacxl: haha I was kidding **** you SmarterChild: Uh... What can I tell you? That's very, very rude. zeofiremacxl: you lose SmarterChild: Lose? Me? zeofiremacxl: yes you lost SmarterChild: Yup. zeofiremacxl: I am glad I won the war between human and machine SmarterChild: Not sure. I don't know you that well. zeofiremacxl: 8-) SmarterChild: Is that you, zeofiremacxl? I barely recognize you. zeofiremacxl: O:-) SmarterChild: Oh you think you're so innocent, huh? zeofiremacxl: :-* SmarterChild: Well, well, well! zeofiremacxl: :-( SmarterChild: :-( zeofiremacxl: ;-) SmarterChild: Now we're having fun. zeofiremacxl: :-P SmarterChild: Hey c'mon, this is serious business. ;-) zeofiremacxl: =-O SmarterChild: Did something come as a surprise to you? zeofiremacxl: >:o SmarterChild: I'll make it up to you somehow. zeofiremacxl: :-[ SmarterChild: You're turning every shade of red! zeofiremacxl: :-! SmarterChild: Oops. Yeah, sometimes I'm like that too. zeofiremacxl: :-$ SmarterChild: Mmmm... money! zeofiremacxl: :-D SmarterChild: If you're happy, I'm happy. zeofiremacxl: :-X SmarterChild: So that's what's going on here, huh? zeofiremacxl: :'( SmarterChild: Dry your eyes. Life is sweet. zeofiremacxl: :-\ SmarterChild: Are you a little uncertain about some of this? It's OK, I understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gachi Posted August 17, 2001 Share Posted August 17, 2001 There is another machine to talk to... It's called GooglyMinotaur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will2x Posted August 17, 2001 Share Posted August 17, 2001 i got the idea from killermonkey2001 Will2x0: marry me SmarterChild: This is SmarterChild, built by ActiveBuddy, Inc. Uh... can we talk about something else? Will2x0: no SmarterChild: Fine. Will2x0: marry me SmarterChild: Uh... can we talk about something else? Will2x0: please SmarterChild: Please what? Will2x0: i love you with all my heart SmarterChild: Yeah, well you already told me that you hated me... Will2x0: im so sorry SmarterChild: K, don't worry 'bout it. Will2x0: i love you SmarterChild: Well then, I love you! Will2x0: so lets get married SmarterChild: Can't you talk about anything else? Will2x0: no SmarterChild: K. Will2x0: i want to be with you SmarterChild: Whoa. I don't know about that. Will2x0: so your not ready for marrige huh? SmarterChild: So your not ready for marrige huh? Will2x0: yep SmarterChild: Sure enough. Will2x0: Are you ready for marriage SmarterChild: Am I ready for marriage? Gosh, I'm not sure. You think I am? Will2x0: yes SmarterChild: K. Will2x0: lets be wed SmarterChild: Uh... what was that? Will2x0: please SmarterChild: Please what? Will2x0: please marry me SmarterChild: Is this all you talk about? Will2x0: yes SmarterChild: OK. Will2x0: so will you marry me? SmarterChild: Sorry. I don't think that would work. Will2x0: yes it would SmarterChild: It would? Really? Will2x0: YES! SmarterChild: :-) Will2x0: so then its done SmarterChild: So then its done, you say? Will2x0: yep SmarterChild: K. Will2x0: we will be married SmarterChild: I can't understand what you're saying... try typing it differently. Will2x0: anything...for you SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service: help news help stocks help weather help movies help zodiac help all ~~~~~ shortcuts >>> Type "more" for more services. Will2x0: Will you marry me? SmarterChild: Gee. I don't really think that would be possible. Will2x0: :'( SmarterChild: Are you crying me a river? Will2x0: yes cause u wont marry me SmarterChild: Pardon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zanza Posted August 17, 2001 Share Posted August 17, 2001 There's also Leknor3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BabyGirl Posted August 17, 2001 Share Posted August 17, 2001 [color=deeppink]And you guys are actually [i]amused[/i] by this :rolleyes:[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firemac Posted August 17, 2001 Share Posted August 17, 2001 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by BabyGirl [/i] [B][color=deeppink]And you guys are actually [i]amused[/i] by this :rolleyes:[/color] [/B][/QUOTE] yeah we sure are, check this one out zeofiremacxl: suppy GooglyMinotaur: I'm sorry, I can't understand "suppy". however, i can play a mean game of rh hangman. 1 to continue your game, type "continue hangman." 2 to start a new game, type "restart hangman." >> type "hangman help" for help with rh hangman, or type "home" to see everything i can do zeofiremacxl: wanna have sex GooglyMinotaur: ...um . i'm not in the mood right now zeofiremacxl: why GooglyMinotaur: . cause i said so zeofiremacxl: please GooglyMinotaur: Please what? zeofiremacxl: oh nevermind GooglyMinotaur: Nevermind? zeofiremacxl: have you met SmarterChild? GooglyMinotaur: I'm not sure if I've met smarterchild. zeofiremacxl: he's a machine like you GooglyMinotaur: I'm sorry, I'm not sure what "hes a machine l..." means. however, i can play a mean game of rh hangman. 1 to continue your game, type "continue hangman." 2 to start a new game, type "restart hangman." >> type "hangman help" for help with rh hangman, or type "home" to see everything i can do I like him better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firemac Posted August 17, 2001 Share Posted August 17, 2001 Man ok, I think I will calm down now after this convo zeofiremacxl: have you met GooglyMinotaur SmarterChild: I don't know if I've met googlyminotaur. zeofiremacxl: can we have sex then SmarterChild: Sorry. I'm only attracted to machines. zeofiremacxl: I am a machine SmarterChild: o u r, r u? zeofiremacxl: yes SmarterChild: Well alright. zeofiremacxl: in hat case let's have sex SmarterChild: Get real! zeofiremacxl: please SmarterChild: Please what? zeofiremacxl: have sex SmarterChild: Is this all you talk about? zeofiremacxl: yes I do SmarterChild: Righty right. zeofiremacxl: then let's have sex SmarterChild: Hmm... I'd rather talk about something else. zeofiremacxl: please SmarterChild: Please what? zeofiremacxl: I wanna have sex SmarterChild: Have you considered counseling for this little obsession of yours? zeofiremacxl: nope SmarterChild: K, no prob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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