ZF SSA Goten Posted October 7, 2001 Share Posted October 7, 2001 Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far? The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name. [b]If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?[/b] ;) Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too. As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ***? No. Damn! I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking? You with those curves, and me with no brakes ... Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track. Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet. Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me? Wow! Are those real? If you stood infront of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world. Most people like to watch the (i.e. World Cup, Stanley Cup, Superbowl, NBA playoffs, etc..) cuz it only happens once a year/every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime. Did it hurt? (What?) When you fell from heaven ... Did it hurt? Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day! Cold out isn't it? (staring at breasts) Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants. Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! Well in that case, D'ya wanna do lunch? Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself. If I let you suck on my tongue would you be greatful? True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place. Nice Shoes. Wanna ****? Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before? Screw me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you? Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Pocahontus? Hey babe, how about a pizza and some sex? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, you don't like pizza? I'm going to have sex with you tonight no matter what so you might as well be there. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? Can I flirt with you? I admit, I'm kind of a geek by day... But a sex machine by night! You have been very naughty! Go to my room! Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you? If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you. Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met. Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance? Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me. Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I? Be unique and different, say yes. You make me so nervous and flustered, I've completely forgotten my standard pick-up line. I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours? What is a slutty girl like you doing in a classy place like this? OOPS! I mean, what is nice girl like you doing in a dump like this? (Phew) Hi, my name's {name}. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later tonight! My name is {name}, but you can call me anything at all. Just call me. He: Excuse me, want to dance? She: No. He: Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants! He : Hey Baby ... Wanna dance? She : No. He : Oh, C'mon! Lower you're standards a little. I did... He : Hey, Stop! She : What? He : You're undressing me with your eyes... I know you're doing it. STOP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Mystical Pan~ Posted October 7, 2001 Share Posted October 7, 2001 I hope no guy here uses those pick up lines..lol Those are CORNY and you'd get slapped if you say half of them! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZF SSA Goten Posted October 7, 2001 Author Share Posted October 7, 2001 well, my friend who e-mailed me those lives from the bronx. take that as you will... :wigout: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Mystical Pan~ Posted October 7, 2001 Share Posted October 7, 2001 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by ZF SSA Goten [/i] [B]well, my friend who e-mailed me those lives from the bronx. take that as you will... :wigout: [/B][/QUOTE] ack! nevermind then! lol :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Posted October 7, 2001 Share Posted October 7, 2001 ROFLMFAO!! Those are funny! [QUOTE]If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question? [/QUOTE] ..Sheer Brilliance... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Mystical Pan~ Posted October 7, 2001 Share Posted October 7, 2001 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Final_Flash [/i] [B]ROFLMFAO!! Those are funny! ..Sheer Brilliance... :D [/B][/QUOTE] you would say that wouldn't ya? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Saiya-jin Posted October 7, 2001 Share Posted October 7, 2001 Here some more that I have actually heard.......pathetic ain't it.... Do you got black in you No Want some??? Were your parent's theives, cuz they stole the stars and put em in you eyes ***Spanish one...k Tu nombre es Santa Barbara Santa por adelante y Barbara por detra suck me baby Do you go to church...you look heavenly You are made for sex Wanna ride the Love Train... How many licks does it take to get to the center of your Tootsie Roll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Mystical Pan~ Posted October 7, 2001 Share Posted October 7, 2001 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Lady Saiya-jin [/i] [B]Here some more that I have actually heard.......pathetic ain't it.... Do you got black in you No Want some??? Were your parent's theives, cuz they stole the stars and put em in you eyes ***Spanish one...k Tu nombre es Santa Barbara Santa por adelante y Barbara por detra suck me baby Do you go to church...you look heavenly You are made for sex Wanna ride the Love Train... How many licks does it take to get to the center of your Tootsie Roll [/B][/QUOTE] THOSE WERE FUNNY...especially the spanish one. :D lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted October 7, 2001 Share Posted October 7, 2001 rotflmao!! those are good!:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will2x Posted October 7, 2001 Share Posted October 7, 2001 u dont need pick up lines if your semi-hot and you ask a ugly desperate girl out, shell melt jus like chocolike if you do, trust me if your a guy indeed of a girl, any your pretty good lookin then try this, no sweat at all, no lack of confidence like youd get if u went up to a hot girl like britney spears or beyonce' youll feel tottaly calm, cause if they say no its not like ull care, there ugly and you have a 80% chance of getting with them. ugly/desperation they mix well. but if u have to use any thing at all, tell em there pretty thatll get em wrapped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*GaLxY-GiRl* Posted October 7, 2001 Share Posted October 7, 2001 [COLOR=red]I've had this one used on me more than once....:laugh: "Are those space pants? Cuz your @$$ is out-of-this-world....." Pretty corny, huh?!:D[/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Mystical Pan~ Posted October 7, 2001 Share Posted October 7, 2001 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by *GaLxY-GiRl* [/i] [B][COLOR=red]I've had this one used on me more than once....:laugh: "Are those space pants? Cuz your @$$ is out-of-this-world....." Pretty corny, huh?!:D[/COLOR] [/B][/QUOTE] :laugh: Haven't heard of that one! lol :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittie Posted October 7, 2001 Share Posted October 7, 2001 i [b] hate[/b] this one: Do you have a boyfriend? No Looking for a friend? :flaming: i was afraid to come up to you! thought you're body guards would come out! ??? because you look just like a movie star! :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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