Writing Alright seriouse this time: I need advise on this school report.

[Kyo no Ryu]

OK my class had to take one of 6 subjects our teachers gave us and write a report. It will be redone on computer and printed and stuck on index cards so they must be short. Here goes, How to take care of Plants
PS: It must have at least 6 prepositional phrases.

The most important thing to remember about plants is water them daily. Do not overwater them. Dont forget to pull all the nearby weeds. Also keep them sheltered yet give them lots of sunlight. DO NOT TOUCH THEM! Do not overdue the pesticides. If you taunt them with fire or insult tem you will hurt their feelings. The last thing you want is a crying plant. Once it is done growing check to see if its poisonouse or not. If it is then by all meens EAT IT.

[Lady Asphyxia]

[size=1]Gah. At the moment, I'm wallowing in a deep pit of shame; I can't actually [i]remember[/i] what a Prepositional Phrase is. So, until I manage to dig my books up, I'll just do some basics, and if I accidentally change a Prep. Phrase, I'll edit.

The most important thing to remember about plants is[color=red][You should probably have a colon (I think!) here so that the reader pauses][/color] water them daily. Do not overwater them. Don[color=red]'[/color]t forget to pull [color=red]out[/color] all the nearby weeds. Also keep them sheltered[color=red],[/color] yet give them lots of sunlight. DO NOT TOUCH THEM! Do not [color=red]overdo[/color] the pesticides. If you taunt them with fire or insult tem you will hurt their feelings. The last thing you want is a crying plant. Once it is done growing[color=red],[/color] check to see if it[color=red]'[/color]s [color=red]poisonous[/color] or not. If it is then by all [color=red]means[/color] EAT IT.

Heh. The bit at the made me laugh. ^.^ It sounds exactly like my friend.

Cheers.[/size]

[Kyo no Ryu]

Heh. The bit at the [color=red]end[/color] made me laugh.

Thanks for your help.

[Baron Samedi]

Those seem quite good. But would you tell me exactly what Prepositional Phrases are? I might try one and you can see if you like it...

[Kyo no Ryu]

I think I have 6 so Im not worried about that. A PP is where there is a preposition and an object of prepositon, sometimets a modifier. If there is a preposition there is a phrase.

[Baron Samedi]

Ok.... I don't get it. By the way, silowetta might be silhouette? Is that what you mean?

[Kyo no Ryu]

no no, in th song he ads an "uh" at the end "sillouetta" but thats offtopic.