Barbie Dolls

[Jaganshi]

Almost evry little girl has played with Barbie.Some have blown her up or had her make out with her brothers G.I. Joe doll.Some people even make little plays or skits with their Barbies.Well me me and Barbie had some good times when I was little and sometimes I wouldn't talk to her for days.But my most memorible account with Barbie was when she and Ken went to divorce court.There is a story behind that.

[flashback]
I was two and Ken had just called Barbie a b*tch and in return she called him a b*stard and told him to get the hell out of her house.Ken then took her to divorce court.
Mommy came home and watched my little playtime charde.She was not at all happy.She asked my aunt where I had that.My aunt replyed with an "I dont know".But mommy knew where i had.
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::coughcough::aunt::coughcough::
Well now that've told my story I want you to tell me yours.What horrific things did you do with Barbie?

[Queen Asuka]

[color=hotpink][size=1]Well, me and my sisters had to be the most creative children ever because we could make our Barbies do and be anything. We would gather in my room and make a little area for them, and use lots of little objects for them to have in their "home." We never had Ken dolls, so the uglier Barbies were always the males. We ALWAYS had a love triangle going on...

Did I also mention that we liked for our Barbies to make out and well...*shuts up*

We were demented little kids![/color][/size]

[Chichiri's Girl]

Um well once when I lived in Geremany my friend was over and well....we trew a naked ken doll out the window. Well *technically* we didn't [i]throw[/i] him. We had this string tied around him. My parents weren't too happy wheen they had to pull him back in after he slid down our roof.(you see part of my wall slanted and there was a window in it and well you get the picture.) Of course then there were all the love triangles in any of my games actually. And when one of my friends came over(a different one) I had this Rapunzel barbie and this old ken doll and well, lets put it this way, they went [i]all[/i] the way.

[Semjaza]

Well I had a sister... so there were Barbies. Most of the time I just did very bad things to them. That and those terrible Russ Trolls. They sure melt fast.

Anyway, most of my time was spent bending Barbie's backwards into a sled shape. Then I'd have my other toys ride them down the stairs.

I remember putting the boots on my fingers and pretending they were walking around too. That's when I felt like being nice, I guess.

Barbies were pretty cool, but nothing beats Malibu Stacy.

[Spuffy]

I had two identical ken twins And I would save there hair of. When I was realy mad at a friend I would pretent one of my bardies was them and have the bardie do stuped things.

[Xai]

[color=crimson]Even though I was really tomboyish when I was little, I still played with Barbie dolls.

I used to take all of their clothes off and dress them in toilet paper. o_O I also had one of those Barbie Corvette things and I'd put one doll in the car and run over the others.

And I always made them kiss... and um.. do other [i]things[/i]. lol[/color]

[Fyxe]

[SIZE=1][COLOR=darkblue]Yeah.... good times. :naughty: I had alot of make-out sessions. I've done soooo many things. Once I put one in the microwave... amazing how fast they melt... awful smell though. Once I threw one in the road and just atched it get hit by cars, she sure did have a flat head after that.... and no body parts. Once I gave some of them a make over, hair cut, lip stick... everything. I still have that one somewhere... butt ugly though and it's probably one of the very few that survived my grasp. Another time we had those sparklers and I burned one barbies hair. I pretty much just experimented with them. Lol. Once I did "surgery" and... well, you don't want to know what happened to that one.
So I did some pretty odd and different things to them. Blowing them up was my favorite pass time. Lol. :p[/COLOR][/SIZE]

[KittyLynn]

[SIZE=1][COLOR=dodgerblue]Heehhehee, Barbies were my favourite. Me and Barbie go way back and we have had quite the time growing up. I liked to paint them and make them look really weird. When I was little I had a fascination with weddings and I used to always put on the "play" of Barbie and Ken's wedding. I also tried to drown them and see how far you could bend their legs and arms before they snapped. But I wasn't so bad, I used to be a really girlie little girl. so I used to like my Barbies and they're awesome clothes. ..Hmm..I wonder where they all are.

-Kitty[/COLOR][/SIZE]

[Guest semaj]

Barbie? I never played with Barbie, it, who are I for the girls, an individual not a girl. I really played in the past with my sister. He was not then diverson, as I waited...

[Kanariya]

Ah Barbies, such wonderful memories. :)

With my barbies, I would make a girl and a boy married and you know the rest.
But here's the weird thing. Once I made the barbie have a baby, the baby grew up and killed her family. Yes she turned into a sniper and then was dragged down to hell by my freaky looking teddy bear.
Also, I'd color their faces with gel pens and they are all dead in the dumps at the moment. It wasn't pleasant; they looked like Chuckie.
Last thing, they used to be my best friend. I pushed them on the swing, put them in a stroller, had tea, tried to stuff peas in the baby's mouth saying, "VEGGIES ARE GOOD FOR YOU!" and just throw them into the wall and make dents. Well I guess being a best friend doesn't mean to just throw them into a wall.
*Flashback*
DIE BARBIE!!!! YOU RAN AWAY FROM ME!!!! *throws into wall* AH THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!!!!
*End Flashback*
Of course I lost it, but I thought otherwise for some reason.

[instantramen14]

[color=red] Barbies.... I remember those things! I would always break them, give them 'haircuts', throw them in the swiming pool so they could 'swim' and alot of other things. I had a bunch of accessories like, a boom box and a tea service. :) I would always have little skits and make the pretty barbie with the hair extesions be the 'queen' and so on. I wasnt that bad to my barbies. Im much more evil now :evil smile: [/color]

[Sere Tuscumbia]

[size=1]I was actually really nice to my Barbies. O_o;; Ok, so I had one of those Barbie corvettes, and so I would run over the Barbies and make the Corvette flip over and so my Doctor Barbie would have to fix them all up but I really never [I]wanted[/I] to put my Barbies through torture. O_o;; I did have them in a concentration camp one time, and so they had to live off of sunscreen. o_o;; And they had to get tattoos because they were in some weird foreign tribe . . .

Oh, and some of them were slaves. o_O;; And my poor Barbies (and Kens). There were (and still are) only two guys my little colony, so no one ever had any chance of getting married.

I did inventive things like tie a string to my fan and tie Barbie to the string and then pretend it was a swing (and laugh like a maniac when Barbie went flying off). And I had built them a zip line once.

Wow. Am I the only person who still has (and takes good care of) their Barbies?

¬¬;; Yes, I'm sixteen and I still play with Barbies. Shut up, its fun.

--Sere[/size]

[Baron Samedi]

I never had any Barbies -.- But whenever I went over to a friend of mine's place, we used to play with them. Fun. Sometimes things got a little steamy, hey? hehehe. But aside from that, the worst thing I've ever done to one was make it be kicked by a toy horse and 'fly' over the room. Or when I swang them around by the hair....


I also had spiderman figures. I would throw them over the powerlines, and watch them land. Sadly, they didn't last long.

I wish I had a van to run them over with. lol

[ChibiHorsewoman]

[COLOR=purple]Well, I have a younger brother and Do I ever have Barbie stories. Gods, I could write a book on it, but I won't. I'll just give little snippets. My mom didn't like me to let my Barbies swim in the bathtub so when I decided to have a 'BArbie beach party' I'd rip off their heads and have them 'swim' in my brother's room with its blue carpte. Also, they'd get into fights with my brother's ninja turtles and beat up those five inch G.I.Joes. Then Ken got tired of only having a swimsuit to wear and began stealing BArbie' clothes and became a drag queen. The best story tho is the time my friend and I decided that one Barbie hated the barbie and tried to run her over with a pink jeep. But then the attacked Barbie called on Rainbow Brite and the Color kids. It was a trip and everyone ended up in therapy with the Ninja Turtles as Psychologists. Okay well I think I just dated myself here. Not to mention commited myself![/COLOR]

[COLOR=crimson]Meddle not in the affairs of dragons for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup[/COLOR]

[COLOR=limegreen]Meddle not in the affairs of Sesshomaru sama for thou art human and taste good with wasabi[/COLOR]

[BabyGirl]

[color=deeppink]Obviously some of you were sadistic little children.

I always tried to keep my Barbies in mint condition, I would never have thought about melting them or running them over...o_o. They were my sacred posessions!

When I was in 7th-8th grade, playing with Barbies made a comeback. My friends and I constructed an entire house out of my window seats in my room, using everything we could find as furniture and such.

This friend of mine was a bit eccentric and always loved making up love triangles, sex plots, and making at least on Barbie a lesbian. We had some strange middle school days >_>[/color]

[Queen Asuka]

[color=hotpink][size=1]I have no idea how many Barbies were lost and mutilated due to the dogs we've always had my entire life. Finding a Barbie chewed up was one of the worst scenarios ever. Of course, my mother always found it humorous.

(Oh, it's 11:11. Neato. ^_^)

And I loved to make my Barbies go swimming as mermaids. Mermaids are the best!

AND, there was a Barbie named after me. It was the Generation Girl Barbie, named Tori, and she had long blonde hair and was a skater chic. How awesome was that? ^_^

And I still go and look at Barbies everytime I go to Wal-Mart. The Swan Lake Barbies are GORGEOUS! I want both Barbie and Teresa. And I want to BirthStone Barbie, because the Emerald one is just darling. ^_^[/color][/size]

[Angelus_Necare]

A lot of these stories of what we did to our barbies just goes to show why we're well bred upstanding adults today...

I had barbies, about six or seven I guess, my one and only Ken Doll was decapitated by my brother and thrown at a moving truck, just because he and his friends thought it was funny.

I also had the bendable ballerina barbie wich adds to My young demented mind and I think you can run with it from there.

I think I was about Eleven when I stopped playing with barbies though, the rest found their home with my younger cousin who collects them.

[Queen Asuka]

[color=hotpink][size=1]I just thought I'd quote this all for you, since it's pretty funny:

[b]""G'day, mate!" says Tori to her friend Barbie. They're classmates at an international high school in New York City and two of the five members of the Generation Girls. Tori is from Australia, and she's a champion snowboarder who comes with her own snowboard, a helmet, snowboarding boots, a trophy, and a CD player with headphones so she can listen to her favorite songs on the slopes. For snowboarding, Tori wears a long-sleeved white knit top, yellow nylon pants, and light blue athletic shoes. When she's not snowboarding, she has a long black jumper with sparkly accents to wear with her white top. Streaked with pale blue highlights, her platinum-blonde crimped hair is styled in two ponytails that flow past her waist. To complete her off-the-slopes look, Tori carries a black purse and wears black nail polish, silver bracelets, and a silver necklace with tiny dice. "[/b]

Heh, how cool is that? I'm an Australian Barbie. ^_^[/color][/size]

[KarmaOfChaos]

[color=deeppink]
Heh, I'm with BabyGirl. The barbies are (and still are) to be kept out of harm's way. Once, my friend brushed one of my barbies' hair so hard the head came off, and I was [i]so[/i] upset. I kicked her out of my house, slammed the door in her face, and didn't speak to her for a week.

Perhaps this was why I had no friends in elementary school? Or maybe I was just antisocial...

Anyway, yea. I'll go in the attic (my barbie doll haven) and mess around with them from time to time. You're never too old to play, never ever. And I hate the stereotype that Barbie has, being preppy. She can be just as goth as me, because I am portraying her how I please. ^-~

So, yea. I've never mutilated my barbies. Ever. T'would be sacrilege. And I have so many of them...my attic doesn't have room for anything else. ^^;;

Yay for barbies.

-Karma
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[ChibiHorsewoman]

[COLOR=purple]Well, I can atleast say I never roasted a Barbie on the grill like in that video for Black Hole Sun. (tho sometimes I wish I did:devil:) I gave up playing barbie when I was 13 and donated them to the nursery at my parent's church. Along with my Rainbow bright dolls. I can't wait till I have kids tho ( I want a girl or 2) so I can go through the whole Barbie thing again and scare my husband by saying I shrunk my shoes *holds up Barbie shoes* I want to be young again![/COLOR] :angel:

[COLOR=deeppink]IN endlessly repeating time, We know why we are living, We go through the nighttime laughing. Both of us are mourning, yet we walk on-Every HEart[/COLOR]

[Sere Tuscumbia]

[size=1]O__O They have Gemstone Barbies?! . . . must resist urge to go out and buy pretty Barbies!!!

Yeah, I was really nice to my Barbies. I still play with them frequently, because I have a container underneath my bed and I can keep them there, so I have all of my Barbies underneath my bed and ready to be played with. *shrug* What can I say, Barbies are just fun to play with. Most of the time all I'll do is change their clothes and change their hair styles because I have an Aladdin (Ken doll) and his head pops off anytime I try to do anything with him, and so I tend to be careful with my Barbies, but I've never cut their hair (because it can't grow back! It would be horrible to cut off my Barbie's hair!) and most of them are in good shape.

I even still have my very first Barbie. I got it when I "graduated" from Pre-School, and it was the first "Totally Hair Barbie". And I even still have her dress. O_o;;

Does that make me a dated child?

--Sere[/size]

[Jaganshi]

Well aren't we all quite messed up?
I still have barbies,they're in a tub in my closet with all their little stuffies.^_^ I still play with from time to time.And almost all my barbies are lesbians.
One of my most recent barbie adventures ended up with her shoved into my locker at school beneath all my textbooks.What I did was I made a nose out of brown yarn and put her in a cheerleader outfit.Then I taped her up in my locker.I took her down because almost all the guys in my grade would come over and lift up her skirt or the little piece of fabric that was called a skirt.
That doll is now at my grandmas house with 3 inch screws in her eyes. teehee
I've never melted a barbie.I've set their hair on fire and gvae them "make overs" with gell pens and skissors.But never the way of the microwave have they ventured.
My gandma (who is 55 )collects barbie dolls.And in her current she has left them all to me.Because she says I wont sell them.I wont sell them they will just be horrible mutilated.You know all this talk of barbie dolls make me want to go play with them.
*scampers off to bedroom to play with barbie and her many clones*
Oh and one more thing.I don't belive that stacey and skipper and kelly are her sisters.They have to be her daughters.
(fun fact:A barbie comercial just came on.)

[ChibiHorsewoman]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Sere Tuscumbia [/i]
[B][size=1]

Does that make me a dated child?

--Sere[/size] [/B][/QUOTE]

Only if you remember when Carebears, Strawberry Shortcake, and Ninja Turtles first came out

I once gave my Midge doll a mullet and buried her in the backyard at my grandparents house. I dug her up the next week and she was soo grody I threw her in the washing machine.

Also, I had a California Dreaming Barbie which came with a Beach Boys RECORD!! (how dated am I?)

I do want this one Magic something-or-other Barbie that comes with a caldrin. My husband and I think this is extremely funny since now it seems like Barbie wants to be a Priestess along with everything else! I can't seem to find it down here tho and I looked in K*mart, K.B.Toys and the PX/AAFES must be they don't want Wicca Barbie. My question is tho, now that they have this barbie, where's Satanic Barbie and Catholic Barbie?

[COLOR=teal]The last time I mixed Barbies with Ninja Turtles, someone got eatted[/COLOR]

[Baron Samedi]

[quote][i]originally posted by Queen Asuka[/i]

Heh, how cool is that? I'm an Australian Barbie. ^_^[/quote]

James will be pleased.

*runs off*

[scrmngfangrl]

Um well once when I lived in Geremany my friend was over and well....we trew a naked ken doll out the window. Well *technically* we didn't throw him. We had this string tied around him.

...chick, you can't be serious!!! i did that when i was in germany!!! except with all our barbies, and they would fly,and sometimes get caught in the bushes below the balcony.
we made clothes for them with everything we got our hands on. silly putty, leaves, foil, coloured plastic wrapping...we once had a house for them, but it got destroyed, and so we used books and the lockers from the school sets, and a bunch of other crap.
mostly they were magical girls or stars from a porno((not really, but it seemed like that...crap, that was explicite stuff going on then ^ ^;))
sometimes my brother would play with us, he would be the baby barbie that drove around running people over till everyone had died, then he went off to his mansion. around then we got sick of him an he left to do other things.