Trigun 11 Posted November 8, 2003 Share Posted November 8, 2003 THINGS YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO SAY AT WORK BUT DON'T SAY. 1. I can see your point, but I still think your full of it. 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 5. I'm really easy to get along with once, you people learn to worship me. 6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. 7. I'm out of mind, but feel free to leave a message. 8. I don't work here, I'm a consultant. 9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying. 10. Ahh....I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again... 11. I like you. You remind me of when of when I was young and stupid. 12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 13. I have plenty of talent and vision, I just don't give a damn. 14. I'm already visualizing duct tape over your mouth. 15. I will always cherish the inital misconseptions I had about you. 16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of veiw. 17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist. 18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purly coincidental. 19. What am I? Flypaper for idots??? 20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. 21. And your cry-baby whiny-arse opinion would be...? 22. Do I look like a people person? 23. This isn't an office, it's hell with fluorescent lighting. 24. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left. 25. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. 26. If I throw a stick, will you leave? 27. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. 28. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. 29. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. 30. A cubicle is just a padded room without a door. 31.Can I trade this job forwhat's behind door #1? 32. Too many freaks, not enough circuses. 33. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? 34. CHAOS, PANIC, and DISORDER- my work here is done. 35. How do I set a laser pointer to stun? 36. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks My Aunt sent me these in a email. THought I might share 'em with you. I use 7,10, and 14 with the guys at school. It works like a charm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Semjaza Posted November 8, 2003 Share Posted November 8, 2003 [COLOR=royalblue]Teehee... e-mail forwards!! ^^[/COLOR] I really don't think this is something that will result in any decent conversation here, so I'll be closing it. Sorry, my friend. I also fixed the title. Please don't use caps in a title because it's FREAKING OBNOXIOUS. See? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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