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Just come up with the lamest ones you can think of. Here's a few of mine-Q.What do you call yourself when you have Sailor Moon, Tuxedo mask, and Sailor Chibi Moon in your garage and the auto matic car starter in your hand?
A.Lucky
Q.How Many Tuxedo Kamen Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?
A.One he holds onto the the lightbulb and waits for the senshi to do the real work

Q.How can you tell if Queen Beryl is thinking about Prince Endymion
A.If she's still breathing

What's pink, red, white, yellow, sugary, and goes 200mph round and round
Super Sailor Chibi Moon in a blender

What's pink, and yellow and orange, and pink and yellow and orange and pink and yellow and orange...and oh yeah, would never happen?
Usagi and CHibi Usa fighting over a carrot
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heheh yes bashing Mamoru is SO much fun....

Q: How do you know Tuxcedo Kamen is not pulling any of the weight?

A: The man attcks with freakin tops, canes, and roses people. Tops, roses and canes!

Q: You know Mamoru is a player who will make out with anyone when....

a: He does it with his own daughter. Yeh new body my a**. That's so wrong....

Q: what's black, white, and red all over?

A: Tuxcedo Kamen gettin beat up by a bon bon baby. Now that's just sad...I can't say anymore because now I just pity him....

If course now I pity you for having to listen to that. Seriously man they were bad but I think have one more! Never mind I think i'll spar you the pain....
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