If you were turned into an action figure

[ChibiHorsewoman]

[color=violet]What would you look like and what accessories would you come with? Oh and what would you be called as well?
As for myself I'd be Chibi the anime crazed Horsewoman:
I'd come as an 11.5 inch doll which could beat up any Barbie. I'd have light brown hair with blonde highlights and so on.(basically a much shorter version of myself:laugh: )
My outfit would be boot cut jeans and a t-shirt with a horse and some sneakers and half chaps. The accessories would be a professional looking riding habit (tan breeches, black dress boots, navy jacket and white blouse) I'd also come with a helmet and Timely the Key-chain Eating Standardbred mare. Along with tack.
Bright purple Ford Explorer a.k.a. the DUOMOBILE and Domino, the Kleenex eatting Neko sold separately.
[b]EDIT[/b]-upon reflection, I decided I needed something bigger.[/color]

[Baron Samedi]

[strike] I'd be a nude-model barbie[/strike].....

Uuh. Failing that, I'd be Venom from spiderman... but I'd have another monster head instead of my left hand, a green tongue, and a monkey tail. And they'd call me... No. I don't want to be venom anymore...

I want to be a Transformer! I turn from a...Tiger into a big-*** robot with massive weapons and stuff. lol.

And they'd call me. [b]The Baronator[/b]

And I'd whoop nude-barbies ***. lol.

I'd come with optional nucelar attatchment, removable napalm rockets, and real heat-seeking missiles [Scare your cat!!].

Hhhmmm. The good Ol days.

[Brasil]

If I was an action figure...now this is a fun and interesting "what would you be" topic.

My action figure would be an action doll.

It would encompass the ideals of an action figure, but would be plushie.

I suppose, the very first, and certainly most important feature...KARATE CHOP ACTION. An action figure is useless without karate chop action, as we all know.

My action plushie would have a speaking module in it, with familiar phrases like "We are Marxist Pythonians," "'Viva la Cinnaminsonia!'," "Come to the Dark Side and we can rule New Jersey together," "I'm naked under this blanket."

I wouldn't have too many abilities. Probably some basic martial arts (I'd be a monk), a life-sized pen as my staff, a hyperadvanced halo around my head, and Rocky Balboa trunks as my undergarment.

So, PT would be a Python Plushie, estimated retail value, 15 dollars; actual production cost, 2.50; comes with user's manual and guide, along with a mental anguish warranty of 2 years. Anything I'm missing...ah!

If you buy the Deluxe Python Plushie (35 dollars), you get in the special leather-bound case:

The complete 3 volume Marxist Pythonian Manifesto, rich with Cinnaminsonian history and Marxist Pythonian Lore, entitled Flying Circuses.

Your very own Marxist Pythonian Training guide, with the four skill trees marked so you can chart your progress into Marxist Pythonianism.

And to top it all off, a signed poster of the founding fathers of Cinnaminsonia (Matt, Alex, Scott, Chris, and Paul), and [i]for a limited time only[/i] a signed headshot from the founder of the Marxist Pythonian Academy himself, Alex.

Everyone will want a Python Plushie, I hope...lol.

:D



Suitable answer?

[Kanariya]

If I was an action figure...

I'd be named my regular name Alex who kicks butt of stuffed animals or cute things.
I would ahev short brown, gold tinted hair down to my shoulders with mini scrunchie. Dark green eyes.
I'd wear jeans and a t-shirt that says, "Damn You All" with Stuey from Family Guy on it. Courtesy from Hot Topic. Of course, tennis shoes if the owner doesn't loose it.
I'd carry a BB Gun on the side too. Have to have a weapon.

The thing is, I am no ordinary doll. I'm an evil doll, see I'm a better looking version of one of Chuckie's cousins. Ha.

[Charles]

First of all, my action figure would break the conventional rule that applies to all action figures: it would actually have a crotch--and it would be one of the moveable parts. Maybe a pair of AA batteries could make it vibrate. Ah, it would be the zenith of action figures; I could literally play with myself. What fun!

Hey girls, keep your Barbies locked away. This guy has one sizeable advantage over Ken.

Try to market [i]that[/i]!

Breaking American tradition yet again, it would be painted with a palette greater than three colors. We're not talking meticulous McFarlene-like detail. Something in the range of six colors would be nice though.

This bad boy would come equipped with a large, green and pink pimp hat. Its feather would be removable because its dual purpose makes it quite a useful sword as well--similar to the pimping cane (not to be confused with something as silly as a mod rod).

But wait! There's morel!

"Charles in My Pocket" (Yes, that's my toy's name) would be wrapped in leather chaps and a flamboyant shirt. The puffy pirate type. He would only wear one glove on the "ban hand."

Attached to his leg would be the SPAM lasso. It's a very useful accessory. Charles in My Pocket not only uses it to round up spammers, but also to hang himself when he notices new religious topics garnering mass replies. Furthermore, reminiscent to that of a religious statue, his eyes will bleed when someone uploads an erroneous image.

Lastly, a small plushie would be included. A small firecracker would be attached to it so that Charles in My Pocket could fully express his complete hatred of those things.

Not included is the OtakuBoards playset. It comes complete with instructions labeled "OtakuBoards Information Center." Heck, there's even a couch various OtakuBoards action figures can use when complaining about how ugly they are in the picture forum!

You could also purchase little trolls. They would have pull-strings and say things like:

"That's so gay" or "Ur retarded" or even "WTF! This isn't fair!"

The vat of acid included with the OtakuBoards playset would be most useful...

Quite a bargain, I'd say.

[Sara]

[FONT=arial][color=336600]Naturally, there would be many different "versions" of the [b]Sara[/b] doll/action figure/what have you, including OtakuBoards Sara (with a retired "Cera" version rumored to have been manufactured up to a year ago) and a bizarre "Tangerine Ranger" version, which no one here woud understand except Carr.

So for now we'll stick with the "Drama Gal" incarnation of everyone's favorite Super...moderator...ess. Yeah.

Ahem. This product would be based on Sara's non-internet pastimes, including reading, drawing, and the like. (Perhaps more accurately titled "Fine Arts Sara," but since when have toy names been accurate?)

The body would be reminiscent of those drawing manikins available at your local arts and crafts store. She would come with a canvas bag/backpack which would house her various accessories, including:

[list]
[*]Dictionary
[*]Notebook and sketchbook, both half-filled with stories, ramblings, and scribbles
[*]Various pens and pencils
[*]Her latest reading material
[*]A script for a play (or musical)
[*]Several broken watches
[*]A tin of Altoids
[*]And, of course, [b]Ninja Leaves of Death[/b] (Some shuriken-esque pieces of metal cleverly disguised as semi-innocuous-looking leaves)
[/list]

She would have a regular-sized (that is, about her own height) calligraphy-esque pen, which she would be able to fly on, much as more mundane witches use brooms. (Merchandise cannot actually fly, although the commercials would do their darnedest to convince you otherwise.)

Naturally, there would also be a cute sidekick creature. Possibly a small, hyperactive blue raccoon. Possibly a silent flying with paintbrushlike ears and tail, and possibly a strange creature called a nother, which actually looks like the former except more aquatic.

This model would also be available (for a limited time) with clarinet and some sheet music.

The canvas bag would have an extra strap which can easily (or not so easily, depending on your level of accessory expertise) be converted to a stylish belt capable of holding any number of nifty gadgets, including pens, pencils, etc.

Details on the outfit itself are still sketchy (ha!) at this time, but we'll keep you filled in. [/color][/FONT]

[Heaven's Cloud]

[color=indigo]Obviously there have been many Heaven?s Cloud action figures over the years, and they have long been a staple Christmas gift for the mentally disturbed. This year TynaCorp?s Heaven?s Cloud action figure has undergone some radical changes.

Obviously, the most innovative aspect of the Heaven?s Cloud action figure has been its inflatable ego. This year the mechanism has been redesigned. Instead of having a plastic tube located in the groin area that was operated in similar fashion to a balloon, this year the ego is inflated by pulling up on a lever located in the groin region. Give it a jerk and watch the ego inflates!

This year TynaCorp will release three models of the inflatable ego Heaven?s Cloud doll. Roller skating pimp HC will be equipped with a pair of Day-Glo Rollerblades that actually roll. Obviously no roller skating pimp would be complete without traditional bottle of penicillin shoved down the crotch of his too-tight striped pants.

Wall Street HC if the perfect gift for any ulcer aspiring youngster; flip open the black attaché case to reveal a piece of a mirror and a gram of coke stuffed amongst various court summons. Using a modified version of the "Kung-Fu action motion" Wall Street HC can actually commit sucide with his razor blade accessories when his work becomes overbearing (fake blood sold seperately).

And the new Heaven?s Cloud for President Doll comes with several vague campaign slogan bumper stickers and a crippling addiction for Malibu Stacy dolls. Contribute to your action figures campaign fund by sticking change in the slot in HC?s back, don?t worry about your action figure becoming cluttered by change, the money goes in and then magically disappears (thanks to a strong, hopefully safe, acidic substance).

Obviously no Heaven?s Cloud action figure would be complete without Binky, his pet Marmoset. This year Binky is made out of real Nutria fur!

Heaven?s Cloud, available in a store near you!
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[Justin]

I would be a dual action figure--like those Ninja turtles a while back that could change from super butt-kicking action hero to melancoly little house pet.

'Cept I would go from the mediocre Justin(sporting his seude-on-smooth leather jacket, typical blue button-up shirt, vintage blue jeans, and Birkenstocks) to the original...the one-and-only, the King...the one with the throne...the ancient...the maginficent...KAMAKAZI!!

KAMAKAZI comes with [i]full[/i] Otaku Battle kit! Including his Trunks-like sword, ability to turn into anything from Super Saiyan to Infinite God Saiyan Mode with varying water temperature, his motorcyle, King KAMAKAZI's Throne, and life-like battle sounds: [i]Eraaah![/i], [i]Gaaarhg!![/i], [i]KAMAKAZI ATTAAAAAACK!![/i], [i]Haaaaa[/i], [i]Doh![/i].

If you buy the Deluxo Kit, you'll also get KAMAKAZI's half Saiyan, half android sidekick, PyroDragon13!

[size=1]Not available in Arizone, Wisconsin, or Canada.[/size]

-Justin

[terra]

You guys are [strike]disturbed[/strike] hysterical.

As an action figure I'd probably come with a lot of spare time in my hands. Possibly with dozens of extra outfits that you could put me in and RP with.

In a nice way, not a nasty way.

[Arcadia]

[size=1][color=maroon]I think I would buy these dolls. It would be my OB collection. Maybe the terra and Arcadia dolls would come with the Adventure Arena playset, complete with little iron stands to prop the dolls up, and whips, to keep the members in line.

Even though I'd probably only hurt myself with that.

But the Arcadia doll would come with multiple hats and matching toe socks, and a personalized ipod for her to carry around, kept in a protective leather case. Other accessories would include her raging sticks of doom and an air guitar, which Arcadia can jam on anytime.

She'll also spout random phrases, song lyrics, and will make her own sound effects for your enjoyment.

There would be special additions, too, including lots of hair dye and some ridiculous verbage to fill her tiny head with. And costumes, for every season (this of course includes the hats and toe socks).[/color][/size]

[Shinobi]

Ewan "Pimpalicious" Denny the one of two new releases this wintery season. "Pimpalicious" is equipped with purple pimp suit with matching hat and feather. Large gold plated medalion, excuberant lime green shirt with real chest hair to give that macho pimp look. Also the joint gives a really authentic "Pimp" feel. Also...wait for it...the one and most improtant "Pimp" accessory...THE PIMP STICK! This is no ordinary pimp stick however, this bad baby has a detachable diamonite hand piece wich reveals two compartments for Crack and Weed. Not only that but if you buy early enough and use your [b]Credt Card*[/b] you will get a deluxe "Pimp Mobile" with working hydrolics, tinted windows and the perfect pink shade to attract the ladies, not to mention the cheetah skin seats. Not only that! But you also get plat form shoes with a real goldfish in the heel!

[img]http://www.otakuboards.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=516250[/img]

The second of the two new releases is Ewan "Cheezy American Wrestling Muscle Man" Denny. He is equipped with over the top muscles and cheesy catchphrases. To be honest its pretty damn balls compared to "Pimpalicious" but buy it anyway...becuase...we said you should...NOW!

[img]http://www.geocities.com/big_papa_smurf2k2/dennywrestler.jpg[/img]

[b]*99%VAT[/b]

[Sara]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Justin [/i]
[B]If you buy the Deluxo Kit, you'll also get KAMAKAZI's half Saiyan, half android sidekick, PyroDragon13!

[size=1]Not available in Arizone, Wisconsin, or Canada.[/size]

-Justin [/B][/QUOTE] [FONT=arial][color=336600]Pyrodragon13, heh. *looks with some amount of dismay at the fine print*

Ah, well. This is why God made UPS. Heh.

And I have to point out that the concept of HC's inflatable ego just about made me fall off my chair.[/color][/FONT]

[Mitch]

Otakuratzi was all over the Shy and Mitch marriage, and it is still said that they are possibly still dating! So to foothold upon this wonderful toil of soul and flesh, there is a special-edition [i]SHY AND MITCH[/i] action figure!

The action figure of Mitch is a fully preserved, well-adapted version of a monkey with big ears, and big, obtuse glasses which make Mitch look like a nerd. The Shy version is Cookie Shy, mixed with chocolate chips and RAM chips. Cookie Shy is edible, and tastes something like a rose, and melts in your mouth. This is because of the uber-sensitive perfumes added into the plastical architecture of the Cookie Shy doll.

You can even pull one of Cookie Shy's hands, for he has hands, something like those insane raisins of yesteryear. This will emanate a bleating Shy cajoling, "EATS A COOKIE!" loudly, and then is followed by the internet-savvy beep of an AIM instant message in all its digital banalities.

Other versions of Mitch include a special, limited edtition AL Mitch action figure, which shows Mitch as a fat, rabid fan boy of an action figure. It comes complete with a computer chair seat, Mitch wearing Lain from Serial Experiments: Lain upon his shirt, and many moldy pieces of photato chips which can be put into Fat Rabid AL Mitch's mouth, causing him to barf in elation on the floor (the barf is made of a water base, with acrylic paint that is non-toxic and is formulated not to leave stains) at the wonderful taste of old moldy photato chips. Rabid AL Mitch even comes with a dunce cap, which says on it, "AnImER L0VeR 4 EvEr!" It is sure to make any idioctic imbicil crying to tears in its pristine beauties.

Another limited edition action figure is PTed Mitch, wearing an angry halo on his head, and wearing the costume of that of a fallen angel. His halo is made of cracked wood, making it appear broken and teathered. His wings are also broken, and on them are painted small maggots crawling about, feasting on the dead tissues of his wings.

PTed Mitch comes with Stoner Richard Simmons PoisonTongue, who says such egoed things as, "Mitch shouldn't be a mod," and, "I sold my soul to weight loss."

Mitch also has a pull-string in the back of his back, which causes him to exclaim, "I am a failure of a moderator for breaking the rules," and, "I am at Charles' charm," as well as egoed things such as, "Most consider me the best poster on OB," and other such totally lewd and punch-deserving phrases.

A set corollary to this set is Friendly PTed Mitch and Friendly PoisonTongue Smurf.

In this set, Mitch is symbolized by wearing a Robin costume, only it isn't Robin, but Mitch with L's placed about him, and an L made by his finger touching on his forehead. He also is wearing all yellow, and is wearing a cape that says on the back of it, [color=yellow]"I'm yellow as piss :)."[/color]

PT is represented by a blue smurf, fully showing what Mitch and PT would look like without their dastardly and perditional egoes. PT and Mitch even talk to one another if you set them by one another, talking such conversations as, "I was just mad I didn't eat the banana," or, "I haven't seen Charles around OB's Uranus much." All-in-all, this corollary set goes well with the other one, showing what good time and good discipline can do to two egotistical morons.

Specially marketed, Mitch's newest action figure craze is called BACON IS THE NEW APPLES. It contains Mitch, standing upon a bleeding pig, which bleeds real blood obtained in laboratories.

The Mitch standing upon the dead pig stands on the pig's eye, and in his hand he holds an apple which is rotten and decayed, and in his other he is heaving pieces of bacon into his mouth profusely, as if possessed to eat bacon like no tomorrow. The Mitch is made of a rubber alloy, and is able to expand as he eats more and more bacon with the touch of a button. If you push another button on his back, he says, "This is friggerously fluent. Holy yellow fat bean."

--And that is all now from [i]Mitchtoria's Secret[/i]. There is more to come within a few days!

[KarmaOfChaos]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by terra [/i]
[B]You guys are [strike]disturbed[/strike] hysterical.
[/B][/QUOTE]
[color=deeppink]
I concede.

I stand firm to the belief that I will probably never be an action figure. Ever. Mitch however, begs to differ.

I must wonder what disturbing thing he will come up with.-_-
-Karma
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[Justin]

[size=1]The following only available in Wisconsin...[/size]

It's Hair Munching SM Justin! Yes, he's back in all his hair munching, scalp slobbling, do-ruining glory--this time as a the former Super Moderator!

Turn him on using the button behind his simulated silk cape and begin hours of hair munching fun! He climbs on anyone and everyone, profusely lickng, chewing, and munching their hair until he runs out of slobber, and you have to refill him with the Special Slob Gob(made with hydroaloslobtane).

Yes, the kids will [i]love[/i] this limited addition Hair Munching SM Justin, and so will you!

He even mumbles as he chews! Creating such beloved sounds as [i]Mmm[/i], [i]Uh lck uh har[/i], and [i]Uz lss shmpoo[/i].

Get him now for only $19.95!

Available soon: Generalissimus Justin aka "Soviet Python"

-Justin

[gumby]

[color=darkblue][size=3]
If I was an action figure...

I would be Gumby the lovable flexable doll. I would come with Karate chop action as well as an attachment for an Iraqi WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION.
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[Pagan]

I would like to be Professor Xavier. He has never had a action figure made in his image(atleast I don't think). He should of course come with his hover chair made from Shiar technology. Be bald and have phyic powers(not real powers of course) .

[Boba Fett]

[COLOR=green]Action Figure eh?

Well for starters I'd have bendable elbows and knees, and a 180-degree moveable head. The toy would look just like a Boba Fett action figure (ROTJ Edition), but with the following accessories:

-Laurel of Star Wars Trivia
-The scepter of RPG creating
-And the scalps of those who have challenged his Star Wars might, and lost.

Yeah, that?s about it.

[SIZE=1]Post-Mobile Sold Seperately[/SIZE][/COLOR]

[Shinmaru]

Hmm...what would a Shinmaru action figure have?

Well, for starters, there'd be tons of different accessories. Most likely mini versions of different gaming consoles. The older, the geekier, I'd say. The Game and Watch watch is only available for a limited time since it's so small and can choke little kids who eat it (not to mention that I'd like to avoid a billion lawsuits).

The [strike]doll[/strike] action figure would also come with random items of geekery, including a plastic lightsaber, Yu-Gi-Oh cards, a Nintendo Power magazine and Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (neccessary for absorbing essential facts and foreshadowing in Harry Potter).

Also, the action figure would also need to talk. Naturally, there would be two different versions of the Talking Shinmaru available. The first just spouts out random perverted innuendos like the real Shinmaru does in chat rooms. The second version just throws out random obscure references to different things in the hopes that somebody will recognize them.

The action figure will also be fully posable so that Shinmaru can bow and give many thanks to the Nintendo Gods. How could not enjoy forcing Shinmaru to bow before his beloved Super Nintendo? That's right, it's impossible not to enjoy it. Work with me, here.

Lastly, the Shinmaru action figure comes with a quizbook chock full of random questions about Nintendo. If you aren't a Nintendo geek, then you have no right owning this action figure. But people will buy it, anyway, because I'm just that popular. Yeah.

The price will be $29.95 because corporations enjoy making you pay a lot of money for stuff that you'll only play with for one day. How exciting!

Of course, I get one for free :p

EDIT: One last thing...if a Syk3 action figure is ever released, the Shinmaru action figure is fully capable of interacting with it, in that the Shinmaru figure will perpetually make sammiches for the Syk3 action figure's enjoyment. However, whether or not the action figure will type overly long sentences while doing this is unknown.

[UnsungHero]

DUUUUDDEE!!!

Who would I be?

I'd be Jesus!

Who else?

[img]http://www.otakuboards.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=530708[/img]

[Swordsaint]

If I were an action figure I'd a foot tall covered with spicked armor made from Zarbonite, the most powerful alloy in the universe, I'd be equiped with lightsabres mini guns, napalm rockets, a nuclear jet pack, the death star's laser cannon, grenade launchers, and my name would be (bum bum buuum!) BOB! TREMBLE BEFORE ME MORTALS! sorry bout that...

that's what I would be at any rate! :D

[ChibiHorsewoman]

[color=purple][b]Just in time for all of you last minute holiday shoppers...
Crazy Chibi Horsewoman[/b] Not to be confused with [i]Chibi the Anime Crazed Horsewoman[/i]
This one is slightly different and the accesories in this box are even more abundant than the other model.
[b]Crazy Chibi Horsewoman[/b] has cherry red hair, says neat phrases like:
[i]Is thinking detrimental to your health?
That was wrong on many levels
and, No, you're not stupid, you're intellectually challenged.[/i]
and comes with glasses and a cell phone, but...that's not all. She also comes with:
* Ebony, the mare who loathes [i]everything[/i]. Yes, that's right [i]everything[/i]. She comes with her own English tack and ears that are permanently pinned back.
* Lincoln. The skinny Army guy who comes with DCUs (Desert Combat Uniform) BDUs (Battle Dress Uniform) and Some civies. Shoes are included too. [size=1](Humvee for Lincoln to sleep in and Bass with middle finger sold separately and not availble in TX or AR, the Lincoln doll is banned in GA and OK)[/size]
* Closet full of clothes, shoes and a small arsenol. [size=1](objects shown on box may differ from contents inside box)[/size]
* And of course, Domino. The Kleenex eating kitty. Simply pull the string and she eats the Kleenex. [size=1](uses 3 AAA batteries, not included. Bathtub sold separately.)[/size]
[b]Reasonably priced at $19.95. Sales Tax where applicable. Half of all proceeds benifit your local animal shelters, Dolls cannot stand on their own. ect ect ect.[/b]
[size=1]dolls not availble in Cleveland or Miami for some strange reason. Certain boxes may contain a free bottle of hair dye so you can match your hair with CCHW's[/size][/color]

[DeadSeraphim]

A Completely Random Hero action figure would have to have a black cape. No question. And a sword. Definitely a sword. He'ed have to have blue hair (for no reason) and sunglasses. Um, what else. He would spurt random phrases, up to and including: Lol, Feel my wrath and the ever potent Hmm... Of course phrase spurting would happen only at one in the morning when everyone else is asleep due to Completely Random Hero being made in Australia and the time zones being upside down. For a small fee you can purchase the Completely Random Hero obscenity chip, which fits in the figures back and instead of normal phrases it says obscentities.

Only $19.95. Contents may vary. Only available in Washington and Denver.

[maikiratori]

I don't know... maybe some cool mutant freak with kick *** powers and a nifty ( like that word ) outfit... Or something like that. I know that it'd be something to do with Roq the all powerful new world leader. *evil laughter* All support Roq and sing her world anthem.. Ode to CHEESE!!

I love cheese, you love cheese, we'll all sing an ode to cheese... With it's intruiging flavors and textures too... I know Roq(cheese) is good for you!!!!!

[moonlight angel]

The limited edition one time only Rabid Fangirl Angel!! Comes complete Super Glomping Action and various t-shirts saying "I love you _____(insert name of anime boy here)! Accessories inculde mini Kurama and Hiei plushies, binoculars, duct tape, and rope. Figure can interact with ANY other aime boy figure, and has many phrases like "EEEEEKkkk! It's Kura-kun!" and "MUA HA HA! Those silly little restraining orders won't stop ME!". For a limited time only, figure comes with authentic Japanese school girl outfit! Buy now and we'll even throw in a FREE Sesshomaru figure, perfect for hours of fun! This offer won't last forever, so order yours today! (19.95 excluding shipping and handling fees.)