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What a deplorable thread
that sinews my bones
and chokes my teeth.

What a deplorable gemittual hing
that stings hereto in my skull
and lingers like a sucker round me all.

How banal;
how anal;
how sanal;
how cranal;
how very, most inflectal,
to elite.

stab me lover,
stab me and defeat
the slang of yours
is the slang that severs.

stab me lover,
the digiting blubber is too fat

and Obesity, he
Obesity amats down the road
gemitting the groan
and falls to the ground
singing songs.

"even i adore ya, my [i]cibus[/i],
even i adore your warmth.
even i adore ya form,
even i adore ya, let's swarm
round the world
and grow fat as pigs."

the elite
are stinking

the grammaring
are thinking.

intelligence is overwhelming
and my genius is obtuse.

all i need say is intelligence is me
and elitist are thee.

By the way: No, I don't speak l33t. And anyone that does should be shot with assinal death-darts.
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Wow, Mitch, you are good at this poetry stuff. I have a feeling it might catch on some day. ;)

I only do that l33t stuff when I'm talking to my cousin on AIM. It's pretty much all a joke between us and we make it as ridiculous as possible (even more ridiculous than it already is).
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Mitch [/i]
[B]
By the way: No, I don't not speak l33t. And anyone that does should be shot with assinal death-darts. [/B][/QUOTE]

Wasn't that like a double negative? So then you [i]do[/i] speak l33t? I'm [b]SO[/b] confused now....Oh well I'm always confused. Now back to the topic! I only speak l33t when I'm talkin to likle Erin or somethin. Yes we are wannabe l33ters...we know back off. lol Yeah and it's in my sig cause...um I honestly don't know....*shrugs* Yeah well Java Mask you can't start a thread like that....I don't know why Mitch hasen't closed this already.*shrugs* I'm gonna go know before I'm hit with assinal death-darts...
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Kyo no Ryu - l33t is a style of typing, mostly used by people who believe themselves to be "knowledgable" in the use of the internet and various online games. I put that in quotes because most of the time they don't. They're the type of people who think they're hackers because they downloaded an application crack off of Kazaa. It's a lame attempt to look cool (or elite, if you will), which fails miserably in my opinion. It's well past its prime, thank god.

In any case, say goodbye to this thread.
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