Ryan Posted October 12, 2001 Share Posted October 12, 2001 this story is now about an evil elf that turned on Santa Claus a few years earlier. Once upon a time there was this evil elf named Beanz who.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Single H Posted October 12, 2001 Share Posted October 12, 2001 is a pervert and likes to see porn while.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stardust Posted October 12, 2001 Share Posted October 12, 2001 Killing people and then he......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted October 12, 2001 Author Share Posted October 12, 2001 smothers them in beans and ranch dressing (weird i know) and eats them up..well one day he... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zeh Posted October 12, 2001 Share Posted October 12, 2001 ... Was feelin' aweful so he tried to comment suicide but something happened, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted October 12, 2001 Author Share Posted October 12, 2001 Satan Claus gave him a ring asking him to come on board to try to destroy Christmas once and for all he accepted and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treble Posted October 12, 2001 Share Posted October 12, 2001 Beans and Satan Claus went to look for the North pole when.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoda Posted October 12, 2001 Share Posted October 12, 2001 A raindeer smashed into them.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conpiracymonki Posted October 12, 2001 Share Posted October 12, 2001 [b]..Leaving the reindeer with its now-trademarked (and famously known) red nose (Rudolph), and the elf with it sfamously known grouchy behaviour,...anyways...[/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoda Posted October 12, 2001 Share Posted October 12, 2001 The elf threw a rock at Rudolph, rendering him unconcious..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_hell4t Posted October 12, 2001 Share Posted October 12, 2001 ,he laughed an evil laugh ,but then fel into a bottemles pit by accident and ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conpiracymonki Posted October 12, 2001 Share Posted October 12, 2001 [b]..Then he accidentally climbed back out..[/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_hell4t Posted October 12, 2001 Share Posted October 12, 2001 mysteriously got hit by a comet and was squashed..so satan claus... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conpiracymonki Posted October 12, 2001 Share Posted October 12, 2001 [b]..Ate him,..but just as things were getting good, (and Satan Claus was wiping the bones off of his bib)..[/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raquel Posted October 12, 2001 Share Posted October 12, 2001 ...a safe fell out of the sky and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_hell4t Posted October 12, 2001 Share Posted October 12, 2001 landed on the crippled rudolph,it bounced over to satan claus and opened,in it he saw some .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stardust Posted October 12, 2001 Share Posted October 12, 2001 of his evil troll buddies and they....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_hell4t Posted October 12, 2001 Share Posted October 12, 2001 were trying to eat each other Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stardust Posted October 12, 2001 Share Posted October 12, 2001 but they couldn't because they got heartburn,so they....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_hell4t Posted October 12, 2001 Share Posted October 12, 2001 turned on satan claus and killed him,just then a rabid munkey walked in and . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stardust Posted October 12, 2001 Share Posted October 12, 2001 And ate all the evil troll people,then the monkey...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_hell4t Posted October 12, 2001 Share Posted October 12, 2001 saw that there were some magazines in the safe so it.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stardust Posted October 12, 2001 Share Posted October 12, 2001 went in to read them,but just then roudolph started to get up and.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_hell4t Posted October 12, 2001 Share Posted October 12, 2001 funnily enough a comet fell on him aswell.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stardust Posted October 13, 2001 Share Posted October 13, 2001 so,the monkey stayed there until........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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