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A loooooooong time ago, like a bazillion years ago, there were a bunch of Rings created. And they were really strong. But there was one ring stronger than the rest. It was so strong the user could use it to blow up the world! Okay, mabey not that strong. But you could take over the world with it. Okay, what the fuck am I saying. It turns you invisible. That's it! Other than that, it don't do shit! Nothing! Nada! Okay, where was I? Well, the ring was given to Samon, this really evil dude. He was like, BIG! But the forces of good got together and had this really big battle. There was arms and legs and other shit every-where! And the king of the world, James, cut the ring off of Samon's hand. And he killed Samon. And he could have gotten rid of the ring, but he kept it. So he could use it to go in girls locker rooms. But one day, something happened to him, I forget what. And the ring ended up at the bottom of a lake. Then this creapy guy named Butters found it and killed his brother. Then he stayed in a cave, waiting for the day he could use the ring to go in a girl's locker room.
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: The wizard Gandump is walking thru the forest, on his way to, um...some town where midgets live. Yeah midget's.
--Gandump: Lalalalala! Wait! I smell cabbage! It must be Merffles!
: Sure enough was teh sexy beast Merffles, looking in a mirror!
--Merffles: Who's teh sexy beast. That's right, I am!
--Gandump: Merffles?
: Merffles turns around, and sees Gandump.
--Merffles: GANDUMP!
: Merffles runs towards Gandump, trips, and falls on his ass.
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Merffles was very happy to see that old dude. "How have ya been, Gandump?"

"Crappy," the old wizard replied with a grunt.

"Oh, I see." There was a long silence, then Merffles jumped into Gandump's cart. "Wee!"

"I don't have a cart," Gandump said, a little awestruck. "Where in the name of Frodo's fannypack did that come from?"

"I dunno," Merffles replied, as confused as Gandump.

"Well, putting that aside, I have come to your pathetic and useless town for a reason."

"A reason?" Merffles repeated in shock.

"Yesh. Ya see, your uncle, StupidHead is being stupid and having his elevendy-thousandth birthday today so we've got to throw him a party and shiz."

"Oh my," Merffles said. "I am sexah!"

"Are you even listening to a word I'm saying?"

"Were you talking about my sexahness?"

"No," Gandump scolded.

"Then no."

"Bah! Scooch over. If it's my cart, I have a right to ride in it." And so, they rode off down the road to Merffles' pathetic and useless town known as The... umm... well, it doesn't have a name.

[b]Later, at the party...[/b]

"I'm old," said StupidHead as he had women sitting on his lap.

"Uncle!" Merffles shouted as he rushed to his Uncle's side, causing the women to scatter.

"Uh AGH! Gosh darnit, Merffles. Those were me only entertainment!"

"But you must make a speechness!" Merffles insisted.

"Fine, but I'm old," said StupidHead, getting up to go make his speech about his birthday because he was old. "Stupid Merffles... I'm too old for this..."

"I can hear you," Merffles said. "I'm right next to you."

"Uh... no you're not."

"Oh. Okay then." And so they were off for that speech.
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I'll give this part to someone else :)
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: StupidHead stands in front of the crowd of midgets and calls attention to himself.
--StupidHead: I'm here to tell you...I'm leaving your short asses and I'm not coming back.
: Suddenly, he dissapears!
--Merffles: Where did he go!?
: The girl next to him screams. Her skirt mysteriously flies up! Back at StupidHead's hut, StupidHead mysteriously reappears.
--StupidHead: I love this ring! It's my precious!
--Grandump: Precious? I'v heard it be called that by someone else!
: Grandump walks in from another room. He seems pissed.
--Grandump: What did I tell you about that ring?
--StupidHead: Lift the blonde's skirt up?
--Grandump: Amen brother! Now leave the ring.
: StupidHead seems shocked!
--StupidHead: NO! IT'S MINE YOU STUPID OLD FART!
: Grandump knocks StupidHead to the ground and grabs the ring. StupidHead jumps for it, but Grandump holds it out of his reach.
--Grandump: Now get your short ass outa here! Merffles will be coming soon.
: So, Grandump gets his stuff and leaves for the elf village.
--Grandump: Damn midget.
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[color=336666]
Meanwhile...

SamIam heard talking coming from StupidHead's hut. So he listened. All of the sudden a dog bit his leg!

"Ahh! I might get rabies!" screeched SamIam. Then he hear from inside footsteps coming towards him. So he listened.

"Mr. SamIam Lardgee. I should've known. What did you hear!?" said the fat, tall wizard. He seemed pissed.

"Nothing much, just some footsteps." he replied.

"No not that! I mean our conversation!" yelled Gandumps.

"Oh well you said Mr. SamIam Lardgee. I should've kno--" he was interupted by Gandump again.

"I mean with Merffles!" he yelled again. Gandump was pissed... again.

"Oh nothing." said SamIam.

"So nothing about a dark wizard named SourSun? How he's evil and powerfull? And how he wants to take over the world? *explains everything to him*?" finsished Gandump.

"Nope." replied SamIam.

"You may leave." said Gandump and started to walk away.

"Wait! I want to help defeat him!" yelled SamIam, he didn't really want to help. But he was bored these days.

"I thought you said you didn't hear anything!" screeched Gandump as he came back.

Merffles walked in. "Give him a break Ganny. He can come." said Merffles, helping SamIam through the window.

"Don't call me Ganny!" yelled Gandump. He was always grumpy. Everyone called him Gangrump.[/color]
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MrSonic was banned so... is it right to continue this RPG? XD
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StupidHead was saying his speech just as Gandump, Merffles, and SamIam arrived. The area oddly smelt of toenail.

"I, StupidHead, am really old. Thank you." He bowed the audience of smelly midgets clapped. Then, a comet blew them all up, tossing Gandump, Merffles, and SamIam into the air, and killing all the midgets, plus StupidHead.

But the ring flew into Merffle's hand and Gandump, as he flew away, said, "Meet me at the [b]Crawling Pony[/b]!" And he was gone.

It was hours before Merffles and SamIam landed safely on the ground (don't ask). There, they met two other midgets, Pippy Longstocking and TEH MERRY! Once Merffles and SamIam noticed TEH MERRY, they were shocked!

"OMG! It's TEH MERRY!" shouted Merffles with glee. SamIam wet himself in all the excitement.

"What are you doing here?" SamIam dared to ask, but was slapped upside the head by Merffles.

"Don't address TEH MERRY unless he addresses you first!" Merffles scolded.

TEH MERRY laughed. "It's okay. He's a fat, piece of crap. I am TEH MERRY, as you've already stated. What are you doing here?"

"We were blown up and landed here safely... oddly..." Merffles slyly replied.

"Say, we'll follow you on this dangerous quest!" Pippy said quickly.

"How did you know we had a quest?"

"Off we go!" And so they were off again... without a clue what to do... except to go to the Crawling Pony and stuff :<
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*Skeve wandered the halls of his great tye-dye tower in Istonegard.*

Skeve - Man this place is big

*Skeve walked by the kitchen*

Skeve - Awwwwwwww man Im hungry.

*Skeve bulter, Jeeves, than came along.*

Jeeves - Shall I make u something suuuuuuuuuur.

Skeve - Huh, whaaa, uhhhhhh, ya dude. You got any munchys and junk.

Jeeves - Ofcourse suuuuuuur.

Skeve - Sweet dude. Hey, bringem to my room. Im gonna go chill.

Jeeves - Ofocurse suuuuuuuuuur. Remember, Gandump is coming over to be tortured later.

Skeve - Na man. Thats not cool. But its cool if he comes over and junk.
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