Most awkward experiences

[Morpheus]

What is the most awkward experience you've had? Here's mine:

In science class awhile ago, a girl came over to our table. Drey, the fat kid, was staring at her chest(not suprising since he associates the word girl with the word pants, or lack thereof). She looked down and said,"They're the same size!" She then proceded to literrally adjust her entire shirt and bra for about 5 minutes to prove it. Very awkward.

[TheEsca]

i would have to say mine is pretty close to that.

i was sitting in history when my friend asked me if i thought she was attractive. me being a forward guy said "yeah, i think you look great" and she responded with "well, i like my body, but i dont like my boobs. i wish they were bigger" and proceeded to...ermm..."fondle" them you could say, for the remainder of class in front of me while asking me what i thought of them in different positions or what not. it was all very strange....

[wrist cutter]

I don't think "awkward" is quite the word I would use to describe those experiences. Lucky bastards.

[wiccansamurai]

TheEsca, if I was that girl I would of slapped you. :D But I'm not much for physical contact with guys.

An ackward moment? It isn't ackward in a good way... On the bus with this tromboner. Anything he said really creeped me out after a while. The first thing that creeped me out and made me feel really ackward was when he was stroking my hand for some reason. "You have soft skin." What?! That really confused me. I just passed it off as being nice, since I didn't know he was really trying to get in my pants behind my friend's back.

I wonder what guys must think of me... For him to think I'm easy and all! Grrrrrrr!

All of Junior High was an ackward moment for me!

[MissWem]

Awkward?!?Awkward?!? I'll tell you what is awkward...actually it's not that bad just a case of over zealousness...

Well...I had been at the beach without togs and managed to get water all the way up my skirt...then went to lunch. Naturally it's uncomfortable knowing that you'll probably have a wet mark on the back of your skirt when you get up, so I was squirming in my seat.

My friend tells me to stop squirming and complaining about it and I say (just a little on the loud side^o)) "I-Have-WATER-UP-MY- SKIRT!!!" and bang my fists on the table...*cough* my friend immediately backs down whilst giving me a funny look and everyone else avoids eye contact.

Funnily enough, we were in a crowded mall and I wasn't embarassed. It was a silent...could be described as awkward moment.

[Ani_Freak]

[color=darkblue]Well, I have to say that the most awkward and embarassing experience I've had would be getting to the mall and meting by coincidence a girl that graduated from high school with me. We saw each other at the local mall, and began talking about how things turned out, since we haven't seen each other for like 3 to 4 years now. We finished talking and she closed on me, grabbed my butt and kissed me in the lips. I mean, in front of everybody in the mall. And she wasn't like that with me, never. I'm still trying to figure out why things happen like that...[/color]

[Fyxe]

[size=1][color=darkblue]Eh, I've had a few quite akward times.
Here is one: About a month or so ago I was at the mall. Well, I was just kinda walking around looking at the stores. Suddenly someone grabbed me around the waist, turned me around and quickly kissed me on the cheek. Then he just walked away like nothing happened. I never got a very good glimps of him, but he seemed around 14 or 15. That was really strange. O_o
Hn, I know I have more, but that's the most akward I can think of now. [/color][/size]

[Heaven's Cloud]

[color=indigo]My most awkward experience occurred at my senior prom. My girlfriend at the time already had a prior date to the prom so I ended up going with one of her friends. Now, my girlfriend at the time had recently gone through a horrible break up and still had temper flares from time to time. She had a little bit to drink before the prom and was definitely a little tipsy.

At one point in time I was off in another part of the convention center talking to a friend, when my girlfriends date came running up to me saying that she and her ex got in a huge argument, apparently her ex talked trash about me and my girlfriend was talking trash to his date (who, coincidentally was one of my good friends). Anyway, my girlfriend and my prom date ended up leaving with her mother (who was a teacher and a chaperone), and her ex was removed from the dance.

Oddly enough, my girlfriend?s ex?s date remained at the prom because she ended up getting angry because her boyfriend didn?t stick up for her (boy, is that a run on sentence!). We ended up hanging out together for the rest of the prom. Afterwards I went to my girlfriend?s house and there was definitely an awkward conversation about why I didn?t immediately come to her house, and why she didn?t feel that it was necessary to tell me she was leaving. We didn?t remain together for too long afterwards, but we still remain pretty fast friends and whenever we get together we have a good laugh about the whole incident. [/color]

[Luminaire]

[color=crimson]My friends and I once went to a really expensive restaurant for dinner. My friend's boyfriend was treating us to it. Well, the other people in the restaurant were glaring at us because we were wearing casual clothes (Slayer t-shirts, jeans, sneakers, etc.), and every time we would laugh they would "shh" us. So, my friend and her boyfriend decided to have a little snog session right in front of everyone. You know that awkward feeling when the whole room goes silent? Happened right then, as they were so immersed they actually toppled off the chair (my friend was sitting on his lap). We left a little while after that...>_>;;;;

~Lumi ^_^[/color]

[TheEsca]

hahaha. good stories, but why would you slap me,wiccansamurai?! i anwsered the question honestly! and as for me being a "lucky bastard"....HAHAHAHA! i wont say i didnt like it, but it was unappropriate at the time. lol. im just glad the teacher didnt catch her doing that next to me...that teacher HATED me and would have freaking had me in detention for the rest of the year. i don tknow why but all my teachers have liked me EXCEPT that one. stupid history teacher....want to know what pisses me off the most about her? on 9/11 when i got to class she made us all sit down and watch the news. now i was interested and i was praying that everything would be worked out, but she yelled at us to get our attention and stated the most sick comment i've ever seen (and i will never forget it) "this is the best day of my life! see whats happening in new york! you should all be extremely happy that this is happening because this is history in the making that no one will ever forget!" i was so sick i said to her face "what a load of crap you idiot" and walked out of the room. heh. that wasnt akward, but i enjoyed it. :P

[Morpheus]

The Irony continues, as I have a grudge against my Science teacher.

[Gavin]

[font=trebuchet MS][color=#518CBD]My most awkward moment ehh, oh there's so many to choose from it's not funny.

OK here it goes, this one took place last summer when I was on holidays in the Turkish resort of Kusidasi [sp?]. When I was over there I was amazed to find out that one of the guys from my year in school was going to the same hotel for the same time period for his vacation. So no problems there, eventually anyway we meet these two very attractive, very fun girls who we were definitely into and thanks be to God we both liked a different girl.

So anyway we decided for a few nights that we would go clubbing together at the nightclub in the Hotel and that went fine for the first few nights. Now like all Irishmen I enjoy a good drink and I have to say that the stuff they served there was absolute piss if you will excuse my terminology, the drinks were good value for money so we had plenty to spend on the girls.

So we hit the third night and everything is going fine and so we decided to take the girls to a little more private part of the club where we could have some privacy. Low and behold about 5 seconds after we sit down the DJ "Buddy" comes along and sits between the two girls we're trying to have a date with. He then proceeds to ask myself and Val [my buddy from school] about our "track record", now I was in the middle of a vodka and pineapple juice and I coughed but decided not to respond. Now the bastard starts rubbing the girls legs [both girls] and telling them about the different kinds of girls he's slept with and how Finnish Girls are easier to score with than French Girls.

The girls decided to make it quite clear that they were having none of it and asked him civally to remove his hand, he did this and continued to detail his sexual exploits until Michelle [my date] says that she's uncomfortable and asks me to make the guy leave. Now I'm 6'3 and I weigh a hefty 15 stone but I'm built like an ox so I calmly say to the guy that he's making the girls uncomfortable and that I would be obliged if he would get back to work as DJ, so the guy is a little taken aback and decided that since I was bigger than him he would go off but I have to say that it was one of the most awkward nights I'll ever remember. The girls were very impressed though so it was kinda worth it.[/color][/font]

[wiccansamurai]

TheEsca, its just guys+physical contact with me= someone gettng slapped.

Another ackward incident! That guy in my previous post is going out with my friend Megan. So I was making fun of her, going "You're going out with a perv!" Getting books out of my locker. All she said was "You know, he's standing right behind you."

Something funny, but not ackward at all: Because of this guy my brother carries around a practice kendo stick ^_^ In case he gets any more ideas about touching me!

[Guest Sharpie]

I was once telling Jew jokes at a resturant that I was at with some friends. Then one of the guys we were with said he was a Jew. After a few minutes of silence, I said "You're paying". He didn't like that too much. :-\

[James P. Galvatron]

My most akward moments was when I was about to ask out this girl, but a guy I knew beat me too it like a min. before I did im still afraid of getting turned down like he did she wrote him a note saying no you loser. The things is I was about to ask her out when she let me and my friend see the note.

[TheEsca]

ha ha. these are some good stories...or...humorous stories. any ways, im sorry you feel that way wiccansamurai but please know and note that i am not a perv, and that i have never touched a girl in an unappropriate way -EVER-. im not sure what that statement changes, but oh well. i can't get over some of these stories though.....hahahaha

[Guest cloricus]

I don't see to have awkward experiences around girls like some of the others in this thread do, maybe I'm used to that sort of thing happening regularly... *Look at Raven*

In fact I'm rather good at following situations and not getting court out. The only examples I can really think of is when I'm doing some thing on the school computers that should get me banned (no not porn) and a teacher knows I'm doing something wrong and they try and catch me out, they never do so they just come up and order me to tell them what I'm up to which I reply nothing and it kind of gets to a stalemate. Very awkward.

[Morpheus]

[QUOTE=Kane][font=trebuchet MS][color=#518CBD]My most awkward moment ehh, oh there's so many to choose from it's not funny.

OK here it goes, this one took place last summer when I was on holidays in the Turkish resort of Kusidasi [sp?]. When I was over there I was amazed to find out that one of the guys from my year in school was going to the same hotel for the same time period for his vacation. So no problems there, eventually anyway we meet these two very attractive, very fun girls who we were definitely into and thanks be to God we both liked a different girl.

So anyway we decided for a few nights that we would go clubbing together at the nightclub in the Hotel and that went fine for the first few nights. Now like all Irishmen I enjoy a good drink and I have to say that the stuff they served there was absolute piss if you will excuse my terminology, the drinks were good value for money so we had plenty to spend on the girls.

So we hit the third night and everything is going fine and so we decided to take the girls to a little more private part of the club where we could have some privacy. Low and behold about 5 seconds after we sit down the DJ "Buddy" comes along and sits between the two girls we're trying to have a date with. He then proceeds to ask myself and Val [my buddy from school] about our "track record", now I was in the middle of a vodka and pineapple juice and I coughed but decided not to respond. Now the bastard starts rubbing the girls legs [both girls] and telling them about the different kinds of girls he's slept with and how Finnish Girls are easier to score with than French Girls.

The girls decided to make it quite clear that they were having none of it and asked him civally to remove his hand, he did this and continued to detail his sexual exploits until Michelle [my date] says that she's uncomfortable and asks me to make the guy leave. Now I'm 6'3 and I weigh a hefty 15 stone but I'm built like an ox so I calmly say to the guy that he's making the girls uncomfortable and that I would be obliged if he would get back to work as DJ, so the guy is a little taken aback and decided that since I was bigger than him he would go off but I have to say that it was one of the most awkward nights I'll ever remember. The girls were very impressed though so it was kinda worth it.[/color][/font][/QUOTE]

I know that this question is kinda late, but what ever happpened to the girls?

[kenshinsbabe]

[FONT=Georgia]My most awkward moment was at band camp (SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU!! :) ). Me and my friend were going to get some lunch on the first day and we didn't know anybody there. While we were looking for a place to sit, we met these two girls name Jamie and Liz. They led us over to a table and we all sat down and began to eat. While we were eating, this really hot guy that I became friends with later on asked if he could sit with us because there were no other seats. As he sat down, all he did was stare at me. I didn't realize it until a few minutes after he started doing it. I looked up at him and said "...Can I help you?" He replied, "No, but I can help you." Then he took his napkin and wiped some sauce off my face from the pizza I'd been eating...somehow, he ended up poking me in the eye...[/FONT]

[Pumpkin]

[quote name='kenshinsbabe][FONT=Georgia']My most awkward moment was at band camp (SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU!! :) ). Me and my friend were going to get some lunch on the first day and we didn't know anybody there. While we were looking for a place to sit, we met these two girls name Jamie and Liz. They led us over to a table and we all sat down and began to eat. While we were eating, this really hot guy that I became friends with later on asked if he could sit with us because there were no other seats. As he sat down, all he did was stare at me. I didn't realize it until a few minutes after he started doing it. I looked up at him and said "...Can I help you?" He replied, "No, but I can help you." Then he took his napkin and wiped some sauce off my face from the pizza I'd been eating...somehow, he ended up poking me in the eye...[/FONT][/quote]

[FONT=Verdana][COLOR=SeaGreen][SIZE=1] Hot guy at Band Camp? Sign me up! hehe. But seriously, I've had alot of awkward moments like that, too many to list. Some that I can name are....Last summer when I was working at this learning center for kids, there was this lady there that would always backtalk me to my teacher (i babysat her kids so she would give me a ride to work) about how im lazy, cant do anything and acted like i never wanted to be there. So one day my teacher told me about it, and brought it up, I never felt the same around here since. We never really talked but we accidently bumped into eachother in the hallway and had the most awkwardess conversation ever. After about three words it was like complete silence and we we're just staring at eachother "..................................." I don't know why but thats the longest awkward silence I've ever experienced in my life.
A second awkward moment would have to be this guy telling me his sexual experiences with all his girlfriends lol believe it or not this happens alot and I hate it when guys feel they have to share all this information with me. Please I really do not want to know. Omg. [/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[3v1l.l33t]

My most awkward moments would just have to be talking with my friend's father.
He is very loud and obnoxious and his sense of humor is...how you say.....stupid, yes that's the word.

I am not going to go into detail but in the five years I have known him, his father has entered my life in a very disturbing way. Not abuse or any sexual assult it's just his personality is well....awkward. ^_^ :stupid:

[Billy Shears]

I farted reaaaaaaally loud in math class while it was completly silent. Everybody in that classroom looked at me, not saying a word, blank expressions on their faces. I looked up, surveying a reaction from somebody. I got 2, my friend sitting their laughing like hell, then his reaction when he was kicked out and being reprimanded by the dean because of my flatulence problem. A fellow student said "Thats bull****, we all know it was you". I had a very mad friend at my lunch table later that day.

[wiccansamurai]

Wow, talk about bringing up an old thread....

*looks at my old posts* Egads! How much I've changed this year! Its amazing. I swear, I've been doing like personality 180's all over the place.

An ackward moment? Well, my boyfriend is really blunt. So me, him, and his best friend were at the mall, and as always, he's kinda... well, horny. He's a guy, you know? So he wants to go make out. (Yes, in the mall. >_<) So he says "Kyle, go away, I'm gonna go do stuff to her." That was kinda ackward. Its at a point to anytime he says that, both me and Kyle yell at him for saying it that way. Kyle gets the point and Nathan doesn't need to broadcast it. lol. Nathan's so weird. :love:

Another ackward moment... Well, there was that OTHER time I got sexually harrassed at band. And my parents say band is good for me and crap. Anyway, my two friends ditched me to go make out, leaving me with the creepy hairy senior who had an eye on me. This moment is ackward in a good way. When he put his hand on my leg on the bus, he forgot one thing. Don't touch me around my older brother. ;) I told Joe politely not to touch my leg like that again, that being like the eighth time I told him. My older brother stood up and just started screaming at him. Alec wasn't being over protective, he was just getting tired of Joe harrassing me. The bus went quiet and everything was really ackward, but I was so happy to have my brother, I nearly cried.

I think there's at least one ackward moment at every band thing.

[Kareiyasha]

My most awkward experience huh? Alright, well considering My life I've had quite a few of them, but I think this one takes the cake.

About 4 years ago I was at my friends birthday party. We were having it in her basement and I had invited my cousins band over to play for us. I though there was going to be like 25 or 30 people there so my cousin was syked that so many people were going to watch him play. So he gets there and theres maybe 10 people. ...MAYBE. 5 of which I've never met before and there all like 25 year olds, drinking and carrying on. At this point I was like 14 years old, and my friend was just turning 15 (btw, this was the day I realized what kind of a turbo-slut my old friend was -_-) ANYWAY. it's late probably like 2am and and the older guys are really drunk. Well there were balloons laying around and one of the older, drunken guys pops one and cuts off the tip where the knot was. I had no idea what was going on, but he walked into the corner and proceeded to put the balloon on his.... :rolleyes: luggage. Obviously he wasn't too drunk because he didn't expose himself to us. My older cousin continuously tried to sheild my eyes and kept telling me to go home. (since I lived just down the street) Stupidist party ever... x_X needless to say, I'm no longer friends with that girl. Doing stuff like that is pretty tasteless...

Sorry if this stroy was a bit Raunchy for you people ^_^;; Just tellin' it like it is.