Guest Heezay Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by wrist cutter [/i] [B]Well, I don't have any worthwhile pictures or anything. I'll let someone else post one. [/B][/QUOTE] Here, I'll do it. It's attached. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bio Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 [font=tahoma][size=1]Kid: It's full of pennies![/font][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicky Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 [B][SIZE=1]Kid: I'm Tigger, and I'm looking for Pooh.[/SIZE][/B] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shahi Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 Boy: Mommy I found out where my gold fish went! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patronus Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 [size=1]Man: If you buy this toilet, the kid comes free![/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicky Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 [SIZE=1][B]I have one more: This kid's boldly going where no mans gone before...[/SIZE][/B] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 "His mother hadn't considered how hard Brett might take Mr. Scaly's death, much less that he might try to follow in his little friend's footsteps." (Finsteps?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Semjaza Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 Little Timmy is such an outcast that he has to give himself his own swirlies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mimmsicle Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 [COLOR=darkred][b]" The search for Santa continues...."[/b] or something along those lines :p But I have to say that Vicky's was brilliant (Tigger and Pooh) !! - Mimmi[/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 [color=teal]"Here is the newest action figure. Toilet Boy! Now with Atomic Flushing Action!"[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrist cutter Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 Kid: "Hey, I found my brownie!" ------------ Aw heck, a few more. Kid: "Wow, Dad hid the eggs good this year!" ------------ Kid: "I can't see what my sister finds so great about this." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShinje Posted February 1, 2004 Author Share Posted February 1, 2004 [size=1][color=#3366CC] If you've ever wondered why some parents want a "Don't try this at home" warning label on Dogs, this would be it.[/size][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mac Attack Posted February 2, 2004 Share Posted February 2, 2004 "Who needs a plunger when I can use my own mouth?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanariya Posted February 2, 2004 Share Posted February 2, 2004 [size=1][color=chocolate]"Hm....brown stuff...brown stuff...OMG a penny! Oh wait...that's my brown goldfish. Or is it? O.o I must find out..."[/size][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eli Posted February 2, 2004 Share Posted February 2, 2004 Mom:I thought Billy was sick, but then I picked up the book next to him.The title read, "693 Ways To Fake Sick." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sui Generis Posted February 2, 2004 Share Posted February 2, 2004 [COLOR=indigo]"So thats where Mommy and Daddy hide all the chocolate...."[/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Posted February 2, 2004 Share Posted February 2, 2004 "The number one reason tequila is your friend..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
future girl Posted February 2, 2004 Share Posted February 2, 2004 "Someones been watching too much trainspotting." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eli Posted February 2, 2004 Share Posted February 2, 2004 kid:"Kitty go down tha hoooole..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaiyanPrincessX Posted February 2, 2004 Share Posted February 2, 2004 [SIZE=1]Little Billy began to immitate his big brother by giving himself a swirly. Meh..[/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heezay Posted February 2, 2004 Share Posted February 2, 2004 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Kevin [/i] [B][color=teal]"Here is the newest action figure. Toilet Boy! Now with Atomic Flushing Action!"[/color] [/B][/QUOTE] [size=1]They were all good. But, Kevin wins this round. [/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted February 2, 2004 Share Posted February 2, 2004 Alright, the attached file is the pic. I will name the winner tomorrow. Have fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shahi Posted February 2, 2004 Share Posted February 2, 2004 Now! on Spike tv WHEN NUNS ATTACK.... Nun throwing snowball: That will teach you to take my free parking spot!You![censored for langage not allowed in church] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon Warrior Posted February 2, 2004 Share Posted February 2, 2004 [b]And God said to Abraham: "Thou Shalt pelt others with thy snowball."[/b] There's my two cents :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 "That yellow stuff in the snow is holy water. Honest." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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