Writing The Educational Adventures of DW and Shinmaru: Christopher Columbus

[Dragon Warrior]

[IMG]http://myimages.fourvalve.com/dragonwarrior/shinny.JPG[/IMG] = Shinmaru

[IMG]http://myimages.fourvalve.com/dragonwarrior/gavin.JPG[/IMG] = Me

[b]Shinmaru:[/b] Gee wiz golly, Gavynn, what are we gonna do today?

[b]Dragon Warrior:[/b] Well, you stupid idiot, today I shall teach you about Christopher Columbus.

[b]Shinmaru:[/b] Cool beans.

[b]Dragon Warrior:[/b] Quite.

[b]Shinmaru:[/b] So what's first?

[b]Dragon Warrior:[/b] Maybe I'd tell you if you'd shut your stinkin' piehole for once, you moron.

[b]Shinmaru:[/b] ;_;

[b]Dragon Warrior:[/b] Anyways, let's start out by going back in time.

[b]Shinmaru:[/b] But Gavynn, there's no such thing as Time Machines, you silly willy.

[b]Dragon Warrior:[/b] I meant by using our imaginations, dumbass. This is a frickin' kids' show, ya know.

[b]Shinmaru:[/b] Oooohhh... heh heh. Okay!

[b]Dragon Warrior:[/b] Anyways, it's the 15th century and we're on the Santa Maria, Columbus' proud ship.

[b]Shinmaru:[/b] Teh-HEH. I like to garden.

[b]Dragon Warrior:[/b] Shut up, you buttmunch. I'm not done talking.

[b]Shinmaru:[/b] Sorry :<

[b]Dragon Warrior:[/b] Anyways, let's observe the people on the ship as they do everday life in the 15th century.

[b]Sailor:[/b] Phew... it sure is hot down here in the galleys... a sailor's life is very hard, indeed.

[b]Sailor2:[/b] Sure is, William.

[b]William:[/b] Wanna play Candyland?

[b]Dragon Warrior:[/b] Damnit, Shinmaru! Stop using your imagination to mess up our observation!

[b]Shinmaru:[/b] But I like Candyland...

[b]Dragon Warrior:[/b] They didn't have dang Candyland back then, you dolt!

[b]Shinmaru:[/b] Then they didn't know anything fun.

[b]Dragon Warrior:[/b] Just shut your trap and watch.

[b]Sailor3:[/b] Hey, you guys, we need to swab the main deck. C'mon.

[b]William:[/b] Okay, but first I want to watch my new Power Rangers video.

[b]Dragon Warrior:[/b] SHINMARU!

[b]Shinmaru:[/b] I'm sorry, but they're so boring ;_;

[b]Dragon Warrior:[/b] A man your age shouldn't watch Power Rangers. Now let's follow them up to the main deck.

[b]Shinmaru:[/b] Fine...

[i]They got up on the main deck.[/i]

[b]Shinmaru:[/b] Who said that, Gavynn?

[b]Dragon Warrior:[/b] The narrator.

[b]Shinmaru:[/b] Is he God?

[b]Dragon Warrior:[/b] No, he's not God, you retard! He's the guy who says things that occur that we don't say. Like so...

[i]Dragon Warrior punched Shinmaru in the mouth.[/i]

[b]Shinmaru:[/b] Teh-HEH! That hurt, but it was cool. Ow...

[b]Dragon Warrior:[/b] Just shut your mouth and listen. Columbus has approached the sailors.

[b]Columbus:[/b] My name is Columbus and I am your captain. We are sailing the ocean blue and stuff. I hope we find that place we're looking for.

[b]Shinmaru:[/b] What are they looking for?

[b]Dragon Warrior:[/b] They're looking for the West Indies, if you'd listen, you fool.

[b]Shinmaru:[/b] But they didn't mention--

[b]Dragon Warrior:[/b] SHUT UP AND LISTEN >: o

[b]Columbus:[/b] Anywho, let's crack open some beers and watch porn.

[b]Dragon Warrior:[/b] >: o

[b]Shinmaru:[/b] What?

[b]Dragon Warrior:[/b] SHINMARU!

[i]Dragon Warrior beats Shinmaru up.[/i]

[b]Shinmaru:[/b] It wasn't me this time, Gavynn! Honest! ;_;

[b]Dragon Warrior:[/b] I know. It was me. I just wanted to jump you and beat you up for being really stupid.

[b]Shinmaru:[/b] You didn't have to tie me down.

[b]Dragon Warrior:[/b] You shut up now.

[b]Shinmaru:[/b] Aww...

[b]Dragon Warrior:[/b] Since you're all tied up, you might as well watch what happens next.

[b]Sailor:[/b] La la la... swabbin' the deeeeecckkk! (breaks into song and dance spontaneously)

[center][i]A life for a sailor is full of riches,
you get lots of money and a room full of b*tches!
It's true the life of a sailor is tough,
but how much beer you get is quite enough!

SAILORS! SAILORS! The best of the sea!
Drinkin' booze and smokin' joints is our specialty!
SAILORS! SAILORS! No one can compare!
If you're looking for something special it's in our underwear![/i][/center]

[b]Sailor2:[/b] (pulls a turkey sub from his pants) What do you know... it's true...

[center][i]We swab the decks and scrub the guns,
we eat raw chicken on moldy buns.
If one could be as tough as me,
I'd like to kick them in da knee!

SAILORS! SAILORS! The best of the sea!
Drinkin' booze and smokin' joints is our specialty!
SAILORS! SAILORS! No one can compare!
We're better than those buccaneers and way better than a corsaaaaaiiirrrr!!!!![/i][/center]

[b]Shinmaru:[/b] That didn't sound child appropriate.

[b]Dragon Warrior:[/b] It was. Trust me.

[b]Shinmaru:[/b] I dunno, Gavynn.

[b]Dragon Warrior:[/b] DON'T DISOBEY ME!

[i]DW harms Shinmaru.[/i]

[b]Shinmaru:[/b] Teh-HEH. Ow.

[b]Dragon Warrior:[/b] Now look on over the horizon.

[b]Shinmaru:[/b] What?

[b]Dragon Warrior:[/b] Look starboard.

[b]Shinmaru:[/b] Huh?

[b]Dragon Warrior:[/b] Look to your right -.-

[b]Shinmaru:[/b] You're losing me here...

[b]Dragon Warrior:[/b] LOOK THAT WAY! (points)

[b]Shinmaru:[/b] Ohhh... why didn't you say so.

[b]Dragon Warrior:[/b] -.o

[b]Shinmaru:[/b] What are we looking at?

[b]Dragon Warrior:[/b] Land, you fool.

[b]Shinmaru:[/b] Looks like a dooty.

[b]Dragon Warrior:[/b] That's because you're an idiot.

[b]Columbus:[/b] I say, my sailor peoplez, it seems that land is ahead. We've reached the West Indies!

[b]Shinmaru:[/b] Hear that, DW? The dude with the funny hat says we're almost at the West Indies!

[b]Dragon Warrior:[/b] That's not the West Indies, you dolt! That's America, which Columbus discovers.

[b]Columbus:[/b] I discover what now?

[b]Shinmaru:[/b] Oh... but if that's America, why do they call it the West Indies?

[b]Dragon Warrior:[/b] Because, you primitive being, they discovered America by accident in 1492.

[b]Columbus:[/b] But it's 1452 ;_;

[b]Dragon Warrior:[/b] No it's not.

[b]Columbus:[/b] You suck. DIE!

[b]Dragon Warrior:[/b] Wait a minute. How can you see us? This is our imagi-wait... SHINMARU, DAMNIT!

[b]Shinmaru:[/b] Sorry :<

[b]Columbus:[/b] Because Shinmaru imagined it, we must kill you.

[b]Dragon Warrior:[/b] You suck, Shinmaru >: o

[b]Shinmaru:[/b] Sorry :<

[b]Dragon Warrior:[/b] Sorry won't cut it! We're about to die and stuff!

[b]Shinmaru:[/b] Sorry :<

[b]Dragon Warrior:[/b] Stop saying that!

[b]Shinmaru:[/b] Sorry :<

[b]Dragon Warrior:[/b] >: o

[b]Columbus:[/b] Ahem... we must kill you... HE-LLOOOO!

[b]Dragon Warrior:[/b] Shut up and discover stuff >: o

[b]Columbus:[/b] Hm... yeah, okay. Sounds cool.

[i]And so, Columbus discovered America even if the natives found it first and Columbus is a cheap, lying bastard.[/i]

[b]Shinmaru:[/b] What a day, Gavynn.

[b]Dragon Warrior:[/b] Sure was, you fool.

[b]Shinmaru:[/b] Teh-HEH... but what fun.

[b]Dragon Warrior:[/b] Yeah...

[b]Shinmaru:[/b] I hope we have other educational adventures, Gavynn.

[b]Dragon Warrior:[/b] Doubt it.

[b]Shinmaru:[/b] Teh-HEH. You always do.

[b]Dragon Warrior:[/b] No I don't.

[b]Shinmaru:[/b] Teh-HEH.

[b]Dragon Warrior:[/b] Where did you get that annoying laugh? >: o

[b]Shinmaru:[/b] I dunno :<

[b]Dragon Warrior:[/b] Well stop it. It scares the kids.

[b]Shinmaru:[/b] I think these are all teenagers reading this.

[b]Dragon Warrior:[/b] Then they suck.

[i]DW was taken out by enraged teenagers.[/i]

[b]Shinmaru:[/b] Teh-HEH! Silly teens. Good night, kids!

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Oh yeah... you know you wanna comment.

[Raiha]

[color=royalblue]Actually I would just like to mention that the song of the Sailors was wonderful, although I had visions of subway sandwiches and a conversation with Charles that involved inappropriate body fluids and singing.[/color]

[Lady Asphyxia]

[size=1]I think it might even be more effective if you use different colours or something for the names. It got a bit hard to sort out who was speaking.

I think ym favorite line was this:

[b]Dragon Warrior:[/b] No, he's not God, you retard! He's the guy who says things that occur that we don't say. Like so...

[i]Dragon Warrior punched Shinmaru in the mouth.[/i]

I thought it was absolutely classic! Well done, DW.[/size]

[Dragon Warrior]

Well, that's why people have different names. You can tell from that XD But I may take the idear into consideration. It'd just take hell of a lot of time. (I actually originally had the picture of the character next to each thing they said, but OB wouldn't let me post it. Too much use of image code, it said.)

And never compare me to Charles, Raiha. Because, by God, I have no reason not to be... :<

[DeadSeraphim]

Is Shinmaru really deserving of the beatings? Really??? Whenever you feature him he gets hurt somehow. Oh well, as long as he keeps laughing like that I guess there's a reason.

Quite the shiz DW. Very funny, especially the song.

[Boo]

[color=gray]Wonderfull, wonderfull lol.

It really teached me a lot. Like that you can make a Columbus attack a Gavyn with your imagination and can make it discover land aswell!

*cough* Anyways like said: Wonderfull work yeh spoonge[/color]

[Gavin]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Dragon Warrior [/i]
[b]Shinmaru:[/b] I think these are all teenagers reading this.

[b]Dragon Warrior:[/b] Then they suck.

[i]DW was taken out by enraged teenagers.[/i]

[b]Shinmaru:[/b] Teh-HEH! Silly teens. Good night, kids![/QUOTE]

[size=1]Heh heh that was good.

Another excellent and humourous story by the comedian of OB Gavynn. Keep thes adventures coming and maybe have a few cameos by other OBs.[/size]

[Dragon Warrior]

>: o NO!

Actually, that's a possibility. It's surprising that the other OB member I always diss, Syk3, wasn't in this :<

[James P. Galvatron]

I loved it Gavynn you always make something to make us laugh this was true master piece. I also did not believe that Shinmaru deserved the beat downs he got after reading this I can't wait to see A Hobbit's Life that you K.K.C. are making.

[Dragon Warrior]

Unfortunately, [b]A Hobbit's Life[/b] isn't a comedy, but it does have humorous parts, nonetheless. Good stuff :<

Thanks for the comments.

[RainbowChick]

Wow, DW! You're my new favourite OBer. You are the funniest person I know. Can't wait till the next thingy you think of!

[Dragon Warrior]

Heh. Thank you ^_^ That makes me feel all warm and bubbly inside. I'll make sure to do more right away :D