RPG ~A Hobbit's Life~ [Feel Free to Read]

[Dragon Warrior]

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This RPG is for K.K.C. and me. We will be two hobbits in it. Two SEXAH hobbits. Anyways, feel free to read it.

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In Middle-Earth, there are thousands of species of creatures. From the ogres to the Eagles, from the giants to the hobbits. But recently, a dark force has engulfed Middle-Earth. No it's not Sauron, you fool. It's been named the Dark Matter. No one knows when it strikes and when it does, it infects animals and creatures and turns them into hideous orcs or other dark creatures of evil.

Miraculously and quite outlandishly, two hobbits known as Mippintree and Perriwood will get mixed into the whole mess and end up saving the world. Silly hobbits.

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With Perry not very bright at all and Mippin being close to the same (and they're both dead sexah), this adventure will sure to bring laughs, tears, and a whole 2nd breakfast along with it!

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Now... here's some info on my character, Perriwood. K.K.C. will post her character and we can get started.

[b]Name:[/b] Perriwood Luck
[b]Age:[/b] 24
[b]Gender:[/b] Male
[b]Height:[/b] Not very tall at all (that rhymes :) )
[b]Appearance:[/b] [img]http://myimages.fourvalve.com/dragonwarrior/perriwood.jpg[/img]
[b]Weapon:[/b] Sword (duh!)
[b]Personality:[/b] He's the less smart one of the two and usually causes trouble. Yes, that'd be him. Though he is also a cheerful and fun-loving fellow who loves his pints and can't get enough of food, though he doesn't gain a pound! The parties are always good when you're with Perriwood!
[b]Info:[/b] He and Mippintree have been friends for a very long time. Since they were just little hobbits, even. Mippin would always organize things and Perry would help mess them up. They make the best of friends. Now they're older and young bachelors. Quite the team and Perry is quite the drinker. There's nothing wrong with some of that fine weed of the South, aye?

[KKC]

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[b]Name[/b]: Mippintree Unfortune
[b]Age[/b]: 24 1/2
[b]Gender[/b]: Male (that doesn't mean he has to be strait though)
[b]Height[/b]: Midget sized ;_;
[b]Appearance[/b]: Look in the first postess. He's got black hair.
[b]Weapon[/b]: Two daggers that are half the size of Perry's sword, so if you put them together, it make a sword =D
[b]Personality[/b]: He is the smarter one of the two, but he is still kinda stupid at times. He is also the sexier one, but doesn't admit that to Perry or else Perry would go into a long and deep depression with many nasty break downs (and no one likes those coming from a 24 year-old bachelor)
Mippin is also a neat freek (I would give you the big word, but I have a short vocabulary). Like that Monk dude on TV! He doesn't really like dirty stuff and can be very very feminin (sp?) at times (well, most of the time). He likes to smoke, though he doesn't smoke or drink as much a perry and loves to dance around and sing on tables while kicking people in the face with his big feet when he is drunk.
He's known Perry sense he was just an ickle hobbitses.
Mippin lives in a hobbit hole under neath the green Dragon :toothy: [/size]

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"Mippin! Mippin! Come quick, Mippin!" Mippin sat up in bed, rubbing the sand from his eyes. The loud voice of his half-witted friend Perriwood was the source of his rude awakening. His friend wasn't seen until he burst through Mippin's door waving his hands furiously. "Mippin! C'mon, sleepyhead!"

"What is it?" Mippin asked, still not fully awake.

"It's the funniest thing ever! Lodor is in the pie eating contest down by the Shwizzlesteins!"

"What?!" Mippin said, leaping from his bed in excitement.

"C'mon or we'll miss him getting sick!" Mippin rushed to get dressed and the two ran out of the little hobbit hole under the Green Dragon, their normal spot to get drunk and happy.

Yes, this was a hobbit's life. Full of laughs and drinking and smoking and playing. Well, that's how it was for Perry and Mippin, at least. Those two were the most troublesome duo in all of the Shire. If they didn't have life wrapped around their tiny fingers, they'd fall flat on their backsides without warning. They spend their days partying and having a grand old time while other hobbits wake up and immediately go to work. Life works in mysterious ways, but everyone is sure that the two mischievious hobbits will get their just desserts.

Perry landed on his friend Galdane, a fat hobbit who usually entered the contest, but wasn't feeling too well at the moment. "Hey there, Galdane," Mippin said, appearing behind the over-hyper Perry.

"Hey, you guys," Galdane said once he noticed Mippin. "You're just in time. I don't think Lodor can hold it." Everyone watched in suspense, but to their dismay, Lodor managed to eat all ten of the pies.

"What a terrible thing," Perry said, but once Lodor came over, it was "Congrats!" and "Good job!" and other lies like that. Everyone could tell Mippin and Perry were disappointed. Even Lodor.

But nevertheless, the two hobbits treated everyone to a pint at the old Green Dragon, though Mippin and Perry weren't the ones who paid in the end. Lots of singing and dancing was done by the two party animals and afterwards, a nice snooze in the summer sun. Yes, they had it made in the shade, but all those riches ain't gold. Something was about to happen and the two hobbits didn't have the least bit of an idea that it would.

[KKC]

OOC: Ok, this should be better ^^'

IC: The two hobbits eventually feel asleep in the bright sun light, dreading the horrible hang overs that would soon come once they awoke.
"Mippin, Mippin! Come quick Mippin!"Perry yelled for the second time that day, but this time it was directly in Mippin's ear. Mippin sprang up from where he was laying and wacked Perry upside the head.

"Stop waking me up!" He yelled angrily. Perry, being the freek of nature that he was, just grinned and hopped up from the ground, peering down at Mippin.

"Silly, while you were snoozing, Lodor came and said that the Shire is having a meeting! And they want US to come!" Perry said happily. Mippin jumped to his feet, they were never invited to the Shire meetings! They quickly scrambled home to get fixed up for the event. Mippin put on his nicest vest and trousers and his finest, dark blue cloak, just because it was cold outside.

Perry on the other hand had some kind of drink stain on his vest, so he had to borrow one of Mippin's, which woulde eventually become his own after they had some drinks after the meeting. So, being nicely dressed, the two hobbits headed out for the meeting.

-The Meeting Place-

Upon entering the large hobbit hole that all the meeting were held in, both Mippin and Perry were oddly greeted by all the Shire folk... at the same time it seemed. After some small chit chat all the hobbits took their seets and waited for the Mayor of Hobbiton to speak.

Mippin and Perry were very excited, Perry almost fell out of his chair.
The mayon suddenly looked at them with an odd expression on his face.
"Mippin Unfortune and Perry Luck! The Shire has come to a desision...."

OCC: You do the rest, hope this fixes my mistakes from the last post :toothy:

[Dragon Warrior]

"What?" Mippin asked in anticipation. The two hobbits were quite excited at the moment they couldn't stop from bumbling words from their mouths.

"Er, we have decided," the Mayor continued, "That we want you two to deliver something for us."

"Oh?" Perry said, still happy to be in the Meeting Room even if it were for something so uncanny and something not to their liking. "Like, to the Hobblebottoms?"

"No, no," the Mayor waved his hands. "This delivery is not to someone in the Shire. We wouldn't hold a town meeting just for that."

"Then to where, Mr. Mayor?" Mippin asked, engulfed in confusion.

"We need you to deliver this paper to Cherrylore, a town to the East of the Shire."

"Ooo," Perry said, grabbing onto Mippin's attire. "Cherrylore, Mippin! We're going to Cherrylore!" He then turned to the Mayor. "What's Cherrylore?"

"It's a town. Just a normal town like ours."

"A hobbit town?" Mippin said, a smile creeping up on his face.

"Uh... yes," the Mayor said with hesitation. "A hobbit town."

"I thought the Shire was the only Hobbit town in Middle-Earth," Perry said with amazement.

"Ya see, Mr. Mayor," Mippin began, "We've never been out of the Shire before--"

"Which is an odd reason to choose you for this, I know, but I have a map here for you that should guide you just fine. I'm sure you can read a map, right?"

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"Oh yes, yes, of course!" Mippin said agreeingly, taking the map and paper from the mayor's large, hairy hands. "But I'm still wondering. Why choose us?"

"Because you're young! You're quick. Need adventure. All that sort of thing."

"Gee, this town sure is nice," Perry said. "How 'bout a couple of drinks at the Green Dragon to celebrate our leave?"

"NO!" The Mayor suddenly burst out. "I mean, no. You must leave immediately. This paper is very important, which reminds me to tell you not to open it. It's... uh... government documents. Not for young, curious hobbits like yourself." The Mayor smiled as the two confused hobbits finally were understanding everything. "Now, shoo shoo!" he said, whisking the hobbits away out the meeting room door. "You have lots to pack! Prepare for a Fort Night, at least!" Once the hobbits were gone out of hearing range, the Mayor turned and rubbed his hands together.

"We did it," one hobbit said, smoking on a long pipe.

"Yes," the Mayor said with joy. "We'll now have at least fourteen days of no mischievious hobbits running about. Once they learn that Cherrylore is not a real town, then they'll come home so no danger is done."

"But when they do come back," said a more chubby hobbit. "They'll be mad for tricking them."

"I've got that all planned out," the Mayor said, putting a finger to his nose. "We shall just tell them that Cherrylore must've moved. They're still young. They'll believe it."

"And the dangers?" said the smoking hobbit.

"Nothing out there can harm them. I sent them on the good trail." The other hobbits of the meeting room smiled with satisfaction.

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"I'm scared, Mippin," said Perry, who just finished packing his things.

"Don't be, Perry," Mippin said as he closed and locked his pack and strapped it on. "Nothing out there will harm us. The Mayor sent us on the good trail. Besides, he sent someone over to give us these." With that, Mippin held up weapons. A sword and two daggers, to be precise. Perry was stunned.

He walked over and took the sword gently from Mippin's hands. "Ooo," he said astonished. "What do you think we'll use them for?"

"For scratching our backs," Mippin said sarcastically.

"That'd hurt, I think," Perry said, taking Mippin seriously. "They're a bit sharp."

Mippin shook his head and bounced his pack on his back. "Come on or we'll be late for our own Departing Ceremony."

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"Oh, right!" Perry strapped his pack on and the two went out the door. Not too far away from Mippin's home were they greeted by the townsfolk at their Departing Ceremony. Some hobbits gave them gifts and such for leaving. It was like Christmas for Middle-Earth.

After all the presents and goodbyes, the two hobbits finally set out. The journey would be long and dangerous, but little did Mippin and Perry know, the town had set them up. What a rude awakening Mippin will have for a second time when he finds that out.

[KKC]

Mippin wraped his cloak around him a bit more, it was getting pretty chilly out side now and the sun was beginning to set. Mippin looked back to see how Perry was doing. He was looking as perky as ever, whistling a little tune and looking around at all the birds that were flying through the trees.

"I think we should stop for camp now..." Mippin stated as he stopped in the middle of the dirt path. Perry frowned slightly.

"But, it isn't even dark yet..." He complained looking up at the sky. Mippin roled his eyes and mumbled something under his breath. "Can't we just go a bit further?" He begged.

Mippin sighed, but smiled a bit as he started to walk again, Perry started up another tune and eventually started to skip past Mippin, sticking his tongue out at him as he went. Wanting to show off a bit more, he spun around backwards and continued to walk.

"Well, arn't you special..." Mippin mumbled sarcasticly.

"Yep!" Perry replied with a huge grin, he was so busy thinking Mippin had givin him a compliment, he didn't even see the steep hill they were about to go down. With a small yelp, Perry lost his balance and started to tumble down the hill side.

"Perry!" Mippin screamed, running down the hill after him, of course, in his effort to catch up with Perry, Mippin soon lost his own balance and started to tumble down the hill as well, following Perry.

With a large thump, they reached the bottom of the hill and Mippin rolled over on top of Perry which wasn't very comphy for him.

"Ouch..." Mippin grumbled... "I think I broke something..." He then pulled a thick stick out from under neath himself, the top was still attached but was barely hanging by a thread.

"Wot's that?" Perry yelled pointing down the road.