Sign Up The Race Through Time (Comical)

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[u][size=2][font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3]Plot:[/size][/font][/u][font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3] It's finally happened. Time travel has been made possible and something else has been discovered along with it. First off, let me explain a little about how it was discovered.[/size][/font]

[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3]A little man by the name of E.G. Zeki (aka: Proffesor Z) was working in his lab one day and fell asleep. The last thing he remembered seeing were tiny flecks of colour called "phosphenes". He was so confused by the phosphenes when he woke up, that he decided to do a little research on them. But, what he discovered was that the phosphenes were living, breathing creatures with a leader and all. He only caught a glimpse of this leader, but he knew that the leader was a neon-green-slightly-bigger-than-the-average-phosphene-time-traveler-phosphene. And somehow, 6 weeks later, he came up with the concept of traveling through time by powering a tiny machine with the phosphenes. To his suprise, and everyone else's: it worked. There were still many, many questions though and Proffesor Z figured that he could get the answers by capturing this little green phosphene. [/size][/font]

[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3]Proffesor Z called 6 neighborhood children to come test it out (to the horror of their parents, yes) and told them that whomever captured the phosphene first and returned back to the present time with it safely, would win a suprise. The children were fairly young, so they were excited and thrilled as to what it could possibly be. [/size][/font]

[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3]Professor Z made 6 watches with the time traveling substance and machinery contained in them. All the children had to do was type in the date they wanted to travel to with the number pad, turn the dial to A.C. or B.C. and press the big red button. Yes, the big red button. [/size][/font]

[u][font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3]Main Jist:[/size][/font][/u][font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3] You are one of E.G. Zeki's time travelers and you have recieved a time-traveling watch. Your job is to travel through time and find the green phosphene king and return home safely with him. You have been given a week's worth of food, a water bottle, a vile of acid (kept in an acid-proof container), a notebook, a pen, a jar to capture the phosphene in, and a copy of [u]All the Pretty Horses[/u] for your sheer entertainment.:p I have set a date for the phosphene king to be captured in and whomever goes to that date (or within 5 years either way) wins in the RPG. I will send a message out to everyone saying we have a winner and put up a last post declaring it and blah, blah, blah...[/size][/font]

[u][font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3]What it Should Be Like:[/size][/font][/u][font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3] I'm sure we've all wanted to travel through time at one point or another, and here's your chance to tell what you think it'd be like. Just go to any time period you want and have your character wander through it, trying to find the phosphene king. [u]This is going to be a comical RPG[/u], so the rules on what you can do in your time period are pretty much kaput. [/size][/font]

[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3]BUT--------> [u]The Rules:[/u] [/size][/font]
[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3]1) You can go to any time period you wish, future or past and you can make it be however you want, but you must have generalizations. (Ex: If you go to 1776, there are no cars, no steroes etc. But you could perhaps make Thomas Jefferson a complete loon; something the history books didn't quite catch.)[/size][/font]
[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3]2) You can go to as many time periods as you want in one post.[/size][/font]
[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3]3) You can [u]not[/u] mess with anything. (Ex: No convincing J.K. Rowling not to write Harry Potter and then stealing the idea- although, yes, that would be fun and rewarding, and no telling Leonardo da Vinci that the Mona Lisa should have blonde hair OR telling your mom that she shouldn't have another child!)[/size][/font]
[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3]4) You may converse with people from other time periods, but going back to rule 3, you can't change anything.[/size][/font]
[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3]5) The RPG posts must be well-written (punctuation, spelling, grammer, etc.)[/size][/font]
[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3]6) If you get eaten by a dinosaur, you're definetly dead. No coming back alive.[/size][/font]

[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3]And, last but not least, your sign up form! Yay![/size][/font]

[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3]Name: [/size][/font]
[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3]Age: (preferably between 11 and 15) [/size][/font]
[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3]Gender:[/size][/font]
[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3]Personality:[/size][/font]
[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3]Apperance:[/size][/font]
[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3]Bio: [/size][/font]

[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3]And, my sign-up![/size][/font]

[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3][u]Name:[/u] Dolly Cailean[/size][/font]
[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3][u]Age:[/u] 12[/size][/font]
[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3][u]Gender:[/u] Female[/size][/font]
[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3][u]Personality:[/u] Many doctors think that Dolly has a [u]severe[/u] case of ADD or even a brain damage of some sort. She is a really hyper, off-the wall child. Thank goodness she's really lucky or else she'd probably be dead by now. She rarely ever thinks before she acts or the penalties of doing so. She is extremely positive and loves everything happy. She also likes to skip and awful lot and when she laughs, many people come running because they think their dog is dying. [/size][/font]
[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3][u]Apperance:[/u] Dolly has blonde hair that she usually wears in pigtails and blue eyes. She's just got an aura that kind of says: "Hey, look at me, I'm about to run into that tree and think it's my grandma." She's doesn't resemble a stick in any way possible (to put it a nice way) and her cheeks are always a rosy colour. [/size][/font]
[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3][u]Bio:[/u] Dolly was dropped on her head often as a child, which is probably why she's like how she is today (although, her parents won't tell the doctors that). She lives in a little cottage and is fed cookies by her grandmother everyday. Her grandmother lives with the Cailean family and simply put: Dolly's the only one that likes her and it's only 'cause she's got a really short attention span. She has a pet turtle named Speedy and and a pet poodle named something different every week. The only reason Proffesor Z actually let Dolly go on this trip is because he owes her mother 20 bucks. [/size][/font]

[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3]Okay, have fun! [/size][/font]

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[b]Name:[/b] Russ Everwood
[b]Age:[/b] 11
[b]Gender:[/b] Female
[b]Personality:[/b] Her mother thinks she's a child prodigy and her father thinks she's going through an insanity phase. What's the difference, right? Russ enjoys annoying people named James and calling them Kitty [lol, Motfati] and calling people named John 'Moose'. She hates everyone named Kevin. What an evil name. Russ is sort of silly at times but most of the time she likes to sit around quietly and tell people that they're communist. She does not perspire.
[b]Apperance:[/b] Short, layered hair that is brown and gray eyes. She is the normal height for her age and is the normal weight. [whether that be fat of skinny according to the charts.]
[b]Bio:[/b] Russ has the biggest house in the neighborhood and her father secretly steals money from Allstate insurance company. She likes to live in a big cardboard box at the end of the neighborhood and collect pictures of the 9/11 attack and sell them to Osama-look-a-likes. After being harrased by a blind cop, she decided to live in her house again and spent most of her time going to the Google website and using the words 'Violas' and 'Pathetic' together so that everytime someone writes the word 'Pathetic' on Google, the national Viola website will come up.