Sign Up Celebrity Survivor

[Motfati]

[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=2]So, the last RPG didn't quite work out, but there hasn't been a comical RPG in a while and gosh darn-it I want to get one going! Lol.[/size][/font]



[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3]We all know Survivor. We all know celebrities. We all know we like to make fun of both of them. So here's the scenario...[/size][/font]

[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3]One day, in the beautiful mansions of each celebrity, morning arose and they all woke up. (Wow.)But, instead of eggs and toast in bed, they found a camera and some annoying host![/size][/font]
[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3]Host: [cheesy voice] Hey! Good morning, sleepy head! Rise and shine! You're going on an island today![/size][/font]
[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3]Celebrity: What the crap?[/size][/font]
[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3]Host: Yip, yup! Get ready, hurry, hurry, hurry! Your plane leaves in 2 hours![/size][/font]
[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3]Celebrity: Guards! Get him out of my room![/size][/font]
[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3]Host: No, no, no! No more convienences for a long while! You're living the simple life! Now get up![/size][/font]
[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3]Celebrity: [gets up. starts to get dressed] Mmmnnhfgurthyiehnmmm...[/size][/font]
[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3]Host: That's the spirit! Oh, and don't forget; you get to bring three items you want on the island, but no cellphones or laptops! And remember, there isn't any electricity on the island, so, no plug in things I guess! [shurgs, supporting a corny smile][/size][/font]
[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3][two hours later...][/size][/font]

[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3]Host: Well now, you all know what to do! You each get a backpack... [hands each celebrity a pack] ...and in it, you'll find a journal, a few pens, and one hand held radio ONLY for emergencies! [gets angry] ONLY! [goes back all spunky and happy] Okay then! Well... [jumps onto convinently flying helicopter] ...see you later![/size][/font]


[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3]So, your main idea is that you are a celebrity and you have been chosen to participate in the Ultimate Celebrity Don't-Drive-Each-Other-Too-Crazy Island Show! (hosted by Motfati) Just pick a celebrity, and we'll go at it. There's not too much of a plot, but you're all together on one island, so you'll more than likely be communicating with everyone. Just, try to survive and don't resort to committing suicide and you'll be fine! Don't worry.[/size][/font]

[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3]So, here's-a you sign up form![/size][/font]

[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3]Celebrity: [size=2]Pick any well-known celebrity to play. [/size][/size][/font]
[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3]Picture: [size=2]A picture of the celebrity if you can get one. [/size][/size][/font]
[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3][font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3]Three Items: [size=2]What three items your celebrity brought.[/size][/size][/font]
[/size][/font][font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3]Skills: [size=2]To survive on an island, you're gonna have to have skills other than singing![/size][/size][/font]
[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3]What Usually Goes Through Your Head: [size=2]Just a short list of things your famous character usually thinks about.[/size][/size][/font]
[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3]Bio: [size=2]This, of course, is going to have to be completely made up, but feel free to use real events and such![/size][/size][/font]

[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3]That should just about do it. Here's my sign-up form:[/size][/font]

[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3]Celebrity: [size=2]Martha Stewart[/size][/size][/font]
[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3]Picture: [size=2]n/a[/size][/size][/font]
[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3]Three Items: [size=2]A sewing kit, an apron, and a pair of scissors[/size][/size][/font]
[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3]Skills: [size=2]We all know Martha! She can pretty much make anything out of anything. She's sure she'll be the most useful player in the bunch! She can also make a wicked coconut pie![/size][/size][/font]
[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3]What Usually Goes Through Her Head: [size=2]"Wow, that leaf sure would look good on a kitchen counter" ... "Would you look at that? An eggplant would make that a perfect touch in any teenager's room!" ... "How does he live without that wallpaper used as a toilet seat?"[/size][/size][/font]
[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3]Bio: [size=2]Martha was a pretty normal child when she was growing up, but boy, did things change! Her mother taught her how to sew and she went crazy! She ended up making a life sized house out of recycled spinach and actually won the school science fair by constructing a projector out of lint. Most kids hated her, and that was understandable. They shoved her into lockers, called her "How-To Woman" and even stuffed old clothing down her back when given the chance! Martha's childhood was a not a good one, sociably. But, when she got older, she sent each and every one of those kids a letter, sending them a penny and saying: "This is how much my childhood meant to me. You were included there, too. Happy holidays, pig!" Wow, what a nice lady![/size][/size][/font]


[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=2]UPDATE: I'm going to keep this thread going until the end of the week (Saturday, March 13, 2004: Almost on a Friday! Doh!) and from there, I'll decide who's in and who's not (unfortunately, not everyone can fit on the small island...) and we can start it on Monday! Thanks![/size][/font]

[KKC]

[size=1][color=darkgreen]Yay!

[b]Celebrity[/b]: Billy Boyd
[b]Picture[/b]: [img]http://www.great-scot.net/officials/o_billy12.jpg[/img]
[b]Three Items[/b]: Guitar, Surf Board, Kilt (XD)
[b]Skills[/b]: Good thing the skills are listed on the official website ^^
~Clean Driving Licence
~Foil fencing (Grade 7)
~Jeet Kune Do (phase 4)
~Filipino Kali (Phase 4)
~Guitar/Bass Guitar
~Good ear for accents (Native Glaswegian)
~Surfing
~Drinking
[b]What Usually Goes Through Your Head[/b]: "If it ain't Scottish it's crap!" - "Kiss me, I'm posing." - "Eat more haggis." - "I'm not a stalker!" (probably incorrect)
[b]Bio[/b]: Born in Scotland Mr. Billy had a pretty tough life. His Faja died when he was only 14 and his maja died one year later. So, like what you see on TV, Billy went into a deep depresion. He had wanted to be an actor, but after his parents died and an evil guidence teacher told him to just give up, he became a book binder ^_^ After a year of binding books he decided this was bull **** and applied for some drama place. He was soon casted in low budget stuff like "Taggart" and "The slab boys", but after meeting Peter Jackson and later stealing his car, he was a star! Isn't that nice ^^. [/size][/color]

[Farto the Magic]

[COLOR=DarkRed][B]Celebrity[/B]: Snoop Dogg

[B]Picture[/B]: [URL=http://us.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/0627-hip/Events/0627-hip/doggsno2.pdo?path=pgallery&path_key=Dogg,%20Snoop]Click Here.[/URL]

[B]Three Items[/B]: His gun, pimp clothes, and his bling.

[B]Skills[/B]: Making up annoying words and phrases that make you want to shoot yourself. Shizzle ya'll. Saying things that you can hardly make sense out of. Know I'm sayin'? Popping a cap in his enemies. Getting shot at in the Doggmobile.

[B]What Usually Goes Through Your Head[/B]: New words and phrases, where to hide when the cops come by.

[B]Bio[/B]: Born in the ghetto, he's shot and beaten his way to the top. Now ratings are slipping and he needs a gimic to gain popularity.[/COLOR]

[Dragon Warrior]

KKC made me :<

[b]Celebrity:[/b] Johnny Depp
[b]Picture:[/b] [img]http://www.2upbeatmag.com/TAKE-FIVE/take-5-johnny-depp-6.jpg[/img]
[b]Three Items:[/b] A Pistol with one Shot, THE STICK to beat fangirls off with, Cutlass :)
[b]Skills:[/b]
-Being a Pirate
-Commodering a ship
-Persuasion
-Writing (cough*Secret Window*cough)
-Having dashing good looks
-Medic work (Sleepy Hollow)
-Kicking Major *** (Once Upon a Time in Mexico)
[b]What Usually Goes Through Your Head:[/b]
-Why the rum really is gone
-What Tim Burton movie shall he star in next after Willy Wonka
-How many fangirls have visited his site since last night?
[b]Bio:[/b] He's the guy who TIME magazine named sexiest man of the year in 2003. W00t w00t! He's also the idol of my friend at school, but let's not go there. I didn't just choose Johnny Depp because he's awesome and I'm getting my hair like his in that picture (minus the super length), it's because he's a good actor. Starring in many Tim Burton films (amazingly enough not in Big Fish) and then some. He usually has to make daring escapes from screaming fangirls, but if he's cornered, it's time to unsheath THE STICK, which he uses to beat them off with. His life must be very hectic with all girls wanting his body (kind of reminds me of me). How is he gonna survive on some island with women... there's nowhere to run...

That should be fine...

[Shinmaru]

Heh, after thinking it over for a while, I decided that I could not resist joining and poking fun at David Duchovny :p

[b]Celebrity:[/b] David Duchovny

[b]Picture:[/b] [img]http://www.angelfire.com/ga/sculder/images/s8promo.jpg[/img]
[b]Three Items:[/b] Suit and tie, FBI badge (the one from The Simpsons, of course :p) and a picture of Gillian Anderson (to talk to when he gets lonely at night - poor Mr. Duchovny).

[b]Skills:[/b]
- Solving generally easy problems with nonsensical hunches and logic.
- Convincing people to go along with said nonsensical hunches and logic.
- Being paranoid about anything and everything.
- Looking like he knows what he's talking about, due to his suit and tie.
- Being more famous than Gillian Anderson.
- Managing to stay alive after doing a movie with both Orlando Jones and Seann William Scott...at the same time!
- And, of course, not being killed by aliens. That's a rather handy skill, methinks.

[b]What usually goes through his head:[/b]
- We're so close to the truth!
- *after watching Evolution* Wow, I'll star in just about anything.
- Where the hell is Scully?!

[b]Bio:[/b] David Duchovny made quite a career for himself starring on The X-Files along with Gillian Anderson. However, after leaving the show, he has not been so lucky...his movie career has gone downhill and has driven Mr. Duchovny crazy! Now, he is entering this contest in the hopes that he will regain some of his former glory. Along the way, he developed schizophrenia and he now actually thinks that he is Fox Mulder, the character he played on The X-Files. Needless to say, Mr. Duchovny has gone of the deep end, but it's all for the good of the show, I think.

And that's about it...I was [i]this close[/i] to going with Weird Al Yankovic, but I think I'd have an easier time doing posts as David Duchovny :p

[Mist]

[color=orange][size=1]This looks interesting.... [b]Celebrity[/b]: Rosie O'Donald (Somebody's gotta be her!)

[b]Picture[/b]: [url]http://www.angelfire.com/ca/robdoggspage/images/rosiechub.jpg[/url] [b]Three Items[/b]: Wedding Band from her lovely wife, a tape from her old talkshow, and, of course, a beloved twinkie
[b]Skills[/b]: The ability to fool television coporates into giving her her own daytime talkshow, making gay relationships become controversial again, maintaining her weight, being the only comedian who truly is not funny
[b]What usually goes through her head[/b]:
-"We can do it together!"
[b]Bio[/b]: Rosie enjoys long walks on the beach, talking on the phone with her friends, spending time with her wife, annoying the crap out of anyone within a ten foot radius of her, annoying anyone within a twenty-foot radius of her. Rosie has discovered that gay relationships is not a new controversial topic, so she has decided that she must come up with another solution to put herself back in the limelight. Maybe the public will sympathize her if she commits to being on a show such as this....[/color][/size]

[Flo]

[COLOR=DarkRed] Lets bring in the ditzy blond!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Celebrity: Briteny Spears
Picture: [URL=http://www.otakuboards.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=17869&stc=1]here[/URL]
Three Items: Hair-produts,make-up,& pepper spray
Skills: Knows karte,kung-fu,& pillates
What Usually Goes Through Your Head: -"I can see my feet!More implants!"-
Bio: Briteny lived a life of peace and harmony.Her parents were both hippies put Briteny left them to find her dreams of singing.She soon hit top records.Each day becoming more famous.She left her boyfriend in the dust moving on to bigger men.She is still a rivil of Cristen Agilair(sp?).
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[DDG]

[font=Arial][size=1][color=gray]After thinking it over last night, I've decided to join as my favorite actor![/color][/size][/font]

[font=Arial][size=1][color=gray][color=darkslategray][b]Celebrity:[/b][/color] [i]Anthony LaPaglia[/i]
[b][color=darkslategray]Picture:[/color][/b][/color][/size][/font]
[font=Arial][size=1][color=gray][b][color=darkslategray] [img]http://www.otakuboards.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=17877&stc=1[/img][/color][/b]
[/color][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=1][color=gray][b][color=darkslategray]Three Items:[/color][/b] [i]His FBI Badge, a gun, and a picture of his children.[/i][/color][/size][/font]
[font=Arial][size=1][color=gray][b][color=darkslategray]Skills:[/color][/b] [i]-Great interrogating skills[/i][/color][/size][/font]
[font=Arial][size=1][color=gray][i]-Good at finding missing persons[/i][/color][/size][/font]
[font=Arial][size=1][color=gray][i]-Can cover up emotions[/i][/color][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=1][color=gray]
[color=darkslategray][b]What Usually Goes Through Your Head:[/b] [color=gray][i]'We'll find him/her/them', 'I've always thought it was my fault', 'I'll kill this guy if he doesn't tell me where he/she/ they are now!'[/i][/color][/color][/color][/size][/font]
[font=Arial][size=1][color=gray][i][b][color=darkslategray]Bio:[/color][/b] Growing up, he was always interested in finding missing things. If someone's key was lost, he'd find it in a jiffy. When he graduated from High School, he decided that acting was safer than becoming a real police officer so he tried out for a role in 'Without A Trace' and went on to become the star of the show. After running out of ideas for missing persons, the show was cancelled and Anthony was without a job. He applied for a spot in the Celebrity Survivor, thinking that maybe his acting career would get a boost if he won.[/i][/color][/size][/font]

[font=Arial][size=1][color=#808080][i]He prefers to be called Jack Malone, after his Without A Trace character, over Anthony LaPaglia. Infact, after the show's cancellation, he legally changed his name to Jack Malone and even tried to become a real missing persons agent, but was fired after trying to bring in a video camera to tape him during his work, thinking it would make a great reality show.[/i][/color][/size][/font]

[Queen Asuka]

[color=hotpink][size=1][b]Celebrity:[/b] Paris Hilton

[b]Picture:[/b] [img]http://www.angelfire.com/goth2/plushmistress/paris.jpg[/img]

[b]Three Items:[/b] Tinkerbell the Chihuahua, tanning lotion, a pair of glass heels perfect for the runway.

[b]Skills:[/b] Paris is especially talented in honing in on obscure bars and knows how to be the life of any party scene. She's also excellent in picking up men, no matter what their age or station in life. After all, she is a model/actress.

[b]What Usually Goes Through Your Head:[/b] "I know I look better than Nicky!"
"There's the guy I'm going home with tonight."
"What's Wal-Mart?"
"I don't have anything to wear..."
"If you can't see my crotch, it's not short enough."
"Of course I didn't make those sex tapes!"
"I need to call daddy and get some more money..."

[b]Bio:[/b] Heiress of the Hilton Empire, Paris has been born and raised in the lap of luxury. She is extremely beautiful, exquisitely sexy, and has a knack for being the life of the party. She is known to sport some interesting runway classics and is always seen by the side of her older sister, Nicky. She has a darling chihuahua, Tinkerbell, that draws even more attention to her (like she needed it, right?).

She has already participated on a reality show, The Simple Life, and feels that she is well equipped for "going without." She's sure that as long as there are a few guys, she can always find a way to have fun. After all, she is very creative and has a flair for getting into trouble. Naughty Miss Paris.[/color][/size]

[treton_noir]

[size=1][b]Celebrity:[/b] brad pitt

[b]Picture:[/b] [img]http://www.gifseclips.hpg.ig.com.br/brad%20pitt/28624_maior.jpg[/img]

[b]Three Items:[/b] home-made soap (fight club), the mexican (the mexican), that cooldaddy derby hat from "snatch" (snatch)
[b]Skills:[/b] fighting, shooting, being all around bad-*ss, excessive sexiness, being really big and cut, and... maybe a little acting

[b]What Usually Goes Through Your Head:[/b] (see skills)

[b]Bio:[/b] (see "What Usually Goes Through Your Head")

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[Guest DDR queen^_^]

[COLOR=MediumTurquoise]Celebrity:Julia Roberts

Pic: couldn't find one sexy enough :XD

Items: red lipstick,toothbrush,sunglasses

Skills: can flash a smile, talk her ways out of things, all around nice person...

What goes through their head:"I have the best looking smile ever" :D "I'm so jealous of her big chest" "Why am I so tall?"

Bio: well...its basically in "what goes through their heads"[/COLOR]

[Motfati]

[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3]Okay, I did say that I would wait until Saturday to start the RPG, but it doesn't seem like any more people are joining and I figured I might as well do it now because people have more time on weekends. [/size][/font]

[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3]I have taken each post into consideration and here's who made it:[/size][/font]

[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3]K.K.C as [u]Billy Boyd[/u][/size][/font]
[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3]Farto the Magic as [u]Snoop Dogg[/u][/size][/font]
[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3]Dragon Warrior as [u]Johnny Depp[/u][/size][/font]
[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3]Shinmaru as [u]David Duchovny[/u][/size][/font]
[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3]DDG as [u]Anthony LaPaglia[/u][/size][/font]
[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3]Queen Asuka as [u]Paris Hilton[/u][/size][/font]
[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3]and I will be playing [u]Martha Stewart[/u][/size][/font]

[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3]Thank-you all for signing up and if you wish to still join, PM with your sign-up form and I'll let you know if you're in or not! I'll take them until Saturday. [/size][/font]

[font=Franklin Gothic Medium][size=3]I've started the RPG in the Adventure Arena![/size][/font]