Quotes

[Dragonfaery]

[I]For one thing to exist, another must coexist.[/I]

Yeah... Yin-yang...

[I]Huwah![/I]

A friend of mine kept saying this everytime she understood something. It happens often and can get very addictive when you start saying it... ^_^

[Guest Kaszokun]

Tall people do not belittle, little people because they can really hurt something down there. - Me

In literal terms it applies more to males, do not insult people so much until they hurt something down there. :D The second meaning is do not put people down because they may achieve more things than you and you may walk away with nothing.

[Anne]

[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=Pink]Wow! There are alot of greta quotes but i think my favourite has got to be:
[SIZE=4]ANIME! CRACK IS CHEAPER! [/SIZE]I love this qoute it is so try. I find myself in delimses where i have to chose anime or to eat.

I also like the qoute "You are not bound by the chains of fate"-Ledgens of Dragoons This is so true. People are chose what they want to be its not already set in the stars.

~MEW~
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[ChibiHorsewoman]

[color=darkviolet]The first one i can't be blamed for because it's not my quote!

[b]Easter is the Christian celebration where they celebrate Jesus getting out of the tomb, and if he doesn't see his shadow spring comes early. But if He sees His shadow there's six more weeks of winter[/b]-Lincoln
This is better than this quote he wants me to put on a t-shirt for him about kittens

[b]A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle[/b]-Betty Freidman
This could also be said that a man doesn't need a woman, or a woman doesn't need a woman or all other things. But basically I take it to mean that you don't need to be in a relationship to be happy as long as you're happy you can tell the rest of your family to butt out.

[b]Ew, get it off of me! Stop! Hey, that's disgusting! Mo-om! Hey, what was that anyway?[/b]-my brother
Okay so it wasn't an actual quote quote. I was chasing my brother with a clean panty liner and he was freaking out. It's fun to torture family members

[b]If you give a man a fish you feed him for a day. If you put a fish in your pants, you feel squishy[/b]-
Not to mention the fact that people will look at you in a strange way and avoid you at all costs. And then if you don't take the fish out of your pants it will begin to stink. So putting fish in your pants is NOT a good idea

[b]If you give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. If you teach a man to fish, he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day.[/b]
And then if he sits in a boat and drinks beer all day the Coast Guard will arrest him for public drunkeness and DWI or DUI. It's much better to just give the guy the fish then take him to the seafood department where he can get more fish.

[b]You can still have your opinions even if they're wrong[/b]-me
Just showing how I think I'm right all the time

[b]Do or do not, there is no try.[/b]-Yoda
You can't just be all 'oh, I'll try to do this' you have to be willing to go through with your actions 100% or they all come to nothing at the end.

That's a few more from me to you.[/color]

[Godelsensei]

[COLOR=Gray][FONT=Courier New][b]"It's a [i]girl[/i] fish...!" - Willow[/b] Ah, man, that was hilarious. Basically, we were trying to get my friend's brother's character (alignment chaotic/good O_o") to ingest, or at least touch, one of Princess Goneral's fish. (They're contaminated with unholy water, so Daniel was foolish to step on one. >:^D)

[b]"A sad place is a world where it takes a great deal of independance and rationalization to stop believing in something that has so much proving it to be false." - I have no idea[/b] Take a wild guess. I [i]dare[/i] you.

Does interesting graffiti count in this thread? I think it should. Nothing to live by, but funny, nonetheless...

[b]What the hell, you dickbag, why are you reading this, go suck my dick, you suck, ur a ******, motha fucka.[/b] - the floor in the math hallway O_o

[b]Melinda is a hoe!!!!![/b] - this phrase stays with the pupils of the school I attend forever (it's on the back of the door of the one of five usable girls' washroom stalls at my school)

[b]Hi, kids! Bleeding today? Well, buy one of these!^_^[/b] - the tampon dispenser (I laughed the first ten times I saw that.)

[b]Cut along the lines to KILL BILL!!!! *picture of a stick figure with dotted lines across him in various places*[/b] O_o

[b]Gravitation ----> is grood ----> and gay ------> as in homosexual -----> and if you don't read it -----> your gay. --------------------->as in homosexual[/b] - a desk in the geography room (Haha...)[/FONT][/COLOR]

[Nehszriah]

My quote in my signature is pretty good, I think.

[Kashin]

oh yea quotes lets see hmm? *thinks hard*
oh I know...

You don't have to just put this fish in your ear.-Ford Perfect

This is great it was from the first hitchhickers guide book Arther was complaning about how he was suppose to undrstand a forign language so Ford gives him a Babble Fish to translate

uh yeay thats all I can think of for now but I'll be back!

[SoapyShoes]

I beat the internet.
The end guy is hard.
- anon.

My brother said this once, "Hell is probably just two casinos named the Fire and Brimstone with Sigfried and Roy playing at BOTH of them."

I love the quote by callmegoddess04. Apparently, it isn't easy.

[Guest Yoko]

"They're [I]eating[/I] my people."
- Integra Wingates Hellsing

[ChibiHorsewoman]

[color=darkviolet][b]And if you don't like it well, it sucks to be you[/b]-Mr.M. (I am not going to attempt to spell his last name) my high school chemistry and biology teacher
This was his remark to everything when a kid would complain about an assignment or a grade. Very interesting guy. Someone put a peice of disected pearch in my bookbag (ruined my sketch of SailorNeptune kissing Uranus) once during lab and he wouldn't let [i]anyone[/i] leave prior to the actual class. A kid said 'That's not fair' and Mr. M. replied 'sucks to be you.'

[b]It's pretty boring over here. The most excitement we have is when the trucks come to clean out the port-a-johns. Even the mortar rounds on the other side of the base are boring because they wake us up for no good reason. I hope they clean out the port-a-johns soon. They smell like ****[/b]-Lincoln
I wish he'd shut up and be grateful some times. I mean, he's signal, he takes phone calls all day! He could be infantry and try to get his *** shot off on a daily basis. Yes your life is boring, but hey it's supposed to be that way. If it wasn't you'd probably be seriously injured

[b]And what can you do miss annoyance?[/b]-SailorTin NYanko
I think she was talking to Crow when she said this because her and Crow never got along. Partly becuase Nyanko took over after Siren died.

[b]School prepares you for the real world which also sucks[/b]-Happy Bunny
Well, my school sucked and the real world seems to suck so uh. The Bunny is right!

[b]It worries me how dumb you are[/b]-Happy Bunny
It worries me how dumb many people are and some times I want to tell peopel how much it worries me that people are dumb

[b]The place we're at is north of the Green Zone and if it sucked any harder, light would not be able to escape its gravitational pull[/b]-Lincoln
I like the wording of the sentance. I really didn't know a place could suck so bad that light couldn't escape. Immagine that!

[b]Friends don't let friends date ugly men[/b]-I don't know
Friends also shouldn't let friends date ugly women, but that's another story. The point isn't to have your friends stay away from the physically ugly people, it's the spiritually ugly people you should keep your friends away from becuase they're the ones who will seriously mess up your friend and if you let that happen, what kind of friend are you? Also, if you're friends let you date ugly people, they're not your friends either!

I have no more right now[/color]

[Lady Macaiodh]

[color=darkblue]There is this one Bible verse that's always pulled me through life... sometimes kicking and screaming. It gives me the purest hope I've ever felt.

It went something like this: "For I know the plans I have for you, says the Lord, Plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you a future and a hope." Jeremiah 29:11

I actually went and looked that up in my Strong's Concordance (everybody should have one) so I'd know the right reference.

Anyway, even in my darkest times, that verse helps me say [i]There IS a reason for all of this, and it will be wonderful.[/i][/color]

[Skye]

Well, I have a couple.

Except ye be converted and become as little children, ye shall not enter the Kingdom of Heaven. - Jesus Christ

I may not be Christian, but that one just makes total sense. Its kinda like saying, only the innocent can go to Heaven. Or whereever it is. Summerland...

God made man because he loves stories - Elie Wiesel

^________^ Figure that one out.

We are healed by our suffering only by experiencying it to the full. - Marcel Proust.

The only way to get over your pain is to let it come, and then pass. Or something like that...

[Ellester41]

Well, I don't have many quotes... but here's a couple:

"Blessed is he who sits on a bee, for he shall rise again."
-Anon.
I think it means that even if you get hurt or something (O_o), you can still come back. Or something...

"This place is all confusion. You know what it's like to build walls without nails? Not easy. But it's even harder without wood!"
-A book I read, called "The girl who owned a city" It's actually a good book.

I just think it's funny. The book is about all these kids, all under 12 years old, whose parents died. So they all move to a school and live there. They had to build walls and stuff, apparently. :cross:

-Elle

[slasher]

Its not the size of the dog in the fight that matters, its the size of the fight in the dog.- I forget

That just means even the littlest person can win if he has the will to win in his heart.


[QUOTE]This place is all confusion. You know what it's like to build walls without nails? Not easy. But it's even harder without wood!"
-A book I read, called "The girl who owned a city" It's actually a good book.
[/QUOTE]

I read that book. It was pretty good. Beware of the king of Chicago!

[the_fizz]

[color=royalblue][/color][font=Comic Sans MS][size=4][color=royalblue]I heard this one the other day:[/color][/size][/font]
[font=Comic Sans MS][size=4][color=royalblue]Vegeta: I will not accept the same fate as cream filling![/color][/size][/font]
[font=Comic Sans MS][size=4][color=royalblue]It made me laugh!:p :laugh: [/color][/size][/font]
[font=Comic Sans MS][size=4][color=royalblue]And of cousre my all time fav would be:[/color][/size][/font]
[font=Comic Sans MS][size=4][color=royalblue]Kagome: Sit Boy![/color][/size][/font]
[font=Comic Sans MS][size=4][color=royalblue]What else can I say it is a classic to me.:love: [/color][/size][/font]

[ChibiHorsewoman]

[color=darkviolet]The rest are just extremely random

[b]Friends don't shoot friends[/b]-Bruce Willis Unbreakable
Well as far as I know friends don't shoot friends, I thought this was a very funny quote even though Bruce's character's son tried to shoot him with a hand gun. And it's true, if you're friends with someone you shouldn't try to shoot them. Mostly becuase if you do it kind of breaks the bonds of trust in a friendship.

[b]True friendship is never serene[/b]-Marie de Cervigne
I don't know if I got the woman's last name correct, but that's not what I was going to talk about. The point of this quote is that even the best of friends will fight at times. The thing is after these fights you should try to reconcile your differences our else you'll never be able to have trust in a friendship.

[b]I slept and dreamt that life was beauty; I woke, and found that life was duty[/b]-Ellen Sturgis Hooper
No matter how much you try, life isn't always pretty. You have a duties to fulfill in life and you can't try to get out of them.

[b]If there was a such thing as sorry, we wouldn't need the police![/b] Kino Makoto Bishoujo Senshi SailorMoon
She said this after Matoki and her collided in an episode. The whole episode is full of Sd characters and had a scene of Makoto choking Mamoru so it's definately worth watching. Anyways, I just thought this an appropriate comment comming from someone who's character was such a violent girl.

[b]I'd like to help you with your life, but I'm all out of magic[/b]-T-shirt
How many times have you wanted to say this to a person and just couldn't for fear that they'd run away and call the funny farm?

[b]From all of 'us' to all of 'you' have a great summer[/b]-Amanda's yearbook note to me.
This referes to all our characters that we used in our SM RPG and our stories. We were very strange individuals

[b]Money doesn't grow on cheese ya know.[/b]-Amanda
We were bored and talking about how much we shopped and things like that. Amanda said that she usually took her brother's clothes and wore them when she could. Some busy body girl asked her why and she replied, 'money doesn't grow on cheese ya know.' That became one of our sayings for the rest of the year.

[b]The stupid shouldn't talk, but that's never stopped any of them[/b]-me
I used this quote in a now defunct Gundam Wing fanfic I was writing. I always thought it was very true though. Many stupid people talk about things they know nothing about, but lack of knowledge doesn't stop them from making fools of themselves.

[b]Fact: Cat's don't come with brakes[/b]-Lysol commercial.
Well, they don't. Have you ever seen a cat with a sign around its neck advertising anti-lock brakes or any type of brakes for that matter? I thought not.

[b]Mary had a little lamb. Her father shot it dead. It went to school with her each day between two hunks of bread.[/b]-The morbid version of Mary had a little lamb I learned from my papa (maternal Grandfather)
And for the longest time that's actually how I thought Mary had a Little Lamb went. I had absolutely no clue until I was five that it went: Mary had a little lamb, it's fleece was white as snow ect ect.

[b]Mary had a little lamb...with mint jelly[/b]-guess who taught me that
Well, maybe she did.[/color]

[InuyashaLvr]

[COLOR=DarkOrange]the reason god created men first is because he needed a rough draft before he created the mastepiece!!!![/COLOR] :laugh:

[COLOR=DeepSkyBlue]Inuyasa: Shippo...[/COLOR]
[COLOR=Red]Shippo: what inuyasha? what?!?[/COLOR]
[COLOR=DeepSkyBlue]Inuyasha: Your village called....[/COLOR]
[COLOR=Red]*shippo stands there looking confused*[/COLOR]
[COLOR=DeepSkyBlue]Inuyasha: they said they wanted their idiot back[/COLOR] :smirk:
[COLOR=Red]Shippo: huh??? what????[/COLOR]
[COLOR=DeepSkyBlue]*Inuyasha starts laughing histerically*[/COLOR] :laugh:
[COLOR=Red]*Shippo growls and pounces on Inuyasha and bites his ear*[/COLOR] :mad:
[COLOR=DeepSkyBlue]Inuyasha: GET OFF!!!!!![/COLOR]

^ not really a quote yet funny!!! :D

[COLOR=Pink]The day we met, the angels whispered perfect[/COLOR] :love: :luv: :love2:

[COLOR=DimGray]For the people who talk about me behind my back, thank u for making me the center of your world[/COLOR] :D

there is more in my sig if u wanna read em!