Writing There's Something About Gavynn [New Series]

[Dragon Warrior]

Well, I wanted some new project to do and this was a likely idea coming from my ranting on my LiveJournal :^D The sexy adventures of myself, Gavynn, in which all women want me and all men despise me (aside from the guys who help me) because I'm uber sexah! Sounds stupid, but I'm not gonna lie to you: it is XD Insane comedy, but fun in a box. Read if you dare!

NOTE: The picture below may disturb people XP

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[b][size=4]There?s Something About Gavynn[/size]
Episode 1[/b][/center]

[I]Once upon a time, in a magical world called--oh, who am I kidding, this story takes place on our boring Earth? Hey, I?m the narrator, sup. Ya see, I don?t really like you and you don?t really like me and I--What?s that? You do like me? Well so! I still don?t like you. But nevertheless, I was forced to narrate this story. Disasterpiece Theatre always seems to be forcing people to narrate their stories. What crooks. Speaking of crooks, yesterday, I was going to the bank and I reached into my purse--I mean? my manly luggage *cough*cough* and got out some money. But this robber stole it and I had to chase him down. I hit him numerous times with my pu--manly luggage, but he still got away with a dollar. Can you believe it? It sickens me. Anyways, where was I? Oh yeah? you sure you wanna read this story? I guarantee it?s gonna be boring. Okay! But it?s your funeral. It?s just about some guy being sexy and all women want him and all men hate him. And sometimes vice versa O.o

Here we go anyways?

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We start where Gavynn, the hero of our story, stumbles across the town of Pallet.[/I]

Gavynn: La la la? walking sexy-like.

Kid: Hey, mister. I wanna be the ultimate pokemon master and use poke balls to catch pokemon and use my pokedex to read about them and heal them at the pokecenter and purchase stuff at pokemarts and feed them pokefood and poke poke blah blah blah poke this blah blah blah poke that blah blah blah poke your mama blah blah blah!

Gavynn: O.o;

Kid: o.O;

Gavynn: Umm? Hello.

Kid: My name is Ash. I?m off to Professor Oak?s to get a brand new pokemon, but my rival will be there to create conflict in the storyline.

Gavynn: I see. I?m being sexy.

Ash: I can see that. Well, if you wanna become the greatest pokemon master of all time, you better go to Oak?s before they?re all taken.

Gavynn: Word up.

Ash: Bye! (runs off)

Gavynn: Since the storyline is already lame as it is, I guess I?ll increase it?s lameness by getting a pokemon. (heads up the hill to Oak Labs)

[I]So, Gavynn went up the hill ?til he got to the doors where Ash stood.[/I]

Gavynn: Wtf? The door is closed?

Ash: I want in ;_;

Gavynn: Usually I?d use my sexiness to open it, but I?ll just use what I?ve got so I don?t waste. (picks up Ash with his sexy strength)

Ash: Hey! >:^o

Gavynn: Here we goness! (chucks Ash into the door, breaking it down. He then walks in) Hi, Oak. Poke me >:^o

Oak: Haha, okay, Gavynn. But my, must I say you?re being sexy today.

Gary: Sure are. Allow me to introduce my sexy sister May.

May: I want you.

Gavynn: No time, May. I have stuff to do. Like Oak pokeing me >:^o

Oak: Okay, damnit! Here! It?s the last one.

Gavynn: What is it? ;_;

Oak: It?s called Pikachu. (pushes button and a Pikachu pops up) But it has a bit of a problem.

Gavynn: Like it won?t listen to me in battle? :^(

Oak: No. It?s a gangsta!

Pikachu: **** you all >:^o

Gavynn: Okay! That?s not too bad :^D

Oak: Now you must set off and become one of the greatest pokemon masters of all time.

Ash: Hey! I was suppose to go on this wild adventure :^(

Gary: Too bad, Ash. You?re not as sexy! (punches Ash into a vat of acid)

Oak: Now be off.

May: But first make love to me.

Gavynn: Well? okay.

[I]After Gavynn and May went back home, he set off with his new companion Pikachu.[/I]

Gavynn: Pikachu, what do you wanna do? :^(

Pikachu: I dunno, you sexy beast.

Gavynn: I thought pokemon couldn?t talk.

Pikachu: Hey, foo?! If that ****face Meowth could do it, I can! He be all up in my kool-aid anyways. He be trippin?, dawg!

Gavynn: Hey, I?m coo?, I?m coo?. Gavy-Gav don?t diss on the G when he?s chillin? with his homies!

Bob: Holy crap! What?s that?

Gavynn: Who are you? O.o

Bob: Don?t mind me! What?s that?

[I]The three look up only to see a mansion with a bunny symbol on it.[/I]

Gavynn/Pikachu/Bob: Playboy :^D

???: No, you fools! It is I! The Easter Bunny!

Gavynn/Pikachu/Bob: Awww? :^(

Easter Bunny: And I am your first opponent, Gavynn >:^o

Gavynn: Eh? O.o

Easter Bunny: Shut upness! You took my girlfriend May away from me!

Bob: May and away rhyme *_@

Easter: >:^o (kills Bob)

Bob: Awww-

Easter: You?re all next, you pig-latin pigs >:^o

Gavynn: Dis is serious :^o

Pikachu: **** yeah! I?m ready! This guy is all up in my game, but I?ll hit him to da dirt, word!

Bob: Yeah, he be trippin?, dawg.

Easter/Gavynn/Pikachu: O.o

Bob: Sorry. (dies)

Easter: Back to business!

Gavynn: You can have May back. I don?t want her anymore >:^o

Easter: No! It?s too late, Gavynn. You?re so pimpin? that any girl I get will want you and I can?t allow that! You must be finished for the sake of me and the other guys.

Pikachu: You need to get laid >:^(

Easter: >:^o (shoots Pikachu)

Pikachu: Yo, foo?! That?s not kicka$z!

Gavynn: You shot my bad-mouthed pokemon >:^o Now you dieness!

Easter: What are YOU gonna do to ME?

Gavynn: Watch! (starts to glow with sexiness)

Easter: Holy shickles! He?s powering his sexy aura around him!

Gavynn: Yes, and now you die >:^o

Easter: (chucks moldy eggs at Gavynn)

Gavynn: (sniffs the eggs) Ugh? you walk around with moldy eggs? No wonder women stay away from you.

Easter: That?s it! DIE! (runs at Gavynn)

Gavynn: Wuh oh! (fires his sexiness at the Easter Bunny)

Easter: Ouchies :^o (dies)

Tod: So far, this series REALLY sucks.

Gavynn: Who the hell are you people? >:^o

Gary: Hey, Ash!

Gavynn: It?s Gavynn.

Gary: Yeah, whatever. Let?s battle!

Gavynn: Oy? fine.

[I]So Gavynn and Pikachu tee off to fight Gary and his? umm? Charmander. Yeah, that?ll do.[/I]

Gary: You?re finished even if I just got this pokemon and know nothing about pokemon battles!

Gavynn: Pikachu, do your thing.

Pikachu: **** you! I?ve been shot.

Charmander: *insert annoying language of saying your own name in different ways* (spits fire)

Pikachu: (dodges) Oh, hell no you didn?t! (takes out magnum)

Gary: WTF? Is that a gun?

Pikachu: Yeah, biatch. I?m about to bust a cap in yo a$z too! (fires gun and blows Charmander up)

Gary: (runs away crying) It?s not G rated! Waahhhhh!!!

Gavynn: That was sexy and amazing, Pikachu.

Pikachu: Yeah, but now I need some hoes, word up!

Gavynn: Because you did so well, I?ll take you to Pallet Town?s strip bar.

Pikachu: I wuv you, man.

[I]And so, the first day of this crappy story ends with them going to a strip bar. Riiiight. Well, we?re both fortunate enough to now be able to go since this is the end of the first episode. Booyah! See ya next time? well, actually, you won?t since I?m leaving town. Later, suckers! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha![/I]

[center][size=1]The narrator isn?t actually leaving town since he was gunned down in the parking lot by men with tranquilizer guns filled with jelly. He is now locked in the storage room until the next episode airing. And if you listen to the wind in the night, you can hear the wind. But if you listen to the inside of the storage room, you can hear his gentle swearing. Good night folks and thanks for reading :^)[/size][/center]

[Vicky]

[SIZE=1][B]Great stuff, I laughed my head off, seriously. Where do you get this stuff?! I loved it, and Pikachu swearing was good enough to make me laugh! I can't wait to read more of this, it's really good. Hope you've got more of h
this story soon, because I sure is hell will read it! ^___^[/SIZE][/B]

[Dragon Warrior]

Yes yes, it was very sexy, I know. I probably should've warned that it's not for little kids, though, since it has sexual language and situations XD Anyways, if enough peeps like it, there will be more. I've learned my lesson in the past that you don't waste time on a story if only one person likes it ^_^

[Boo]

[color=gray]Gab. Only one thing to say: Shexah as always.
And if you won't provide me with more of this I'm going to cry ;_; and steal you shexahness with this melon.[/color]

[sahkiryce]

[FONT=Verdana][COLOR=Purple]Haha this was a funny one . . . it cracked me up . . . very nice satire on the whole Pokemon thing hahaha :laugh: I wonder what the next episode will be like ^_^ I must say . . . this was quite comical ^_^ Nice work![/FONT][/COLOR]

[G/S/B Master]

Like I said, make a "Everybody hates Gavynn" series XD.

That picture SERIOUSLY disturb the hell out of me. I will never think right ever AGAIN!

[TheShinje]

[font=Verdana][size=1]Great stuff Gavynn, funny as hell as always it is.[/size][/font]
(even though hell is no laughing matter, since it is filled with fire and deathness and stuff, but, eh...)

[font=Verdana][size=1]I cannot wait for next chapterness. :D[/size][/font]


[font=Verdana][size=1][b]I find that picture disturbing, very, disturing[/b][/size][/font]

[DeadSeraphim]

[COLOR=Indigo][SIZE=1][FONT=Arial Narrow]That is awesomeness. Total uber awesomenes. Of course, awesomeness like that demands more awesomeness so you should make a new epidose post-haste. Oh and great poster. Especially that 'Special Appearances by CrH' bit. Otherwise its slightly disturbing. :p

~CrH~[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[Brasil]

Am I the only one here who finds this just a bit unreadable? I mean, DW (haha, Darkwing Duck! DW? Nevermind), I appreciate what you want to do with this, but it's just so chaotic and so random. I don't feel any cohesion at all. Maybe it's just me, but I can't find humor in this at all. I just see...random, nonsensical humor with very heavy, liberal dashes of...almost misdirection. I get the sense that there really is no point to this piece, other than to just plop down whatever comes to mind. If that's what you intended, great, but even then, sometimes intent doesn't work.

I don't mean to sound harsh, of course, cause I think you're a really cool cat, but there is only so much that can be done with this type of story, and I think you're starting to exhaust that possibility.

EDIT: The picture isn't disturbing necessarily. I find it quite amusing. ^_^

[Gavin]

[font=Verdana][size=1][color=black]Heh heh, great story Gavynn, really great story. I have to say that this is some of your best work to date, although I also have to admit that it's not as funny as [b]Pirates of Otakuboards[/b] which you said was to be a series aswell. *Nudges Gavynn with Shotgun into finishing previous story *.[/color][/size][/font]

[font=Verdana][size=1]The whole Pokémon-esque theme to it was really great, heh Pikachu's lines were entirely too funny and you did a great job with the battles. I do have one small question though: [u]Where's Gavynn equally sexy cousin Gavin who joins him in his sexy adventures[/u] ? [/size][/font]

[Skye]

Dang, your vain! ^.^ Sexi too. ^.- Nice one, Gavvyn-kun. I have to say, next time you might want to break it into chunks... its a lot to read. Not that I have a problem with it - ::hides from Gavvyn's Sexiness Attack:: EeP!

[Zen]

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Wow, thats just hilarious in a corny movie spoof way. Its like those Charlie Sheen spoofs but Pokémon style. I love 'em! I can't wait to see the second episode. My favorite characters were Pikachu and Gayvnn by the way. Good job. [/color][/size]

[Eli]

That is just totally awesome. I love it- like your sexayness. ^-^ *Am still LMAO* Can't wait until the next one comes out- keep it up!

[Guest LilyChan]

Mwa ha XD This is hilarious! Hurry up, fuu XD;; I want to read more ;-;

[Annie]

[color=darkslategray][size=1][font=Lucida Sans Unicode]At it again, eh, Gavynn? Trying to seduce these unknowing girls?

I'm sorry to disappoint you ladies, but there is a terrible situation at hand. It's about this so-called "sexah" Gavynn. He has a *coughs* little problem. Yesh, he develops these random stories to compinsate for his *coughs* small *coughs* characteristic. If you do not follow, I'm talking about this: =D

Yesh, sexahness is destroyed. A shortie, nonetheless, is Gavynn.

LOL, you know I loveness you DW. I laughed my *** off. So..Hurry up with the next episodeness![/color][/size][/font]