Oh those embarassing stories

[ChibiHorsewoman]

[color=darkviolet]So does anyone have any good ones to share? They can be about other people if you need them to be.

One of my best is this one that honest to everything didn't happen to me!:

I was trying to hook my now husband up with my best friend (extremely long story but not messy!) so we all went to this amusement park (me, Lincoln, Matt and Becky) I got Matt to go on the Tilt-a-whirl and when he got off he looked a bit green. But he's a bit strange (long story again, but let's just say he's somewhat afraid of my 5'9 1/2 125lb hubby and he's 6'1 203lbs) so we thought nothing of it until we went to go on the swings and he almost puked on Becky when he ran to the bathroom. So of course, for the rest of the day I had to ask him if he wanted a cracker or if he wanted to try the tilt-a-whirl again to see if it had repeat effects on his digestive system. Yes I'm an evil evil person! Fear me! :devil:

Well, there's one from your's truely, now it's your turn.[/color]

[Panda]

I was 16 years old and at my very first job at the local movie theater. I had this huge crush on one of my co-workers. He was 21 years old and a college student. We were given the task of restocking the candy in the concession area. I was putting the candy on the shelves and he was handing them to me. I was bent over and reaching behind me and he would put the candy in my hand.

He went to open a new crate of candy and I reached behind me for the next box of candy. Instead of finding a box of candy in my hand I had accidently grab him between the legs! :eek:

He was really funny about it,he just said, "Oh Gail, I didn't know you cared!". I have never been so embarassed in my life. I could feel my face turning beet red. But not to worry! Three years later we got married. So perhaps this was a good thing!

He jokes about it still and tells me I did it on purpose, which I did not, it truly was an accident!!

[Balinese]

[FONT=Comic Sans MS]i was living with my aunt and her son (my cousin, who is a year and a half older than i am), and my little brother had brought over his Playstation and the first Silent Hill game.

i was sitting in my room, which was the catbox room, and playing Silent Hill with all the lights off. Dumb idea.

so i was totally engrossed in the game, and the zombie baby sneaks up behind me at the same time my cousin decides to grab my shoulder. my character got stabbed in the leg as Alex grabbed me, and i jumped about three feet and hit the PS so hard it reset (i WHACKED that sucker).

now Alex thinks it's funny to remind me of that night every time i see him... thank god i never see him much anymore. :sweat: [/FONT]

[ChibiHorsewoman]

[color=darkviolet]I had this really good story that I almost forgot about.

The first time Lincoln came over to my house we were still trying to be just friends (yeah, [i]that[/i] idea sure worked out) We decided to try and play some board games and watch Toonami.

Well I beat him in Balderdash so we tried to play battle ship. I was acussing him of looking at my board so he started tickling me. The tickling ended up like wresteling and I ended up with my face in his lap around the same time my brother and his friends walked into the family room where we were playing.

My brother goes 'Sorry Meg, I didn't know you an' Lincoln Lord of the Underworld were like that' And my face was burning up. Then Lincoln stood up fast and my head made contact with the wood part of my parent's stupid couch. All in all it was a very eventful occasion and the day after that we started going out.[/color]

[NeoNabishen]

I don’t get embarrassed, but if I did then it would have to be the time I lit my finger on fire right before going onstage for black comedy. I put it out fast but it happened to be my first time onstage and I had a hard time recovering. Must have dropped half of my lines. But I came back for the second act and didn’t make any more mistakes. (Still have the scare on my thumb though.) :laugh:

[Skye]

Lessee.... embarrassing stories...

I was 10(I think) and it was field day. OH, blessed field day. We were in the middl of the water games(Can you see where this is leading?). I was wearing my bathin suit top under my shirt(stupid me, it was white) and someone hit me with a water baloon - right in the chest. XD So of course, others started bombing me with water baloons, and a few grabbed their water guns. By the time they let up, I was soaked thorugh, and my shirt was see-through. I didn't live that one up for a long time.

I'd have to say, though, embarrassing can be when your mom shows your baby pictures to everyone. Especially moms of kids in your classes. And then they decide to show your classmates. Yeah.

Another one went like this: I was talking on the bus with one of my friends last year(6th grade) and we were talking about guys. Now, we were giggling in the back of the bus, and they were pestering me about the guy I liked - back then it was Jamin Huggins. He was totally cute, played football(though was kinda well built, not heavy and not huge), and was sweet. He had just got on the bus, and I didn't know it! He sat down in fornt of me when they finally got me to admit it outloud. And he heard. I avoided him for a month after that. We never did much but talk. It was soooo embarrassing!

[Falkon]

[quote name='NeoNabishen']I don?t get embarrassed, but if I did then it would have to be the time I lit my finger on fire right before going onstage for black comedy. I put it out fast but it happened to be my first time onstage and I had a hard time recovering. Must have dropped half of my lines. But I came back for the second act and didn?t make any more mistakes. (Still have the scare on my thumb though.) :laugh:[/quote]

i have burned myself so many times that my friends call me the fire god now. its really kinda funny, because i always bring my lighter to *ahem* school *cough* and burn my friends alive...yeah they get pretty pissed so i have stopped, but when i am near fire, woo boy you better watch your back ^_^

and of course there was the time where my friends and i were in this gully by my house and i lit some dry weeds on fire. Being the stupid person that i was, i told them not to put the fire out, and, when it started to get out of control, we barely put it out.

a similar time my friend and i made a pretty big fire in my backyard, and when that one started to get out of control, we had to put it out in our sandals :eek: boy THAT felt good.
after that we kept lighting a whole bunch of matches and my dad, smelling the matches in the house, (the smoke rifted inside, though we were outsidecame out and said "what are you guys doing."
me: "uh, talking..."
dad: "with matches, huh?"
me: "we only lit a few..."
thankfully we had just buried about 100 matchsticks in the dirt before he came out.

[Lord Rannos]

[COLOR=DarkRed]Good god.....I can't believe that I'm posting this.......

Well, it was a few years back. I was......six or seven, probably. My family and I were vacationing in Arizona.....where havelinas (sp?), a pig-like animal, live. My parents and older brother then convinved me that if I stood on one foot, plugged my nose with two fingers, and sonrted, I would call a havelena. Then, my brother was to catch it in his coat. Needless to say, it didn't work, and my brother managed to get a picture of me doing it......Which he put on the internet.....where all of his friends saw it...... :bawl:.......


Why, oh, why did I post that?[/COLOR]

[kenshinsbabe]

Well, here goes:

My friends and I were all at 6 Flags "Great America." We went on the Superman when it was first new. I kinda like rollercoasters if I get to ride them a few times over, and it was our first time riding it. It tilted forward before it started and I got really scared because I had never done it before. It started and I screamed until the ride stopped. I flailed my legs around and had the deathgrip on the holders. When we were turning back up so that we could get down off the ride, I kicked the guy behind me really hard right in the knee. I felt so bad!!! My friends just laughed. I was only able to say sorry to the poor guy that got kicked with my right leg.