Writing Marxist Pythonianism And You

[Brasil]

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[font=Courier New][size=3]Introduction:[/size][/font]

[size=3][font=Courier New] May I be the first to congratulate you on the purchase of this book. We are thrilled that you chose ?Marxist Pythonianism and You? over the other normal titles out there. But, please be aware that ?Marxist Pythonianism and You? does not include the material that the other normal titles do. This book, ?Marxist Pythonianism and You,? will not solve your financial woes, nor will it make you a Casanova with the ladies or men, depending on your gender and sexual preference, as we do not discriminate at all, in accordance with the bylaws of our National charter. But in this book, you will find very useful tools and information that you can utilize to improve your life, provided those areas that you require assistance in do not inhabit monetary issues or sex or lack thereof.[/font][/size]

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[size=3][font=Courier New] But, this book will be a most excellent guide on your path to spiritual enlightenment. Of course, Marxist Pythonianism is not a cult, despite what some outside parties may profess. We at MP Press do not seek to convert you, as conversion is a violation of the principles set forth in the bylaws of our National charter. We seek to instruct and guide, and occasionally, journey to a neighboring town to engage its citizens in a healthy game of Broomball or a rousing philosophical debate.[/font][/size]

[size=3][font=Courier New] For the purposes of this text, we have divided it up into three sections.[/font][/size]

[font=Courier New][size=3]Section One is dedicated to the History of Marxist Pythonianism, as every member of our cul?er, [i]organization[/i], must be aware of the processes behind its creation and also, be familiar with the founding fathers of Cinnaminsonia, the nation of the conception of Marxist Pythonianism.[/size][/font]

[font=Courier New][size=3]Section Two handles the philosophies, psychologies, ideologies, and worldviews of the Marxist Pythonian. Section Two may be difficult to digest, though, so we have requested and been granted the assistance of such great thinkers as Marx (Bros), Monty (Python), and a handful of well respected and world-renowned cognitive psychologists.[/size][/font]

[font=Courier New][size=3]Section Three is a collection of essays from the leaders of Cinnaminsonia, the founder of Marxist Pythonianism, and again, a handful of respected and dignified bigwigs in the field of entertainment and psychology.[/size][/font]

[font=Courier New][size=3]Now that I have outlined the three sections of this book, let?s begin. Please turn the page.[/size][/font]

[Shinmaru]

Heh. Pretty darned good, just like I was telling you on AIM (before my computer went bonkers and got cut off, that is). I like the whole self-help book feel that you have going on with this. And, despite the fact that it doesn't help with monetary or sex-related problems, which make up about 90% of human troubles in my estimation, it's still pretty cool. I demand more!

*turns the page*

[TheShinje]

*turns the page also-ness*

Great read, very well articulated an worded, coudln't have done a better self help scheme parody myself, hehe.

I do believe Marxist Pythonianism my be the answer to my inferiority complex! I do wish it would help me with the cash woes too.