Writing Ah, the joys of water

[Annie]

[color=darkslategray][size=1][font=Lucida Sans Unicode][center]Water, lovely water,
99 cents,
One full liter (33.8 FL OZ) of purified, non-carbonated water,
Enhanced with minerals for a pure, fresh taste,

Dasani, pure and clear,
a product of [i]The Coca-Cola Company[/i],

You delight me with your cleanliness,
You revive my quenched throat,
You save my health and clean my caffinated system,
You make me want to pee,

You force me to perform the delicate and graceful dance,
Sitting, standing, it makes no nevermind to you,
You are water, cheap and careless water...

I can't think of anymore to say to you...water...[/color][/size][/font][/center]

[Skye]

*chokes on her Coke* You! That is freakin hilarious, Annie! Veyr true, but still! OUtragesly funny! *appluades while cleaning up Coke mess*

[Charles]

This reminds me of Andy Warhol's Campbell's Soup can. You're observing an everyday object most people come into contact with but probably don't notice. Instead of doing it to make a statement about the crap people consume on a daily basis, however, you're putting a humorous spin on it and I like that. I think it began better than it ended but the line about how it makes you pee is just too great. :D

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[Radaghast]

Wow, you must really not want to leave that computer. Check her myO on that one.

I think its extremely funny how the most unlikely companies own products almost unrelated to what they usually sell.

Hence: Hallmark cards own a movie studio

What? Ok, I know they have the Hallmark channel, but that's not enough. A movie studio.

And the fact most people don't know that VH1 is a part of MTV. I find that one funny.

Also, 99 cents for water!? Where did you buy that? Here in Kansas a bottle of water runs around 2 bucks! Do you get a rebate, or what?

[Guest Midnight Rush]

WHERE THE HELL CAN YOU GET DASANI FOR .99$? Coca-Cola.... ^_^.... ^v^ Just love all of their products.

Anyways, that is damn funny... how'd you come up with that one? The mundane can become rather un-mundane when examined from a different, non granted, perspective (or peespective?).

[Annie]

[color=darkslategray][size=1][font=Lucida Sans Unicode]^_^ I'm happy to see such reactions. You can get a [b]liter[/b] of Dasani water for 99 cents here in Texas.

How did I come up with something like that?

Well, I really did have to pee. And I cursed out the bottle of water, in which was 3/4 of the way gone, for my dilema. I started to look at the label and the contents and decided I would take my vengence and put it up on the internet for all water drinkers out there to see..that way, this horrid tragedy wouldn't happen to anyone else.

You are most welcome.[/color][/size][/font]