RPG [Farse Tales] :^D

[Dragon Warrior]

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It was time! Time to set off on the epic quest that'd decide the fate of Domking Kingdom! Ooo... exciting, yes.

Our lofty heroes had just recieved word from the king that they must set off on this noble adventure to save Princess... er... her name's not important. So they started off. Their first stop was to shop around a little in the town of Domking just outside the castle. The heroes decided to split up in groups so Bobagorn went with Jack and Loki went with Ryo. How dull ;_;

'Dis is where our story opens :]
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Alright. I started us off in the short sense. We don't have lots of money, but just need some basic utensils and such. Have fun :D

[Guest Midnight Rush]

Bob-agorn and Jack walked through the streets of the huge and bustling little quiet country town. They entered a shop entitled "Jane's Pencils and Beefjerky".

"I say Bob-agorn, we may find some mighty artifacts in this quaint shop!"

"Yea! Like a Sanford pencil with a good eraser... that would be an amazing find."

The shop itself was rather empty, the shelves half-lined with various types of pencils and exotic beef jerkies. The girl behind the counter was a rather good looking girl.

As Bob looked over the various jerkeys (one claimed to be from the cow that Charlemagne reincarnated into), Jack grabbed a handful of pencils, thinking that he could impress the girl by buying a lot of them. As he walked up to the counter, he tripped over his mage-type robes and the pencils flew everywhere as did his things. A copy of the laboriously hand written, yearly published, naughty magazine, [i] Sassy Milkmaids[/i] (written by a rogue monk and drawn by hand) flew out of his robes, right into the hands of the shop-girl.

"You bastard! You ugly sinful man! Get out of my shop!"

"But I want to buy some pencils!"

"I don't want to sell you my pencils!"

He thought quickly, "I'll do magic for you if you'll sell me some pencils."

"Get out you perve- magic you say? I once had an aunt who could turn a cow's behind into a frog... but then she kissed him and he turned into a cow again. We always thought it had something to do with the leaves she burned as incense."

"Barbara's sneakers! Allen's white shirt! Firing leekers! This sure will hurt!" Jack incanted. All Bob did was roll his eyes and continue to look for good jerkey.

The magic looked like it was going to work! A small globe of fire formed between his hands and he said: "Strike!"

The globe shot towards Bob, but changed directions and set Jack's robe on fire. "You accursed hag! You withering witch! Look what you've done to my mighty spell! You must have some enchantment on your person! I demand that you submit to a full search immediately!" Jack Jack-smithy roared!

Bob quickly pushed him out the door, and holding Jack outside with one leg, paid for some jerky and they left.

[Hinata]

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A lone figure stood in the midst of a small crowd of loyal servants he had gathered. They stood chattereng amounst themselves chatting about new houses new woman, and more importantly Anthonys new changes. Anthony also stod among them dressed in drag and comfostably flirting with a few of the men.

The hooded person in the center just shook his head.' What kind of world is this,' he asked himself once again looking at the 40 men around him.[/I]

'You men," his voice boomed. They all stood to attention and looked at him. Only Anthony was one who seemed displeased by the introduction, held one hand on his hip and glared at the robed figure.

"And lady," he corrected himself and cleared his throat. Athony stood now at attention and smiling.

"You know today that I have called you g-, you all forth to reveal our plan." He turned around and began to direct his attnetion at the rest of the group. "Tonite you all will leave and kidnap the Princess of Domking. This.."

Snickers and giggles were heard among the men in the room. Even Anthony had began to giggle under his breath.

" Um, Mr. Villian, sir," A puny little man in the front raised his hand. "What is the name of the kindgom again."

"DOMKING!"

With that and uproar of laughter shooted throughout the building leaving the figure in the middle scratching his head wondering what was so funny. HE tried to go on with the plan, but the laughs still continued. He wondered if they understood him and hoped the plan would be a sucess.

As the giggls stopped so did the instructions for the plan. "Okay men, and lady," he said pointing at Anthony." Are there and questions?"

Only one raised his hand." Yes you go boy."

"What are we doing again?"

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