SSJ5 Vegeta Posted October 26, 2001 Share Posted October 26, 2001 I think I laughed more today than I ever have before. My friend Ryan had a latex glove he had gotten out of the science room. Me and him sit in the back two seats he sits on the left side of the bus and I sit on the right side. On my bus the back four seats are reserved to high-schoolers. Well he blew the latex glove up till it was bigger than his head and tied it together. Then using a big black permanent marker he painted big round O's for eyes and put a big grin on it like this :D. Then he added a nose. Then he went back and added blue pupils then used a red marker and made the eyeballs all bloodshot. I said he should name it stoney so he did. Then he got an idea. He had his independent hoodie with him so he stuck stoney in the hood with the face pointing out and then put the hoodie over him and stuck his arms out through the sleeves. It was so funny the stoney with his painted on bloodshot eyes and grin peered out of the hood instead of Ryans head. Ryan put down his window and started waving at people that we drove by. Then this little kid up front was a like turn around I wanna' see. And he did his Eric cartman impression and it was so funny because he sounds exactly like cartman off of southpark and he goes : "Hey! My name is stoney!" He acted high and stuff then he grabbed my friend Kyle and he was just being stupid and he goes "Kiss me Kyyyyle!" still in his Cartman voice. Everyone in the back of the bus was almost literally rolling on the ground laughing. Something that's really funny though is on Monday (we're off school tomorrow! :D) he's gonna' actually go to school as Stoney. Now ain't that some funny ****!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mornigndew Posted October 26, 2001 Share Posted October 26, 2001 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: [COLOR=blue]It's kind of funny, and gross too.[/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*GaLxY-GiRl* Posted October 26, 2001 Share Posted October 26, 2001 :laugh:[color=royal blue]That's a pretty funny story! I bet it would have been hysterical if I'd seen first hand....LoL. *SIGH* I've got about a million 'bus stories.' I won't post them unless some one wants me to..... LoL.[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amibasuki Posted October 26, 2001 Share Posted October 26, 2001 LMAO:laugh: :laugh: so, what's this about some more bus stories?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Macaiodh Posted October 26, 2001 Share Posted October 26, 2001 my bus story is about this kid jeremiah. our bus was like yours ssj5, w/ the elementary kids in the front, middle in the middle, & high school in the back. this elementary kid jeremiah was always trying to sneak into the high school section, & he was so cute that the high school girls always helped him. mind you, this kid was 8 years old. well, he snuck to the back & this time he didn't get caught. i hid him in the far back seat in the corner & i sat next to him in the aisle seat. his brothers phillip & kris were in the high school section. i had a crush on phillip so i thought if i chatted it up w/ jeremiah i might find out someting. finally, i caught him staring at my chest. i said, "what?" he gave me this sly grin, this 8 year old kid, & said, "you have really big breasts." i was totally shocked. "where'd you learn to talk like that?" i asked. he gave me this cute evil look & replied, "brothers." that jeremiah got suspended off the bus so many times... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Break Posted October 26, 2001 Share Posted October 26, 2001 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Lady Macaiodh [/i] [B]my bus story is about this kid jeremiah. our bus was like yours ssj5, w/ the elementary kids in the front, middle in the middle, & high school in the back. this elementary kid jeremiah was always trying to sneak into the high school section, & he was so cute that the high school girls always helped him. mind you, this kid was 8 years old. well, he snuck to the back & this time he didn't get caught. i hid him in the far back seat in the corner & i sat next to him in the aisle seat. his brothers phillip & kris were in the high school section. i had a crush on phillip so i thought if i chatted it up w/ jeremiah i might find out someting. finally, i caught him staring at my chest. i said, "what?" he gave me this sly grin, this 8 year old kid, & said, "you have really big breasts." i was totally shocked. "where'd you learn to talk like that?" i asked. he gave me this cute evil look & replied, "brothers." that jeremiah got suspended off the bus so many times... [/B][/QUOTE] [SIZE=1]In England, you don't really use the bus...but that was funny! And the stoney one...lol...[/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 26, 2001 Share Posted October 26, 2001 Heh that was KINDA funny and KINDA gross. Im not in the humor mood right now...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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