Help my "friend"

[vegeta rocker]

As many of you probably know A-kon is coming up and of course i will be frequenting stands of cute asian boys and Pocky. But getting to the point a friend of mine is trying to come up with some pick up lines for the convetion. He is also pretending to be asian, this is not expected to work but it will be amusing.

So can anybody suggest some kinda asian pick up lines?
They don't have to be serious, i mean c'mon, he's using Konnichiwa Baby....

So what should he use?

He also claims that the female singer from Do As Infinity, even though she happens to be an internatonal pop star, she will instantly fall in love with him. ^_^

[SpikeSpiegel]

Well you can have him use a nice direct approach. Tell him to put a bit of lipstick on his collar(suspecting his shirt will have one), an a tiny hint of perfume. When he sees a lady he would like to "get to know better", he should slap her in the 4ss an say shes next. probably wont work but will make for some good stories..

[Anne]

[COLOR=Pink][SIZE=2][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Wel i'm not sure on asian pickup lines but when i heard this one i feel one the floor laughing so hard and started to cry. This one was said to my friend at a party by a drunken stoner, he came over to her of fell on her and said "If you were stuck inside a cupcake, i would eat you out." This pickup line was said to her like three yeard ago and we still laugh about it today whenever we see a cupcake.

I also had a very creative one. I had been walking in the mall with a friend, when a guy came up and asked if we like to take a survey: Well all his questions were like "Did you know I was standing next to someone who is Hot?". It was very dumb but i do have to give created for the creativness of it.

My now fience got me with this one, "Did you know I was a stalker and I so want to stalk you." Very funny, I think I would have been crept out if he didn't ask me that while we were dating.

These are the best pick up lines that I heard.

~MEW~
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[vegeta rocker]

ill be sure to tell him about the one Spike suggested, that will make for some good stories.

[ChibiHorsewoman]

[color=darkviolet]Well, you could always have him say what my now husband said to me when he was trying to ask me out. 'What do you think would happen if we went out?'

There's also the classic line I was proposed by 'Would you be willing to put up with my **** for the rest of your life?' Of course your friend could also add: Or if not the rest of your life, maybe just a small portion of it.

I've never really gotten or heard any good pick up lines Asian or other wise. The worst one I've heard is when R Kelly was asking some woman if he could compare her to his Jeep. And that song was on VH1's 50 worst songs ever.

If i was you I'd probably stay a safe distance away from this guy so nobody would think I was associated with him in any way. Go overboard with that and if he comes up to you say-Sorry, but I don't talk to strangers and run away. For an added bonus, let him try what Spike suggested then pretend not to know him (unless he's your ride. If he's your ride, that coudl backfire!)

Out of morbid curiousity, why does he want to pretend to be Asian? If you're not Asian that's pretty hard to do. It's like trying to be a gerbil, you just can't do it if you don't look like a gerbil. (okay, bad analogy, but I had to try)[/color]

[vegeta rocker]

Yeah well like i said before, "when your looks go".
He just wants to be something other than Mexican for a day.
You know kind of like Antonio Banderas in Spy Kids.

Thanks for the posts, i would like some more in Asian form A-kon is coming hurry. :eek: