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[COLOR=DarkSlateBlue][SIZE=1]I'm pretty sure most of us have seen or at least heard the Mystery Men movie. Here comes the sequal...

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Ever since their defeat of Casanova Frankenstein, the "Mystery Men" have been protecting Champion City. However, a new Super-Villain has arisen, and captured the Mystery Men.
He is...The King of Darkness, Lucian. With his two lead henchment, Lord Behemoth and Lady Leviathan, he has dominated Champion City with his gang, the Hell-Spawn. Uniting the gangs that have fallen due to the Mystery Men, Lucian prepares to take control of the world.
It is up to a new breed of Mystery Men to take down Lucian and the Hell-Spawn, and free the Mystery Men from their captivity.
One Hero has taken it upon himself to do so. He is...the Bartender.

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For those of you still interested, but who haven't experienced the Mystery Men, I shall explain a little. The Mystery Men are working class "wanna-be" Super Heroes with mediocre powers (The Shoveler was one; we also had the Spleen, master of flatulence). It should be more humor than action as well, so try to have your characters crack off some jokes now and then.

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Now, for the Bartender.

Name: Bob Owens
Super Hero Name: The Bartender
Gender: Male
Age: 48
Power: Uses a variety of Sports-Bar themed weaponry. Also, he posses a good understanding of chemestry, due to learning so much about mixing drinks.
Weapons: Darts, poker chips, hot-sauce bottles, nacho cheese, little umbrellas, beer mugs, keg taps, you name it he's got it. As long as it can be found in a Sports Bar.
Appearance: A gruff, heavyset man, about 5'10" and around 190lbs. He's muscular and strong, but has grown flabby from years of being, well, a bartender. He's got a five-o-clock shadow, and close cropped black hair with streaks of gray. He wears worn blue jeans, a black t-shirt, and a shiny black jacket showing the logo of his bar: Bull's Eye Bob's (A target with a dart sticking out of it, Bob written on the dart).
Personallity: Bob is a jovial, kind fellow, kind of gruff but good-hearted. He can be tough and aggressive, but tends to be content with life in general. He has a strong moral code and believes in Justice. He does not permit insulting or harming of his friends and allies.
Bio: Bob is a long-time Sports Bar owner, having run Bull's Eye Bob's for about 20 years now. Since he had first entered a bar, he knew he wanted to own and run one, fascinated by the precise art of drink-mixing, the colorful crowds, and most of all darts, the game the allowed his friends to convince him to enter a bar.
He is a master dart player, ever since taught by his late father. He still wields the ten darts first given to him, each with a red feather at one end, and extremely sharp points at the other. He decided to start up a crusade against Lucian because he abhors crim and those that commit it, though no one is sure why...

Also, here is some data on Lucian, Behemoth, Leviathan, and the many gangs we'll be facing.

Lucian, King of Darkness-A powerful, dangerous mad man possessing knowledge and skill. He is a master fencer, brilliant strategist, and true sadist. He is generally seen in a crimson red shirt, black leggings, and a billowing black cape. Also, he tends to wear the mask of the Hell-Spawn (red with black markings and tall horns; only around the eyes). He is lean, fast, and has cold gray eyes and long blonde hair. He also has a variety of standard Super-Villain weaponry.

Lord Behemoth-One of Lucian's most loyal followers. Behemoth is large and strong, a powerful fighter with superhuman strength. He is usually seen clad in a suit of midieval armor, with a ram-horn helmet. Embossed on his chest is the Symbol of the Hell-Spawn.

Lady Leviathan-One of Lucian's most loyal followers. Leviathan is lithe and seductive, a deadly opponent to any man. She is Behemoth's counter-balance. Where he goes in swinging, she goes in [I]swingin' Bay-be![/I] She wears an appropiately sinful outfit, red leather in copious quantities. She has violet eyes and long black hair. She wields a long spear.

GANGS-
The Hell-Spawn: Lucian's original gang. They wear outifts of reds and blacks in various styles, wearing red eye masks with horns and wielding a variety of weapons (chains, knives, and three-pronged spears preferred).

The Sorority Sisters: A gang of college girls known for brutally shaming and taunting their opponents until they're a quivering mass...oh wait, that's their pledges. The Sorority Sisters (Beta Alpha Delta) are merciless in their attacks, lashing out with overly manicured, heavily painted nails...laced with poison! They also use, for some reason, martini olives and those tiny umbrellas.

The Rock Starz: A five man group, consisting of Leader Led (wields a guitar), Get-tar (also wields a guitar, though slightly less nice), Vocalizer (wields a microphone with stand...and sings...), Baz (a Bass guitar), and Pounder (uses drum sticks, and other percussion instruments).

Bushido Six: A "clan" of Samurai-wannabes from Japan, dressing like Kurosawa extras and wielding katanas.

Brainiacs: A group of hyper-intellectuals that use their complex thought processes to confuse others and eventually cause them to shut down. Very dangerous in that respect, but they are very puny.

The Repo-Men: A gang of thugs that forcefully "reposess" the belongings of others.

More gangs may come. There are five spots left, for future reference.

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Name: Morgan Williams
Super Hero Name: The Zitpicker
Gender: Male
Age: 22
Power: His Zits which explode when touched.

Weapons: A Zitgun personally designed by himself to shoot out Pus and oil.
Appearance: 5'7, Greasy black hair, tanned skin, Black jacket, Black pants and Black, Metal plated shoes. Later on he gets a black Cape, Black hat, a black T-Shirt with the picture of a pimply teen but he keeps the boots.

Personallity: Not very image concious, Quite antisocial and easiyl angered. He is a slight hypocondriac.

Bio: Zitpicker was just your average teen. He had a girlfriend, a job and even his own apartment. Or at least he did untill the Repo man (Evil Gangster) and his crew showed up and "repossesed all of Zitpickers belongings and threw him out onto the street with only the clothes on his back to protect him.
Zitpicker than grew older and wiser (not to mention zittier) on the streets where he became a sort of Vigilante against the low born scum on the streets.

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Name: Sam Beck
Super Hero Name: Mr. Vaudeville
Gender: Male
Age: 26
Power: When fighting he moves around with surprising speed and agility, as he hits his enemies with a cane while making jokes and witty comments.
Weapons: For weapons he uses a unbreakable metal cane as well as special laughing gas grenades that he has developed.
Appearance: He is 6?2? 200lbs. with dark brown hair and brown eyes. He has fairly pale skin with a slight yellow tint. He wears a yellow and black vertically striped suite with white dress pants, as well as black dress shoes.
Personality: When he is Sam he is a fairly quiet and withdrawn person who likes to think of himself as a ladies man. He likes to listen to conversations, even though he never takes part in them. However when he is Mr. Vaudeville he is a rather loud and flamboyant individual. He is constantly joking and singing in a noisy and somewhat annoying way that tends to drive people up the walls.
Bio: Sam Beck was a struggling actor who, needing a place to stay, rented an apartment and got a job in an old theater that showed nothing, but old movies of vaudeville shows. Because of that he is a proficient performer of vaudeville and has an extensive amount of knowledge on the subject. One night while returning from grocery shopping to the theater a few members of the old Disco Boys gang tried to hassle him. Suddenly while surrounded the thugs a strange smile stretched across Sam?s face. Without even comprehending what he was doing he began laughing and singing whilst smacking the largest and strongest of the Disco Boys around, and after Knocking him out he turned and scared the others away. After the fight he ran back to his apartment and realized the tremendous power that lay hidden in the art of vaudeville. From that moment onward he decided to use those powers for truth, justice, and to attempt to pick up chicks.