If you were a evil megalomaniac villian. Super or otherwise.

[Rei_Man]

Surely most people have noticed that most evil villians in videogames and movies rarely seem to have any brilliant ideas at how to take over, or destroy, the world. And those who do never succeed. They always make one stupid mistake that costs them everything.

So, the question I seek to ask you is;
If you were an evil megalomaniac, how would you set about ruling/destroying the world?
And, just as importantly, what would be your motives? Money? Power? The immeasurable satisfaction of stabbing someone throught the chest with a 7 foot sword? Well?

I look forward to reading your suggestions. Feel free to make them unrealistic and funny, but don't go to overboard, K?


[I][B]Note[/B][/I]: Posting a suggestion in this thread does not implicate anyone as a future criminal mastermind with plans to rule the world. Honestly........ hehe.... *shifty gaze*.. :shifty:

[TOTALIMMORTAL]

I'll get straight to the point. If I was going to rule the world I would probably do the exact same thing as Hitler..only...uhh...better. I'd get an enormous group of followers willing to die for my cause to suicide bomb every important location throughout the world at once. The UN headquarters, the white house, the statue of liberty, maybe the sphinx, definitely the eiffel tower (the french will be one of my biggest enemies), etc. I dunno, I can't think of anything rite now, I'm totally brain dead. As usual. Let's just leave it at this: The world better hope for their sake that they [B]don't[/B] find out what I'd do to conquer the world cause it definitely wouldn't be pretty....

[Eli]

[quote name='TOTALIMMORTAL']definitely the eiffel tower (the french will be one of my biggest enemies)[/quote]

Quote! "If the French don't like us, we must be doing SOMETHING right."

Had to say that....um anyway...^_^;

[SIZE=1]If I was ruling the world, I'd destroy it by lining up each person and give them five minutes to pick a death. If they've chosen a death, then I'd kill them that way, just make their death wish slower and more painful. And if they couldn't choose a death within the time limit, then I'd choose the worst death I coud think of at the time (something like tying them up and putting a posionous snake down their throat and let the snake bite the inside of their throat). And just when the person thinks the ending of their life can't get any worse, I'll play the Barney song just to annoy them as they die slowly. MWAHA![/SIZE]

[Okita]

Conquering the world and ruling it is two entirely different things, to do the former is concievable to attempt the other laughable. Human nature tends tpwards greed and selfishness, we only learn kindness and love as we grow, to attempt to rule the world is like trying to block a leeking damn with chewing gum.

Totalitarianism will succeed within a limited sphere, but a tyrant's justification for rule ends with his fist, and there are many more fist in the world than your own, no matter how big your fist really is (figuratively speaking of course).

Thus to subdue the world you must first utter wipe civilization and the existence of humanity from the face of the earth and start everything from scratch, it's the only to succeed really, but since you'll be long dead before your pet project comes into fruition, it becomes a moot point.

To destory the world... now that is very feasible: simple load volatile weapons of mass destruction into rocket and launch them into orbit, from there you may proceed to bomabrd earth until it resemble a swiss cheese... or better yet, drill into earth's core and plant an explosive their, presto! one toasted planet!

And since I'm not insane or otherwise highly unstable, have no childhood trauma, is not possessed by evil entities of great power, is not innately malicious or enjoys the pain of other and not particularly stupid, i have no intention of ruling/destroying the world (or at least attempt to in the former's case).

Besides, it is a cosmically enforcible decree that every super villains get a super hero to one up him/her...

Just give up and settle for your little corner of the world, tyranny does work on small scale against a rather stupid population, you shouldn't have much trouble in becoming dictator of Paris ;)

[ChibiHorsewoman]

[color=darkviolet]I wouldn't make a very good tyrant, I'm not quite evil enough.

Anyway, my way to take over the world would be quite quick and painless since I watched Pinky and the Brain on Animaniacs.

First, I'd try to become president. I'd make very good speeches and justify my ideas with hypnotism.

If the first plan didn't work, I'd make up some kind of device which would reek havock on people's sinuses. Why the sinuses you ask? Have you ever had such a bad sinus infection you just wanted to chop your own head off? Or a migrain. I'm not sure what causes migrains, but I know they're worse than sinus head aches since I've had both.

This plan probably has the best chance of succeeding because people would be in too much pain and nausea to resist me. Besides I'd promise to give everyone teh cure once I was seated in power.

I find that I'd be a fair and just ruler since I'd legallize all sorts of things that our government doesn't allow. I haven't decided my take on capital punishment yet, but I find that public humiliation could do the trick as well as a night in jail. Yes sir, stick a person in the stocks with a posterboard saying what they did and watch the produce fly![/color]

[Prince Van]

Me personally, I'd do sorta the same thign as chibihorsewoman.I'd actually force people into giving me pwoer but I'd go a different way.

I would destroy all military bases and defenses except my own and then kill around 50,000 in each country and then say to world leaders."You can't defends against me or attack me, surrender or ever day I will kill 50,000 more people." Then i would do a really evil laugh.

If they didn't surrender it woudl reult in civil war and the leader would probaly be assassinated then I would take control and give evryone who posed a threat.And if they did I would be in control you see it's fool proof mwawawawawa mwawawawawa mwawawawawa.

[Pawn114]

Well... It would involve mice... with large bombs... strapped to their backs... war elephants, with mounted gattling guns...

In all seriousness, I would do much the same as someone had previously mentioned.... get a couple thousand in each country to either suicide bomb, or just kill them to get power... then, I would build a wounderful army, and invincible citidal (preferably flying, all the scientists in the world -should- be able to make one, right?)... crush all opposition, and watch with an almost omnipotent contempt for the now weak. *insert evil laugh here*

-Pawn

[Warlock]

Well, first I'd make sure to keep a handy guide of [b][URL=http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html]The Evil Overlord[/URL][/b] list with me at all times. And probably wait for [b][URL=http://www.howevilareyou.com]Evil Genius[/URL][/b] to come out too, so I can drain that for ideas.

After the shameless promoting, I'd construct a multi-billion dollar business, using it as a front to fund my shady dealings. I'd also make sure to gain control of the media to help control the masses.

Then I'd bribe my way through important officials and military organisations, before using them as tools to help cripple those I can't control. Then it'd be a 'simple' task of cleaning the rest of the world up for my control.

Of course, seeing as plans never work as they're intended, I'll probably be foiled before things even get underway because of those damned tapped phones. That, or I'll be lucky enough to have someone else try to take over the world beforehand, fail, but leave everything weak enough for me to easily wrest control.

And why would I do it? I dunno, but the saying "History is written by the victors" sounds strangely appealing to me...

[Guest ScirosDarkblade]

Well, I'm too lazy to really go about putting together a plan to RULE the world, ...and come to think of it too lazy to conquer it also. Unless I had the power of, say, Darkseid. Then I'd just blow up every army there was, and take over the entire planet. I'd rule it with an iron fist, killing everyone who opposed me by hurling them into space, having them burn up on their way out of the atmosphere. It'd be really neat if I could pull it off. Anyway, that's the plan.

Otherwise I'd just try to go the way Lex Luthor did, but without trying to take out Superman along the way. That's what messed him up.

Yes, nothing but Superman references. Sorry just in that mood.

[Flo]

[SIZE=2][CENTER][B]*Beware what you are about to read may contain content not sutible for the Sane.*[/B][/CENTER][/SIZE]

[COLOR=Indigo]If I was a evil megalomaniac villian(which I am but, more insane) I would take over the most popular anime company and force the artist to make the villains in the show to be so HOT that the people who watch the show convert to evilness!!!!!! I shall call this plan PLAN Potato. Or maybe PLAN Tomato? Anyway.............. then the converted people shall be evil to other people and make them evil. All thoughs who resit will be dropped from Sears Tower or they well be put in a box with their head still sticking out and placed on the sidewalk near Sears Tower and a penny shall be dropped onto their head intill the are killed.(Evil follower person will be standing on top of the Tower and dropping the pennies.) I then make my evil follower people kidnap all of the world leaders by inviting them to a teaparty. They shall be held intill the people of the country decide how to kill their world leader. Oh and I would also steal the world's suply of CHEESE!!!![/COLOR]
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[COLOR=DarkOrchid]More evil ideas shall come but, I'm late for my teaparty with The Ghost of Hitler and Sadam.[/COLOR]

[Elk]

Well, first i would make a clone of myself so that if i died there would be some one to carry out my plan, then i would make a evil hedeghog just like Shadow except eviler... Then i would build a gaigantic space conlony that was kinda like Earth and live up there, i'd kidnap one of the world leaders and if they didn't surrender kill him on live television with lots of tourtore! *evil laugh* Then i would get my Shadow Hedgehog, which i will name Kaiden no Goten, whih if i am correct should be translated to Stairs to Heaven, and make him muder another world leader and make to be like one of the cases from Case Closed except with no mistakes. Then i would come down from my space colony, called KISS for Keep It Simple Stupid, and tell them that if they didn't surrender and give me 15 billion dollors i would kill 50,000 people and possiably another world leader. Then i would steal everything of value and bring my loved ones up to the colony, icluding mu best friends from San Antonio, Kagome whose real name is Ariel, Kikiyo whose real name is Taylor, and of course Shippo, ehose real name is Christina (wich if they didn't listen to me i'd make Kaiden kill them) Then I would Send Kaiden to go get me these specail shappires that are only found on Pluto and use them to power this gaint cannon and destroy the Earth! *evil laugh*

and if i didn't destroy the Earth and had to take it over, i would destroy every army and everyone in it, except my Aunt's boyfriend Gilbert, then i would send Kaiden to Kyoto to get me some curry powder and chesse, iwould then tell every one that the must surrender or i would move the Earth closer to the sun, thus frying them all, whick i wouldn't really do since i'm trying to take over the world. once the people descover my bluff, i would have Kaiden kill another world leader on national televison with tons of tourtue, then i'd get some nerd to give me spelling lessons and kill him afterward. Evently i'd, Kaiden, better said, kill every world leader and a few other important people then, thus making the world surender to my every wish.

Well, that's my plan for destroying and taking over the world, of course i still got some onther evil ideas, which involve Kaiden assanating and kidnapping more people. You can destroy/take over the world with out lifting a finger...

[Merlin Matrix]

I don't know how I'll ever dominate the world but I know one thing, if it does happen I'm not going to mess with the Jews. People who mess with the jews always seemed to have gotten screwied at the end. But I would screw with the French just, not like killing them orputting them into slavery, or anything like that. I would just put one of the Bush's in charge there.

Peace Love dope,
Miquel Anthony Cremeans :smirk:

[Sara]

[quote name='Warlock']And why would I do it? I dunno, but the saying "History is written by the victors" sounds strangely appealing to me...[/quote][size=1]*reads post slowly, relishing every bit*

God, Warlock. I've missed having you around. *grins*

I don't think I'm cut out for conquering the world. I tend to plan big projects, start out on them, then get a bit of the way through and move on to something else. So I guess I'd have to settle for conquering southeastern Europe, or some such thing.

And the modern age of weaponry isn't really my thing. Hm.

How about this: I would start out by getting myself a couple allies--friends, hired folks, whatever. I'd tell them about my plan in exhange for their help. They'd agree, laugh and forget about it.

I would journey to my target area (Estonia?) and make myself known as some sort of smart person/advisor/whatever. I would eventually work my way up to being advisor to the king. If they had a king. If not, I'd adjust accordingly.

I would spend some time weilding my influence as the [i]real[/i] power behind the throne. (Or...chair. Or...whatever.) Then I'd call on my buddies from the first step (remember them?) and make them some sort of official ruler-like thingy of some small neighboring area.

Having forgotten me, they woudl be pleasantly surprised by my gift of lands and power. However, their initial satisfaction would give way to greed and distrust.

Not yet possessing a large enough force to battle me, they would each sneakily send out soldiers to conquer neighboring areas. Gradually, their lands would become large enough that they could not hold them on their own, and they would choose certain people to govern the outlying parcels of land for them.

The process would repeat itself, [i]ad infinitum[/i] or, of course, when two people claimed the same bit of land. There would be a battle, things would be grand and glorious and bloody, the victors would rejoice, and some of the non-dead of the losing side would run off into the far countryside, establishing their own rule and slowly plotting revenge.

And with that, having single-handedly re-established feudalism, I would retire to a position as wandering bard/scop/troubador, and comfortably go about writing history. Because when everyone else is scrapping, history is also written by those who bother to take notes.

Rock on.[/size]

[Warlock]

[QUOTE=Lore][size=1]*reads post slowly, relishing every bit*

God, Warlock. I've missed having you around. *grins*

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Heh, nice to know I'm wanted. ^_^

And upon further thinking, I've realised the best way is to simply get a time machine, go back to early civilisation, amaze them with technology and unite the ancient world under my leadership, thus entrenching me in all future history.

Of course, that isn't as fun as what I said earlier, and there's always the chance of paradoxes screwing up my day, but it's a start.