Elk Posted June 29, 2004 Share Posted June 29, 2004 Weel, my brother's such a flirt and he's five! He used to have a girlfriend when we lived in San Antnio her name was Amanda. Now he has no girlfriend and he's looking for a girl. One day we were at wall mart and there were these girl scouts selling cookies and he told one of them, "Hey, baby want to go to the park with me?" She just started at him for awhile then asked me if i wanted to buy some cookies... and another on of the girlscouts heard him and said that she'd go with him and she was kinda chuby and my brother said, "No, i don't like fat chicks." Then we left wall mart before the parents got after us. He also invented a song that he said he heard at school but i doubt it, maybe it was the radio or something, anyway it goes like this: Hand up, baby, hands up, give me your heart, gimme, gimme, gimme. Another thing he does is strip barbies but he hasn't done that in a while because there's no barbies in our house anymore. Well, if anyone elese brother is like this post it up. Just want to make sure my brother isn't completely girl crazy, besides he's only five... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest vincent Posted June 29, 2004 Share Posted June 29, 2004 [QUOTE=Elk]Weel, my brother's such a flirt and he's five! He used to have a girlfriend when we lived in San Antnio her name was Amanda. Now he has no girlfriend and he's looking for a girl. One day we were at wall mart and there were these girl scouts selling cookies and he told one of them, "Hey, baby want to go to the park with me?" She just started at him for awhile then asked me if i wanted to buy some cookies... and another on of the girlscouts heard him and said that she'd go with him and she was kinda chuby and my brother said, "No, i don't like fat chicks." Then we left wall mart before the parents got after us. He also invented a song that he said he heard at school but i doubt it, maybe it was the radio or something, anyway it goes like this: Hand up, baby, hands up, give me your heart, gimme, gimme, gimme. Another thing he does is strip barbies but he hasn't done that in a while because there's no barbies in our house anymore. Well, if anyone elese brother is like this post it up. Just want to make sure my brother isn't completely girl crazy, besides he's only five...[/QUOTE] dude, i dont think any body cares... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara Posted June 29, 2004 Share Posted June 29, 2004 [size=1]I have to admit, I've spent a [i]lot[/i] of time around little kids, and I've never seen a five-year-old who acts like that. In my experience, until you hit about twelve years old, flirting consists mostly of hitting, teasing, and making faces at the person you like. I'm unsure why you would consider anyone under high-school age to have a girlfriend or boyfriend, anyway. I mean, until at least one or the other can drive, what's the point? "Hey, want to go on a date? Okay, my mom can pick you up at seven, but we have to be home in time for bedtime." ....Yeah. Have fun?[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G/S/B Master Posted June 29, 2004 Share Posted June 29, 2004 [COLOR=SlateGray][SIZE=1][FONT=Century Gothic][quote name='vincent']dude, i dont think any body cares...[/quote] I second the thy quote! Off Topic: Elk, slow down on your typing. In-topic: Elk, leave your brother alone. When he hits 1st gade or somethin', the teacher will set him straight. If that doesn't happen, make him dresed up like a nerd. You can have a friend thats a girl at a young age. Not a girlfriend. Since YOU CAN'T DATE HER!!! Unelss you think a play date would count as one lol! [quote name='elk']Another thing he does is strip barbies but he hasn't done that in a while because there's no barbies in our house anymore.[/quote] Strip barbies? [quote name='elk']Well, if anyone elese brother is like this post it up. Just want to make sure my brother isn't completely girl crazy, besides he's only five...[/quote] As long he doesn't see any breasts in his dreams, he's not girl crazy :). [/FONT] [/SIZE] [/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onix Posted June 30, 2004 Share Posted June 30, 2004 Yeah, it sounds like your brother is pretty...mature. I mean, the fat chics line? Is that really true? Or does your little brother watch too much Family Guy? And, leo06, what does that have to do with anything? If you want to know about Simpsons, post in the TV Forum, not here where it has no relevance. -ULX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lavalamp Posted June 30, 2004 Share Posted June 30, 2004 [QUOTE=G/S/B Master][COLOR=SlateGray][SIZE=1][FONT=Century Gothic] I second the thy quote! Off Topic: Elk, slow down on your typing. In-topic: Elk, leave your brother alone. When he hits 1st gade or somethin', the teacher will set him straight. If that doesn't happen, make him dresed up like a nerd. You can have a friend thats a girl at a young age. Not a girlfriend. Since YOU CAN'T DATE HER!!! Unelss you think a play date would count as one lol! Strip barbies? Does he also impale them to pencils too? XD;; As long he doesn't see any breasts in his dreams, he's not girl crazy :). Note to anyone reading this: GO GET A FRIGGIN MOD NOW BEFORE THIS TOPIC GETS OUT OF HAND!!!! :laugh: [/FONT] [/SIZE] [/COLOR][/QUOTE] For someone who tells people to slow down on their typing, you sure do make a lot of mistakes. Funny how that works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyriel Posted June 30, 2004 Share Posted June 30, 2004 [SIZE=1][COLOR=DarkSlateBlue]It's a good thing you don't have barbies anymore - that's actually kind of disturbing...-_- As for my brothers, thankfully they still think girls have cooties, and I don't have to worry about them picking up chicks. Ah, did I mention that I'd probably torture them if they ever said something like that? And I extracted vows from them that they wouldn't get hooked up until after high school. Problem solved. :D [/COLOR] [/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patronus Posted June 30, 2004 Share Posted June 30, 2004 Man, sounds like your brother is a horn-dog. Or it's completely false. Either or. Either way, good luck to your brother, hope he finds a nice seven year old to settle down with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elk Posted July 27, 2004 Author Share Posted July 27, 2004 My brothers not fake! Just ask Oji ryu! He's going to first grade now... He's kinda gotten over it so i don't really worry about it too much. But now he's started saying thigs like "Mommy has big boobies. They look like pillows." Which is in a sense, is innocence. Actully, he hasn't said that in awhile, or anything nasty. Hopes he grows up to be a sweat innocnt little kid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
::Ex-Soldier:: Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 That kid sounds quite demented. I never was like that, and probably never will be. When I flirt, I **** up always. And yeah, thats life. This kid sounds like he'll grow up to be a man whore, so watch him. Maybe he's just trying to be funny. Either way, I'd say you let it be, or beat him with a wooden spoon. Worked for me when i acted up. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Metalclink Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 [quote name='Elk']My brothers not fake! Just ask Oji ryu! He's going to first grade now... He's kinda gotten over it so i don't really worry about it too much. But now he's started saying thigs like "Mommy has big boobies. They look like pillows." Which is in a sense, is innocence. Actully, he hasn't said that in awhile, or anything nasty. Hopes he grows up to be a sweat innocnt little kid...[/quote] I don't find anything your brother's said/done to be horrible or that bad in any way. For one thing I think that little kids say things and maybe not mean them because they don't really know what they're saying or what they're saying might mean. But that's not for all of them. Two of my younger cousins, ages 5 and 7, often bring up talk about girlfriends. The one that's five had one for a little while even. I find it very hilarious, though. Both of them are are quite nice and friendly little boys. I don't think their behavior is out of the norm at all, especially in their situation. Oh, and you said that you hope your brother grows up to be a sweet innocent kid, well, I don't think it works that way. You see, kids don't grow up to be innocent, they grow away from being innocent. Or in most cases anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkmark Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 [SIZE=2][COLOR=Navy][SIZE=3][FONT=System]I have a brother the same age and all he does is makeout with the girl arcoss the street. [/FONT] [/SIZE] [/COLOR] [/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makurayami Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 Uh...that's definatly wierd. Like some others have said, just leave him alone, he'll grpw out of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkmark Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 [quote name='XYZ']Uh...that's definatly wierd. Like some others have said, just leave him alone, he'll grpw out of it.[/quote] [COLOR=Navy][SIZE=2][FONT=System]Hope so. :shifty: [/FONT] [/SIZE] [/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 [quote name='vincent']dude, i dont think any body cares...[/quote] [SIZE=1]And a post as pointless as that consititutes spam Vincent. Anyway I can say that's most definitely abnormal for a five year old child to act in such a manner, if it was all in fun then I'd understand it but you're brother seems to be quite sincere in his thoughts. I've never seen or even heard of a case like this before but I can only hope that your brother takes it slowly and eventually grows out of it. [/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LostProphet Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 I got a few of my own...they only work if you're military, and they all pull from the same theme...Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy...country song....don't ask how I know it Save a Plane, Ride an Airman (Gotta love the Air Force heh) Save a Tank, Ride a Soldier Save a Ship, Ride a Seaman (OK thats borderline wrong) uhhh....Marines....Don't really have one Sorry to the Admins if this seems explicit, it's all in good nature ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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