Some pretty embarrassing moments

[Nut]

I just had to start this thread, and thinking over what moments embarrassed me the most makes me turn red, ya im weird...lol

1.1.1.1.1K...So a year ago, I had a girlfriend, and we hadn't kissed (wit tongue) yet. school had ended, and in the previous class, we had backed cookies... So I was eating a cooky, and my girlfriend comes around me and she decideds to french me. Right after kissing her, she was like ewwww whats in my mouth, cooky crumbs? So ya...thats one time

2.2.2.2.2. Second time I felt xtremely bad and embarrassed, cuz I had acted stupid. My friends got into my track-and-field coatch's car and locked the doors, and seeing that I wanted to get in for no reason, (the trunk was open) and I just took out a can of hairspray or so I thought, and I stood at about 4 meters from the car and sprayed the grass to see what would happen (ya sometimes I'm weird) but I was really stupid and hadn't noticed that it wasnt a hairspray can but a can that you spray on your tire when their is a whole in it. Its some kind of white cream that changes into something like rubber after you spray it on the tire. So I sprayed the grass, but because the wind was blowing so hard, everything went on the car window....and when my coatch looked what I had done to his car he was like ''what did you do?'' And I was their with a plastic bag trying to wipe off what was on the window...Anyways after a few hours they got the greassy stains, that I had put on their car, off.


I had another one I wanted to say, but I forgot it so ya... I was wondering if anyone had some embarrassing moments they'd like to share?

[Danethol]

Well, in my last theatre show, there was a part where I was supposed to jump into the freakishly long arms of my 6''4 friend, Tommy. Well, Tommy was sick one night, so his understudy, a guy named Paul, had to cover his part for him. Paul is shorter than me, mind you. Well, I asked him repeatedly if he thought he was able to hold me. Everytime I was answered with "Yeah, yeah, sure, don't worry about it man". When the part of the show came to the jumping point, I jumped like normal. Paul froze (didn't even hold out his arms). My back was completely horizontal at that point, and I finished the fall from a height of about three to four feet. I crumpled and faked unconciousness, making me look like a total spazoid, until the scene changed. Good times.

[ChibiHorsewoman]

[color=darkviolet]Back in Tenth grade I was auditioning for a part in Hello Dolly. We had gotten to the part where the girls trying out had to sing Ribbons Down my Back. Well, my throat had been a bit dry ealier so I had been drinking the only thing I could find: A can of Diet 7up.

Now I don't now about you, but diet soda makes me even more gassy than regular soda. My turn came up and as soon as I opened my mouth to sing the first note this extremely loud belch came out fo my mouth. :faint:

Needless to say I didn't even get a part in the chorus (damn musical politics) :flaming: [/color]

[Baron Samedi]

[size=1][quote name='ChibiHorsewoman']My turn came up and as soon as I opened my mouth to sing the first note this extremely loud belch came out fo my mouth. [/quote]

Haha, that is priceless. That cracked me up.

I'm sure I've had embarassing moments. About all I can really think of is one time when I yelled out loud during a hockey game. And my voice squekeaed. I don't think anyone noticed though, heh.[/size]

[Hevn]

[COLOR=RoyalBlue][B][SIZE=1][COLOR=Purple]*Searching for my little diary of embarassing moments* "Got it!"[/COLOR]

Have so many I couldn't list everything here. I'm a pretty clumsy girl ^_^x Every other day I trip on my high heels. Luckily I never get my face on the ground.

I miss steps down the school stairs most of the time too. One time my bestfriend was talking to me but she wasn't really looking directly at me then she just heard a scream. When she turned around I wasn't there anymore, I was on the ground picking myself up. :D

I will never forget those times when I always..and I mean ALWAYS spill drinks on tables with my friends. Luckiliy I found a boyfriend who's as clumsy as I am... heheh... he spilled cola in one of our first dates... :laugh:

More to come...[/SIZE] [/B] [/COLOR]

[Rei_Man]

Oh yes....... I remember now......... back in the days when the bathroom door did not have a lock on it*shudders*....

1. There was this one time several years ago when I went to the toilet, and my bestfriend (at the time) all of a sudden came barging in on me. It was very embarassing, and to him very funny. I actually suspect that it was a fiendish plan instigated by him and my brother, but I suppose I shall never really know.

2. Last year, I somehow got into a conversation about how high me and some of my friends could kick. And, quite foolishly, I decided to try and demonstrate my limits. I accidentally put way too much force into my kick, and so when my leg reached it's limit, there was still a lot of power left in it. As a result, I fell backwards painfully on my sensitive rear end. I laughed, whereas my friends were a little concerned that I might have hurt myself at first. Well, needless to say I was a little sore for about a week.........

[SilverCyclone]

Embarrasing moments. Oh gods...so many...well, the best one had to be when I was running around the track at school (Hate PE!). My teacher follows us around in a golf cart, and I decided to hop onto the back when he passed. I got two laps down, and everyone thought it was a hoot. Then my teacher noticed, and made a hard swerve. I bounced for a little while before sliding to a stop around 12 feet from the cart. Nothing broken short of my pride when I noticed that my PE shorts had slid off completely during the roll. The teacher thought it was funny as hell, and didnt mark me down for it.

[Nut]

Lol! Its really funny to hear what ambarrassing moments some people went through.

Some moments are really priceless...lol

Ya I just had to add some more ambarrassing moments, but these ones didn't happen to me!

My friend liked this girl from last year that took the same city bus in the morning, but he never talked to her. One day, my friend was working, and his boss asked him to go clean the bathrooms. So their he was cleaning the toilet and the door was closed. The girl who my friend had a crush on, walked in, and got scared at frist, then she started laughing, and just laughed so hard that she walked out of the bathroom and out of the restaurant... hahah

This other time, my sister was in the library, and on that day, their were a lot of people, and it was really quite. My sister farted really loud, and everyone looked at her. She got so ambarrassed that she took her books and walks away as fast as she coould...mouhahaha...Priceless....

I would pay 20$ just to see that happen again (I was their, when my sis farted...)

[Baron Samedi]

[size=1]Well, Rei_Man...I had a similar experience. I was at the cinemas, and I was mucking around with this other guy, and went to kick him in the head [not actually kick him, but at his head height]. Well, gripless shoes, slippery floors, long shorts and high kicks are a very nasty recipe. I fell on my arse. I pretended I meant to do it though...but I hurt my damn shoulder, and my butt.[/size]

[Black Moon]

Hmmm... I don't know if it's embarasing, but I got really red and felt really bad (for the other guy)

I was hanging around with my guy-friend, Chase. Now, mind you, I'm a very agressive woman and we were making jokes, and I pretened to punch him in the face... well, what I thought was a pretened punch. I ended up hitting him square in the nose, it wasn't bad... just red for the entire 9th peoriod of school.

Now this is emabrassing for me:
I like really baggy mens pants. (Damn you men, they make all your clothes so much better!) Well, I was running thru the court yard in a REALLY baggy pair... and there was a crack in the side walk. I stepped on the edge of my pants, tripped on the crack, and went flying to bruise my bum, scrap up my left hand and and right elbow. My floders went flying and everyone laughed at me... damn 6th graders, I coulda beaten them up, too. Well, the only good news outta that was, the class I was running to was Language Arts (which Ihate) and I ripped up my left hand... and I'm left handed. :) Didn't have to write any work down. *evil laugh*

[Anime Punk 7734]

OMG! There's really too many!

The first day the arcade opened , My friends had dragged me to what was called Dance Dance Revolution *which is now my fav game* *I was 13* I decided to give it a try , it didn't look to hard , then came mike , the guy I had a crush on , He wanted to play 2 player to see how good I was *I knew it was because he wanted to show off his awesome moves *sigh* *lmao* So he picked the song ,and then it was time to play . I was wearing really baggy pants *bad idea* and I had no clue what I was doing *instead of following the arrows I was looking at the guy on the screen* I was doing poor when My pants gave way *cue sound effect RIIPPP!* , I fell off the platform , Knocked over my friend , and spilt slushie all over both of us , mike laughed his arse off , and to make matters worse rubbed it in my face when the results came My score *blush blush* TERRIBLE and I think he got a AA . Now I'm doing ALOT better , and if I ever see mike again , I might just give him a taste of his own medicine *laughs malicously*

[Anne]

Hmm well I have a whole bunch of stories. I am the type of person that drift into her own world alot and most times while I am walking. Needless to say bad combination. In one day I walked into a piller (that was as wides as five people), a sign, a fence, a garabage can, and a park car (don't ask).

Anyways this is just a couple of stories:

I was in the 8th grade and homeroom just started. Hadn't been their for more than twenty minutes. I started to fell very sick to my stomach. So I was sitting at my desk and the next thing I knew I threw up all over my desk and the floor. Than I said "Cheerios don't taste good the second time around." Grossing everyone out. Needless to say the school sent me home and the worst part was I was in a different class than my friends, and the whole school already knew that someone got sick in class, my friends knew right away it was me. THe called and made fun of me for it.

Searches threw memory to find another good story. Ahh here is one...

This takes place about two years ago at my old job. Well I use to sell dishes, dishware, and crystal (Why the hired a gravity challenge person is beyond me). So oneday I was taking a costumer around to see some patterns that was in the store. Well they said they need something that was durable with kids. I was okay well this pattern as special material that will not break if it falls. The thing is on the display i grabbed the wrong plate (it was fine chine) and i proceed to drop it. THe next thing I knew it broke, than I saw what plate it was and i turned red. I quickly explained that i grabbed the wrong plate that this really wasn't the correct type they need.

Well here are some classic trip falls:

I had been walking in a store and my purse strap got caught on a peg or something, I didn't relieze it. So I cotinued to walk and the next thing I knew I was flat on the floor on my back.

You know those BE care floors are wet sign well they still don't help you from slipping. It had been rain very hard and the entrance to the mall was slippery. I truely was trying to be careful but the next thing I knew my hands and legs were flailing about trying to keep me from falling. Didn't work I land on my butt.

These are just a couple of my embarrassing moments. Maybe I'll but more up not sure.

[Inuyasha311]

Well one of my moments was when me and my boyfriend just got started dating,and we were in a kinda dark room.So I went over to kiss him on the mouth and ended up kissing his nose. Which was gross and embarrassing!!!:drunk: Thats what I looked like afterwards!!!

[SilverCyclone]

Why do I get such a confidence boost by reading these? Anyway, I have to add the recent moment. Recently, Ive been taking up shadow boxing as a way to keep fit. I sometimes do it in the yard, but I chose to do it right after a heavy rain (shows my intelligence right there) During a roundhouse kick near the end of a combo I slipped, landed into my neighbor's rosebush, and was mauled by his poodle. Not a toy poodle mind you, a fully grown, rather large black poodle. If this wasnt bad enough, a car of really cute girls was driving by as I was chasing the poodle for my pants. Needless to say, I will NEVER shadow box outside again! NOTE: I also recommend wearing belts.

[ChibiHorsewoman]

[quote name='SilverCyclone']Why do I get such a confidence boost by reading these? [/quote]

[color=darkviolet]Because seeing emberassing things happen to other people is the best way to say: 'glad it didn't happen to me'

This one is emberassing because it happened yesturday.

I went grocery shopping with my dad and I turned my back to pick something up and he must have walked off to go get something else. If course I didn't know that and started talking about how the tortilla turned around and noticed that I had been talking to myself. I was gathering a small crowd of old people too.

Okay, it's not as good as my first one, but it was pretty bad.[/color]

[Kidate]

[COLOR=DarkSlateBlue]The most embarassing time was when my friends dared me to make this fine boy ask for my number. We were at some store I don't really remember!! :D Since I really didn't know how to. Because I've never actually tryed to intentionally GET a boy to ask. All the times I've had some one come up and ask me my number was when I wasn't trying!!

But anyway they gave ideas on how. One said strutt the stuff.(Can you believe thats what everybody agreed on too.) So I had to do it. The boy was standing outside the store door. And we were walking on the side walk towards the store. So I started walking the "fancy walk"!! But right when I was entering the store I tripped at the door RIGHT in front of him. And bumped into somebody in the process!! And to top it off my friends were snickering in the backround!! So I did one those anime apologies and walked briskily to my friends. Who were now full out laughing!! :flaming: And also the boy I was trying to get to ask me for my number looked at me like I was CRAZY!! I didn't figure out why until my frends calmed down and told me that when I bumped into the person a tampon fell out of this girls purse I was carrying and my hair had gotten messed up BIG TIME!! :laugh:
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[Posthumous]

I remember, it was in 7th grade. I was on the school's footie team. It was muddy and hard to run. I broke the opposing teams offside trap and just sprinted to the right side of the pitch. I was like "Pass, pass!!!" I got to the edge of the 18 yard box and someone finally passes it to me. I winded up and slipped and embarssingly slip of a buch of mud and missed the ball. Luckily I chip the ball to a teamate and he scored. It was bad and embarssing for me, but I couldn't stop laughing. And one time I acciedently ran the wrong way when I was signaled by the coach to go the other way. Didn't really matter to me though, because my reputation was king in middle school because of my skills ;)

[Xai]

The most embarrassing thing that's happened to me would have to be the time I went up to the stage at the wrong time at an awards assembly(first grade). I thought they had called my name, but they didn't. The teacher had to walk me back to my seat. -_-; I couldn't get it off my mind for a few days because of the embarrassment.

[Gavin]

[SIZE=1]I can quite clearly remember my most embarrassing moment from when I was younger, about 5 or 6 as I remember it. I had won first prize in a regional art competition for my age group, with a painted picture of the Gingerbread Man no less. I was feeling really exciting; as I was going to get a trophy from the Mayor for winning, and it was the first trophy I'd ever one.

However right after getting my plaque from the Mayor but right before having my picture taken with him and the rest of the winners, the damn thing broke in half. This left my father with the situation of trying to get some super-glue to pin it back together. That didn't work so in the end I was left to just hold it together while the photo was being taken, I still have the trophy and looking back it was fairly funny but at the time I was mortified.[/SIZE]

[Guest MangaFreak]

[SIZE=4]Most embarsing moments? Well one day I got fizzed[/SIZE][size=1](for those igits out there who don't know what that is, its soda drunk)[/size][SIZE=4] and got realy hyper which is not me at all! I started to act all perky and stupid like I actually loved life![/SIZE][size=1](that proofs there was some thing wrong)[/size] [SIZE=4]Well any way, I saw my friend or some one I knew[/SIZE][size=1](not quite sure which?)[/size] [SIZE=4]and she looked extremely sad. Usually I wouldn't care and enjoyed a good mope but again I had the buzz. I walked over there and asked whats wrong. She said her boyfriend dumped her. I, feeling sorry, gave her a big hug and said in a very loud voice, "I LOVE YOU!" Aparently the buzz went away and I resumed my regular blood sugar status. All the boys in the room were staring at me. So I had to beat them down cause they were acusing me to be gay. I think there injuries are healed now but maybe I shouldn't of hit John so hard with the liter soda? None of them have talked to me since, even though we never talked befor hand.
Maybe not so embarising to you but I almost lost my dark and gloomy rep which is not good. They might think I was going soft.
Another time I was at a dance and I was again fizzed. I had chugged eight soda's because I "had" to be there. This boy who I happened to like and some how happened to like me back was there. He was wearing all black and looked very hott that night. He came up to me while my goth friends were helping me rest.[/SIZE](this time I wasn't perky but felt very whoozy)[SIZE=4]He asked me to dance to my favorite slow song which was very gloomy and my head said yes but my stomache said no. The soda won after exciting my mouth and spilling every where. I was banned from the snack bar and the dance floor.
Want to hear more? Too bad![/SIZE]

[::Ex-Soldier::]

I've had some pretty embarassing **** happen to me, and the recent is like a month ago at school. On the second last day of school, we presented a play for drama. I had to come in and be like "Go to sleep!", but I forgot, and the camera caught me running in really quickly while looking confused, and then I get their, and I'm like "OH YEAH!" and then I do it.

Retarded.

[DetectiveMikeRS]

I don't really think I have any embarassing moments, except for the time a Spanish teacher of mine made me move seats for no reason (I never talk in class, she just moved me), and was saying things like "Come on, come on" like I'm a dog.

My mom had one that was a lot more interesting. At the beach last year, I was swimming, and she went to get me a towel from the motel my family stayed at. When she got there a big seagul was flying overhead, and he nailed her. Right on the middle of her head was a pile of seagull poo. My girlfriend's mom had the same thing a few times too. But my mom walked back to the motel and one old guy looked right at her, laughed and started shooing away the seagulls nearby. She was so embarresed by it.

[k9-Girl]

Eh... once after getting out of the shower, still nude, I got on all fours to grab an item of clothing from underneath my bed and my dog entered the room and well... you can imagine what happened next. *blushes*

(Kind of freaky because they just had a lady on the Graham Norton Effect tell a similar story which made me think of this)

[SilverCyclone]

[QUOTE=k9-Girl]Eh... once after getting out of the shower, still nude, I got on all fours to grab an item of clothing from underneath my bed and my dog entered the room and well... you can imagine what happened next. *blushes*

(Kind of freaky because they just had a lady on the Graham Norton Effect tell a similar story which made me think of this)[/QUOTE]

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Whoa....Uh....must say, I almost never pity people, but....
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[Random Fan Girl]

[B]Ok. a cupple years ago i didnt have a door to my room. So, i would run to my room and just run right in. But the next day, little did i know my dad put a door up. so i ran to my room and BANG!!! straight into the door. my head jerked back and i was knocked out for a few munutes. it was funny but it hurt really bad.