Some pretty embarrassing moments

[Mitch]

[size=1][color=red] The moment that makes me most embarrassed is when I realized how ****** up the world is. I just couldn't believe I was that naive not the believe that, not to see it.

But now I see it.[/size][/color]

[Eli]

Hm, I seem to remember one time back in seventh grade. Ahem...*cough*

I was in Theater at the time being, and it was the day for our original class play to be graded in the auditorium. I was playing the part of the wolverine- one piece of my costume involved a [I]big[/I], black cape. So as the everything started, we got through our little scene quite well...until I entered. -_-

I was supposed to come running into the scene, but the cape had gotten tangled in with my feet. All in all, I had just about "bumped" into all of my classmates in one way or another, ending my "debut" with everyone hearing a loud crash backstage.

[I]Eli- Blas-ephoo-gah!(Crashes stage left)[/I]

Don't ask about that word, I'm still trying to find out what I said as well. I'm glad I can still watch this, because it was taped.

Yayness.

[Random Fan Girl]

okie. i found some more stuff.

When i was little when i wanted to get people's attention i would hit myself on the head. So one day my mom gave me a wooden paddle then she walked away. So i hit my head with paddle. trust me it hurt.

and another thing is i didnt know what Shampoo or Conditioner was. I was like 2 or 3. so i was sitting im my high char. we were eating hotdogs so i took the Ketchup and poured it all over my head. I was like "Mommy! look! its Shampoo!!!" then i took the mustard and squarted on my head too.


When me and my sister were younger, we would go to our grandma's house. so we were racing to the door and i hit the door nob. it hurt really bad. and my front 2 teeth were completely black. and they stayed black until the fell out.

well. thats all i could think of

[k9-Girl]

I called my teacher mom once, in fifth grade! Oye!

Was daydreaming in class once and as I played out a mock argument in my head I unknowingly started mumbling it out loud. God I felt like such a psycho.

When I was 17 I was caught by my mom using her vibrator... A part of me died a little that day *shudders with embarassment just thinking about that moment*

[Engel]

[COLOR=royalblue][size=1]Well, the least embarassing one I'm listing is.... the time I accidently said the F-word out loud when I was in second grade. We had to find things that rhymed with luck, and I ment to say muck, but it came out, ya know...

Another, you say? The time that I fell off the top of my house (only two broken bones, YAY!) and almost fell onto the neighbor.

Ah, and the time that I flushed my brother's gameboy down the toliet, then it clogged because of the games I put in it. I was like, 4 years old, though. And, I had to use the restroom, but it just wouldn't flush...

Alright, laugh it up, foos. BUT, I know some thing that has happened to you, so I can laugh too.[/COLOR][/SIZE]

[youta moteuchi]

I remeber a couple of moments, I guess...

A long, long time ago when I was at fith grade I had a "girlfriend". One day we decided to frech kiss. As I had my retainer in my mouth I had to remove it first. She saw it and was like EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! And started laughing. That was a girlfriend I never kissed because whenever I tryed to she would start to laugh.

Another ocasion was when I was gonna ask a cuntomer how he wanted his coffee, if with cream and sugar and isntead I said: " Do you want cream cheese with your coffee...............

When I came to the USA, my english sucked, and summed to that I used to get real nervous when I had to say anything, even if it was just "good morning!" One day, comming back from work with my dad we stopped at a red light. A womam from a car right beside ours said what I thought was: " Do you know where the GoodTime is?" I said:"No, sorry. We are new here." She kept asking me and I kept aswering the same thing. My father was trying to say something but I was to nervous to let him speak. After the light turned green and we turned where we had to turn he said: "She was just asking what time was it?!!!!!"

One of my friends at the coffe shop doen't speak much enlgish still. She has the habit of always repplying to the customers with "You too!. (i.e.: " Have a nice day!" "You too!" One day a customer turned to her: "You guys are reall fast!" And she went: "you too". I still joke with her about that......

there are sooooo many more. I'll save them for later, though....

[Random Fan Girl]

ok. after karater this moring my mom told me to put the mail in the mailbox cause there was a mailbox in front of our karate place. so i got out of the car and there were there two REALLY cute guys and i knew them. so i was staring at them and pulled the door open WAY too fast and my hand got jammed in it. and i yelled out OW! MY HAND and they looked over, and my friend was walking over. i felt really stupid.

[Trigun 11]

Oh good god.. You HAD to do this. One of mine goes along with ChibiHorseWoman's

1. My first Football game..... That Day Well I was Psyched.Well during lunch I had a lot of sodas 6 or 7 I think( Reminder to self: Never drink Pepsi/Rootbeer/Coke) Well I had to go up and make a speech. ( Every body does it) Well Just as I was going to say ' (insert rival school's name here) is going to get their " I burped really loud there.... All the cheerleaders were going " Ewwww" While the whole entire student body was clapping

That's really the only embarassing story I have