RPG Rurouni Kenshin: Time Flows On [PG-L]

[Katana]

[size=1][color=royalblue]Nice.
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The man's look turned to that of horror when the full blow of what had happened sunk in. "WHAT? There's not a chance in hell I'm staying here with you lunatics -"
He was apparently not being listened to, as Katana surveyed the room. "You know, this is the same room we tortured Kit in after he thought about Amaya's 'tight ass'."
Yuka nodded in confirmation. "Yeah. We should name it the Tourture Chamber...OF DOOM!!!" She laughed like a maniac as her two partners sweatdropped.
"Yeah, maybe..." Kurumi muttered, her eyes sketching across the room until they landed on the man. "BUT, in any case, we should take care of this guy!" She bounced over to him and fell on her knees. "What beith your name, mister?"
The man rolled his eyes. "Tomo."
Katana suddenly poured a bucket of drool on the floor. "Tomo..." she said dreamily, letting out enough drool to stop a burning building.
"Kat? Kat?" Yuka said, waving her hand in front of Katana's glazed-over eyes. She decided to take drastic measures and whipped out her squeaky hammer.
"OH KATANA!!!" she bellowed, knocking Katana on the head a few times. She merely fell to the floor and kept drooling.
Kurumi had to think fast..."HOLY SHIT IT'S JOHNNY DEPP!" Nothing, not even a flinch.
"Yuka, what guy does she like?"
Yuka froze on the spot. "How should I know?"
"Well, you guys spend a lot of time together; I figured she'd at least tell you."
She shrugged. "Nope. We just terrorize dudes."
Kurumi sighed and sweatdropped. [i]"Think fast Kurumi! C'mon! Besides Sanouske, who does this numbnut like? ...AH-HA![/i]
"HOTOHORI!" Kurumi screeched, pointing at a wood pillar. Katana immediately snapped awake.
"Hotohori! HOTO-BABY! WHERE ARE YOOOOUUUU?!?!!" She stopped and turned to Kurumi, a death glare fixed onto her face.
"DAMN YOU KURUMIIIIII!!!" she said, stealing Yuka's squeaky hammer and bashing Kurumi upside the head multiple times.
"GIVE THAT BACK YOU BITCH!!!" Yuka bellowed, puching Katana on the head.
"GET THE HELL OFF ME YOU FUCKIN' RETARDS!!!" Kurumi yelled.
It turned into a three-sided battle. Tomo merely looked on with the biggest confused face.
"Um, what?" he merely asked.
The fight suddenly stopped. "Oh yeah, you're still here," was all Yuka said.
Katana came bounding out of the entagled limbs. "You're Tomo, right?"
The man gave a mortified nod.
"YESSS!!! See, my crush in the furture's name is Tomo, and he's downright cute - but I'll make an exception for you. Whattare the odds of finding another Tomo in the Meiji Era, and of equal hotness of my Tomo-baby?" She began her prance around the room, until Yuka whacked her with the squeaky hammer, making Katana fall unconscious, a stupid grin on her face.
"Maybe she'll shut up for a while..." Kurumi muttered.
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Yes, it's all true...Oh, and Kaz: IF YOU KILL THIS GUY I'LL KILL YOU!!! Heed my warning! The last thing you want is a rabid thirteen-year-old on your ass![/color][/size]

[Fyxe]

[size=1][color=darkblue]LOL... I need to add something in this post.. it had to do with something me and Wasabi were just talkign about... XD
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"You know what?" Kurumi said to Tomo.
"What?"
"You probably got me fired."
"I'm.... sorry....?"
"NO YOU AREN'T!"
"You are right, I'm not."
"Grrr.... oh well... at least I don't need to wear that dumbass uniform anymore..." Kurumi said. "OH SHIT! I still have it on!" She said, looking at herself. "Damn.... be right back."
"Don't leave me in here alone with [I]that thing[/I]!" He yelled.
"What, you mean Yuka?" Yuka growled when Kurumi made this comment.
"Yeah!"
"Don't worry... she doesn't bite... well, okay, that's a lie. But, she is the only person who will babtsit you... so... be right back." Kurumi said, getting up. Yuka smirked, looking at the guy.

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When Kurumi had finished changing and cleaning herself up, she made her way back to the "Tourture Chamber". Yuka was on Tomo's back, yelling "Faster! Faster you porker!" as he pranced around the room akwardly, sweatdropping. Kurumi looked at them for a minute and then started laughing her ass off.
"Yuka, you freak." She said between laughs. Tomo had stopped, shoving Yuka off his back. "Hey, that reminds me of how birds do it! Doggy style! Haha!"
"You sicko!" Yuka said.
"Maybe. But, hey, Yuka, do you remember.... Blue Footed Boobies?!" Kurumi asked, laughing again.
"Oh yeah...."
"What are you guys talking about?!" Tomo said, almost in a horrified tone.
"Nothing." Kurumi said. Yuka gave her a smirk.
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XD Lol.[/color][/size]

[Swordsaint]

ooc: Sorry I'm late! I was trying to catch up on the posts so I don't screw anything up. This is the one to get kit back in the game! Kit is back, but where's amaya?
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Kit stumbled along the road to the dojo, to kenshin, katana, yahiko and the others. He didn't have any idea how long he'd been trapped there, how long had it been since he'd seen the light of day? 3 weeks? A month? It didn't matter, all he wanted was to be back with his friends, and Amaya.
He could feel there thoughts grow stronger and more clear in his mind as he traveled along. Most of them were together, except for Kaz. He could feel Kaz's presence, but something in him had changed. HIs thoughts swirled violently, they had become dark twisted and malevolent.
He shook his head to stop thinking about it, it was probably just his imagination. His whole body ached from numerous wounds and days of travel. He shuddered as he remembered what went on:

Sicarius: "You kids were able to defeat my student aconite...there's something odd about you, and I'm sure it's the same for your friends. Kids your age don't develop power's like these in one night." he turned, his hands banded with metal.

"let's see just how much punishment you can take."

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The torture had lasted for what seemed like forever, constent physical endurance and strength tests. Sicarius had kept him in a near death state so he couldn't use his power over earth. One day he had awoken, and Sicarius was gone, what ever had happened he must've learned what he wanted, kit recovered enough to break loose from the chains that bound him.

Kit stopped walking, his eyes brightening with releif. The dojo stood not more than 60 yards from him, he could almost hear his friends voices with his ears, instead of his mind. He no longer felt the ache of his terrible wounds, all he felt was joy.

[I][COLOR=Navy]"I'm back! I don't care if kouru cooked again! I'm back![/COLOR][/I]
his excited thoughts reached his friends in the dojo

Katana: [I]What the...! Kit![/I] The girls that could all got up, running for the dojo's main gate, they opened it to see a bruised,battered, yet smiling kit. He was the first to break the awkward silence with a quivering voice...

"You guys look like something a cyote ate and crapped off a cliff...seriously."
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I hope that didn't screw up anything you guys had planned, needed to get kit back with the group. Damn you kaz! :laugh:

[Che]

[SIZE=1][FONT=Arial][COLOR=Blue][I]"I'm back! I don't care if Kaoru cooked again! I'm back!"[/I][/COLOR]

[COLOR=Navy]Yuki sat up and rubbed the sleep from her eyes. Although she hadn't intended on sleeping, her body won a fight, and she...well....did...

"Was that Kit?" She asked herself groggily, getting up and exiting her room. Instantly, her question had been answered by the other girls.

"KIT'S BACK! KIT'S BACK! KITTY KAT IS BACK!"

Yuki laughed and ran to the source of the noise. "Hey there, Yuki." A beaten yet cheerful Kit greeted. "Oooh! Someone abused the Kitty! We need to call the Humane Society!" Yuki teased. "Meow." Kit said flatly, and everyone there started laughing. "Yesh, let's call the cops on the meanies who abused Kitty Kat!" Yuka agreed. "It's very nice to see you, Kit, that it its." Kenshin said happilly as he, Kaoru, Sanosuke, and Megumi came out into the area where they were. (God only knows where that is >.>)

"Kit! Where did you get those wounds? We'll have to treat them right away if you want to avoid infection!" Megumi exclaimed, gasping. "I've lasted this long, I can stand a little longer. Where's Amaya?" Kit asked. The room became silent, and all they heard was the chirp of crickets and Tomo in the other room, yelling he wanted out of this crazy house. "Oh! I completly forgot! I've got a job!" Yuki shouted, running back into her room, and coming out two minutes later wearing a orange dress. "See you all later!" She called back.

--==A few minutes later==--

"I'm....sorry....I haven't......been...to...work......Ms. Tae....." Yuki panted after sprinting to the Okobeko. "Well, you should be sorry! You're first day was more than two weeks ago!" Tae said. (Yeah, I'm just guessing about the time...) Yuki gave a weak smile. "A lot's been going on. Trust me, you wouldn't understand." She explained. Tae looked at her, but shook her head. "Just start taking orders and delivering the food." She ordered. Yuki nodded and began to do as she was instructed.[/COLOR]
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God, I really did forget that Yuki had a job >.>[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[Katana]

[color=royalblue][size=1]I think we all did. XD
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The party of Kit returning to the dojo was short lived once Megumi clamped an arm around his wrist and dragged him off to his room. The rest sweatdropped as he whinned and yelled about not wanting to be treated by a doctor. Why, nobody knew.
There was a couple minutes of silence before Yuka belted out, "LET'S GO BUG YUKI AT WORK!!!"
Everyone sweatdropped but Katana and Kurumi, who were giggling like mad with Yuka. The three trooped out of the dojo, with absolutely no money, thinking along the lines of 'well, if she doesn't give us free food, we can gang up on her'.
Kaoru sighed. "Well, maybe we can go shopping. I was hoping to look at this new book..."
Yahiko groaned. "Is this going to be like the first time, where we all go out, Yuka chops some guy's head off, the police are pissed, and then, those freaks get powers?"
"Oro," Kenshin said, "But it would be nice to go take a stroll, that it would."

...==Okay Yuki, here's your plan first going into effect==...

Kurumi, Katana, and Yuka were marching along the road, having fun telling bad jokes and scaring a few pedestrians with their swords.
Soon, the Akabeko came into view, and the three stormed in, snatching a table before anybody said otherwise.
"We want food! We want food!" Yuka and Kurumi chanted as Katana looked over the menu. Yuka soon slapped the menu from her hands.
"Ahh! Dammit Yuka, what the hell was that for?"
"BECAUSE WE ALREADY KNOW THIS PLACE SERVES BEEFIE THINGIES!!!" the insane seventh grader shrieked, causing Kurumi to go deaf for a few moments.
"I think Yuki's trying to deny our existence..." Kurumi muttered, peering over the edge of those wooden-screen type things. Yuki was staying as far away from her friends as possible, taking down somebody's order with an immense sweatdrop on her head.
Silence. Then...
"Hey. That dude looks like me." Katana stared at a man sitting diagonally across from the three. He was also with his friends, just like the three were.
"Huh? Wha'?" Yuka asked, seemingly braindead.
Katana jabbed Yuka hard, grabbed her ears, and began pulling on them.
"AGHH!!! YOU FRICKIN' PIECE OF SHIT!!!" she yelled, attempting to kill Katana with her squeaky hammer, but missing and smashed into the wall.
The man cocked his head over at the noise. His eyes widened as they laid sight on the three girls. He then turned back to his friends and began whispering quickly.
"Uh, miss, may we be re-seated?" said a man sitting in one of the areas next to the three insanities. Yuki groaned.
"And these people are my friends because...?" she muttered.
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If she hasn't told you guys, Yuki's plan is to meet up with everybody's ancestors...So, the man that looks like Katana is really some sorta relative...too bad he's hot. XD[/size][/color]

[Sicarius]

Kaz stood on the tree top, looking down upon the dojo. He was surprised at how long Yuki had kept quiet,though with Kit being back there was sure to be more trouble at foot...

Kaz decided to go to look for food again,he actually had a small purse of money that had mysteriously appeared at the base of the tree the prior morning, he thought it was Yuki or someone else trying to help him out. He glared at the coin bag, annoyed that Yuki knew, but he wouldn't hurt her or any one else for that matter, unless they became bothersome or just got annoying... Yuka was getting there, since he had staye don the dojo grounds it was hard to sleep late with Yuka screaming random insults at oneof the other girls at random hours of the day.

Kaz teleported to Yuki's place of work only to scare her some. What he didn't count on was that the others would be there too.
Kaz walked into the resturant only to run into Yahiko, they exchanged glares and he went on about his way, likely to tell Himura that he was around. He found Yuki next and told her to bring him a bowl of beef soup and some bread with chilled sake. She only looked at him with a glare, and went on to get the food. He stood around near the front wating on her return with food.
Soon enough what he had predicited came true, Kenshin approched him, his hand on the pommle of his reverse blade sword, glaring at him.
" What are you doing here, Mr. Kaz? Do you wish to harm the girls aswell as you did that man?" he asked Kaz.
" Kenshin it would be in the best of your and everyone elses interest tostay away form me at this point in time." Kaz laughed as he laughed as he said time. Time is what brought them here. And it is what will send them away form here aswell.

" Get the food and then leave, Kaz, that you will."
" No Kenshin, I wil not. I am purchasing this food adn I shall eat in this resturant. You keep the others away from my table and then all will be fine. Understand?"
Kenshin only glared at him and walked away.

Yuki returned with the food and showed him a table in the back away from every one else.
" Why are you here, Brandon? Eat the food then leave okay? Just go." Yuki wishpered to him.
He was slightly shocked at her calling him Brandon, since only his parents did that. He didn't answer her and began to eat sliding the bag of money to her with his spoon.
She took the bag and stormed off not looking back, finally going to the table with Yuka,Kurumi, and the others. She grumbled some things about Kaz, but not loaud enough for the others to hear her.

" YUUUUUKIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!" Yuka screamed as Yuki approched ready to take their orders.
" What's worng Yuki? You okay?" Katana asked.
" It's nothign I'm sure" Kenshin sadi only looking at Yuki.
" heh, yeah it's nothign. What do you uys want any way? Free food?"
" You know it, Yuki," Kurumi said.
" Well... to bad no freebies here guys," she replaied. as the other sweatdropped, and went on clamoring about how hungry they were and how they were goign to gang up on her to get free food.
Kaz watched on, adn only finished his soup and glass of sake, and left in a small puff of smoke form his teleportation.


OOC: Katana...I already knwo whatit's like to have an agry 13 yr old after me.. It's no fun... Any way Be happy that i didn't kidnap that Tamo fellow, and set him free form your crazie 'sisters of the roach song"

[Fyxe]

[size=1][color=darkblue]"Please Yuki?! We don't have any money!!!!!!!" Katana and Yuka whined.
"To bad." Yuki said stiffly, walking off to another table to take orders.
"NOOOOOOOO!!!" Kurumi, Yuka, and Katana all yelled. And then Kurumi's stomach growled so loud that Kenshin fell over.
"Haha... sorry." Kurumi said, patting her stomach. "Just a lil hungery..." Kenshin sweatdropped.
"Only a little??"
"Maybe." Kenshin looked at her and then pulled out his wallet.
"Miss Yuki! I'll just pay for the meal, that I will." Kenshin called out.
"YAY!" The three girls belted out.

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After they had gotten their food, they started to have a conversation while eating. Kurumi was the first to bring up a subject.
"Have any of you guys seen my Sexy Camel?" Kurumi asked, taking a sip of her tea.
"Sexy..... Camel...???" Yahiko asked.
"...OH! You mean Danny?!" Yuka said.
"Yesh! He is a very sexy camel indeed." Kurumi said, dreamy eyed.
"Yesh.... DUDE! Were you cheating on Kaz with him?!" Yuka exclaimed. Everyone only glared at her for bringing up Kaz's name. "Oh... right...s-o-r-r-y... "
There was a minute of awkward silence.
"So... did you?" Katana asked, facinated.
"....Maybe...." Kurumi said, keeping a poker face. Kurumi had always been good at poker, so had mastered the wonderful poker face.
"C'mmmoooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...... teelllll ussssssss!" Yuka begged.
"No." Kurumi said. "But he had asked me out once."
"ARE YOU SERIOUS????!!!!" Yuka yelled.
"No."
"Argh... you are confusing me...."
"Exactly."
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Haha... had to bring up my Sexy Camel... XD[/color][/size]

[Che]

[COLOR=Navy][SIZE=1][FONT=Arial]Yuki muttered something inaudiable as she brought the stew to Kenshin and the others. "What was that?" Yuka asked, deliberately trying to get Yuki to snap. "I said you guys are lucky Kenshin was with you." Yuki said sharply, glaring at her. "Yikes, scary waitress." Yuka said, hiding behind Katana. "Just don't get me fired. I want to be able to pay Kenshin off." She said before going back to her post. It didn't seem as if any of the customers needed her help now and so she slid to the floor. "Hey, does that guy...have a sword?" She muttered, straining her eyes to see one of the customers who was sitting boredly with his friends.

"Yes, yes I'm sure of it." Yuki said quietly, standing up and walking towards the man. "Sir, I'd appreciate it if you'd make sure that your sword is out of sight. I wouldn't want you to get in trouble with the swordsman police or something." She said quietly and politely, eyeing each of the men. "If you could spot my sword from way over there, Miss, then I presume that [i]this[/i] sword belongs to you?" He asked, unsheathing the sword Yuki had tied to her back in the same fashion that Yahiko does. "Yes, it does. Now then, is there something you'd like to order, or are you just trying to get me fired?" Yuki snapped. The man smiled and his friends laguhed. Out of the corner of her eye, she could see Katana watching her.

"Yeah, tell her to quit watching our table. Staring is very rude, and I'm pretty sure you know her, so it won't be [i]that[/i] big of a deal." He said smoothly. Yuki glared at him, but only recieved a glare in return. "Yes, Sir." She told him in a dangerously sweet voice. "Katana, quit staring. It's a request from this 'lovely' customer." Yuki called from the other side of the room. Katana laughed widly, and went back to torturing the others. "Happy?" Yuki asked. "No, not quite." The man answered.

"Oh? And what else would you like?" Yuki asked through gritted teeth, now she could feel Kaz watching her. Turning her head only slightly enough so that she could see him, Yuki gave Kaz the scariest glare anyone had ever seen. "Well, tell me, why do you look like me in the form of a girl?" The man asked after Yuki turned back to him. "Hell if I know. Why do you look like me in a guy form? Ponder on that while I go cool down, why don't ya?" Yuki snapped, turning on her heel and walking into the kitchen, escaping the wild giggles of Katana.[/COLOR]
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[Katana]

[size=1][color=royalblue]Here's where Yuki's job becomes a living hell. XD Sorry.
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"BEEFIE THINGIES!!!" Kurumi, Katana, and Yuka shouted in glee, glomping up beef stew with their chopsticks. The rest sweatdropped, and Yuki groaned from the kitchen.
During a few moments of silence, where everyone was chewing, Katana peered around the corner again, a strip of beef hanging from her closed mouth.
[i]He looks like me. His friend said Yuki looks like him. What is going on? This is freaky as hell...[/i]
The Katana-looking man stopped Tae when she passed by. "Miss, can you please tell that girl to stop looking at us?"
Katana quickly ducked behind the screen, leaving Tae confused.
"Sir, I don't see anyone."
"Agh - look!" he pointed at the Kenshin-gumi's table.
Tae sighed. "I'm sorry Sir, I don't see anyone looking at you." She strolled over to the group's table. "Are you guys looking at them?" she asked, pointing at the man's table.
"No we're not," Katana replied innocently, and Kenshin sweatdropped.
"Well...alright..." Tae walked away.
"Boy, she's dense..." Yuka muttered.
"No she's not!" Yahiko bellowed, blushing. This was the perfect opportunity for the Crazy Three Musketeers to gang up on him.
"Oh really?" Kurumi said, chuckling lowly.
"Please tell, Yahiko," Katana joined in.
"Or face the wrath of the squeaky hammer of doom," Yuka finished.
Yahiko became incresingly submerged into a corner.
"Girls, please stop that, that you should," Kenshin said suddenly, dubiously grabbing Yuka and Katana's collars and throwing them back across the table, then doing the same to Kurumi.
"I guess all those years as a rurouni made you lose all manners..." Katana grumbled, eating some more of the beef stew.

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"Ahh...I'm gonna take a stoll," Katana said, standing up from the table and placing her chopsticks over the bowl. "I'll head back to the dojo. Thanks for lunch, Ken-san."
"Ken-san?" Kurumi whispered to herself.
Katana left the table and headed towards the kitchens, where Yuki was setting up an order.
"Hey Yuki," she said, putting an arm on the counter.
"Ugh...not now Kat, I gotta get this done..."
"Hey, who said I was going to be a bother? I'll do something."
Yuki's face brightened up, but soon realized just who was offering the help. "Well..." She knew she would regret this, but... "Here. Table five ordered some sake." Yuki shoved a tray with three bottles of sake on it towards Katana. "And please - don't screw this up, like I know you will."
Katana sweatdropped as she grabbed the tray. "It's nice to know you have complete confidence in me." She walked along, looking at the kanji printed on walls next to the tables.
As luck would have it (or not), table five turned out to be the table of guys Katana had been staring at earlier. She nearly jumped when she completly saw the man she had been staring at.
Everything about the eighth grader was true about this person - with the exception of the gender differences. Long black hair in ponytailes, piercing navy eyes, a turban wrapped (yes, Katana has a tuban XD) around the head, a white, sleeveless shirt, baggy brown pants, gold earrings, and the strange tattoo on the left bicep. Other than the gender switch, the man had large muscles.
"Here you go," Katana said, rather shaky, placing the sake bottles on the table. The man looked up, and his eyes widened, taking in the complete view of the girl.
"Uhh...what happend to the girl from before?" he asked as Katana stood up again, pressing the tray hard against her stomach.
"She's gotten swamped in work and asked me to bring this to you guys." Looking around the table, she found four other men and two women, each somehow resembling the others.
[i]Wait a minute! I'm remembering something from that family tree project last year in science...YEAH! This might be him! Holy shit on rye![/i]
Katana took a deep breath and, looking down at the man that was her clone, said, "You...You wouldn't by any chance have the last name of Misowari, would you?"
"Well...yes. Yes I do, actually. Why?"
"Because..." she breathed in again, a cold wave settling over her. "That would make you my great-great-grandfather, Saladin Misowari."
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CLIFFHANGER! *cue dramatic music* DUN DUN DUNNNN!!!
So Kaz...you've had a rabid thirteen-year-old on your ass? A sibling? Me? XP[/color][/size]

[Fyxe]

[size=1][color=darkblue]Kurumi belched while looking at Katana, she was now in a conversation while the man that looked like her. He looked a little startled. Kurumi decided to go over there and see what was up. She pushed her way by Kenshin and walked over, just in time to catch the man whispering, "Impossible..."
"Yo Kat, what's impossible?" Kurumi said, putting her elbow on Katana's shoulder. The man just looked at her and then turned his gaze to something else. Kurumi followed the gaze, only to find a young man with short, spikey blonde hair with blue eyes, he had a nice muscular build and was dressed in a white, black, and light blue outfit, a small gold ear-ring hanging from his left ear. Kurumi's eyes widened. "Hot boy..." She said dreamily and plopped down by him. "So, what are [I]you[/i] doing in a place like [i]this[/i]?" She said, looking up at him.
"Eh..." Was all he could let out.
"C'mon, let's bounce. I'm heart-broken and I need someone to help me pick up the pieces."
"No, you need someone to help you pick out a better pick-up line, Kurumi." Katana said. Some of the people around the table chuckled. Kurumi went red, partly with embarassment and partly with anger.
"Hey, at least I have had a boyfriend." Kurumi said simply. Katana just glared at her. "Ha, gotcha there."
"Whatever." Katana grumbled.
"So, what's your name?" Kurumi asked, turning her attention back to the guy.
"Erm... Jase Mishima..." He said.
"NO WAY! I am Kurumi Mishima!!!" Kurumi exclaimed. "Talk about freaky."
"Yeah... I guess." Jase said.
"Kurumi..." Katana said softly.
"Eh?"
"I think we are.... related to these people...." Katana said, unsure.
"Impossible." Kurumi said on the spot. "No one in my family has ever been [I]that[/I] hot." She said, pointing to Jase. One of the woman that was seated with the mean cleared her throat.
"[I]Excuse me![/I]" She said sternly. "But I suggest that you watch who you are hitting on, hun, because some of us are taken!" She glared at Kurumi, taking Jase's hand.
"Oh jeez...."
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Hahaha! A girl Kaz and a boy Kurumi... still going out anyway...... XD That would be fuckin creepy as hell.[/color][/size]

[Swordsaint]

hehehe...my god ye all be as insane as a pack of rabid of rabid monekys with machete's. This is gonna be a lot of fun :D
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Kit tuned his thougths out from the other's, things were turning upside down at beef place, what ever it was called. He couldn't remember, didn't want to remember either. He looked over at the bowl of soup that had been left next to his bed. His stomach growled ferociously, soup had been all he had eaten since getting back to the dojo.

He closed his eyes, feeling the cool darkness of the "room of torture" wash over him. The salve that had been put on his wounds had been burning like hell, but it had since subsided. His thoughts swirled back into their normal pattern, he needed, no, wanted to be out with his friends.
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[I]Dammit. I wish this hadn't happened...I wish Amaya were still here, I wish that Kaz hadn't lost it and gone berserk like that.[/I] [/COLOR]

He could feel Kaz's presence in the back of his head, just like the rest of his friends, but kaz had grown...distant, the thoughts he gave of wrenched his insides, made his stomach turn into a pit of ice, it reminded him of the time he first met...
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[I]stop thinking that now dumbshit. Kaz may be evil, but he's not going to try and kill you. Just relax.[/I] [/COLOR]

Kit honestly couldn't tell if he could convince himself, he felt that Kaz would b willing to turn his hells be damned blades on him if it suited his purpose. He sighed, slowly sitting up.

"I need to get out of here, holding down the fort is no fun."
He winced as a number of his wounds split open. Gently he laid back down.
"Gah...no more of that then. Damn this sucks." A high pithced voice peirced his mind

[I]aww...poor kitty kat hurt all over. Mean ol' Sicarius[/I]
Kit wasn't sure which of the girls had said that, but what he was more concerend about baffled him like no other:

"Kitty Kat?"
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That's actually a good teaser nickname to throw at hiim. Soon as Kit's healed up, he can join the craziness. XD

[Che]

[COLOR=DarkSlateBlue][SIZE=1][FONT=Arial]>.> God, I hate my school. When I was really hyper and had good ideas, my evil school's computers were down, so now, I'm calm and I completly forgot all of my ideas. Damn! <.< I'll just have to make do...
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Yuki gasped when she heard Katana. [i]Did I hear her correctly? Great-great-grandfather? Well, come to think of it, that man [b]does[/b] look like someone out of our old photobooks. Oh, come on, Yuki! Can't even remember your great-great-grandfather's name! How pathetic. Didn't great-grandma always tell me how her father was an expert swordsman, even while the sword-ban was still in effect? Oh yeah, he was the guy who went to jail like...six times in one month! Heh, I remember [b]that[/b] Well, enough about waht he did, what was his fricken name?! Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......Yasuhiko! That's it! Yasuhiko Ataki![/i] Yuki thought, ignoring the constant request from the polite customer of Table 6 to get the hell away.

Yuki quickly walked over to the table after Kurumi sat next to one of the boys. "Yasuhiko Ataki?" She asked the boy she spoke with earlier. This time, though, Yuki began to see what exactly the boy looked like. He had brown hair tied into a ponytail, some of which was falling down onto his face, and his hair tie was exactly like hers: nothing more than a red string. He had a pink and white kimono jacket thing that made Yuki wonder what the hell he was doing, wearing pink, and a really short red kimono on top of black shorts and black shirt that went up to her palms. He had the same blue eyes, the same-looking sword, and even the same stickly look that made it seem that the two were actually quite weak and nerdy.

The boy quirked an eyebrow. "You've cooled off have you? Yes, that's my name." He said. "Then, Kat's presumption is right. [i]You[/i] are my ancestor. My name's Yuki Ataki, and I'm five generations after you in our family." Yuki squealed. "Oh! My Great-Grandmother told me such cool stories about you! She said that you were this really awesome samurai in the Revolution, and that even now you refuse to stop carrying your sword, and that that choice is the one that caused you to be locked up in jail...like...six times in the same month!" She said happily, sitting next to Yasuhiko, who was thoughroughly confused. "Well....uh...Saladin? A little help?" Yasuhiko asked nervously. "Hey, kid, scoot back a little. Ol' Yasu's afraid of girls!" Saladin said, causing the others to cakcle with laughter. "Am not!" Yasuhiko shouted angrilly, throwing his sake cup at Saladin, who merely moved his head to the side and dodged it completly.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[Katana]

[color=royalblue][size=1]Hehe. This is fun. Saladin is the name of the guy whose picture I used for my profile. ^^; So much for originality...but he's hot...
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"Waaagh, freaky kiddssss," Saladin said after the cup crashed into the "polite" man from table six's head. "How do you know us? [b]And how are you my great-great-granddaughter if I'm still young![/b]"
"Mwahaha. Tormenting you is [i]fuuuuuuuuuunnnn[/i]," Katana giggled, rocking back and forth from her cross-legged position. The rest sweatdropped.
"I can see how she's realted to you, Sala-kun," the Kit-looking women said.
Saladin groaned and sweatdropped. "You sure about that?" Turning back to Katana he said, "So...how do I know you're not lying?"
"Well, let's see. I'm Katana Misowari, and if you really want to be technical, Katana Misowari the tenth, because Katana has been a traditional female name in our family. You're Saladin, and if my math's right, I'd say you're about twenty-one. Yeah, twenty-one." She paused, trying to think of more family traits. "Oh! You fought in the Revolution in the same troop as Kenshin Himura, and you like to use two swords like these-" At that point, Katana unsheathed her blades, revealing them to her ancestor, who merely went bug-eyed.
"And, ummm...You have O negative blood, like me, suffer from a slight cae of near-sightedness, and sometimes have weird hallucinations involving two of your groupies."
"That...pretty much sums it up," Yasuhiko chuckled, and this time, dodged an empty sake bottle being thrown at him by Saladin.
"Okay okay okay," Saladin said through a sigh, slamming open palms onto the bamboo mat. "So, if what you three are saying is true, and that you're our great-great whatevers-"
"GRANDDAUGHTERS!!!" Yuki, Kurumi, and Katana shrieked at him, causing everybody in the Akabeko (except the Kenshin-gumi) to look at them.
"Yeah yeah, that! So, if what you're saying is true, then what are you doing...here?"
"We come from the future!" Kurumi said suddenly, standing up and nearly sending the table crashing to the ground. Only the Kit-looking woman and Yasuhiko saved it. "From the year 2004! This is 1867!" With a pause, she turned to Yuki and curiously wondered, "Yuki, what's the math for that?"
Yuki sweatdropped. "You're a feshman! Shouldn't you know?"
"Not right now, I don't."
"137 years," Katana said blatantly.
"YES! 137 into the future, we got sucked into you're frickin' past! SO HERE WE ARE!!!"
"Sure, that answers a lotta questions..." Jase said with an immense sweatdrop on his head. "Like how the hell my kid's kid's kid's kid's a complete baka..."
"Genetics get screwed up along the line, ya know," Yuki muttered out of the corner of her mouth.
There was silence. Then...
"NANANA!!! Can't touch dis!" Kurumi began prancing around the area, with everybody sweatdropping, and leaving poor Jase to wonder just how the hell his future-relatives gave birth to the weird creature known as Kurumi.
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The RK RPGs turn one year old this Wedsnesday! YAY!!! *confetti* I have two special images I'm making to comuulate the even.t (Kukuku...)[/size][/color]

[Fyxe]

[size=1][color=darkblue]After Kurumi stopped her dance, she plopped down beside Jase and started laughing hystarically. Everyone looked at her. Then she stopped quickly and said, "Eggnog??!!"
"NO!" Yuki yelled.
"Cookie?"
"Yeah, sure, it's up your butt and around the corner." Katana said, and then started to talk to Saladin again.
"Noooooooooooooooooo, I don't want a shit covered cookie... and I haven't hid one there.... that I know of...." Kurumi said, looking deep in thought. Jase just looked at her, his eyes getting bigger.
"You can't possibly be related to me. This is, like, a total mistake." Jase said, pointing at Kurumi.
"Ahaha.... you sound gay.... like like like...." Kurumi said, leaning on his shoulder for a second.
"Actually, I think you [i]are[/i] kinda like this kid, Jase." The Yuka like man said from a corner. Katana, Yuki, and Katana fell silent. They looked at each other, since they had not even taken notice that the man was there. Then they laughed. They guy stood up.
"Hey! What's so funny, you dumbass lil punks." He had pulled something out.... a mallet. To this, the girls even laughed harder.
"Ahahahahaha!!! Y-y-y.....uk-k-k.....a-a!!! Get over here!!! Ahahahaha!" Kurumi let out.
"Oy!" Yuka said, popping her head out from the other table. She walked over to the table and looked around, finally spotting the guy. Her eyes bulged. "ATTACK OF THE CLONES!!! AHHHHHHHHHHYAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" She pulled out her sqeaky hammer and hit everyone in a frenzy.

"UUUUUUHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH BILLY!!!! Mmmmhhhmmmmm!" Kurumi belted out after getting hit. Everyone looked at her.
"What the [i]fuck[/i] was that?!" Yuka said, breaking the silence.[/color][/size]

[Katana]

[img]http://img154.exs.cx/img154/4065/rkanniverserypsd5zl.jpg[/img]
[color=royalblue][size=1]It was one year ago today that some weird kid by the name of Katana wandered into the Recruitment and created what would be a big hit on the OtakuBoards: Rurouni Kenshin: River of Time.
The above is a picture I made...the only people that actually have images are Kaz, Yuki, and me. I had to change Kurumi's, because the link wasn't active, and had to improv on Kit and Yuka's. ^^;
Attached is the Chibi Anniversery. XD
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"This," Katana replied in a chipper tone, "Is what we call Island of the Clones."
"Since when?"
"Since now."
"Why island?"
"'cause it sounds cool."
"No it doesn't."
"Yeah it does."
"Nuh-uh."
"Yeah-huh."
"Nuh-uh."
"Yeah-huh."
"Nu-uh."
"Yea-huh."
Katana and Kurumi continued bickering while Yuka plopped down next to her clone, he hand on her squeaky hammer just in case.
"Gah, relax, freaky kid."
"Nooooooo...You look like me! Which is scary since guys don't wear kimonos and such-"
"Hey kimono girl."
Yuka looked up, fire filling her already insane eyes. "NOOOO!!! NOBODY CAN CALL ME KIMONO GIRL! [B]NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!![/B]"
Everyone sweatdropped as Yuka began bashing her ancestor repeatidly, which soon drew the attention of the rest of the group.
"Ken-kun!" Saladin greeted immediately, a silly grin on his face. "Haven't seen you in [i]years[/i]. How's it goin'?"
Kenshin smiled as Kaoru surveyed her surroundings.
"God!" she exclaimed. "One of each of you is enough already - but now there's [i]more[/i]?"
"Hey, we were the original," Jese said. With a considerable afterthought, and looking Kaoru over, he added, "But I can make an exception - OW!"
The Kaz-women had punched Jese square in the jaw. "You pimp! You're [b]mine[/b]!"
"Right, right..."
"And why is it I can see the resemblance?" Sanouske muttered, sweatdropping as Saladin began punching Kenshin playfully in the arm, then sending him through a screen, Jese was being pummeled by his girlfriend, and Yuki sat in a corner, sobbing at how she lost her job.
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It's short 'cause I can't think! *cricket* LIKE USUAL!!!
[Link]I just used chibis I found on a sheet from the Ragnarok Online game. So really, only Kaz looks the same because that's where he got his character image from. ^^;;
[url=http://img154.exs.cx/img154/1315/rkchibianniverserypsd6ho.jpg]Chibiness![/url][/size][/color]

[Che]

[COLOR=Navy][SIZE=1][FONT=Arial]"No, no, no, no, no!" Yuki sobbed. Yasuhiko reluctantly began patting her on the back. "Now I'll have to find a different job and I'll probably get fired from that one too because of these freaks! I'll never be able to pay Kenshin off and I'll be living my entire life trying to pay him back for those stupid dishes Kaz made me break!" She shouted. "Err...there, there, Yuki. It'll be fine." He said. "Ms. Yuki? Well, due to...erm...ovious reasons, I'm going to...eh...release you from our services. Here's your pay for the day." Tae said nervously. Yuki looked up at Tae and saw that she had more than likely enough money to pay Kenshin.

"I'M FREE!" Yuki shouted, grabbing the money and running over to the nearly unconcious Kenshin. "Take the money, and I swear I'll never ask you for something again! I'm never [i][b]ever[/i][/b] going to be a waitress again for the rest of my life!" Yuki cried happily, hoping up and down, soon joined by yuka, who was just plain bored. "Yuki?" She asked. "Why in the world am I jumping?" Yuki shrugged, and stopped jumping to catch her breath. "'Cause you're a kimono wearing freak with a hammer." She said. Yuka thought for a moment. "You know, that's actually true." She replied before going off to find her clone, hammer in hand.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]
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I'm at school, so I had no choice but to make this a short post....[/FONT][/SIZE][/color]

[Fyxe]

[size=1][color=darkblue]"I had a dream.... a dream that chickens would take over the world... AND PECK OUR GUTS OUT!!!!" Jase said.
"WHOO!! Right on.... HEY! I had a dream about that once too.. and a dream about teh badgers attacking and all of the shit." Kurumi said.
"No way!"
"Yes way!!!"
"Weird."
"I know..." Kurumi drifted off. "Hey! If I can't have you, then, then.... you are..... MY BIG BROTHER!!!!" Jase looked at her for a second.
"Right on!" He said.
"FRIGGIN SWEET!!!!" Kurumi yelled, grabbing him. He sort of blushed, but smiled too. Kaz-woman just looked at the two, more like glared actually. Kurumi could see in the fire in her eyes, but still held onto Jase, talking to him, watching her in the corner of her eye.. watching the anger build. She wanted to see this chicky POP.
"Boom!" Yuka said, plopping Kaz-woman on the head with her sqeaky hammer. She snapped.
"WHAT THE FUCK, LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE YOU LITTLE BITCH!!!!!!" Kaz-woman screamed. Yuka let out a series of giggles and leapt away.[/color]

[I]Yo, Yuk, how did ya know?[/i] Kurumi thought.

[color=blue][i]Ah, you forget, grasshopper, we can read each others minds.. like we are doing now.....[/i][/color] Yuka said, amazingly, wisely.

[i]Grasshopper??[/i][color=darkblue] Kurumi thought, sweatdropping. Yuka just drifted off, cackling. Jase had been watching Kaz-woman.
"Jeez, Kazmi, lay off." He said calmly.
"Lay off?!" Kazmi shouted, she shoved him the shoulder. "FINE! I'll friggin lay off!" She stated and stormed out of the building. Jase looked after her, but made no move to go after her. He looked down at Kurumi.
"She does that all of the time..." He sighed. "She has anger problems."
"[b][i]Really????[/i][/b] I couldn't tell." Kurumi said sarcastically. Jase laughed hollowly, making a shiver go up Kurumi's back. "You gonna be okay?"
"Yeah.... but I am thinking about dumping her, but it'll be hard.. since we've been friends forever...." Jase said.
"Weird, I am thinking about dumping the boy version of her." Kurumi said, looking in the distance.
"Are you serious?"
"Yeah... well, I think it is basically over anyway since he kinda turned all phyco evil on us..... and now I don't know where he is and I have NO idea what he thinks of me." Kurumi explained quickly.
"Really?"
"Yup."
"Hmm."
"Mmmmhmmm..."
"...."
"Blow-Pop."
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I have no idea where I got the name Kazmi... XD just a quick cover name. Oh well.
By the way, Katana, I'm lovin the pics. ^.^[/color][/size]

[Sicarius]

OOC: Joke Time!!! Be Frightened for teh Kaz-ness shall joke once again!!!!

IC: Kaz's stomach growled..even though he had just eaten a large bowl of soup. He got the sudden idea to frighten the Kenshin-gumi at the resturant on last time before going back to the dojo.

With that on his mind, Kaz teleported into the resturant smack dap in the centre of the table,and grabed a rice cake.
The whoel table fell over stunned at this and drew their weapons, leaving the ancestors in shock at a little demonic child appearing out of nowhere and standing on a table eating a rice cake.
" KAZ!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? LEAVE NOW!" katana screamed.
kaz just looked at her, when suddenly seven ninjas burst into the room, coming through walls, windows, and two were polite enough to walk through the door. They surrounded the table and looked at Kaz, who only smirked. Suddenly, music started to play and then Kaz and the seven ninjas started to dance and sing. The odd thing was...they were dancing and singing to the "Time Warp" from the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
When the song ended, Kaz smiled, grabed a plate of food, and teleported out of the resturant, while the ninjas continued dancing.

" Oh my God... What the FUCK WAS THAT?!!!" Yuka looked on in amazement as the ninjas Time Warped out of the room.
" I have no clue..... You sure that was Kaz? It seemed a bit odd...even for us..." yuki said.
Kit and the others just sat there in shock not saying a word. While Kenshin Sano, and the other Kenshin peoples just sat there in horror at what had just happened.
" Kenshin?"
Yes , Sano?"
" What the hell was that?"
" I'm afraid it was some kind of new evil that is about to plauge the world"
" You have no idea, Kenshin." Kurumi noted.

OOC: My brother was watching the Rocky Horror Picture Show and I thought about doing that. Oh and Katana, yes I ahve had a rabid 12 yr old on my ass.... Claire still won't leave me alone either....

[Che]

[COLOR=DarkSlateBlue][SIZE=1][FONT=Arial]Ok....what the fuck was that?
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[COLOR=Navy]Yuki stumbled backwards into an empty booth. "What the hell?" She asked herself. Yuka got up and pointed to Kazmi. "He's [i]your[/i] descendant! What the hell was Kaz thinking?!" She shouted. Kazmi blushed. "[i]That[/i] idiot was my descendant?! Oh no, you're kidding aren't you? 'Ha ha, let's pick on Kazmi!' That's what you're thinking, isn't it?! That freak [i]can't[/i] be my descendant!" Kazmi said, panicking a lot more than she should've. "Hey Kazmi, just chill, ok? You've gotta admit that the whole 'poofing around everywhere' thing is cool." Jase said, trying to calm her down.

The other....erm...let's call them [i]normal[/i] customers quickly paid their bill and left the restraunt, completly scared out of their right minds, and left the six kids, their ancestors, and the Kenshin-gumi there with the Akabeko staff. "Anyone else..think we should leave?" Yasuhiko asked. Everyone nodded, and they slowly and "stealthily" made their way out, and by stealthily, I mean Yuka, Katana, and Kurumi making as much noise as humanly possible.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=DarkSlateBlue][center]--==--==Back at the dojo==--==--[/center][/COLOR]

[COLOR=Navy]Everyone was in the back of the dojo, outside, and enjoying the nice day. Yuki and Yasuhiko sat on the porch and Yuki began to tell about Yasu's soon to be family. "So....do I have any boys?" Yasu asked. "Well, there's my brother, Grandpa, and that's about it." Yuki replied, thoughtfully, but as soon as she mentioned her brother, her eyes were soon locked with Yasuhiko's pink shirt-thingy. "Ehhhh...Yuki?" He asked apprehensively. "You're wearing pink." Yuki stated.[/COLOR]

[i]What's wrong with that, Yuki?[/i]
[i][color=red]Yeah, only manly men wear pink...[/i][/color]

[COLOR=Navy]Yuki frowned and turned to Yuka and Katana who had appeared behind her. "That may be, but considering what happened when my brother wore pink, I'm kinda scared." She replied to them. Yuka, Katana, and Yasuhiko's eyes all widened. "Your brother's gay?" They asked. Yuki nodded. "Yuh-huh! At first he was a real punk, and kept beating me up, you know? Stuff older brothers do, but then when we came back the last time, well, two weeks after, he wore a pink shirt, right? At first, I wasn't too worried, since all the guys were wearing them to show how manly they were, but when pink went outta style...well...let's just say it turned into one big shounen-ai manga." Yuki explained. Yasuhiko had a look of utmost disgust on his face, and the other two girls were giggling like mad.

"Meh, I'm used to it..." Yuki muttered before standing up to find some food.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[Katana]

[size=1][color=royalblue]*pats Yuki* It's okay. XD "Real men...Wear pink!" (It's an Inuyasha manga-form and Kenshin joke with me and my friend...)
And now, I'm gonna began the week-long celebration of Christmas. ^^ Ready steady go!
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"Welllll, as long as you're not gay," Yuka started, "You're finnnnnnnnnne."
"What's with the dragged out syllables?" Katana asked.
"I'm borrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrred," Yuka compained, banging random things with her squeaky hammer. (Translation: The heads of Yuki, Katana, and Yasuhiko)
Five minutes later, and after constant bashing, Katana stood up and, seemingly mindless, wandered over to the tree that had so often been used by the kids as a resting joint. She looked up at the twisting and winding branches that were barren of leaves. She sighed.
[i]And in one week, I would be at home, opening some lame presents.[/i]
But then, the thoughts of her last Christmas - the one with the Kenshin-gumi and her friends - struck her and she smilied.
"CHRISTTTTTTTTTMASSSSSSSSSS!!!" Katana bellowed all of a sudden, running around Saladin, Sanouske, and Kenshin, who were seemingly chatting about Sicarius.
"What the - what the - what the -" Saladin sweatdropped as Katana wound around him at Mach 5.
"CHRISTMAS!!!" she said again, this time bouncing up and down in her spot. She was soon joined by the forces of Kurumi and Yuka.
"What's...Christmas?" Saladin asked a nervous-smile Kenshin.
"It's a tradition in the future, that it is. We celebrated it last year when the seven were here, that we did."
"Last year? You mean these weird kids were here [i]last year[/i] too?"
"Yeah," Sano replied. "Remember those police killings? The bandits from that small village?"
Saladin nodded.
Sanouske jerked a thumb in the general direction of the six kids. "Them."
"What the - no way! How the hell...?"
"WE'RE SPECIAL!!!" Yuka chanted, dancing in her spot.
"Yeah, we are, I guess..." Kurumi muttered as she and Katana sweatdropped.

---Eleven minutes and twenty-eight seconds later---

"Let's go SHOPPING!" Yuki bellowed, causing everyone to sweatdrop. She held in her hand the rest of her money, after paying Kenshin back.
"We are shopping for CHRISTMAS goodies!" Kit said, and again put on the hyperness of last year's festivities. Everyone sweatdropped more.
"None of us have MONEY!" Kurumi added, and everyone collapsed to the ground.
"Well, we have some reliable sources," Katana said evilly, looking particuarly at Kenshin, Kaoru, and Yuki. They all sweatdropped.
"No no no no no..."
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'cause when you beat up people, you win. [/color][/size]

[Fyxe]

[color=darkorchid][size=1]"Lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaa!!! Christmaaaaaasssssss!!!" Kurumi sung, prancing around Jase.
"What's so great about this... Christmas thing??" Jase asked, watching her. Kurumi stopped, and looked at him, wide eyed. She just stared at him, mouth open. Jase sweatdropped. "What did I say?"
"What... what... what's so great about Christmas?! IT'S CHRISTMAS!!! I don't even know where to begin. Let's see: Presents, ornaments, presents, food, presents, friends, presents, huge trees, presents, snow, presents, snow-ball fights/forts/ and snowmen, presents, hot cocoa... oh, and I did I mention... PRESENTS?!" Kurumi said, going down the list. "Now... I feel like I forgot something... wait... wait..." Kurumi made a weird face. "HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN.... EGGNOG!!!!! Eggnog is one of the best parts." Kurumi yelled, running around like a giddy school girl again. "Whoooooooo!!!!"
"She's crazy..." Katana whispered to Jase with a nod.
"And you aren't?" Jase asked. Katana sweatdropped.
"Oh, yeah, thanks for pointing that out." She said and walked away.
"Any time!" He called.[/size][/color]

[Swordsaint]

OOC: I'm feelin festive!!! Merry CHRISTMAS TO ONE AND ALL!!!!!!!!
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Kit hobbled happily, his leg wasn't completely healed yet. He dug up the christmas decorations and begun to string them up happily. Katana had stolen the squeaky hammer, and began to nail some of the decorations to the wall. The girls where a whirlwind of cheerfulness as they started to get ready to go shopping.

"All right! I'm cheif of operations here! Lets get a move on people!" everyone sweatdropped as Katana struck a gallant pose on the table, the hammer hefted on her shoulder.

"YOU STOLE MY HAMMER! YAAARG!" Yuka tackled Katana, knocking her off the table. After a quick tussle, Yuka walked away, hugging her hammer close. "I'm sorry, I'll never let you get lost like that again." Katana dusted herself off, standing on the table again.

"Alright! Kit! Kenshin! You two stay here and decorate! Kouru, Kurumi! You to get to cook."

"Oh god no!" Yahiko mumbled "Where all gonna be poisoned this year." Whack! WHACK! Kouru and kurumi pummeled Kaz mercilessly.
"Now then! Everyone else..." Katana grinned devilishly "Were goin shopping!" howling in delight the girls dashed off leaving a stammmering sano, and weeping yahiko in the dust.

"Why do we have to go shopping with them?"

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Kit hummed happily, the ancestors had gone after the girls, following the trail of trampled people. Kit began using his power over earth to mold 6 foot snowmen, and to make an 8 foot statue of Santa clause.

Kenshin sweatdropped when he looked to see what the rumbling was.
"Uh, kit?" Kit turned, his maniacal grin spread wide acrossed his face "Um...I don't think miss Kouru would like these statues in her courtyard, that I don't"
Kit chuckled.
"I can always crumble em afterwards. Now I need some...PAINT! Red white, green and black!" Kenshin scratched his head.
"We don't have any paint, that we don't. And you can't walk to the store with your leg injured." Kit thought for a second.
"No problem, I'll just use my new trick!" enshin had started to ask what Kit's new trick was, but a hole had formed at kit's feet, and slowly he sank in, grinning. Kit shot underground, speeding towards where the girls had gone to do their shopping, he'd be there very soon. His entrance might be a bit messy though...
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NEXT!!!

[Katana]

[color=royalblue][size=1]Yay! I'm the chief of operations! *insert manical grin here*
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"Okay okay, we have a lot of shopping to do!" Katana announced, taking out a toliet-paper looking tube from her pocket. She unrolled the paper to reveal a lengthy list, and everyone sweatdropped.
"There's now - let's see - [i]me, Kurumi, Yuka, Yuki, Kit, Amaya, Kenshin, Sano, Kaoru, Yahiko[/i] - that's ten, but with the ancestors - [i]Saladin, Jese, Yasuhiko, the three others - dunno if Kazmi will want to do this, but we'll make her[/i] - seventeen. Crap."
Kaoru groaned. "There's [i]seventeen[/i] people?"
Katana stopped suddenly, appearing to be looking up at the sky. "Ah, wait...Megumi makes eighteen."
"[i]Eighteen[/i]?!?!" Kaoru shrieked, and several merchants stared at her. "There's no way in hell we can support a group of that size! And you all want to give gifts to everyone - oh god - six times seventeen is a hundred and two...then the five of us want to give gifts to each other...that's twenty-five...and then we give one to each of you kids...that's thirty..." Kaoru collapsed to the ground, wheeping.
"And that is?" Kurumi whispered to a sweatdropping Yuki.
"A hundred and fifty-seven."
"But wait, we haven't included Kaz..." Kurumi thought suddenly, and the rest shot her dirty looks.
"Sorry Kurumi," Katana said seriously, "But you're gonna have to get used to the fact that Kaz isn't the same guy from last year." In a hused tone, she added, "I'm sorry, Kuru-chan, but...[i]he isn't really your boyfriend anymore[/i]."
Kurumi's face was struck with sadness. "I know. But...stilll..."
"AHHH!!!" Kaoru shot up from the ground, making the rest of the group forget their troubles. "IT'S ALL BECUASE OF YOU WEIRD KIDS! Before you came, life was simple and I only had five mouths to feed! But NOW -" She errupted in flames. " - NOW, there's eleven, and then, with you're weird [i]powers[/i] and criminal records, not to mention this CHRISTMAS thing, I can't sleep peacefully anymore! I'M NOT MADE OF MONEY!!!"
Everyone in the vacinity sweatdropped immensly, and the girls looked like they had withstood a hurricane.
"Hey hey, you could've said no." Yuka, of course, was the first to spoke, and Kaoru began choking her.
"Kaoru! Kaoru!" Katana and Kurumi jumped on Kaoru, attempting to free Yuka from her clutches, while Yuki and Amaya stood off to the sides.
"You know, it'd be rather nice to lose Yuka..." Yuki said, eating a rice cake she had stolen from a vendor.
"Yeah, it would, wouldn't it..." Amaya replied.

---Finally...---

"Yessir! I'll have this, and this, and that, and - oh! - somma those - and that -"
Yuki watched in horror as her restaurant earnings were steadily slipping away as the rest bought Christmas gifts (which turned out to be weird things, like fruits, cups, and keychain-like objects). Kaoru stood off to the side, wrapped in metal chains to a nearby post with Katana's turban wrapped tightly around her mouth. She was wriggling violently and shouted muffled curses at the girls.
"Isn't life just perfect?" Yuka said through a grin.
Yuki sweatdropped. "It would be."
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And seriously, if you tell me my math is wrong, that means you're just as bored as I was when I calculated all of that. T_T;;[/size][/color]

[Fyxe]

[size=1][color=darkblue]By the way, Katana, my ancestors name is Jase... not Jese... -_-;;..... lol.
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Kurumi balanced all of the packages that contained presents for her friends. They had somehow managed to get everyone at least something, Kurumi had even had a little bit of money that had been lurking in her un-checked pockets. She was falling behind of everyone else, who were marching along happily back to the dojo.... except Kaoru, whom was being dragged along by the Amaya looking man. As she looked around the town as she walked along the path, she dropped a few packages. She leaned over to pick them back up, but someone pushed passed her, causing her to drop all of the packages. A police officer pushed passed her as well, yelling after the man that just ran into her.
"Oh, that was unfortunate." A voice said from behind her. She spun around to she a guy about the age of 16.
"Geez, where are all of these hot guys coming from?!" Kurumi said, dreamy eyed.
"What?" He said, smiling, yet looking puzzled.
"Nevermind..." Kurumi mumbled. "Hey, I'll be right back.. I need to take care of something.... mind looking after my stuff for a sec?"
"Erm... sure, I guess..." He said hopelessly, looking at the fallen gifts.
"Thanks!" Kurumi said and ran toward the running man and police officer. She raised her hand and a black goo formed around the guys feet, trapping him in place. He looked behind him, a questioning look on his face. He spotted the officer first, and then the jogging Kurumi. As Kurumi got closer, she had a better view of the guy. Kaz. Kurumi stopped dead in her tracks. He looked at her. A feeling of dizzyness flashed over her, the memory of his warm embraces, his lips on hers. She closed her eyes, took a breath, and let the goo ooze around the ground.
She heard a familiar whooshing noise. The officer yelled in frustration. Kurumi opened her eyes, Kaz was gone, and the goo had disappeared.
[i]I don't want him caught... or in trouble.... I think he just needs to run free for awhile....[/i] Kurumi thought sadly and walked back to her gifts and the guy that had so kindly kept watch over them.
"Thanks for watching over my items...." Kurumi said breathlessly.
"No problem.... do you need any help?" He offered, a kind smile filling his face.
"No... that's alright.. I can manage... but thanks anyway...." Kurumi said, almost lifelessly. She made a dark orb over the packages, lifting them up in front of her. The young man looked at her in awe, but she didn't care who saw now, she just needed to get back to the dojo....
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Heh. Have to have a little drama here and there, nae? Lol.[/color][/size]

[Che]

[COLOR=Navy][SIZE=1][FONT=Arial]"Yasuhiko?"
"Yes, Yuki?"
"I wish I wasn't here right now. Those freeloaders stole all my money that I worked so hard for!"
"Yuki?"
"Yesh, Yasu?"
"Why don't you just go all Mafia on them and tell them to pay you back double?"
"I'm not sure. Hey, how do you know about the Mafia?"
"I'm not sure."

Yuki and Yasuhiko were in Yuki's room, wrapping presents with whatever they found to wrap it with. (OOC: I don't feel like being too specific there. I'd be here all day trying to think if they had some sort of wrapping paper or something) "Turn around." Yasuhiko demanded suddenly. "Why?" Yuki asked in reply. "Just do it, I'm wrapping your present." He retorted, semi-annoyed-like. Yuki smirked and turned around, but held out her hand, creating a slight wind that picked up the item. "Hey! Stop! Yuki! Knock it the hell off, dammit!" Yasu yelled, quickly snatching the gift mid-air before Yuki caught a glance.

"Awwwwww." She whined. "But I wanna see!" Yasuhiko muttered something about surprises and Yuki muttered something about hating surprises and then Katana and Yuka quietly entered the room and began to look through the wrapped packages. "Get. The. Hell. Out." Yuki and Yasuhiko said menacingly. They weren't about to ruin everyone else's surprises. Only each others. "Yuka, put it down!" Yuki shouted, seeing Yuka not very stealthily stash her present in her own kimono. "Put what down?" Yuka asked innocently.

"Do you want me to tell everyone you-know-what about you-know-who?" Yuki asked. Yuka blushed. "I don't know what you're talking about!" She said indignantly. Yuki took a breath, and turned around to Katana and Yasuhiko. "Wait!" Yuka cried, thrusting the present into Yuki's hands, then running out of the room. "What was that all about? What were you going to tell us?" Katana asked, hoping for deep-dark-secrets-that-only-Yuka-knew. "Actually, I had no idea what I was going to say. I saw that on TV once, so I thought I'd use the bluff." Yuki responded. "Uh, what's a 'TV'?" Yasu asked, and Yuki and Katana began the very long tale of what a TV is/was and how Kenshin and company were a TV show. Eventually, they even got into telling him about their last trip there.

"Oh..." Yasuhiko muttered while only half paying attention.[/COLOR]
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Yay for those kinds of bluffs. They're effective too....[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]