RPG Rurouni Kenshin: Time Flows On [PG-L]

[Katana]

[size=1][color=royalblue]Especially when the person you fool is a moron. XD *high fives Yuki*
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"So yeah, we've had quite an adventure," Katana finished. She looked over at a window to see the sky had grown dark.
"Wow, so you can be smart?" Yasuhiko wondered, and soon received a whack upside the head. He fell unconscious onto the floor.
"Geez Kat," Yuki said, sweatdropping at her oro-eyed ancestor.
"Hey, he deserves it!" Katana replied hotly. "People who call me dumb don't get off that easily!"
"That's for sure."
Silence. Then...
"Hey, let's go get dinner."
"Sounds good."
The two stood up and trooped out of the room, closing it firmly behind them. Yasuhiko might as well have been chopped liver; he was receiving no sympathy.
The kitchen of the Kamiya dojo was billowing with steam. Yuki carefully poked her head in, then signaled to Katana that it was safe.
"God Kaoru, what're you trying to cook?" Katana asked first, waving her hand in front of her face.
"Sushi!" Kaoru replied, agitated. "Now shut up or leave!"
"Eh, I think it'd be safe if we left..." Yuki muttered wisely, slipping out of the doorway with Katana following.
"Ah, Yuki. We're the only eighth graders here," Katana said, putting her hands behind her head.
"Yup. And school wouldn't be so bad if we didn't have that [i]thing[/i] with us."
"Thing?"
"Yuka."
"Oh yeah..."
The two eventually ended up outside, where a nearly-full moon hung in the sky.
"This time of the year sucks," Yuki groaned. "It gets dark and cold way too fast." Puffs of her breath were visible against the navy background.
"Uh-huh. But maybe Kenshy Claus is coming!" Katana grinned like a four-year-old as Yuki sweatdropped.
"Kenshy Claus, you say?" she wondered in return.
"Yeah. He has four reindeer: Kaoru, Sanouske, Yahiko, and Megumi. He carries all his presents like a hobo, with the sack on his sword. Then, Kenshy uses his god-like speed to rush through doors and place the presents for all the good little girls and boys under the bansai plant."
"You've certainly thought this out, haven't you?"
"I've had lots of free time."
"I can tell."
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And...I have to go to church. XP Later guys.[/color][/size]

[Che]

[COLOR=Navy][SIZE=1][FONT=Arial]"On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me a reverse blade sword with a really pretty red ribbon!" Yuki sang quietly. "On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me two Kaoru-made rice balls and a reverse blade sword with a really pretty red ribbon." Katana had a huge sweatdrop over her head. "If I were you, I would've dumped that true love like a sack of potatoes. Giving me Kaoru's food, how cruel!" She snickered. Yuki waved her hand as if to signal Katana to go away. "It's the revised version of Twelve Days of Christmas. You gotta love the Kenshinish theme. Speaking of ol' Kenshy Claus, Kat, you still like Sanosuke right?" She asked. Katana nodded. "Dunno where the connection between Kenshinish themes and me liking Sano comes in, but yes. Yes I do." She said. Yuki grinned and dug around in her pocket a little before taking out some sort of plant tied to a string.

Katana eyed Yuki warily. "And what would that be other than a plant on a string?" Yuki slapped her forehead. "You're an idiot, you know that, right?" "Yes." Yuki shook her head and sighed. "What plant would go well with Christmas?"

"Holly?"
"No."
"Pine Trees?"
"No."
"Bonsai plants?"
"No."
"Poison ivy?"
"NO!"

Yuki sighed. "Mistletoe you retard!" She said. Katana's eyes widened as she snatched the plant away from Yuki and ran back into the dojo calling for Sanosuke. Yuki chuckled and jumped into the infamous tree, still shivering. "You should get inside." Someone said from above her. "Sometimes I say to myself that you should too." Yuki replied without even looking. She knew it would be Kaz. "Can't. Everyone would tear me limb from limb. Besides, I like this new life." Kaz replied lazily. Yuki sighed. "Well, I won't try and convince you otherwise, but I want to say two things. First of all, please don't kill anyone else. Please. And secondly," Yuki took a small package out of her pocket. "Merry Christmas. They're katars. Ones that haven't been stained with blood. You don't have to use them, just keep them." She said, jumping out of the tree and entering the dojo.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[Sicarius]

Kaz took the gifts graciously, and shredded the packaging. the Katars were splendidly beautiful. They were brand new, pure and innocent, something he lost months ago. He took off the older weapons, noticing the markings left on his arms; he teleported tot he base of the tree and punche dth ekatars into the trunk, sizzling it some. He tied them over his forearms and 'danced' with them, doing all the martial styles he knew, mainly Kosho Ryu Kempo ( the coolest and best martial art from china. ever). The Katars were light, and balenced, near to perfection. Then the idea struck him. [i]Miyamoto Mushashi used two blades... One of defence, and one of attack... These are near Yin and Yang of each other. They will be a balanced duo...[/i] He took one of the glowing katars form the tree and replaced it with one of the new ones. " You shall be [i]My[/i] Masamune and Murasame.
He Practiced more and more with the new combination. The newer one, nick named Masamune, was a lighter weapon, but strong. Perfect for defence, and the other... well it's been proven to be an attacker.
He teleported to a garden in the emperial castle and took blossoms from thecherry trees. he walked about the castle for a few minutes looking and observign the fortress. He teleported back to the dojo, and quietly, went inside and placed the blossoms into every one of the girl's room. Leaving a few coins for Kit.
" Merry Christmas, everyone. I will return one day." He said out load and teleported back to the tree, picking the other two katars back up, and back he went to the limb he so loved, looking over the city and the dojo. He punched the other set of katars into the tree trunk near his side, and went to sleep.

[Fyxe]

[size=1][color=slategray]Kurumi woke up with the smell of sweet blossoms around her. She still had her eyes closed, breathing in. She finally opened her eyes, it was still slightly dark, but she knew it was probably around 5 A.M. The others were still sleeping soundly as she sat up, a flower blossom fell from her hand. She pondered for a moment, shrugged, and quietly stood up. Then she realized that it was Christmas morning. "Christmas!" She yelled, rather loudly. The other girls grumbled.
"Wha-?" Katana said, dazed. Kurumi quickly put her hand over her mouth.
"Ooopss..."
"Bitch! I was sleeping!" Yuka growled, hitting Kurumi on the back of the head.
"Why are there flowers on me?" Yuki said groggily.
"Beats me...." Katana said, rolling back over.
"Guys! It's Christmas Morning, get up!" Kurumi hissed through the darkness.
"What?!" Katana said, sitting up quickly.
"CHRISTMAAAAAAASSSSSSS!!!!!!" Yuka screeched and smashed through the screen door to the room.
"Oh, of course! Let's go get everyone else up, shall we?" Yuki said.
"Quit being so... formal, Yuki, you know you want to rip the living crap outta those packages that are waiting for you out there." Kurumi said.
"True."[/color][/size]

[Swordsaint]

ooc: Sorry i havn't posted in a while, the schools server's full of bugs, any how here goes.

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Kit had long since given up on his surprise, he lost track of where the mile a minute girls had scattered to under Katana's crazed directions. He slept peacefully until here heard a sudden tearing noise and a high pitched sqeal of "CHRISTMAS!"
He jolted forward, hearing a clinking noise as a few objects fell from his chest. Startled he looked down, a small bag of coins had been left on his blanket from someone.
He glanced around, seeing no one near, he mumbled a silent "thank you" to who ever had left them.

"KITY! GET YOUR ASS UP! IT'S CHRISTMAS!" Kit chuckled climbing out from under the blanket, dressing himself and retrieving his long unused sword and nunchaku from the closet. He slid the door open, running face to face into a fuming miss kourou.
"Um...somehting wrong?" he could almost hear the last nerve break.

"WHAT have you done to my dojo's courtyard!" they went to the window, outside there were snowmen and trees, raised from the earth and shaped by Kit's unique power's. His smile widened, and he giggled uncharacteristically.

"He he...I decorated! It's Christmas!" Seeing her cold stare he added "Don't worry! I'll fix it all later, for now PARTY!" He bolted out the door to where the presents were all stacked, the girls had started there mad wrapping paper slaughter. Yuki spotted kit through the storm of paper.

"Kit! Get in here and open your presents or I'll take em!" Get laughed diving in, shredding the paper that stood in the way of his presents.
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ooc: I figured we should finish the christmas party. Hope all your christmas's were good, and that you all had a happy new year!

[Katana]

[size=1][color=royalblue] Papers flying everywhere...manical weirdos rampaging around the dojo...I need to study for my finals...
I'm skipping ahead a couple hours so we can FINALLY get out of Christmas. ><;;
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In one corner sat Kurumi, Yuka, and Katana, each of them looking seriously at the scene before them. Before the three was a carton of eggnog and three glasses.
Off in the distance, Sanouske began slurring his words and cussing at Kenshin for not guessing the right number of dice. Saladin and Jase were cackling as they snatched Sano's jacket from him.
"Half a glass says Sano's had too much sake and they're playing strip bon," Katana murmured. When the answer was confirmed, the three each downed half the glasses of eggnog.
"Damn, we're gonna have rabid morons on the loose," Kit said as he leaned against a wall next to Amaya.
"...The rest of the glass says Amaya's slightly high and kisses Kit for two minutes," Yuka said, her eyes transfixed on the couple.
And then, they downed the glasses.
Yuki, who was relaxing on top of a pile of paper, began scanning the room. Upon catching the glance of Kurumi, the three rabid musketeers came over, snatched her arm, and forced the poor Yuki to play the 'Rurouni Kenshin Christmas Drinking Game'.
"But I don't like eggnog..." she whimpered before Yuka shoved a glass down her throat.

---Midnight, The Girls' Room---

With Kurumi sprawled out in a corner, eggnog dribbling from the corner of her mouth and Amaya long past asleep from her questioning time with Kit ((err, not like that)), Yuka, Yuki, and Katana were also playing strip bon...with their hostages of Sanouske, Saladin, and Jase.
"C'mon Sala, guess a number, any number..." Katana said in a rather sadistic tone.
Saladin sweatdropped, then stared heavily at the turned bowl. "ODDS!"
"You sure?" Yuka asked, grinning.
"No, EVENS! NO! [b]ODDS![/b]!!!"
"Make up your frickin' mind."
"ODDS!"
Yuka whipped the bowl up. Dice 1 = 5. Dice 2 = 3.
"[b]EVENS![/b] BUWAHAHA!" Yuka rolled on the floor, laughing like a maniac as Katana and Yuki yanked Saladin's shirt off.
"Alright, who's next?" Yuka asked sadisticlly while the two eighth graders pulled a drunk Sanouske to the front.
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Buwahaha, that was fun...[/color][/size]

[Che]

[SIZE=1][FONT=Arial][COLOR=Navy][CENTER]-=-=-=-One O'Clock in the Morning-=-=-=-[/CENTER][/COLOR]

[COLOR=royalblue]Yuki yawned, but chuckled at the sight before her. Sanosuke, Saladin, and Jase were all stripped down to their boxers. Yuka had stopped it at that point, claiming her virgin eyes wouldn't be able to take it, and Katana had said she didn't want to see her own ancestor naked. Scary thought. Yuki was about to find a nice spot in the corner of the room to sleep when Sano sobered up.

"Wait a minute, missy. You don't really think this is going to go unpunished do you?" He asked. Katana, who had been so dilegently drooling over Sano's half naked bod, snapped out of her trance. "And what would you be planning on doing, my oh-so-hot-and-half-naked-hostage?" She asked. Sano scowled, but Jase spoke up. "Exactly what you did to us." He said. Saladin grinned and stole the dice and cup from Yuka, who had been off in her own little world. "So, who goes first?" They all asked in a sadistic unison. Yuki grinned. "I will." She said.

The male trio grinned back, and Saladin flipped the cup and whatnot. "Odds or evens, Yuki?" He asked. Yuki closed her eyes and took a deep breath. "Evens." She said calmly, opening her eyes. Saladin lifted the cup, and revealed that it was exactly evens. Yuki's grin became wider. "Oh, I should've warned you. I never lose at bon." She said. Yuka and Katana grinned as well. "We'll play as soon as Yuki loses." They announced. Then Yuki smirked. "Oh, and by the way, everytime I win, you three have to give me something. I don't care [i]what[/i] it is, as long as you give me it." She said. "Those are my standards. I don't play unless they're met."

The guys huddled around for a moment, deciding whether they should play like this or not. After a minute or two, they decided to play still, two to one vote. "You can't [i]always[/i] win. You've gotta lose sometime." They said.

[i]That's what they think.[/i] Yuki thought to Yuka and Katana slyly.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=Navy]
[CENTER]9 in the morning. Girls' room.[/CENTER][/COLOR]

[COLOR=royalblue]Yuki smiled, but yawned for the milionth time, and then reorganized her pile of things. Yuka and Katana had long since gone to bed, as did Sanosuke and Jase. Only Saladin and herself were awake, because Saladin was determined to get Yuki to lose. It wasn't the game, though, just his pride. The two began to have a stare off, showing each's determination. After a moment, Yuki broke the tense silence. "I'm going to bed." She said simply, yawning again. Saladin fell over anime style with a huge sweatdrop on his head. "You can't! You've won every game, and I want my damn stuff back!" He said loudly. Yuki smirked at him. "Get out of the girls room, or I'm telling everyone when they wake up you tried to sexually molest me. They'd believe it too." Yuki threatened.

"Yeah, they would. Everyone's an idiot."
"Yes. Yes they are."
"You're really mean, you know that? Stealing my stuff and threatening me like that."
"Isn't Yasuhiko like that?"
"Come to think of it, yeah. I'm going to go kick him now for having such an evil kid like you."
"Have a lovely time."
"I think I will."
"Ok then."
"Alrighty."
"Then we're in agreement?"
"Yes. Yes we are."
"Cool."
"Very much so."
"I'm going to bed now."
"Er...ok."

Yuki crawled over to a corner, dragging 'her' stuff with her, just as Saladin stood up and left the room. Just before she fell asleep, Yuki had an idea, and so she grabbed some paper and wrote: [i]"Yuki's stuff. TOUCH AND DIE!"[/i] Yuki smirked. "That'll save it." She muttered before falling asleep just when the other girls began to wake up.[/COLOR]
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XD[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]

[Fyxe]

[size=1][color=slategray]Kurumi woke up quickly. She looked at everyone. [i]Looks like Yuki and Saladin finally stopped battling it off.... and the boys went back to their room...[/i] She thought while looking over at Yuki. She had to laugh when she saw the huge pile of stuff she had won along with the note.
"Hmmm.... oh! JASE!!!!!!!!!" She screamed.
"Shut up!" Yuki threw a pendant she won at Kurumi, "I just got to sleep....." And she went right back into a deep sleep.
"Tee hee..." Kurumi ran across the room, not bothering to open the door and crashed right through it, as well as the boys's room. "Oooooh, Jaaaaasssssseeeee...."
"Jeez, Kurumi, wake up the whole dojo." Jase said, sitting up, but he was smiling. She sat down by him. "What do you want?"
"Nothing."
"Oh."
"Yeah."
"Hmm..."
"Cheese Pants."
"Alright."
"Damn right."
"You are strange..."
"So? Don't make fun of me bizznich."
"Fine."
"Fine! GOSH!" They stared at each other for a moment.
"Fine!" Jase said.
"SHUT UP YOU MORONS!" Saladin yelled, throwing his sandle at them. Kurumi flipped him off.
"What's with people throwing stuff at me this morning anyway?" Kurumi whined.
"Because you are a freak." Saladin stated.
"So?"
".... weirdo....." Saladin said, turning over and placing his head on the pillow again.
"Flavored condom licker." Kurumi said.
"What?" Saladin sat back up.
"Nothing...."
"That's great..."
"Twice?"
"Maybe..."
"Ahahahahaha..." Kurumi laughed, but Jase ushered her out of the room.
"Let's get some breakfast... shall we?" He said, sweatdropping.
"Whoo! Fooooooddddd!"
"Wait a minute!" Kaoru said firmly, standing in their way. "Those are about the eighth door you have ran through! You are gonna damn well fix them before you even see a grain of rice, missy!"
"Shit..." Kurumi mumbled, her stomach growled.
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Wow... that was totally pointless.... XD[/color][/size]

[Katana]

[size=1][color=royalblue]You know, I HAD a post before my internet decided to be a bitch to me and shut down. *chucks her computer out the window*
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Katana groggily awoke, and had the slightly feeling of a hangover. "Last time I ever drink eggnog," she grumbled to herself. She heaved herself up and laughed at seeing Yuki's sign.
"[i]Yuki's stuff. TOCUH AND DIE![/i] A little greedy there, aren't we Ne-chan?"
Have no clue or care what Ne-chan actually meant, Katana went over to the pile of Touch and Die. She examined it, then grazed a fingernail across a bottle of sake.
Immediaetly, Yuki tore upwards and kicked Katana straight through Kurumi's hole in the door and into the hallway with a loud crashing noise.

Outside, Kenshin scrubbed furiously at the bed sheet Saladin had hurled on last night. Sanouske loomed over him, sucking on a fishbone.
The crash came, and a shingle from the roof popped off and landed on the ground. Kenshin sweatdropped as Sano perked up.
"Wonder how that happened..."

Kurumi appeared in the hallway to repair the door only to find one of her fellow musketeers sprawled out, unconscious.
"Kat? Katty Katty kitty?" She began poking Katana.
[i]Lightbulb[/i]
"OH KATANA, SANOUSKE IS NAKED!!!" Katana immediately bolted up. So fast, in fact, that the drool that had formed at one corner of her mouth splacked into the wall.
"WherewherewherewherewherewhereWHERE!?"
"Retard."
"Bitch."
Kaoru now appeared in the hallway and, upon seeing the two teeagers arguing, began screeching like a banshee.

"Damn Kenshin, I think Jo-chan's gone nuts."
Kenshin collapsed into the water basin.
"Kenshin? Kenshin?"
Bubbles sprouted up from the water.

"Alas, what's for breakfast?" Katana asked cheerfully. Kaoru had been knocked out, tied together with some chains, and strung from the rafters in the boys' room.
"Dunno. Hey, maybe we should Yuki to cook."
"No way, I value my internal organs."
"Yeah, I guess I do to."
"Maybe we should steal something from the Touch and Die pile."
"Maybe."
"Shall we?"
"I'm in agreement to that."
"Stagnant."
"Flunctuating."
"Momentum."
"Cheese pants."
"Popcorn undies."
"Nachos and cheese."
"Rabid tourists."
"Retard restraint."
"Pile?"
"Let's go."
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That was...inspiring. XD[/color][/size]

[Che]

[COLOR=RoyalBlue][SIZE=1][FONT=Arial]Yuki sat in the corner of her room. She was still sleepy, and she was in denial about the fact that nobody in the dojo would ever let her sleep as long as they were awake. Kenshin, maybe, but he was only one person. Everyone else was noisy, obnoxious, and inconsiderate of her personal needs. "No offense." She muttered to herself after thinking this. Suddenly, her attempts at sleep were intterupted by someone saying "aren't these my sandals?"

Yuki chuckled. "Saladin gave them to me. You can have them back, Katana. Just, don't touch my stuff anymore." She said wearily and without opening her eyes. "Yuk, are you tired?" Kurumi asked. Yuki opened a single eye, and not very much either. "I'm tired, I'm bored, I have a constant craving for J-pop, and I [I]need[/I] to play some sort of video game." She explained before closing her eyes again. Katana and Kurumi sat on either side of Yuki, both interested in the young girl's sudden need for modern items.

"Thought you loved it here." Katana commented slyly. "I do. I just need to listen to Koda Kumi constantly and finish the entire Final Fantasy series. Of course, I can't do either here, so I'm kinda bored." Yuki mumbled, turning on her side and beginning to doze off. "Koda Kumi, eh?" Kurumi asked, snickering. They oviously knew she was trying to sleep, and they were oviously trying to prevent it. Oviously. "Shut up." Yuki muttered. The other two girls got up, grinning.

"Tsk tsk. You should be nicer to your friends, Yuki-chan." Katana solded. Yuki opened a tired eye again. "Two things. First, what's up with the sudden suffix? Second, get the hell out before I kick you out again." She said angrilly. The girls laughed, but followed Yuki's command. "Finally." Yuki said, laying down again, and *finally* getting to sleep.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[Fyxe]

[size=1][color=slategray]"Shoooooow mmeeeee paradiiiiiiiiissssssseeee!!!!" Kurumi sang, rather loudly, and annoyingly. Katana hit her lazily.
"No thanks."
"Maybe later?"
"Sure."
"YAY!!!! TWINKIES!!!!" Kurumi yelled, bumping into a tree. Katana gave her a weary look.
"Eh... sorry, I think only Jase can help you with that..."
"With what?"
"Nevermind." Katana said, starting to climb the tree.
"Maannnnn, this hangover hurts like a MO FO!!!" Kurumi yelled, following Katana up the tree.
"I know.... so.... shut up."
"And I'm hungry too...."
"Shut up..."
"You know what would be really good right about now?"
".......what......." Katana said, giving in.
"Hmmm.... a nice chocolate chocolate chip muffin with powdered sugar on top...." Kurumi said dreamily, her mouth watering.
"Mmmm... or... donuts...." Katana joined.
"Shut up, you are making me hungry...." Kurumi said, shoving Katana a bit.
"That's the same thing you were doing to me!!" Katana glared at her, shoving her back. They started a shoving fight, until they both fell out of the tree and slammed into the ground.
"... Stoners...." Kit muttered, appearing right as they fell. The looked up at him.
"Err...."
"Hey! Kit! Stop being an ass and help us ladies up!" Kurumi growled, pouting up at him. He just started laughing hystarically.
"AHAHAHAHAHA.... ha... "ladies"... ahaha.... MWUAHAHAHAHA!!!" Kit bent over, laughing. When he finally settled down, he managed to say a few last words, "That's a good one Kurumi...." And stalked off.
"Drunken Crazed Nazi...."
"Dude, no, that's what someone would say to describe [i]you[/i]" Katana stated.
"Bitch."
"Slut." Katana said, heaving herself up. Kurumi opened her mouth to say something, but closed it, because she knew Katana was right.
"So?" Kurumi finally said.
"Meh."
"Fine."[/color][/size]

[Katana]

[size=1][color=royalblue]And here I am again, at the library. ><;; Cookies, muffies, coffee, and internet...not bad, though.
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"Let's go bother Kaoru."
"Like in Potter Puppet Pals?"
"Yeah. It'll be fun."
The two leapt up and rampaged to the boys' room, where they found Saladin and Jase pulling on their shirts.
"You stole your stuff back from the pile of Touch and Die?" Katana asked. Kurumi popped out of the room and popped right back.
"Yup. And Yuki's sleepin' like a little baby."
"Hehe. 'Yuki' and 'baby' don't seem to go together."
"That's for sure."
Jase's eyes wandered up to the rafters, and went bud-eyed at the site. "WHAT THE HELL'S KAORU DOING UP THERE?!?!?!?"
"Eh? Oh, we put her up there."
"WHY?"
"Because she was being the slavedriver of dooooooooooooooooooooooooo-"
Saladin sweatdropped as Katana dragged on the syllable. "How come your my descendent? Why? Why is fate so cruel...?"
"Fate sucks," Kurumi chimed with Katana still dragging the syllable in the background. "Especially considering how Yuki's high for J-Pop and Final Fantasy."
"J...Pop?" Jase wondered.
"Uh-huh. Bunch of singers and pop music. Some are scary, some are good. Final Fantasy is a video game where you play dudes with giant surfboard swords and stuff and stuff."
"Video game?"
Kurumi crashed through the floor. "Just...forget it."
Saladin looked back at Katana, and sweatdropped. "Is it healthy to continue dragging on a syllable?"
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Mwee, I can't think, and this keyboard is so frickin' loud...the lady two computers down keeps giving me dirty looks. >.<[/color][/size]

[Fyxe]

[size=1][color=slategray]As I see no one else is stepping into posting again... I WILL! XD
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Kurumi started counting as Katana dragged on the word. "Five minutes!!!" Kurumi yelled.
"Holy shit..." Jase said, sweatdropping. Katana finally dropped over, taking in deep breaths. Saladin ran out of a corner.
"Thank the Gods!!" He exclaimed, bouncing out the door.
"You know, you coulda just left before!" Jase yelled after him.
"Good point!" Saladin yelled back. Kurumi laughed.
"I guess Katana and Saladin are related."
"No shit." Jase said.
"You are saying shit a lot today."
"So?"
"Tcha." Jase looked at her for a minute. "I'm going outside." Kurumi announced and walked out of the door.

Kurumi climbed up the nearest tree and looked at the sky. "Can't touch this.... yo, sound the bell, school's in sucka!" Kurumi sang/shouted. She listened to it echo through the yard. "Ahahahaha.... STOP! Hammer Time!" She screamed, it echoed again.
"You are to loud." A voice said behind her.
"Wha-?" Kurumi looked around and saw a dark figure not to far away. It laughed softly and then something silver and shining flew at her. It pierced her in the stomach. "Argh..." Kurumi let out, it hurt so much. That's the last thing she remembered.. the pain and that soft, evil laughing.

"Kurumi..." A whisper greeted her ears. She opened her eyes, they felt so heavy. Everything was fuzzy for a moment, but she slowly realized there was somebody leaning over her. When her vision was clearer, she saw who it was. Her heart skipped a beat. [I]No way.. it can't be... it's just a dream...[/I] Kurumi thought, sqeezing her eyes closed again. "Kurumi... wake up. Are you okay?" The familiar voice said. She opened her eyes again. He was still there.
"Kaz.. what are you doing here???" Kurumi let out in a rough whisper.
"I saw you fall..."
"Fall from where?"
"The tree... and I saw... the dagger..." Kaz said helplessly, "I wasn't going to leave you laying there..."
"Where am I?"
"In the dojo, I took you in here, but I can't stay for long." Kaz explained. "Bye..." And he just vanished again.
[I]Kaz....[/I][/color][/size]

[Sicarius]

[font=Trebuchet MS][size=1][color=Navy]OOC: Sorry everyone for my lack of well everything.. been not really busy with my other site, but! I did do stuff in school to keep me away from OB and Estah.. also if you guys want to get a hold of me I'm on Yahoo everyday..


IC: Kaz searched the area for Kurumi's attacker. [i]She may be my Ex, but that doesn't mean I don't care about her or the other's safey... even if they do hate me..[/i] He thought to himself...

His searching led him with nothign, except a sweaty brow, a saddened heart, and a thoughtful mind. He scanend the area mentally, but still nothing... He lsnuck into the dojo from time to time checking in on Kurumi, hiding in the rafters, being silent and watchful.
Soon after he left Katana, and Yuki entered aruging over who was hotter, Saladin or Jase...
" Jase is soooo.... Kurumi why sre you bleeding???" yuki asked.
" I was attacked in the courtyard....and I wound up in here... Where's Megumi? I need some bandages..." Kuru answered leaving out the part about Kaz.
" Ooooo evil baddies trying to hurt Kurumi?! If only we had some real men around here..." Katana said obviously meaning Kaz.
" Shut up about him, Katana. You don't know.. You couldn't understand.."Kurumi mumbled to her..
" I thought you got over that asshole.He did kind of kill a guy, and try to hurt us.." Yuki retorted
" I said shut up!Just go get Megumi you stupid whores!" Kuru yelled at them..
The two of them stormed out of the room, doing as she asked...
" Kaz come down, I know you're up there.." Kurumi said looking up in the rafters.
Kaz fliped down and looked at her." You going to be okay? You did fall a ways..."
" I'm fine thanks to you. Why did you do it though? Why didn't you let me lay there and let the others handle everything?" Why don't you come back?!" She said getting irritated.
" Kurumi... I brought you here, because I will still want to protect you.. I don't know why... I just do... You know why I can't come back.. They don't need me anymore. I'm better off finding a way back home.." he replied.
" You know that's not true.. we need you. we need each other, It's different with out you." she said just as Yuki, Katana, and Megumi walked in the room.
" You! Get out of Here! GEt the FUCK OUT OF HER AND GET AWAY FROM HER!" Katan yelled at Kaz shooting blasts of water at him.
" I told you.." He said dissappearing out of the room.
" Kurumi, are you okay? Did he hurt you?" Yuki asked her.
" get away form me.. He wouldn't hurt me... He wouldn't hurt any of us." Kurumi said pushing her away..

OOC: I'm out of Ideas... yeah you guys pick it up, and Until net month or 2 months.. Peace!!!
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[Fyxe]

[size=1][color=slategray]Yuki tried to comfort Kurumi, but she just glared at the wall. "Kurumu.. knock it off." Katana stepped in, slapping her lightly on the cheek, this was enough to make Kurumi look up. "He killed a guy, and he made it quite clear he didn't want to be here anymore."
"How do you know...." Kurumi muttered.
"Dammit, Kurumi." Katana sighed, but walked out of the room. Yuki bent down next to her. And she hugged Kurumi lightly, then sat by her as Megumi made her way over to treat Kurumi's wounds. [I]They are trying to be patient.. nice.. to me. But I have a feeling that won't do any good....[/i] Kurumi thought as she looked up at Yuki. Yuki could be so nice and patient when something was serious though. She was thankful that some people were willing to at least make her feel better about things. Kurumi sighed and closed her eyes as Megumi bent down to wash her wound.
"It's hard..." Kurumi whispered.
"I know..." Yuki replied. [i]No... you can't possibly know....[/i] Kurumi thought, she was tired. "Actually, I do know, Kurumi. Kaz was my friend, things happened, now he isn't around anymore. It's happening to everyone. You.. you just had a different kind of relationship.." Yuki stated, obviously having read Kurumi's thoughts.
"Exactly..." Kurumi's voice faded.
"Alright, you should be alright now... Just try and rest, 'kay?" Megumi finally spoke when she was finished.
"Thanks." Kurumi replied. And she heard Megumi step out of the room. But Yuki was still sitting by her. But Kurumi fell into an instant sleep.

When Kurumi opened her eyes, it was dark, but she could smell fresh, warm food. She knew they others must've just had supper. Suddenly the door slipped open, taking her by suprise and her heart skipped a beat.
"Ah, Miss Kurumi, you are finally awake, that you are." Kenshin said merrily, carrying a tray.
"Yeah.. I guess..." Kurumi said, sitting up. Her head was pounding.
"I hope you are hungry, I saved you some food, that I did."
"Thanks a lot, Kenshin, I'm starving." Kurumi said, thankfully. Kenshin set the tray on the floor by her. She took a rice ball and bit in, but soon regretted it.
"Erlack! Pfew!" Kurumi gagged, spitting it out. "Don't tell me... Kaoru's cooking?"
Kenshin sweatdropped, but nodded. "Eh, great..."[/color][/size]

[Katana]

[color=royalblue][size=1]I'm not a bastard, you know...-.-
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Sitting quietly, chewing her riceball and ignoring the taste (perhaps because she had wrapped the entire mess in nori?), Katana wandered over her thoughts.
[i]*sigh*...I didn't mean to be so rude to Kurumi...but Kaz did kill a person without provacation.[/i]
A voice suddenly entered her head. [i]"Hey, hippocrit. Remember what happened when we first got here? We all killed at least one guy. And we've killed bandits, and pretty much countless others."[/i]
"Kaz," Katana grumbled under her breath. Nobody took notice to this. [i]Awight, bandage boy. Why don't you come and join us again? Going solo usually gets you nowhere.[/i]
Upon hearing no reply, Katana quietly stacked her dishes within each other, muttered a thanks for the meal, took the dishes to the kitchen, and went off to talk to Kurumi.
"I hope Kuru-chan isn't too pissed at me," she whispered to herself.
Coming upon the door, though, the girl lost all confidence she held. Kurumi was sipping her cup of green tea, her eyes closed in thought.
[i]I'll come back when Kuru-chan feels better...[/i] She was about to leave, until -
"Kuru-chan, is it now?" came Kurumi's not-so-cheerful voice from the room. "I'm older than you, you know."
"Yeah, and, so?" Katana replied, her back still turned to the door. "What, you wanna be called Kurumi-sama?" She smiled. "I won't even call Sanouske that."
"Well, fine, whatever. Just leave me and Kaz alone, and don't start World War three while in the Meiji Era, which would techniclly be World War one, which would move all the others up - so Stalin would be in World War two, and Hitler would be World War three, and -"
"Don't exhaust your brain, Kuru-chan. Now, I have some business I need to attend to..."
Katana started down the hall, stoping briefly in the kitchen to grab some left over riceballs and tea, put them on a tray, and continue back down. Take a right, second door on the right - the Torturing Chamber of Doom.
"Hey Tomo," she said, placing the tray on the floor in front of the man.
"You FORGOT about me for more than a day!" he grumbled, using his toes to pick up the food and eat it.
"Wow, you're multi-talented," Katana replied, smiling. Tomo stared at her, but didn't appear very threatening - especially with bloated cheeks and a face covered with rice.
"Listen, if you see a weird bandaged kid poofing around or sommin', tell him to stop making me the evil dude in his writings."
"What?"
"...Nevermind."[/size][/color]

[Che]

[SIZE=1][FONT=Arial][COLOR=RoyalBlue]Yuki sighed and nudged her [i]Touch and Die[/i] pile with her foot. "I'm bored with you already." She told it, comfirming her theory that she came up with earlier that she was going insane. "Yuka and Katana made too much of an influence over me. I'm talking to innatimate objects, for Pete's sake!" She mumbled before groaning. "Evil! Evil things!" She shouted. "I can't get Kurumi and Kaz out of my fricken mind!"

[I]Ok, let's review the case,[/I] she thought as if she was a jury comitte in a court case. [I]Kaz kills a guy. Everyone hates him for a time. A little later, we all secretly miss and or forgive him. On the outside, most of us are acting like bastards and refuse to let him inside....i.e. Katana.[/I] At that moment, Katana frowned and replied to the thought with one of her own. [I]Leave me outta that![/I] She shouted telepathically. Yuki sighed and ignored her.

[I]So now, we want him back, but he won't come back. Not yet. He's getting there though...he [/I]did[I] come inside to help Kurumi. Yeah, Kurumi...he'd do anything for Kurumi. Just like she'd do anything for him. Anyways....hm....I wonder who shot Kurumi anyway? I'm gonna go take a look...[/I] And so, Yuki stood up and walked outside.

It was still dark outside ((OOC: Erm...yeah. I hope it is. I can't remember the time of day...)) and so she was trying to be as stealthy as possible. In her mind, she was humming the Mission Impossible theme song over and over, and she even made a fake gun with her fingers. "Mwahahaha! Fear me, I'm a secret agent!" She shouted against her will. "I. Am. Going. Fucking. Insane." She stated afterwards, completly surprised and partly disgusted with herself. "After this, I'm beating the crap outta Katana and Yuka. I've spent too much time with them, and that's what did this to me." She said.

In any case, the insane side of her won, and Yuki began sleuthing about the grounds, rolling around corners with her fingers in a gun position, occasionally humming the said theme song aloud. Even though she had gone insane, when she heard a rustle in the bushes behind her, she stood up from her roll and took out her sword, pointing it at the bushes. "Come on out, you scoundrel! Ye walk the plank for attacking me crewmate! And I'll maroon your ass on some desert island like those fiflthy sea rats did to me Cap'n Jack Sparrow!" Yuki commanded, oviously speaking as if she were a pirate.

Suddenly, a bounded figure hopped out of the bushes. "Damn, and I was so close too." He swore loudly. "And now I've been caught by this idiot!" Yuki giggled. "It was only you, Tomo." She declared, running over to the other girls' sex slave. "Do I know you?" He asked with an annoyed tone. "I went to bed when the other girls brung you back, so we never got to hang out or nothing, but everyone was so loud, I learned your name easily. I'm Yuki." She said. "Wait? Why am I happy? I'm on a mission!" She yelled angrilly at herself. "You're insane, you know that?" Tomo asked. Yuki stopped being angry at herself long enough to nod at Tomo. "Yes. Yes I do. I found that out earlier." She answered.

Suddenly, an idea popped into her head. "Tomo. Kaz pointed something out earlier to Katana, and I was sorta eavesdropping. He said we've killed countless amounts of people, and yet we hate him for killing one single person, but without provoktion. Well, I agree with his thought that we're all hypocrits. So now, I'm makin' like Kenshin, and I'm repentin.' Oooh! That rhymes!" Yuki said, kneeling down next to Tomo and messing with his rope. "What are you doing? Wait, don't answer that! Just get the hell away from me!" Tomo exclaimed. Yuki shushed him. "I told you I'm about to repent. I'm helping you. Damn they can tie a knot...." She mumbled, trying to untie the ropes that were on the sex slave.

"And there ya go, matey. Ye be free." Yuki announced in her pirate voice. Tomo sweatdropped but grabbed the rope. "Nah thanks. I'm stayin'....I get free food, alright? So don't go thinkin' I, God forbid, [i]like[/i] it here." Tomo explained, tying himself back up, though the rope was barely holding him. "Thanks anyway. But if ya wanna help me, just make sure those retards don't touch me. Like...in a bad way...." He said, shuddering at the thought before running back into the dojo. Yuki stared after him for a long while, just plain wondering what the hell went on.[/COLOR]
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I have [i][b][u]NO[/u][/i][/b] idea whatsoever what the point of that post was. It may be to show Yuki's insane-ness, or it may be to show Tomo likes us. So....yeah.

((OOC: You know what was funny? For the past few days at school, there has been this super-hyper-attention seeking kid in my class that continuously sings 'Can't Touch This' and everytime I hear it, my mind just wanders back to this specific threads and Kurumi as well. Scary, huh?))[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]

[Fyxe]

[size=1][color=slategray]Ahahaha, me and my friends do that Mission Impossible thing... bah... we "sneak" around with our little hand guns and hum the song.. then we attempt to roll on the ground. XD We are retards.
I think that kid wants to be like me. ;) << >> Stalkers! >.<
....... I'm good now....
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Kurumi finished her tea, put the empty cup off to the side, and tried to get up. Her stomach and gut stung, but she managed to finally lift herself off the floor. "Eh... I need some pain killers..." Kurumi said to herself and she walked slowly to the door. When she slid it open, someone was already on the other side. "Jase! What are you doing?"
"I could ask the same question, ya know." Jase replied cooly.
"I think you are just a little sicko."
"Maybe." Kurumi looked at him weird.
"Mooooove..." Jase looked at her weird.
"Do you want something or what?"
"Yeah, I wanna leave this friggin room!"
"Fine." Jase sighed and stepped aside.
"What's your problem?"
"..... Nothing......" Jase said and walked away.
"Weirdo..." Kurumi muttered. She wobbled to the end of the hall and stepped out side. She looked at the side of the dojo and started to climb to the roof. "Ooof.. grr... dammit..." She mumbled as she stumbled her way up. When she finally reached the top she bellowed, "YESSSSSSSS!!!!!! I have gone where no... Kurumi has gone before!" She was quite proud of herself. Kurumi crawled over to a nearby spot and looked up at the moon. It was full tonight, so it shed a lot of bright, mytserious light over the dojo.
[i]I wish it would rain...[/i] Kurumi thought, watching over the stars, feeling the light, warm breeze of the night brush against her. She sat up.
"I have an idea." She stated to herself. She carefully stood up and threw her hands in the air, looking at the sky. "Oh great Rain Cloud, listen to me! Bring rain and thunder here, set their spirits free!!" She sang to the sky in the best voice she could. She wanted to be respectful after all.
"You shouldn't be singing mysterious chants to the sky, you know."
"So?" Kurumi smiled, she knew the voice. "Are you deciding to come back, perhaps?"
".... Perhaps... that's the key word..." Kaz said, and then he was gone.
"Of course... perhaps..." Kurumi replied faintly, looking back up at the sky.
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I don't really knoe the point of that post either... but, hey! It always leads somewhere! XD[/color][/size]

[Katana]

[size=1][color=royalblue]So...Tomo got outside, eh? >.>
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"Ready steady can't hold me back, ready steady give me good luck, ready steady never look back, let's get started....READY STEADY GOOOOOOO!!!"
"SHUT UP!" Kit's voice called from the dining area in the dojo.
"SCREW YOU!!!" Katana screeched back. She shuffled from the hallway to the courtyard, and was nearly blinded by the full moon.
"Oooomph...it's like coming out of that movie last year and dieing of natural light..." She wandered around in circles, going around the same spots over and over again. "Wheee...lalala...spin around..."
"Perhaps...that's the key word." Katana stopped suddenly and shot her eyes to the roof. She could make out the silhoutte of the top of somebody's head, but she couldn't quite make out who.
"Okkkkaaaay...now's time for mesa to play rock climber! Wheeeee!!!" With a pause, she added, "And scare the shit outta Kuru!"
Katana ran silently to a corner between a wall and a wall. Two crate boxes were tucked perfectly in the crevice. She hopped up on the boxes and jumped, catching the edge of the roof and hauling herself up. She was now very, VERY glad Saladin had been her ancestor - inherting his arm muslces was great.
"Now I've gotta be very careful..." Katana whispered, army-crawling her way to the peak of the roof. Kurumi could've sensed her presence.
"So why don't you come back?" Kurumi's voice said softly.
"I...dunno," Kaz replied. "Nobody but you seems to want me back."
"That's...not so true anymore. At least..."
"What is it?"
"Kenshin is forgiving. He wouldn't be too keen at first, but he can hardly hold a grudge against someone like us. Sano probably doesn't care. And earlier, Katana semi-agreed -"
"Semi-agreed? When I proded her mind during dinner, I could sense her agreeing with me that we've all killed somebody. So..."
"...Yuki doesn't care anymore. Kaz, we really want you back."
Katana sighed quietly, and carefully slid backwards. Unfortunately, she ended up stumbling on the edge of the roof and falling backwards off the roof, landing on the boxes on her back.
"HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT!!!"[/color][/size]

[Sicarius]

[color=Red][size=1][font=Trebuchet MS]Kaz withdrew the blades form the katar, and teleported to the area where the crash had come.
" You...Why are you so nosy?" He asked looking down at Katana. " Can't two people hvae a conversation alone with out you barging in?"
" Nope, in my curious nature.."
" Meh, fair enough..I've made a decision..I'll be coming back.." He said teleporting back up to Kurumi. " I'm coming back, Kurumi... I'll be back soon, just not tonight. spread the word, and I'll come back in three days." he told her, smiling some and holding up three fingers. He leaned over adn kissed her cheek lightly, teleporting out of the area.
"Kaz...." Kurumi siad sas she began to hobble down to the dojo.

She and Katana had cleaned up the mess, adn were looking at each other in the kitchen.
" So he's coming back?" Katana asked.
" I guess so... I hope he does come back."
" What about the others?"
"Dunno... guess we'll have to see.." She said, hobbling out to the doorway calling for the others telepathicaly:" [i]Guys, Come to the Kitchen, we need to talk[/i]." she called to them.

One by one everyone filled the kitchen, the Kenin-Gumi, ancestor-herd, and the kids.
" We have some news..." Kurumi began trailing off some.

OOC: Heh.. it only took a bout a week but hey I'm here, better than what I can say for : Kit, and Yuki...*eyes yuki* and that thar' Yuka person.. I like Okra, especially fried okra..any way... have fun, you girls can decide the convo...Whee *teleports back to his hole*[/font][/size][/color]

[Che]

[SIZE=1][FONT=Arial][COLOR=DarkSlateBlue]Hey, did we ever come up for a name for Yuka's ancestor? Oh well, I just spent, like, a half hour rereading our last three pages. Oh, and Katana, your math on the Christmas gift price was perfect. >.> I was bored, ok?
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Yuki hummed happilly. "Lalalalala! Kaz is comin' back. Kaz is comin' back!" She sung, swirling around on he toes. "I'm hyper. Dunno why I'm singing. Lalalala....gonna go kill Yuka for sharing her craziness with me..." She added. It was only moments ago when Kurumi had told her that Kaz was coming back. She was happy, that's all there was to it. They were all being reunited again. It was a good day, and she was hyper and crazy and she was about to release it all.

"Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuukaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Yuki shouted in a whiny voice. "Whhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?" Yuka replied in the same type of voice, appearing right behind Yuki. "I'm booooooored! Let's play a game!" Yuki said, jumping up and down. "Yuki, you're scaring me." Yuka muttered. "I doooooooooon't caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrre! Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'mmmmmmmmmm hyyyyyyyyyyyypppppeeeeeeeeer!" Yuki replied. "Now you're acting like Katana!" Yuka complained. "Plaaaaay wiiiiiith meeeee!" She added. Yuka sighed. "Let's get Yasuhiko and Yuri to play too." Yuka said. ((Yes! Yuka's ancestor shall forever be known as Yuri!))

"What game are we playing?" Yuki asked, still bouncing up and down with hyperactivity. "Cops and robbers! I saw you acting like 007 and a half! You and me can be secret agents and Yuri and Yasu can be the bad guys, and we can use our mighty police powers to apprehend them." Yuka explained excitedly, now enthusiastic about the idea herself. "Yaaaaaaaaaaay!" Yuki shouted, dragging Yuka in the direction of where she thought the two ancestors would be.

[CENTER]--==-=Ten Minutes Later=-==--[/CENTER][/COLOR]

[I][COLOR=Navy]What's the distance to the target?[/COLOR]
[COLOR=DarkSlateBlue]Ten meters, hiding behind the tree. I believe they're plotting something.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=Navy]Attack from behind, I'll cover the front.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=DarkSlateBlue]Roger.[/COLOR][/I]

[COLOR=RoyalBlue]Yuki grinned and took out her sword. "You two! I'm Yuki Ataki of the Tokyo Swordsman Police! You're under arrest!" She called out, pointing her sword towards the tree. "And I am Yuka (add Yuka's last name here, whatever it may be) of the Tokyo Swordsman Police!" "Ah crap! They found us!" Yuri shouted, ditching Yasuhiko at the tree. Yasu swore loudly and jumped up, running into the dojo. "They've seperated! Split up!" Yuka shouted gleefully, chasing after Yuri.

"Roger that! Over and out!" Yuki replied, chasing after Yasu. Both were going at the same fast pace, and caught up with them and tackled them. They rammed their heads into ground, and smirked.

[I]Capture Complete.[/I] The two thought at the same time. They were enjoying this game thoroughly. "Ah damn. I hate the police." Yasu muttered as Yuki yanked him upwards.[/COLOR]
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[Fyxe]

[size=1][color=slategray]Grr.. I tried posting before... but then it disconnected me while it was gonna put it up. >:^O
Anyway... I'll try to make it like the other one... even make it better. XD
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"Sailor Scouts, essemble!" Kurumi yelled.
"Who the hell are the Sailor Scouts?" Jase asked, munching on another rice ball.
"They need to essemble."
"Yes, you already said that. But who ARE they?"
"They need to essemble... so we can fight for LOVE AND JUSTICE!!!" Kurumi exclaimed, striking an odd pose.
"Yeah.. but WHO ARE THEY?!"
"Jeez, Jase, you ruin everything...." Kurumi pouted and walked off.
"All I wanted was to know who they friggin' were...." Jase mumbled.

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Kurumi walked around the dojo, bored stiff. She needed to kill the hours before Kaz came back. Then she realized she hadn't seen Kit or Amaya practically all day. She walked to the boys' room, expecting Kit to be there. The door was slightly open, so she peeked in. She had been right, he was there... but he wasn't alone. [i]Hee hee...[/i] Amaya was there, obviously. Kurumi decided to watch them awhile. [i]Jees, Kit, you basically eat her whole face.. calm down, buddy....[/i] They kept at it. [i]Hee hee.. they are so into it... they can't even hear my thinkin' over here...[/i] Kurumi snickered to herself. Then she had an idea....
Kurumi slammed the door open with a loud 'crack!' and she leapt into the room, doing an odd dance and singing loudly "I AM TURNING JAPANESE!!! TURNING JAPANESE!!!!"
Kit smashed into the ground, and Amaya looked like she was about to have a heart attack. Kurumi continued her act.
"You already are Japanese, dip shit..." Kit finally said loudly after he regained the ability to speak.
"Sooooooo?"
"So... we don't need you barging in here to tell us that! Plus... well... we were kinda.. busy...." Kit exploded, blushing madly.
"Busy?" Kurumi asked slyly, her eyebrow raising. "Haha, I know, I saw, smarty."
"Get out, Kurumi!"
"Make me!"
"I will!"
"Don't go there girlfriend!!!"
"Too bad! I already went there!"
"Where?"
"GAH! OUT... SLUT!"
"BRING IT!"
"I ALREADY BROUGHT IT, AND IT BEAT YOU BY A MILE!" Kit yelled.
"Yeah right."
"Rrr..." Kit looked like her was about to pounce.
"SAILOR SCOUTS, ESSEMBLE!!" Kurumi screamed, sweatdropping, moving out of the way. "TUXEDO MASK!! COME TO ME RESSSCCCUUUUUUUUEEEE!!!"
"What is going on in here?!" Jase yelled, now in the doorway of the room.
"TUXEDO MAAAAAAASSSSSSKKK!!!" Kurumi yelled, jumping into Jase's arms.
"Get out, Kurumi!" Kit yelled again.
"Fine... biznitch..." Kurumi gave into defeat. "Giddy-up, donkey."
"Donkey?" Jase sweatdropped, but carried her out. After they reached the end of the hall, they could hear Amaya laughing like a giddy school girl on crack.
"Glad Amaya enjoyed it..." Kurumi said, a wide grin on your face.
"Your just ecxited cuz Kaz is coming back."
"Well, duh, you splajj!"
"Splajj???"
"Nevermind... GIDDY-UP, DAMMIT!" She kicked into his side.
"Oooowwww!" He ran down and out into the front of the dojo.
"What kinda donkey are you anyway??"[/color][/size]

[Katana]

[color=royalblue][size=1]...Yuri? You know what that is? It's those girlXgirl things. >.> So I'm taking it upon myself and re-naming him Yori. Hope ya don't mind. (I was thinking about this in science class - you know, when I should've been paying attention but was drawing instead.)
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"Kuru, he's a retarded donkey is what," Katana said as she popped her head into the room. Jase tore upwards, knocking Kurumi flat to the floor, and attempted to pummel Katana.
"AHHH!!!" she screeched. "SCARY MAN! SAILOR SCOUTS, ASSEMBLE!"
Yuka, Kurumi, and Yuki suddenly popped up and tore Jase off Katana. Then each of them took a turn and hurt him in some way - whether by dark discs, or some tornados, light spheres, or water jets. In the end, Jase was pretty beaten up.
"I could never do that..." he muttered before passing out.
"Must've had too much sake," Kurumi said cheerfully. "Let's go and scare villagers!"
"Okay!" Yuka and Katana agreed happily, skipping after Kurumi. Yuki groaned and followed, knowing she would end up just like Jase if she didn't oblige.
"LET'S SING!!!" Katana yelled, breaking out in a parody of "We Didn't Start the Fire". Somehow, Kurumi and Yuka were able to join in.

[i]Rurouni Kenshin, seven kids, back in time, strip-bon bids,
Kaoru's riceballs, Sano's fists, Yahi-ko's tantrum fits

Swords n' stuff, hacked-off heads, Kat can cook, Tomo's fed
Kaz and Kuru, Kit-Amaya, the rest are all left out

Saladin, Jase, Yasuhiko, Yori
All these dudes, old to us, but all of them - pretty hot

Squeaky hammer, train ride, Kaz went on de udder side
Aconite, Sicarius, both of them - paranoid[/i]

Yuki sweatdropped, and sweatdropped some more as the three kept singing. She couldn't believe they were able to figure out lyrics right on the spot like that. Sorta like stand-up comedians. But in their jokes, people usually ended up unconscious.
"LET'S EAT SOME BEEFIE THINGIES!!!" the three crazy musketeers shrieked, knocking Yuki to the ground as the trampeled to the restaurant. She groaned.
"You're paying..."
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We Didn't Start the Fire. Woah, am I outta it...[/size][/color]

[Sicarius]

[font=Trebuchet MS]Kaz had discarded the clothing he'd stolen, and reverted back to his clothing of old. The binding was newer, and less worn than the previous ones.
He stood in the door way of the dojo, scanning the building for anyone. Kit and amya were in their room again, doing god knows what. The three other girls were gone, and he knew the Kenshin-Gumi wouldnt be to thrilled to see him..
" I may aswell hide out for a little while.. or atleast until the others get back.." he said softly as the teleported into Kurumi's room.

A few hours passed and the girls eventually cam back, screaming about beef, and all it's wonders.
"girls!!!! I have arrived!!!" kaz screamed down from the roof, where he'd teleported only minutes before.
" YOU!!!!! YAY!!!!" Kurumi yelled back, looking happy. the other girls glared slightly, but they were happier to see him.
Kaz teleported down to the ground, and embraced kurumi into his arms.
" Hey girls, where've you been? And what's for dinner, I'm starving!!" he said, smiling.
" What ever Koaru cooks? We were in town getting beefie thingies!!!" Yuki said as she began cackling on the ground..
" Ignore her, she's dumb. So.. Where've you been hiding Kaz, mah boy?" katana asked him.
" The trees..and a spare room in the dojo.. Hee Hee... how did you guys like your gifts for Christmas?" he asked them
" That was you? With the twigs?" Yuki asked " dude we tought some one was playing a joke on us..."
Kaz sweatdropped, and a tear formed in his eye.." You guys suck..." he said and trotted off, with Kurumi still in his arms
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