Funniest Commercials

[LPpunkrocka]

I have five favorites, actually.
1-That Taco Bell commercial with all the "I'M FULL" **** is so stupid, I laugh at it.
2-That soap opera Geico commercial
3-Bud...Weis...er...I love those frogs!^^
4-this extremely gay local commercial for a grocery store around where i live. there's like, can-can everywhere, which is so incredibly ****** up that you gotsta laugh at it.
5-my favorite one is the one for the boost mobil phones. The old people trying to be young and cool just makes you crack up.

[Juu]

[size=1]The Geico commercials and 90% of car commercials are hilarious.

...because they're so terrible/irrevelant of what they're selling.[/size]

[ChibiHorsewoman]

[color=darkviolet]Has anyone seen the Little champion/ Ceasars' dog food comercial where the woman is hosting a dinner party and she had to feed her dog?

She takes some soft dog food out of this container and puts it on a square white plate, then she has to turn around and help one of the waiters, and another waiter takes the plate out to the guest and a guy dips a cracker into the stuff and goes to eat it. But first before he can take a bite, someone comes to talk to him. Then the dog begs and the guy gives him some cracker. Then the lady comes out and the guy says that her dog has very sophisticated tastes. The lady smiles, says thank you then hands the plate to the dog.

You can see the guy at the end looking at the woman then the dog with this really confused look on his face....but I think it would have been funnier if the guy had eaten the cracker and then the woman had fed her dog.[/color]

[Azure Rose]

[COLOR=DarkSlateBlue]Hehe, I agree with you ChibiHorsewoman, that commerical would've so much funnier if the guy had actually eaten the cracker! Currently, I love the Snicker's commericals. There was the first one where the guy eats a Snicker's and becomes president, and the new one where the St. Louis Rams change to the St. Louis Freds. I can't say why, but they just crack me up! Maybe it's because they're so off the wall. Wouldn't it be funny though, if all you had to do to be president was eat a candybar...

The other commerical I really like is the Dayquil (sp?) one where the guy is sitting at his office desk complaining about his cold. Then he says, "Dayquil will help me get my energy back...*head falls on desk*...if I can open the box.." Lol, I laugh at that mostly because that's exactly how I feel when I'm sick! Ah, it gets me every time.
~Azure [/COLOR]

[Pumpkin]

[QUOTE=Angel]I really liked the Red Bull commercial where a bird craps on a guy's head. Then the guy drinks some Red Bull and flies over top of the bird and starts unzipping his pants. Revenge is great.

Also there are two Budweiser commercials that make fun of the Miller Light commercials where the refferees replace people's Bud Light with Miller Light. It has the referees stealing the Bud Light and then they jump into and ride off, laughing. In the other commercial the cops stop them for stealing the beer, and they just make a run for it.[/QUOTE]

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lmao I love that Redbull commercial. Makes me laugh so much everytime.

Another commercials that I like are those ones with the guys in their offices (forget what its for? cereal or mcdonalds Im sure) The one where the guy is eating his cereal and his boss comes up to him and tells him hes fired. He can't hear cause hes eating crunchy cereal so all you can hear is the crunching noise, and he keeps nodding. Meanwhile the boss is like "you can go far with that attitude" and there have been plenty of other episodes of the same guy where the boss goes "Ugh hes still here" Guess you have to see it to believe it.

There is also another one where the

Boss goes "Okay someones got to get fired?"
Guy "Well then which one of us is going to get fired?"
Boss *Eating cereal* "I dont know, umm pick a number..how about you, choose a number between 1 and 5?"
Other Guy " 4 "
Boss " Your Fired "

Yet another one you have to see it to get it ;) I also love the one where there are two bikers and a guy on an imaginary bike since he can't afford one. He says hes going to go down a hill, and runs down this steep hill covered in leaves and falls on his face half-way. Cracks me up all the time. Gotta be my most favorite commercial on at the moment. [/FONT][/SIZE]

[Sol-Blade]

[SIZE=-3]I just saw a pretty good one, it was one of those Burger King commericals where they are in the office place, handing out food. It went a little like (Bear with me here, this is from memory, so the words might be off):

[B]Guy handing out food: Okay so, who had the Bacon Beef Burger packed with Cheddar Cheese and Mayo?[/b]

[b]Different Guy: Who was man enough to order that?[/B]

[I]*Silence, camera pans to a mystery girl*[/I]

[B]Mystery Girl, in a very stuck-up tone: That's [i]mine[/i]. [I]Omarosa[/I] is in charge of this place now.[/B]

[I]*Everyone is just kinda dumbfounded, after a few seconds*[/I]

[B]Different guy #2: Oh...man this is going to suck.[/B][/SIZE]

[Manic Webb]

Those Burger King office commercials always got to me. It's the first time I've ever thought a series of commercials should be turned into a full TV series. But then I remembered [i]The Office[/i].

The one where Amarosa (from [i]The Apprentice[/i]) shows up is one of the funniest. She didn't win the contest (in fact, I don't think anyone knows who won), but she's riding this "15 minutes of fame" thing as far as it'll take her. She's like the William Hung of The Apprentice, only she doesn't entirely suck.

There's this commercial I've only seen once, but it was the funniest thing I've ever seen. You know those shampoo commercials where a couple of women complain about how their hair has no body/sheen? Then the bottle of shampoo flashes across the screen, and their hair is bouncy and wavy?
I saw the exact same commercial with Hanna-Barbera characters. Wilma Flintstone, Jane Jetson, and Velma Dinkley were complaining about how their hair feels still and unmoving (because animators never animated hair movement on them). The shampoo flys by the screen, and suddenly the animation is in higher quality, and their hair moving with every turn of their heads.
To this day, I'm not entirely sure if that was a real commercial or a promo on either Cartoon Network or Boomerang.

[NorykoAngelcry]

[SIZE=1][COLOR=darkred]Well, one of my personal favorite commercials would be a Toyota Tacoma commercial. A group of campers drive back to their campsite, only to find it being ravaged by a bunch of bears. The guys kind of like up, and one of the guys basically looses it, and yells, "Let's get 'em!" The group charges the bears. . It always makes me laugh thinking about it, even though it's been out about 3 or more years, and I don't see it anymore.

Two Visa commercials really tickle me:

1) Payton Manning - He is sitting outside a convention center, cheering on tax attorneys or inssurance or bankers. . well, whatever! Shot of Payton at a Deli, cheering on the meat guy, "Cut that meat! Cut that meat!" Shot of Payton standing above some stairs, as some 'suited workers' leave their office, cheering them on, saying some guy is on his fantasy team. Finally, one of them slaps his hand, and he's like, "Yessss! Oh, I'm never washing this hand!"

2) Brett Favre - The one where he is walking around town with his girlfriend/wife, and he walks past a barber/hair-stylist and says something like, 'I would have used a number two blade' or something. Then it switches to him in a grocery store where some ladies bag breaks on her, he looks at the bagger and says, "I would have double-bagged that." Then you see him on the street, and some construction workers break a water line, and he looks at them and says, "I would have watched out for the water line."

-- Both commercials just capture how pro atheletes are treated, but still are really amusing to see. Not saying being a fan is a bad thing, but taking things too seriously makes me laugh in it's own respect. . . ya! That's three commercials with a football theme. . Let's change it!

Geico commercial! The one where they have the couple who live in the 'House that was too small!' . . that one is the best in my opinion. Why? Because I thought it was really a reality tv show. And it looked hillarious! Then I find it's for Gieco, and started rolling. =)

The first few Miller Lite commercials, where the refs come out of nowhere and start calling penalties on people drinking Bud Lite made me laugh. But I thought it was even better when Bud Lite came back with their own ref commercials, where they go to a party and steal it, then the cops track them down, and they take off running. . good stuff!

The newer Snickers commercials are pretty good -- Eat a Snickers, become the President -- That one is the favorite of the two I have seen so far.

I think that there are too many good commercials out there, sadly, too many of them are forgotten by me because of all the horrible ones! I can only think of one more that is making me laugh right now:

The Verizon 'In-Calling' plan or whatever. The dad is sitting in the house, and his kids are outside shovelling the snow. His wife comes up to him and asks why they are doing it. He says something like, "I told them if they shovelled the driveway, they could call all their friends from their cell phones for free" The wife looks at him and says something like, "They can already do that with (blah blah, Vorizon's plan)" He smiles and says, "Ya. . They don't know that." Then after the product plug, he's sitting there with his coffee, and burns his lip. He pulls the cup away and was like, "Owww! . . . Burned myself." . . (I don't know why that's so funny, perhaps it was his attitude while saying it?)
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[Queen Asuka]

[quote name='Dark Serena]I[size=1][color=purple][i]God, I hated that Quizno's Subs commercial that had those rat-things!!!!!![/i][/color'][/size][/quote]

[color=hotpink][size=1]Dude, that commercial was so freaking awesome, lol.

My favorite commercial that I can think of off the top of my head right this moment is the Geico commercial that's supposed to be like a reality tv show and the couple have to live in the really small house. It's so freaking convincing, even though I've seen the commercial a billion times.

The most ANNOYING commercial on TV is the stupid TitleMax commercial. I'm not sure if this is a local commercial or what, but I guess their dumb commercials consisting of "I got my title back with TitleMax!" just wasn't enough. Now they have this commercial with people dancing around with huge wads of cash and there is this woman with BIG nasty SHINY lips singing and I just want to STRANGLE HER! Everytime I see this commercial I want to cry and scream! IT MAKES ME ANGRY! Please tell me someone else knows what I'm talking about.[/color][/size]

[Zenriek]

I laugh every time I see the Homer Simpson ATM thing commercial. Especially the haircut part where the haircutter just cuts off his two hairs and says it's $75.

But I really don't like the DQ commercial. Who would be so "smart" as to do that?

And the Geico commercial with them doing the robot was good. But I really liked it when he was singing "Kung Fu Fighting" (I thought he was really good, actually).

[duoikari]

I also live in englnd and the best and funnest ad a have seen id the one to do with monster.co.uk

Voice in head:Look over there it clark from clark and co you've always wanted to work their haven't you.

Voice in head: (Man run over to women droping cup) You going to tell a joke laugh at it, (Man smiles) No not now wait for the punch line. (women says punch line)

Man: Hhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaa!! (slaps himself, a few times)

[Zenriek]

Oh! I've got another one!

What about that commercial (I think it was on car insurance or something, correct me if I'm wrong) where these two guys are standing behind a desk, and then one guy looks out the window and says, "Oh man, it's that guy that's always complaing about his cars insurance... Got any ideas on what to do?"

And the other guys is like, "...Yah." And then he goes over to the door, kicks up the doorstop, closes the door, and locks it. And the guy who complains about his car insurance is standing at the door and knocking on it, saying, "Hey, I-i need help! I got this problem here..."

And the second guy (who closed the door) goes back to the other guy behind the desk, and the guy behind the desk the whole time says, "Good idea!"

And the other guy is like, "Yah."

It really is funny! I laugh everythime I see it! :D :laugh:

[Dragonboym2]

[COLOR=Blue]This was a radio commerical featuring one the Gods of mirth John Cleese. He was talking about "Kalow And Bowser" toffees. "They are smooth and creamy in your mouth.. I like toffee that's bland and hard you say. Well these aren't I say, they are lovinglt made and shipped from England. Yuck, you say. Why would I want smooth and creamy? Well come along now, I say it's time for your therapy." And now for somthing completely different. :animesmil :animestun ;) :o :animeangr :animeknow :animenose Thank You.

And for you fans of bad boy humor here's a radio commerial starring The King Of The ******** (And Boston native), Denis Leary.
Man: Okay, Mr. Leary just read the cue crad.
Denis: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah. (Lights cigerete.)
Man: Uh, Mr. Leary, there's no smoking in the sound booth.
Denis: (Mocking tone) "There's no smoking in the sound booth." Ahh, kiss my ***.
Man: Forget it. Pleae read the cards.
Denis: Yeah, yeah. This is Denis Leary. Join me and some of my freinds for the Comedy Central Roast of Denis Leary. There, I said it. I'm outta here.
Man: Don't forget to..
Denis: Shut the **** up! I need a beer. Hey, where's my ******* limo!?
(Door Slams)
Man: Wow. He really IS an asshole.

The roast was great, by the way. I loved Jim Breuar's metal version of the Asshole Song. ROCK ON!

"KAMEHAMEHA!"

Dragonboym2[/COLOR]

[Zombie_Nosh]

[RIGHT][FONT=Garamond][I][SIZE=3][COLOR=DarkOliveGreen]I don't really have a favourite ad, but I do have an ad which I hate more than anything else in the world - more than cows.

The Kinder Milk Slice ad that was on a couple of years back, where the voiceover guy asks -"Have you ever tried to bite milk?" :confused:

I don't know about any of you lot - but I know nobody who has ever contemplated doing this.

And the part where the shopping trolley comes alive and starts zooming around the supermarket, and the mother and daughter start laughing and chasing it . . .

WHAT THE HECK IS THIS ?!?!

It confuddles me to no end - it makes my blood boil :mad: grr (see?)!

The Sprite ad's are pretty cool. And I absolutley LOVE Churchill (ooh yes!), that dog kicks behind![/COLOR][/SIZE][/I][/FONT][/RIGHT]

[kabapu]

probably the recent commercial about low-fat snack crackers.

a bunch of texans are sitting round a table, complaining about the low fat crackers and how they're ruining their buisness.


they then shp off to england, hijack a supermarket. block of the cracker isle and say over the PA "step away from the cracker isle. step away from the cracker isle!"


i think that this advert cracks me up.

[NorykoAngelcry]

[SIZE=1][COLOR=darkred]Hmm. . don't know if anyone has mentioned this one or not, but I love the new Bud Light commercial. More specifically, the 'parachuting' commercial.

Two buddies are in an airplane, and the one buddy is trying to coax him out of the plane. The other buddy doesn't want to jump, so the main one tempts him with some Bud Light, by tossing it out the window. Almost a second later, you see the pilot come running from the cockpit and dives out the window without a parachute. . . After the product placement, the two guys look at each other and the main one sort of gives a farewell and jumps out. .

The main 'funny-moment' of the whole commercial is just the delivery of the pilot jumping out of the plane. . I couldn't stop laughing. This commercial single-handedly saved the Super-Bowl ads.[/SIZE][/COLOR]

[kabapu]

how about the commercial for that new diesel fuel?

it sort of has a song in it. i think it goes:

"can hate be good...? can hate be great...? can hate be good, can hate be great, can hate be something you don't hate?" and then it starts singing about diesel engines that go "brawm and bang thwak and thrum and clatterclack?"

it ends by singing "hate something? change something! hate something? change something! hate something change something hate something, make something better!"

i personally find this advert hillarious

[NorykoAngelcry]

[QUOTE=kabapu]how about the commercial for that new diesel fuel?

it sort of has a song in it. i think it goes:

"can hate be good...? can hate be great...? can hate be good, can hate be great, can hate be something you don't hate?" and then it starts singing about diesel engines that go "brawm and bang thwak and thrum and clatterclack?"

it ends by singing "hate something? change something! hate something? change something! hate something change something hate something, make something better!"

i personally find this advert hillarious[/QUOTE]

[SIZE=1][COLOR=darkred]Guess it's one of those commercials that you have to see to get? . . I think I need the music and the song to find how funny it really is. . [/SIZE][/COLOR]

[Godelsensei]

"Do you feel sorry for the little creamer? That is because you are crazy. It is just a creamer; it doesn't have feelings. Besides, the new one is much better."

That commercial has everything: action, sex, suspense, emotion.

Talk about a good time.