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OKay, sorry people but I am friggin bored right now. SO! If you've ever seen any of the Monty Python movies, then post your favorite quote/dialogue.



had a second thought.

Actually, go ahead and post any of your favorite quotes from movies. here's my M.P. quote:

"Oh lord, bless this thy holy hand grenade, that it may blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy...."

I'm a dork.

:cross: :butthead: :drunk: :excited: :excited: :excited:
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YAY!!!
one of 'em is my sig
here's the rest:

-"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"
-"I HATE SPAM!!!" (not the Holy Grail, but oh well:p)
-"Camelot!" "Camelot!" "Camelot!" "[SIZE=1]it's only a model...[/SIZE]" "Sshhh!"
-"I'm not dead!"
-King Arthur: I am your king! woman: Well I didn't vote for you!
-"I mean, if I went around saying I was an empereror just because some moistened bink had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!
-"Just a flesh wound."
heeheeeee, that's all I can think of at the moment.
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Voodookanaka [/i]
[B]These are grave times, last year the goverment spent more money on health care than what it did on silly walks. [/B][/QUOTE]


[SIZE=1]HA! Cool, what is everyone's fav. film of it? I like the life of Brian and what is the medieval one called?[/SIZE]
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holy grail......

Arthur:I cut your arm off!

Knight:Its only a flesh wound!



Bridge keeper:what direction does a swan fly in?

King Arthur:which one? an african swan or a european swan?

Bridge Keeper:uh well..I dont know that!.......Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
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Guest Mystery Guy
ah yes...Monty python...

'I fart in your General direction! your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of eldenberries!"

hehehe....i love that quote..
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[SIZE=1]Woman: Who are you?

Arthur: I'm Arthur, King of the Britains!

Woman: King of the 'oo???

Arthur: The Britains!!

Woman: Who are the Britains???

Arthur: Well.. you are! And I am your king!

Woman: I didn't vote for you.

Arthur: You don't vote for a king!!

Woman: Well how did you become king then???
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Man: This parrot is dead!.. It has ceased to be!

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[i]Man enters an office room[/i]

Other guy: You sick child molestive homosexuall pervert! (or something to that effect)

Man: Wha_? I came in here for an arguement!!!

Other guy: Oh, oh I'm sorry this is abuse.
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Lmao, those crack me up!! :laugh: :laugh: *butt falls off* aw crap, honey get the glue!! :eek:[/SIZE]
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Oooh... My brother's favorite movie is the holy grail...he's made me watch it millions of times by now... I like the bunny ^.^ Freaky bunny that is... Grr... Can't remember quote... DANGIT! Usually I'm full of em, but, well...guess I forgot. :drunk:
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[SIZE=1]"There are some who call me....! .... Tim?"
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Tim: There it is!

(dont remember who): You mean behind the rabbit?

Tim: No, no! It [i]is[/i] the rabbit!!

(dont remember who): What?! It's just a rabbit.

(dont remember who): Ya, I almost soiled myself over all the excitment


Rotflmao :laugh:[/SIZE]
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Guest Voodookanaka
lol, yeh:

Tim: For Death awaits you all with big sharp pointy teeth!!!!!!!!!


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There.........!
Guinevere: what behind the rabbit?
Tim: It is the rabbit.....
'.................'
Robin: U scots git!!!!! I soiled my armour I was so scared!!!

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lol, I remember it all half by heart
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