Comedy Movie Quiz (possible spoilers)

[GuyYouMetOnline]

It's been a while since I've seen a quiz thread. This one's about comedic movies. If it's a comedy or part-comedy (action/comedy, drama/comedy, romantic comedy, etc.), you can ask a question about it.

For those who've never posted in a quiz thread before, here's how it works: I start the thread by asking a question. Whoever answers the question gets to ask the next one. If you're sure of the answer, then go ahead and ask your question. If you're guessing, wait for the person who asked the question to confirm your answer before posting your question. If nobody correctly answers the question in, say, three days, give the answer and ask a dfferent question.


I think that's it. Here's the first question:


In [i]Demolition Man[/i], what does main character John Spartan use as toilet paper?
Bonus(you can answer the bonus if you want to, but you don't have to. Not all questions need to have a bonus): Why does Spartan have to use the toilet-paper substitute?

[Gavin]

[SIZE=1]Well I wouldn't have classified [B]Demolition Man[/b] as a comedy or even a part-comedy but to each his own I suppose. I do hope this doesn't get deleted as I lost a shite-load of posts last time that happened.

[b]Answer:[/b] About 15 of those penalty papers/cards.

[b]Bonus Answer:[/b] Because he can't use the three metallic sea shells.

OK it's my turn now I suppose.

[b]Question:[/b] In the film [B]The Animal[/b] what creature is it that finds Mange after his car accident ?

[b]Bonus Question:[/b] How much was the Badger milk that Marvin bought ? [/SIZE]

[Zen]

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[B]Answer:[/B] I'm pretty confident it was a goose or a duck. One or the other.
[B]Bonus:[/B] I'm probably wrong, but was it $99.99?

[B]Question:[/B] In "Monty Python's The Holy Grail", what do the knights in the beggining of the movie use to simulate horse hooves galloping?

[B]Bonus:[/B] What is the wicked creature that the old horned wizard speaks of?[/color][/size]

[Gavin]

[SIZE=1]I'm afraid they're not the answers to my questions Reflux but since you're the first person to post here in a few days I might as well continue.

[i]My Questions:[/i]

[b]Answer:[/b] It was a brown bear.

[b]Bonus Answer:[/b] $24.99 for which you got a second carton free.

[i]Your Questions:[/i]

[b]Answer:[/b] Hollowed out coconut shells.

[b]Bonus Answer:[/b] A rabbit... but ?tis no ordinary rabbit.

[i]New Questions[/i]

[b]Question:[/b] In the film [b]Almost Heroes[/b] how many times does Hunt come across Eagle Eggs ? (It's not as obvious as you'd think)

[b]Bonus Question:[/b] When Edward is delirious from his illness he claims that a group of animals will take over Congress if they do not give them rights, what were those animals ?[/SIZE]