Who's the most annoying person you know? How annoying can you be?

[Albel the Wicked]

This is just a topic that I though up. I don't know if it's against the rules to post this. But anyway, to answer my own question, the most annoying person I know is a kid that goes to my school and will do it till I die from him annoying him. I can actually be pretty annoying, but I have to actually try. You know that there are people who are annoying without even trying. I've annoyed this one guy almost to oblivion. Now it's your turn.

[wiccansamurai]

There's this kid in my Algebra and my writing class. He clicked his friggin pen 1 and half hours straight! So I yelled at him to stop it. He said if I ever yelled at him again, he' burn my house down, and continued clicking. This is why I wish we could choose our seats in those classes.

[ChibiHorsewoman]

[color=darkviolet]Can this be a person we have known and don't associate with any more? Or does it have to be someone that we deal with on a somewhat regular basis? Because I only know of a ew people who I can fit into this catergory and most of them I don't hang around any more-because the risk of killing them or myself was too great.

Quite possibly the most annoying person I have ever met would have to be this girl Kelly that I knew from high school and ran into again in 2002 . Well, stupid me, I gave her my phone number and she never stopped calling me. She became obsessed with vampires and decided that she was gothic-meaning that she wore a really outdated black bathing suit with a dog collar and natural waist jeans and suddenly she was goth. Actually I thought she made Glamour's fashion don't page, but that was just me. Luckily I could pawn her off on my soon to be mother in law (more on that later) So she could suddenly call herself wiccan (I've taken classes read books and even done a spell and I'm stil not about to fully say hey, I'm a witch to everyone, but well...not everyone has that discrepancy ) But suddenly since my crazy soon to be mother in law says that she can read tarot cards Kelly is a friggin' witch.

So, now Kelly is starting to bug me with her psuedo wiccaness and not giving me a moments peace. But oh no that's not enough. She has to make out with a 50 year old in the back of [i]my[/i] car and decide to take up horseback riding with me. (You have no idea how much I'm appologizing to my riding instructor even now) Of course, this was a bad idea because she doesn't even know how to sit at a fast walk and she tried to tell the guy how to ride. :rolleyes:

Still the fun doesn't end there. This was the summer of 2002, the year I got married and moved to Texas, which means that Lincoln got to meet her. This was one part where I really enved him for being in Korea. Well, Lincoln came back from Korea and he decided to sit in on one of my riding lessons (ok so I made him come along...he brought a book) Well I guess while I was out on the jump course Kelly arrived at the stables (I stopped driving her because the girl finally got her own car). Well, I guess she had gone to Spencers and bought herself a pentagram necklace. A really guady pentagram necklace with a dragon that just screams look at me, I want attention for being different. She decided to flirt with Lincoln by asking him how to tell her dad that the pentagram she had was a good pentagram and not a bad pentagram. Well, from what I know, the star is rightside up so it's good, but in the Gardenarian tradition (I think it's gardenarian) there's a part in the schooling where the student is given an inverted (upside down) pentagram. WHich is still considered good in that path, but well, that doesn't count here.

My logical then fiance decides to say, well, just explain to him that it's right side up. And she's like but how. I guess he was bothered by her after the fifth whiney but how and told her that he was trying to read. Kelly later got angry at me because I gave my old riding crop to a girl in my class during my last lesson before I moved to Texas. She actually called my mom and complained to her saying that I [i]knew[/i] she needed a riding crop. What for, I don't know, I think she was a bit too into S&M if you ask me. Oh and I know this is needlesst to say, but she wasn't invited to the wedding.

After I moved to Texas I guess she dropped riding but kept hanging around my mother-in-law. I haven't talked to her since.

As for a person who I have to be around who annoys me. Well, definately my mother-in-law. She knows I'm pregnant (you can't hide a 9 month belly) yet smokes in front of me even when I ask her not too. Still considers herself to be Lincoln's next of kin therefore more important than me if the Army has to get ahold of someone if El forbid something happened to him. And she thinks that even though she has six cats in a three room apartment I should go right ahead and bring my daughter over there. I guess I could if I wanted to make sure Abby has a very good immune system.. Or get my daughter a nice case of streplococis. Luckily I only go to see her once a month when the weather is nice, which means that after October I won't have to see her again until May. Unless she breaks down and decides to come over to my parents house, after a good scrubbing so she can see her granddaughter.

As for annoying other people. Yes, I do it-unintentionally at times I swear! Infact, I annoy my husband's best friend most of the time and I don't know why. The guy actually thinks I'm obnoxious even after four years of semi knowing me. Go figure. I can't be that bad![/color]

[Zeta]

Even though this may sound kind of mean, I don't mean to be. My mom is probably the most annoying persom I know, lol. Every single second I hear "Mattt!!" Do this, do that, why haven't you done this yet, why can you blah blah. It gets quite annoying. And then the way she always says to keep my music or T.V. low, when I am right next to the things and I myself can't even hear it, heh.

If I am not allowed to do that or something, heh, the most annoying person I know would have to be a new "friend" of mine from when I moved to Georgia this year. He was cool for the little time I knew him at the end of last year, but this year....eeekkk!! Every second I hear that "fashizzle" and "haught" whatever that means, lol. Or the constant sitting down and him reaching over you and pinching you. >_> Oh man, it gets on my nerves. Im sick of him, and it is kinda sad too, he was like my first friend down here, heh.

[Eli]

I can usually tolerate annoying people, considering I'm one of them. But by far, the most annoying person I've ever met is my cousin. When he visits, and it's dinner time, he'll chew with his mouth open- in my ear (on purpose, might I add). The sounds and sight of his chewing are absolutely sickening, and my sanity flies right out the window. The saddest part of it all is that he's older than me. -__-

On the other hand, I absolutely love to poke everyone to death- that, and hug random people for no reason. That's always fun. ^_^

[Ezekiel]

[COLOR=DarkSlateGray][SIZE=2][FONT=Book Antiqua]I consider all of my friends to me annoying and that is probably because I am one the [I]least[/I] annoying people. That and I get ticked off veeeery easily.

The most annoying by far though is defiantly my 'friend', Joe. He is the type who wants to annoy you. Who will go to the very ends to annoy you. AND he's very, very good at it.
Unfortunately, I'm his prime target at the moment since he?s cottoned on that I am indeed the person with the shortest fuse in our group. While I might not blow up in his face, I will remain twitchy for the rest of the day if he has successfully broken down my barriers before break time.
There isn't just one thing he'll do either, usually he twist my sentences around and make me sound like a moron or he'll take the....pee....out of one of my interests...oh I could go on all day but you do not want to hear that -.-;;

The second my annoying would be one of the people that I have recently started calling a friend. Her name is Caitlin (name and shame) and she seems to have somewhat of an obsession with me. She even admitted, quite openly, that she has a crush on me. Now, if I was a guy, which those of you who don't know me are thinking, I wouldn't have a problem....but since I'm a girl....
I don't have a problem with bi or gay people, not at all, but it's the way she goes about things that worries me. Especially since she knows that I'm straight.
She calls me 'Her Jamie' and clings to my arms or makes a point of staring in the general chest are. She even kissed in class once, much to my shock.
And after all that, as if it wasn't obvious that she had even the smallest crush on me, when she finds out that I officially know, she starts to blush and acts all sweet.
*sigh*

I would go on but I have to get to school, don't be surprised if I add more to this thread later....[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[Orb]

I think one of the most annoying people i know is this one neighbor girl. she is 13 and ALWAYS hyper. 24/7. There is not even one second i have seen her that she is not hyper. she always running around, laughing, fighting and all of that. Plus she always hangs around our house. when she was watching a movie at our house and wouldnt stop being stupid i felt like kicking her out the window. lol, me, im not a very yippy person.
i'm usually not annoying. im mostly calm and dont like to annoy people. but when i do get sort of hyper i act really wierd-like a dumb blonde and talk like a baby in a ditzy blonde way (even though i am not). Wierdly, thats doesnt annoy people. and then i say jokes and they are pretty funny and i laugh at them. some times the jokes annoy people.

[The F-Bomb]

[quote name='Zeta']Even though this may sound kind of mean, I don't mean to be. My mom is probably the most annoying persom I know, lol. Every single second I hear "Mattt!!" Do this, do that, why haven't you done this yet, why can you blah blah. It gets quite annoying. And then the way she always says to keep my music or T.V. low, when I am right next to the things and I myself can't even hear it, heh.[/quote]

Dude, I swear to God that on a silent night, if I listen very closely, I can hear your mom screaming "Maaaatt!!" all the way up here in Wisconsin.

More seriously, the most annoying person I've ever met would have to be a reading teacher I had while I was in middle school, Mrs. Wesson. Her duck-like voice and waddle are forever etched in my memory. I swear, the next time I hear somebody say ,"It's time to shift gears class", heads will roll. It's not what she says, it's the waaaaay she says it. She could make the nicest compliment sound like the meanest insult.

As for me, I only get annoying under certain circumstances, but those don't come up very often. I generally make a conscious effort to not be annoying. At least when speaking with somebody in person.

[Guest pattiemoomoo]

[COLOR=DarkSlateBlue]Aahhh. The most annoying person I know is this moronic kid at my school named C.J. He's a close-minded snob, and he would do ANYTHING to annoy me. :flaming: He's my mortal enemy. But- I don't have to deal with him this year. :D Whoo-hoo![/COLOR]

[Eli]

[quote name='The F-Bomb']More seriously, the most annoying person I've ever met would have to be a reading teacher I had while I was in middle school, Mrs. Wesson. Her duck-like voice and waddle are forever etched in my memory. I swear, the next time I hear somebody say ,"It's time to shift gears class", heads will roll. It's not what she says, it's the waaaaay she says it. She could make the nicest compliment sound like the meanest insult.[/quote]

Oh jeez, that totally describes my school counselor- though she sounded more like a chipmunk. *Shivers*

Anywho, there's also this one guy I know at school- not your everyday stalker. After just one conversation (no matter who you are), he'll sneakily follow you [I]constantly[/I]. It used to drive me crazy, especially when he would sneak up right behind me, and breathe on the back of my neck. There's only one way to stop 'em- kick him as he walks behind you. Trust me, it works.

[Beorhun]

Hmmm...well, I can be pretty annyoing, but the person at my school who annoys me the most is this kid at my high school (I won't name names, but Misenke should know who he is) who always calls me to ask about this one stupid video game. He has no sence of direction, so it's impossible to walk him through something in a video game. :mad: Also, whenever I have to do chores or go somewhere when I'm on the phone with him, he ALWAYS continues the conversation until I literally have to almost hang up on him. But, to get back to my first point, I can be really annoying when I want to, and it's usually different for different people. Still, though, I don't like annoying people unless it's the first day of april or I'm just having a bad day.

[shaman duelist1]

The most annoying person is a kid in my reading, grammer, woods, mod. tech class.
He acts like a 2nd grader in the 10th grade. He gets me mad and the teacher upset.
If he can act a little more mature than a little kid he can have a little bit of friends!

[Enchanteres7]

The most annoying person i know is my older brother. He acts like a toddler when he is really in the 11th grade. He annoys our whole family. I can't beleive he actually has friends at school. But I doubt he shows them his true self.

[Magdalena]

[size=1]The most annoying person I know? Haha, that's an easy one. I feel kind of bad saying this because she's a half sped.. I don't know her name but she's annoying.

She follows me around half the day inbetween classes and during gym. She always drops by to say hi at the most horrible moments and has this weird drooling problem. I remember once when she was poking me to death trying to get me to take her to the "Special," bus that we have for sped kids at our school. I fear her, Lol.

Hrm, how am I annoying.. let's see, I'm unreasonably mean almost 24/7 and when I'm not mean, I'm too hyper and too happy. I suppose my annoying trait is my moodswings.[/size]

[Gavin]

[SIZE=1]Interesting, most interesting.

To be honest I don't know a huge amount of annoying people, I kind of stay away from people who annoy me for fear I might end up strangling them. If I had to pick somebody though there is one name that sort of sticks out from the rest, actually now that I think about it he's fairly far ahead of anyone else I would have dubbed "The Most Annoying Person I Know".

His name is Gerard and he used to hang around in the group I was in, think of him as a 17 year old fat child with red hair and you get the idea, I doubt he'd ever even heard of the word maturity. He used to talk in this really kind of high pitched voice, as if his voice hadn't broken yet (it probably hadn't), and he used to just spend his time making stupid jokes about people and generally being a prick.

He used to just take things too far, for example one of the lads came in one day with two different shoes on, we had a bit of a laugh at his expense but it was all in good fun. Gerry comes along and decides that he's going to spend the whole day taking the piss out of him over his shoes and just being a prat. It was funny the first time but after about 40 minutes of non-stop "Hey look at his stupid shoes" it wasn't funny anymore.

I think I used the right words to describe him earlier, a fat, red headed, 17-year-old child, a complete and utter dick. Then if he has the piss taken out of him he just says stuff like "Oh yeah how funny, NOT" so he really does deserve the title.[/SIZE]

[2010DigitalBoy]

My best freind is extremely annoying. He has an attention span this long ---------- however lonng it took you to look at that line, was the amount of time ha can pay attention to anything anyone says. He is a hyperactive RPG obssessed crazy 150 pound 14 year old with the most hillariouse jokes this side of Albequerky. I call him fat all the time, but with his attention span, he doesnt care. And of course I happen to have an infinite attention span, and I like to talk alot, he can be quite annoying.

Best Freinds!