Sign Up Adventures of the Cookie Avengers [E]

[Ezekiel]

Once upon a time, In an age where bakeries made bread and butchers sold meat, there was a town called Twiwb. In this town lived a whole lot of happy people together. And in this same town lived a man. A man with sealegs, a man who had sailed the seas for many times and knows a whole lot. Unfortunally, we wont come back at him, he smells like fish. Actually, we're even going to a whole other town. This town was said to be the most magical town in the entire world and its name is 'Efil Flah'. Efil Flah is said to be the town that withholds the very secret we like to call 'the treasure at the end of the rainbow'. But, one day, the secret was about to be unraveled by a man who didn't like gnomes and therefore shot the sheriff of Gnome town One day, that man, entered the town of Twiwb. He scared the hell out of the people, seeing as he was painted with gnome candy sugar stuff which sticks like hell but he couldnt get his hands off it. After washing his hands, 'that man' walked to 'the hall of ancient legends which nobody believes in anymore so they are stocked there'. This hall was filled with things like Santa, some golden ring with inscription, a coca cola truck which can ride through walls, a dusty carpet, some sleeping person, a mirror and if you look even better, there, right next to that table, you see a small chest. While humanity doesnt realize it, this same treasure withholds everything thats good. Things like Love, Happiness and pancakes are all stuffed in this small chest, ofcourse together with a whole load of gold and stuff which nobody knew of before. When he entered 'That man' walked upto a mirror and started claiming he was a changed man and that he now likes gnomes and dislikes their 'gnome candy sugar stuff which sticks like hell but he can't get his hands off'. After that, he went to the glowing chest with the note on it saying: saying: 'Hi Santa my love, I would like you to do some shopping for me. Here's a list of stuff I need you to get me for dinner. 2 bags of apples, 3 kilo potatoes, 1 pound beans, 3 liter milk and the package containing stuff that looks like Marihuana, but it certenally aint >:^o'. 'Helloz, I'm a very important message. If you read this, I will probably written all over by messages in who that stoned wife of Santa orders him to get stuff that looks like Marihuana, but it certenally aint >:^o Why am I so important? Well I'll tell you now. Because, I contain instructions about the chest. Here they are: 1. Do not Iron it 2. Do not spill milk or anything that smells like cheese on it. 3. Dont look in the secret layer at the bottom 4. You smell 5. and er.. something about when you open this chest, it is something like that the world will end within a year.' But suddenly there came a strong sense of fish in the air. 'That Man' reached out for the chest and grabbed it before the fish smell reached his nose. By looking into the mirror while claiming to be a changed man must be the thing that triggers the fish smell trap. Fortunally for That Man, he got out of the hall soon enough. He decided to keep the chest locked and hidden in his own house with a lot of defensive titanium layers and stuff so that no one with even more evil in mind than himself, could open the chest, but before he could cross the river with his blow-up-shoes which he bought at TelSell, a street kid kicked against his shins and ran off with a big smile. Reaching for his shin, 'That Man' dropped the chest on the ground, accidentally unlocking it. Before anyone could say 'we all live in the yellow submarine', the sky was covered in green, the water turned red, fish smell filled the air and twigs became unbreakable. But the worst thing of all, was that the pancakes and Cookies turned digusting! So 'That Man' turned on the Cookie Avenger sign and ran off, leaving the chest behind in the middle of nowhere. The Cookie Avengers were these day's heroes. They travelled around the world in their submarine, looking for villages to save and Inn Keepers to rip off. They were very successful and widely loved (Except by the Inn keepers) and most, I say most, bad guys were very afraid of them, why? Not a clue. But one day the Inn Keepers had enough of them so they made a trap. After offering the avengers a free night inn, they cackled and let down the candyfloss nets upon the snoring and drooling heroes beneath them. One by one, the sleeping avengers were bundled off to separate Inns and cooked to perfection, only to be served the next day. Only one survived, as he stumbled out onto the street, choking and spluttering like a rabid hobo, he screamed "Bakery!" People around him gasped and covered their ears, just as the poor guy passed out and was mobbed by smelly, snotty nosed street kids. So, the federation of people who own the Cookie Avengers, decided to gather a new team. And they decided to call this new team: The Cookie Avengers! How originalish! ----------- Ok so here are the sign ups. As I hope you have noticed, this is NOT a serious RP ^_^ The Characters don't have to be humanish. Like you can do something from a walking plushie to an angel, as long as it fits in the Submarine! Name: Be original. Age: Well eh.. Age.. Gender: No explanation needed I hope? Personality: Describe your personality and moods and so, make it clear enough so that other people can use your character in their posts without making him way different than he/she is. Appearance: As said above, something interesting but erm...practical O_o; Weapon: Toy, frying pan, slap glove, whatever. Bio: be creative. Try to add how you got called up by the Avengers HQ. Speciality: Be creative aswell, stuff like baking, cooking, rolling over, lie dead, I dunno o_O;; [B]Brought to you by Boo and Crucifix....we make a great team -.-;;;[/B]

[Guest Sean]

Heh heh heh, you've both out down yourself with this one, good job both of you.

[SIZE=1][COLOR=SlateGray][B]Name[/B]: Edward Martin Maryfield Charlie Gumphrey III

[B]Age[/B]: 45

[B]Gender[/B]: Male

[B]Personality[/B]: Look on the bright side of life old chap. I'm Edward Martin Maryfield Charlie Gumphrey The Third and i am so much better than you. I have so much more moeny, i am so much more important and of course, i am above you in every single way. But ofcourse theres one thing that your better at and that is ice hockey. A Bit random i know, oh well old chap. Lets have a game of Golf to settle this.

[B]Weapon[/B]: My EXTREMLEY long nose hairs, old chap, you don't want to get caught in that tangled web.

[B]Appearance[/B]: Heres My Pic - [URL=http://chrono.lunar-net.com/cc/trigger/characters/frog/art2.gif]Here[/URL]

[B]Bio[/B]: Hello there, as you'll see above my name is Edward Martin Maryfield Charlie Gumphrey The Third. And my life has been filled with glamour, fortune and praise. Not forgetting money ofcourse. As a child i grew up on the grape fields, that was all fun, riding the horses in the field, getting waited on hand and - (Some Random: "Get on with it you old fool") - WHY SIR. I am quite outraged, i will continue now thank you very much. Now where was i......(Some Random: "At the bit where you got called up by the avngers") - Ah that was it, thank you ol' chap, heres a hundred dollars. (Some Random runs off in glee). Ok now, i got called up by those really nice people because of my influence on this nation, for i am ofcourse the wealthiest man in the world, and own several islands. But they needed my money didn't they Butler (Butler: *groan* "Yes sir they did"). Thank you Butler. Now back to the story, i gladly accepted because i am getting on in my life, over half-way through. And i need a little adventure eh Butler? (Butler: *groan* "Ofcourse sir") Ok well old chaps, i think this will do, now where did that young in' go with my hundred dollars.

[B]Speciality[/B]: Moaning Old Git and Pride[/COLOR][/SIZE]

[Ezekiel]

[COLOR=DarkSlateGray][SIZE=1][FONT=Book Antiqua]Great stuff, Sean old boy, I like it.

Um....can you add Appearance to your sign up though? For some reason it's not there on the form *glares at Boo*.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[Boo]

[b]Name:[/b] Cidul [b]Age:[/b] 28 platypus years. No one knows it in human years though. Could be centuries, could be a few days >>; [b]Gender:[/b] Male [b]Personality:[/b] He's Goofy, he doesn't ever seem to be serious. He compares life to a big kitchen with a lot of materials to bake pancakes with. You just [i]have[/i] to use them! [b]Appearance:[/b] [url=http://teatreehollow.com/gallery/Oz_Animals/platypus.jpg]Clickzeh :^D[/url] He has a cape and can walk on two feet, although he preffers four. [b]Weapon:[/b] Potato masher [b]Bio:[/b] Cidul lived with his parents until his 9th platypus year. He learned to cook, bake and how to write the perfect recipi for pancakes (his parents owned a pancake restaurant called 'the flying pancake'). On his 9th, he went to the chef's school and although he was a great cook and an even better baker, he didn't pass his theory... He could only write the recipi for pancakes >>; On his 12th he started his own pancake maker thingy on the street. This went pretty well until some snotty streetkids demolished it. So since then he had dedicated his life to fighting crime and the forces of evil *Powerpuff tune*. Ahem... So he just beat up the kids and got all the money they had. It was just recently that he had a chef part in a restaurant (They loved his pancakes :^D). But this didn't last long, cause when a person from the Avengers saw him mashing the potatoes with his masher, he had to sign him up for the Cookie Avengers. And thats how he landed up at the base! [b]Speciality:[/b] Bake pancakes Short but well er... Short :^D

[Mykul]

you're all insane...and im in. i hope its alright that i dont do it in first person like sean.

[B]Name[/B]- Piddles

[B]Age[/B]- 6

[B]Gender[/B]- Male

[B]Personality[/B]-Piddles is a little dog who loves to have fun. he is only interested in things that are loud, exciting, and taste good. he is a terrible convorsationist, because due to mind wanderings he never really says anything intelligent. he often yells bizzare commands at inatimant objects.

[B]Weapon[/B]- Piddles can annoy people to the point of insanity with his dancing, lack of attention, and made up songs.

[B]Appearance[/B]- [URL=http://tinypic.com/5w4ef]Cick[/URL] DANCING MADNESS!
[URL=http://members.lycos.nl/finalfantast/Girs_doom_song.mp3]Click[/URL]
SINGING MADNESS!!!

[B]Bio[/B]- Piddles is a failed genetic enhancement experiment. scientists were trying to create a super intelligent canine, but what they got they could never have been prepared for. the first dog to survive the test could speak, but hardly a rational word ever came from his mouth. all the test subject would do all day is eat tacos, dance, sing made up songs, play with plushie pigs, and pee. this is where he got the name piddles. the enhancement surgeory took away his hair and his color vision, so Piddles wears a green zip up fur suit in place of his lost hair.

he was chosen to be in the cookie avengers because...well...the government MADE HIM, they gotta use him for SOMEHTING!


[B]Seciality[/B]- Being so darn lovable.


tell me if i need to edit!

[Ezekiel]

Name: Bishop Kawaii Age: 11 (201 1/3) Gender: we think he's male Personality: Bishop is a...worldly child. Since he has, in theory, been alive for over 200 years he has picked up quite a bit of knowledge. He likes to use big words to confuse his friends and crewmembers, he also finds it great fun to swap recipes around and mix up ingredient labels. He can?t drive the submarine worth a crap, but he is for some reason it's helmsman, he always claims that what he is doing is right....even though his north is South. Weapon: Bishop has a replica of practically every anime character and celebrity he knows in plushie form. He is able to grab a random one from the depths of his clothes at any given time. Appearance: [URL=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/AzureImi/aaaaaw.bmp]click[/URL] That....guy with the purple hair. Bio: Bishop grew up in?. well, he grew up in a Church. Actually, no, he grew up in a cardboard box NEXT TO the Church. But he visited there often because of the free food...which any person in their right mind would do. He learned the ways of God, and that helped him to break many laws with the cover of God's work at hand. Needless to say he had a bit of a reputation. His sense of direction was always horrible, and one day, whilst travelling from Twiwb to a small field with cows, he got lost and ended up in Tokyo. Which is where he had his hair done (isn't it great?). After many, many years of travelling, Bishop got to know about the Cookie Avengers. He saw their Sub dock once and was fascinated by it, so fascinated that he just had to graffiti on it. 'Bishop woz ere' is still there today. When the posters of 'Avengers wanted' flew up all over his humble town, Bishop just had to try and join...actually, there were only a few people who wanted to join so competition wasn't very strong. Special Ability: The ability to make plushies twice his size to seemingly appear from thin air.

[Muad'Dib]

[FONT=Palatino Linotype][COLOR=RoyalBlue]Weehee, I'm here! God this is going to be fun...

Name: Niko (Nee-koh)
Age: 12
Gender: male
Personality: Obsessed with, novice *scribble scribble* EXPERT in, and always thinking about the power of the Ninja! He's generally sociable, until he remembers he's a Ninja and goes, for lack of a better word, nuts. He's convinced that the power of the Ninja can beat anything, but he usually gets his butt kicked anyway.

Appearance: No taller than three feet, with big, curious, cute-si eyes. He's always dressed in nothing but his ninja outfit. Little strands of orange hair stick out of his hood, getting in his oversized eyes.
(Sorry it's so short, but everyone had pics and I couldn't find a chibi ninja =( )

Weapon: Yellow cushy-bat (nearly bigger than he is)

Bio: He was born more or less normally... even though his mom was obsessed with fish and... well, anyway, that changed. He fell off of a conveniently placed cliff edge and hit his head on a cenveniently placed rock. After the conveniently placed mdics arrived, he woke up thinking he was the greatest ninja EVER!!!! He immediately grabbed the nearest cushy-bat and beat the medi- I mean, rival ninjas, to the ground. He procceeded to avenge his downed comrads, who never really existed, by annihilating the surrounding town. The damage resulted in a few angry shop keepers and a ten dollar fine. But Niko was not detered! He signed up for The Cookie Avengers to prove he was the greatest ninja. Of course, he has no idea he's supposed to be on a team. Usualy he ends up getting blown up while attempting to outwit the enemy with his ninja stealthiness.

Speciality: Blowing himself up on accident.[/COLOR][/FONT]

[Bullet Theory]

Name- Everyone calls him..."Guy"

Age- 15

Gender- Male

Personality- Guy, as he is known, is almost always hyper. He can't stay still and is always bouncing off the walls...quite literally. His apartment is fully padded so he can jump around. When he is not completly hyper, he is usually running around playing soccer. He is a nice guy that can stop leaf with the mear stomp of his foot.

Weapon- Well...Guy doesn't really have a weapon...he just jumps on people.

Appearance- Guy is about...oh I'd say 5 foot, 6 inch tall man. He has straight black hair. He has a fairly muscular build. His eyes are a deep brown, almost black. He wears a black Linkin Park tour T-shirt, baggy blue jeans, a Linkin Park wristband and a braided leather braclet.

Bio- Guy grew up in a foster home because both of his parents were arrested for assisting a famous leaf in an attempt to overthrow the city's government. He went from foster family to foster family, all not being able to afford the repair fees for his constant wall-jumping. After a few years, he was finally sent to a trampoline testing facility. The foster people figured he would be most at home here. He slept in the padded apartment in the basement of the facility. He earned a pretty good living, getting paid $55 for every trampoline he passed during his inspection. After a month or two, Guy got wind of a new leaf crime-lord rising up.

"I won't stand this! The leaves must be stopped!"

From then on, Guy vowed to stomp on all leaves he crossed paths with. He decided to join the Cookie Avengers because he thought that they could help his sacred quest.

Speciality- Stops rampaging leaves from destroying the city!

Tell me if I need to change anything.

[Boo]

[color=grauy][size=1]Splendid Sign-ups everyone :^D
Although I do not really get the leaf part in your story nameless <<;[/color][/size]

[Mykul]

thats just jake being...well jake. this is a very jake-ish character that he made, with the leaf stomping and what not. also the bit about the trampolines is great cus jake himself can do more crazy things on a trampoline than any other man ive ever met...OH YEAH, and he pretty much wrote the appearance of his character with his own physical features.

[Guest Sean]

[quote name='MehrLicht']about the trampolines is great cus jake himself can do more crazy things on a trampoline than any other man ive ever met[/quote]

The inuendo my friend, the inuendo.

But onto the topic at hand, so Boo, Crucifix, are we needing anymore sign-ups, or is that us all set and your organising the beginning of this.....extremley random RP. For this RP i am going to enjoy, for this RP i am going to be randomer than any random has been randomly before.

Random.

Haha, well good luck with this, it sounds so amazing though

Yeh i am very...praiseful, ok haha, shut up Sean.

-Sean-

P.S - I actually followed my own advice, oh wait, damn, i'm typing here, nooooooooo!

[naota]

[COLOR=DarkRed][SIZE=1]*Sigh* Just do it on pm even though you still might get on trouble.Anyway I wish I signed up for this rp because it looks fun! But the sign ups are done right?[/SIZE][/COLOR]

[Ezekiel]

[COLOR=DarkSlateGray][SIZE=2][FONT=Book Antiqua]No, sign ups are not closed, we'll tell you when they are.

And guys, stop posting like that in this thread or you will get in trouble or a moderator will do something, so delete those posts because they have nothing to do with sign ups.

Boo and I will chat on AIM and we'll decide the final players in a day or two, so still feel free to sign up.

[U]PS I don't know if it says so in the story, but there are only 5 Cookie Avengers, meaning that there are only three places open. So not everyone is going to get in anyway.[/U][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[naota]

[COLOR=DarkSlateBlue][SIZE=1][B]Name:[/B] Denshi Nego -The angelic elf-
[B]
Age:[/B] 6 (|Original age is 200|)
[B]
Gender: [/B]Male

[B]Personality:[/B] He is a very cheerful little boy,and he never frowns even when hit. The only faces he makes are smiles,smirks,and a normal face. He is always trying to make friends and is very innocent. But in serious times he can be dangerously............cute!

[B]Appearance:[/B] Denshi stands at 3'1 and has long navy blue long hair that goes down to his shoulders. He wears a long light blue head band on his fore head that has a picture of 2 navy blue wings on it in the middle. He has bushy navy blue eye brows, light blue eyes, and pupils the shape of a spiral. He has sharp teeth that he was born with and that he sometimes uses in a fight,and clean pink gum. He wears a long short sleeve shirt that is a solid light blue color with a red inside tank top. On the back of his shirt he has a picture of the blue sky and a few clouds in a circular frame and on his back he has one big navy blue bird wing.. He wears a solid red belt and the buckle is light blue. He wears long baggy navy blue pants with regular pockets and a pair or light blue shoes with red laces.
[B]
Weapon:[/B] His feet,he is very strong at kicking and very fast at running. He uses this to his adventage alot by running away or kicking someone.
[B]
Bio:[/B] Denshi was born from a fallen star and was a mystic angel for 200 years on the earth.In this part of his life he was very daring,fearless and a ruthless killer. One day when he was walking at a canyon he got hit in the head by a boulder giving him amnesia and he forgot about this part of his life. This knocked him back into a kid form (He was a morpher) and was adopted by a couple of loving parents.

This lead him to think that he was born as a regular boy who just wanted to be a cook or something that had to do with food when he grew up. He loved loved to make tons of food like cake, cookies, french fries and more. When Denshi was one year old his first word was bake which he stuck to. At the age of two his parents saw that he loved to bake and cook things like cookies and more but at that age it was very crummy and messed up. When he was 4 he was making cookies for his class and was turning to be a very good baker.Thats when his life changed and a fallen angel has come to earth trying to escape both hell and heaven. There was many minions from hell and inocent angels from heaven looking for him.

Denshi didn't know that any of this was happening because this couldn't be seen by the human eye. When Denshi was on his way to home when he was coming from school the fallen angel was running away from both minions and angels looking behind his back. The fallen angel accidently bumped into Denshi combining his soul with Denshi perminently fusing it giving Denshi the special speed, transformation ability,and making him grow one wing since he wasn't a full angel.

No one knew that this happened and he just fell to the ground in a thud giving him alittle scrape but he didn't cry. He continued to to bake cookies untill he was ten and he saw that a poster on a sub dock that he usually went passed on the way to his grand parents house. It said they were hiring and it looked good to Denshi so he decided to join. Denshi was missing from his house alot since he joined the job and he did miss his parents but he carried a picture of him every where he went to remember them. He explained to his parents where he has been on his fourth month of being ten and they saw that they couldn't talk him out of it and since he was a very smart boy they let him stay.
[B]
.::Speciality::.[/B]
[I]Transformation[/I]| He can transform into anything that he choses,which is good for when he is hiding or trying to get away from someone.

*I hope this is good![/SIZE][/COLOR]

[Whisper]

Name: Kitty

Age: 14

Gender: Female

Personality: Kitty has a light, bubbly, outgoing personality that would make anyone want to be her friend...most of the time. When shown anime merchandise or anything related to anime or Japan Kitty becomes a way too hyperactive girl of insanity that most normal people cross the street to avoid contact with.

Appearance: Kitty is about 5' 3", and is 98 pounds. Kitty has curly, blonde hair that hangs a little bit past her shoulders. Kitty has piercing blue eyes that often times "glare" people arguing with her into submission. Kitty is often found wearing a red t-shirt and blue jeans. Except when her "anime-side" is accessed of course. Then she wears a crude, badly sewn together homemade kimono, waving around a pointy stick she insists is a katana that will "rid the world of evil, such as demons, men trying to take over the world, aliens, and those 4Kids Dubbers who make wonderful teen-rated anime shows into kid shows."

Weapon: Kitty's "katana."

Bio: Kitty was once a normal, good girl. She led quite a normal life, excelling in all academic achievements causing her to be much beloved by her parents. In junior high school Kitty entered an honors program that extended through high school. And then Kitty began her year as a freshman in high school. Her life would never be the same. At the high school Kitty met a girl named Katt. They became very good friends. Kitty had no idea what she got into by becoming friends with Katt.

Katt introduced her to anime and the culture of Japan (not to mention the goodness of pocky!). Soon teachers caught Kitty drooling over hot bishonen boys in manga. Kitty's parents often found her watching anime DVDs, going onto anime message boards, and eating jumbo pocky for breakfast. Kitty began to address her teachers as "sensai" and her older classmates by "senpai." Kitty's parents and teachers became very worried (and also disturbed when Kitty walked into school wearing her kimono and attacking the school lunch ladies with her "katana" for not serving pocky) and sent her to a psychologist by the name of Dr. Frankenstein.

The psychologist said that the situation was very grave indeed because Kitty had caught "anime fever," a disease spreading like wildfire from Japan to across the world. Dr. Frankenstein said that the only cure was to cut Kitty from anime completely. Kitty was home-shcooled, thus separated from the influence of Katt. She was also restrained to remain at home. Kitty?s parents cruelly took her anime merchandise away. Kitty first reacted to the very badly, refusing to talk to her parents and destroying everything in sight. But she decided, sadly, that it was no use. Kitty then became normal again...supposedly. One day Kitty's parents decided it was safe for Kitty to go outside of her home again. Kitty went downtown, where she passed an anime store. Kitty immediately had a breakdown and changed in an alley back into her kimono. Kitty then took her "katana" and rampaged the store, stealing anything she could carry. Of course though Kitty was caught. Kitty managed to escape the police and fled to the town of Twiwb. There she saw a recruitment sign for The Cookie Avengers. Kitty decided to join, thinking it could be one of the only places were she could worship her anime in peace.

Specialty: The power to go on some of the greatest sugar highs in history by consuming unimaginable amounts of pocky.

[Ezekiel]

[COLOR=DarkSlateGray][SIZE=2][FONT=Book Antiqua]Okay, I dont' think Boo will beat me up for saying this >_> But sign ups are now closed!
He PMed me and after a little war, we decided that there will be [U]6 Cookie Avengers[/U], not 5 -.-;;
So, there are four places open, we'll discuss this as soon as possible and you'll get a PM if you're in.

Um...if you still want to join that badly, then PM either me or Boo with your sign up, only if it's really good will we possibly make an exception.

If this information changes within the next few hours (meaning Boo ish angry with me), don't be surprised XD

Good luck to all who signed up.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]