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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Justin [/i]
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Heh, maybe you should. Warlock might just overthrow you one day by finding out all the holes in your devious scheme that allows you to maintain your Godhood!

-Justin [/B][/QUOTE]

heh, I seriously doubt it, my schemes are flawless, they include dancing monkeys....
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Sephiroth [/i]
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heh, I seriously doubt it, my schemes are flawless, they include dancing monkeys.... [/B][/QUOTE]

DANCING MONKEYS YEAH!!!:devil: :devil: You mean in all those 200 posts there is nothing about dancing monkeys...shame on Warlock!

201- Get female dancing monkeys so sephiroths dancing monkeys are distracted ^_^

There ya go
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by DuoGod of Death [/i]
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DANCING MONKEYS YEAH!!!:devil: :devil: You mean in all those 200 posts there is nothing about dancing monkeys...shame on Warlock!

201- Get female dancing monkeys so sephiroths dancing monkeys are distracted ^_^

There ya go [/B][/QUOTE]

how about dancing flying orangutangs
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by ssj trunks 7 [/i]
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how about dancing flying orangutangs [/B][/QUOTE]
how about not? :laugh: guess what? i can see u....ur4 seats away MWUAHA i could throw a spit ball at u now...but i won't...i'm to evil plus i'm busy listening to Slipknot, bwuah...if i were evil i'd buy a flock of rabid sheep and send them to all the countries of the world, then hold everyone rancid for a new winabeigo(the ugly van car thing):devil:
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by ssj babe [/i]
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u r soooooooooooooooooooo annoying stop trying 2 b funny cause u arn't so pleez spare me [/B][/QUOTE]


Ouch, that was harsh....(deserved it;) )


[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by ssj chic [/i]
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how about not? :laugh: guess what? i can see u....ur4 seats away MWUAHA i could throw a spit ball at u now...but i won't...i'm to evil plus i'm busy listening to Slipknot, bwuah...if i were evil i'd buy a flock of rabid sheep and send them to all the countries of the world, then hold everyone rancid for a new winabeigo(the ugly van car thing):devil: [/B][/QUOTE]


You scare me....You really scare me...:nervous: Oh btw clean out your mail box I can't pm you!:whoops:
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by DuoGod of Death [/i]
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You scare me....You really scare me...:nervous: Oh btw clean out your mail box I can't pm you!:whoops: [/B][/QUOTE]
its empty, plus u said i didn't scare u ^^ hehe
ooooo....hey matt guess what....watch out i gotta babybottlepop and i'm going to spill powder on u and scream anthrax...see what Mr.Y will do.....wait...um..i forgot....how do u spell montiseeno? hehe
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by ssj chic [/i]
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its empty, plus u said i didn't scare u ^^ hehe
ooooo....hey matt guess what....watch out i gotta babybottlepop and i'm going to spill powder on u and scream anthrax...see what Mr.Y will do.....wait...um..i forgot....how do u spell montiseeno? hehe [/B][/QUOTE]
i just spelled it for him almighty smart one:p
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by ssj trunks 7 [/i]
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i just spelled it for him almighty smart one:p [/B][/QUOTE]
ur annoying me...i'm going to shout at u and say bad stuff to u if u don't stop.....ANNOYING! ANNOYING ANNOYING ANNOYING!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!! *pulls out hair* u know i'm kidding right matt? yah i am....eheh...i'm not that mean...but hey why sit so far away come join us retarded lunatics and listen to music and make fun of CJ....he doesn't mind s long as i give him reeses pieces :D can i have a scooby snack? *sad puppy face* pweeeeeseeeee.....andyways...orangatans can't take over the world dummy, they r orange
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by ssj chic [/i]
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ur annoying me...i'm going to shout at u and say bad stuff to u if u don't stop.....ANNOYING! ANNOYING ANNOYING ANNOYING!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!! *pulls out hair* u know i'm kidding right matt? yah i am....eheh...i'm not that mean...but hey why sit so far away come join us retarded lunatics and listen to music and make fun of CJ....he doesn't mind s long as i give him reeses pieces :D can i have a scooby snack? *sad puppy face* pweeeeeseeeee.....andyways...orangatans can't take over the world dummy, they r orange [/B][/QUOTE]
:bawl: all i aks for is flying dancing orangutans.....is so much to ask for:bawl:
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by ssj trunks 7 [/i]
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:bawl: all i aks for is flying dancing orangutans.....is so much to ask for:bawl: [/B][/QUOTE]
yes it is...a pink flying pony is easier to ask for! um.....Roxy ate my lollipop! *glares at ssjbabe* that was MINE!
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by ssj trunks 7 [/i]
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I would want a black flying pony [/B][/QUOTE]
ehem...whos the goth here? *looks at u* um....not u....its ME mwuah black is so not ur color...its all mine it comes with the spikes and chains...get sum of those then u can wear black:rolleyes:
and get rid of ozzy.....
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by ssj chic [/i]
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ehem...whos the goth here? *looks at u* um....not u....its ME mwuah black is so not ur color...its all mine it comes with the spikes and chains...get sum of those then u can wear black:rolleyes:
and get rid of ozzy..... [/B][/QUOTE]
hey, i happen to like Ozzy, he's cooler than YOU!:butthead:
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by ssj trunks 7 [/i]
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hey, i happen to like Ozzy, he's cooler than YOU!:butthead: [/B][/QUOTE]
no ozzy is a :butthead:

^^ heehee...ok back to the topic.....i want to be an evil overlord and overthrow the president with a toaster!!!!!
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1.Become a Goddess
2.Buy dancing flying oragutans to shut ssj tunks 7 up
3.loose weight
4.buy skin-tight pants and where a pink thong outside like briteny
5.kidnap Gohan
6.kidnap Takeru
7.kidnap Yamato
8.do ungodly things to Gohan :devil:
9.do ungodly things to Takeru
10.do ugodly things to Yamato
11.throw away pink thong and buy blue one
12.learn to fly
13.learn to speak japanese
14.find out what no me digas means (okay i lie, i know what it mean)
15.kill the taco bell dog
16.conquer rhode island
17.kick Osama Bin Laden *****
18.eat world supply of pie
19.eat world supple of cool whip
20.destroy all remnants of miracle whip
21.find out where the ninja turtles went
22.buy the power rangers NON-SPANDEX outfits
23.figure out something to do for number 23
24.destory any and everything pertaining to Videl or Hikari
25.buy the all-digimon channel
26.buy the all-dragonball z channel
27.create number 25 & 26
28.buy the Sum 41 cd
29.sleep
30.draw
31.get evil patamon
32.move into the digital world
33.molest JC
34.conquer hell
35.shove pole up mr.satan's ***
36.tell the eternal dragon i wish for a slurpee from 711
37.figure out what the 6 dots on kurriurins head are
38.buy Roshi a blow-up doll
39.capture Vegeta and deliver him *cough*naked*cough* to Lady Macaoidh's door
40.shorten list
41.try and get an A in math
42.stop world hunger, by feeding myself
43.go potty
44.eliminate mental illnesses & disabilities
45.watch Hercules (disney's version) until my eyes bleed
46.figure out if eyes can bleed
47.buy cape
48.get some kick *** leather knee high boots in blue
49.deliver Gohan in tight leather to myself for my birthday
50.convince self that everyday is my birthday :devil:
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[SIZE=3][FONT=century gothic][COLOR=crimson]1. become a non-evil warlord
2. cut tax rates
3. date Ginny, babygirl, and a few others
4. somehow get kittie to understand im only dating them... not marring them... i only get to marry her :)
5. figure out if im dating ssj chic or ssj babe lol
6. change my name to kujaaron i tend to like that name
7. donate 10 million dollars to this site after all it is y im a non-evil warlord plus most of the heros go here so they wouldnt hate me
8. get over my fear of cheerleaders doing splits... i hear that is a wonderful turn on :angel:
9. marry kittie
10. allow kittie to bear me lots of kids :)
11. make ginny get online more often so i can bug er
12. convince myself to buy a gamecube that isnt that nasty spice color... thou i plan on getting spice now
13. make the japanesse relase stuff on the same day here as they do there
14. make school 1 day week
15. make squaresoft denouce FF 7 and 8
16. bring back the word ditto
17. only date girls who have a nickname that makes me think of cats
18. buy a hamster and get a room dedicated to them
19. get a lot of tubes and stuff for aforemeantioned hamster
20. get a female hamster so male hamster can knock her up and then i can have lots of hamsters
21. make between my bday and kitties bday a time 4 celebration
22. break up my ex and her current bf... she is too good for him
23. make my ex fall for me so i can torture her like she did to me for so long
24. make breast implants illegal rather see a natural flat girl than a girl w/ fake ones anyway
25. make tatoos and extra peicering illegal... unless you get personal approval by me and show me exactly where you want them... that should cut down on most
26. have a democricy and let them vote who the hero is... so i can deal w/ him in my own way... let him rule the country while i live on an island w/ a lot of pretty women (to look at of course)
27. have a secret island for me and kittie to live on :)
28. make it illegal to get drunk at any age... that was a good law... shouldnt have taken it away
29. make cigarets illegal... or find away to get rid of the smoke
30. dontate a few more millions to this site
31. bye neopets.com and give myself all the thropies :)
32. prove how adam and masterfork are the same person... safer questioned that now he is a god... is it me or is that paying him off? not like he knows anything anyway ;)
33. make is so more smilies will show up
34. chance my name to kujaaron and ban the name sepiroth
35. make the number 36 equal to 50
36... er 50 end this dang list :)[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
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